What's the best way to cheat on an exam, /adv/? I fucked up the 4th time and fear it's all over for me otherwise.
Current best plan is
- go in feigning diarrhoea, ensuring many trips to the bathroom
- copy the questions onto rough paper
- fish a spare phone from my shoe in the restroom
- use bookmarked wolfram alpha to do perhaps 2 of the questions.
Any other ideas?
I might also try saving problem sheets and solutions to the phone? And perhaps learn all those problems off-by-heart.
>>17483832
>>17483838
>I fucked up the 4th time
kek. What's preventing you from studying? It's a lot easier than going through all that shit to cheat.
>>17483842
Akrasia, laziness, privileged upbringing, not really enjoying my subject...
I'm not sure - it is pretty ridiculous that this is literally the 4th time, but hey ho.
>>17483916
gl anon i resonate wit u when it comes this shit
god speed
whats ur major
>>17483920
Thanks man, engineering. Any good ideas for opportunities to peak at my phone that aren't the restroom?
>>17483924
Man, it's super difficult for me personally, since i get super paranoid when i whip my phone out or try and take sneak peeks because it's always shitty timing for me.
But hey if u have impecable timing, u could possibly straight up pull that shit out.
It also varies depending on your clothing.
>>17483937
Clothing? Tell me more sir
>>17483832
>What's the best way to cheat on an exam, /adv/?
Be Chinese
Bump.
Any advice for a poor lost Junior?
>>17483916
>not really enjoying my subject
Normally I'd tell you how shit you are for cheating, but you have a whole life of misery ahead of you that you'll eventually get what you deserve
>>17484209
Meh. I'm not going to work in the industry, but I've sunk too much time into the degree now and need to finish it.
If you are having trouble memorizing stuff like history you can write a thin piece of paper inside the collar of the sock
>>17483924
Yo, aspiring engineer, why don't you engineer some fucking smartphone parts into a calculator case, maybe use a blackberry since they got the keys instead of a touchscreen. Hook up the number, operation, and function buttons to the keyboard somehow, and make your home background a pic of the calculator display so that it lines up with the calc. case and have no app icons there so when the TA comes around, hit home to make it look inconspicuous
BAM, your own personal cheatalator
If you do this, I will retract me calling you a filthy fucking piece of scum for cheating, because in that case, fuuck, you deserved the engineering marks
Do it
Do it