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>>17485350
The first thing I noticed was that she had obviously gained a p major amount of weight. Now, I don't consider myself to be Olympic athlete material, i'm boringly average in body type, and I honestly do not mind a larger or smaller romantic partner as long as the person is reasonably healthy. But... wow. I hadn't seen her in about a month, and she looked at least 30 lbs heavier. Hell, if we were still dating and she had put on that much weight it wouldn't make me leave her, but that's the point where I'd be like "are you feeling ok because i know if i put on that much weight in that quick of a span of time my body would be screaming at me to stop".
(Later on at the party she mentioned that she'd gotten really into the Taco bell cheesy core burrito things, and that she had one in the fridge at home. pffffftttttt)

Second, she was dressed like a slutty halloween version of the stripey green thing from Yo Gabba Gabba. I did not say a single word about it but oh my god I couldn't stop thinking it. Way too tight green striped shirt with matching long socks and some denim short-shorts. It was hilarious in a certain sort of way. She looked like a decommissioned prostitute.

Third, she was drunk as all fucking hell. She WALKED IN drunk and the party hadn't even started. She was working on a 4 Loko as she came in, and quickly distributed a bunch more cans to everyone from her bag. I took one and barely got 1/3 through it. Later in the night I discarded it in favor of a good Belgian Tripel and felt a lot less trashy.
She was mad drunk the last time I saw her too. She was standing outside the venue wasted and swaying at an event we were both attending. I just.. god damn. That time felt incredibly more awkward too because she saw me and was like "HEYYY HOW'VE YOU BEEN". I didn't see her for the rest of the concert and had a wonderful time with friends and my current girlfriend, who has treated me far better than I deserve.
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>>17485355
As the birthday party progressed and my ex drank more, she started groping and shit with her new boyfriend (the one she left me for) on the couch. I thought beforehand that this would be the ultimate thing to anger me and bring back all the awful mixed feelings I had about her. but... no. What I saw was two fat, alcoholic 30somethings squishing into each other. (For the record I'm 24. She was the oldest person I'd ever dated at 31). I sat on a beanbag and had a beer while we all watched something on TV. It was a good night.
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Believe it or not, I didn't end the night thinking about my ex like "oh wow she's a trashy piece of shit fuck her", even though she is a trashy piece of shit. I felt fucking sorry for her. All my hatred evaporated, and we managed to just decently shoot the shit about stuff. I think I realized just how horribly incompatible our lives would be, and how self-destructive, apathetic, and petty she really is.

And one final thing, she spent the entire night whining about someone who blocked her on Twitter. Hahahahahah.

She's trash and she is clearly NOT doing well with her life. She likes to call herself "trashy" in a cutesy "haha nbd" sort of way, but boy oh boy is the truth of it apparent. It's not my place to say "hey maybe you shouldn't be always drunk or high, eat nothing but fast food, have no steady job, take online fights obsessively personal, and mooch off your partner for everything" but now that I can see all of that I really feel far less hung up about how she treated me. Because really, how else can you expect trash to act?

>>17485358
>I felt fucking sorry for her
you sound like a cunt

>>17485347
I guess you're just being stupid anon cause that doesn't really sound like she's trying to do anything to get at you

>>17485347
hard to tell. Bring some candy to class and offer her the same. See what happens...try chocolate. bitches love chocolate.

>>17485347
It was probably posion anyway

>>17485337
Depends on your interests OP. Some interests are really good for clubs and others generally aren't.

What are you into?

>>17485342
I'm into art, music comics/manga, and anime.

I'm really hesitant about joining any kind of anime club.

>>17485348
Yeah, don't join an anime club. There's one at my uni and they're utter spastics. One actually wore a shirt saying they were proud they jerked off to hentai. Sad!

Art might be cool. Depends on the art though. I reckon more classical art and now digital art is better than your typical shitty modern """art""".

Comic club, maybe. Make sure there is a fair balance of boys and girls if you want to try it out, otherwise it'll just be another anime club.

>>17485325
if you can't get on disability then why would you be approved to remain on your parents' insurance?

get a job faggot

>>17485328
Its not that I can't get it, its that I don't want it, I don't want to take any handouts.

>>17485341
those programs were put in place specifically to help people in your situation, there is no shame in accepting what's offered

atleast while you continue to look for work

Porn is not the reason for you being this way. The vast majority of normal people masturbate daily as well. Stop seeing yourself as having to be "fixed". Start forcing yourself to get into social interactions, the way to stop social anxiety is exposure. Go find a support group, or go see a therapist and be honest with them.

idk, but you should spend more time on /trash/

>>17485344
Im too nervous of strangers to terrified to engage in conversation. also I have no real hobbies other than shitposting and I'm pretty sure nobody wants to be friends with a loser who posts on an Indonesian woodcarving forum.

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>>17485321
Posting your tits and pussy in an anonymous imageboard is a good start for getting over something like that.
I'll be here waiting just to help you.

Come on, at least give some real advice in addition to your comment. Im hurting.

the best way to get over a man is to get under a bunch more

>>17485314
lol dude no one gets anything meaningful done during the summer. It's fucking summer.

I spent my summer taking classes and doing research. I haven't had much fun at all, and I would give money to have a day with my friends to just dick around.

You'll probably make time for this shit later on when inspiration strikes you. Probably sometime after new years. Also, you don't need to buy shit for the semester right away.

Im gonna assume you're talking about the summer between high scool and college? I never went, just started working straight out of HS, but trust me, even though I work 60 hrs a week, I still make time to take care of my business and see a couple friends here and there. Youll be fine, just prioritize what you need/want to do.

>>17485314
Sorry OP but my OCD is getting triggered.
It's haven't not have'nt.

Try LibreOffice. I don't get why people even pay for Microsoft Office when you have this which includes every tool in Microsoft Office but free. I really can't see how this is inferior in any way, it's great, try it out!

>>17485312
Does the uni have a computer lab or library? You'd be surprised what resources they can have for students sometimes.

>>17485357
I forgot to say, it's compatible with Powerpoint too. Powerpoint can read it's slides and so can it. Don't bother with anything else, use this, I don't see why anyone would ever not use this

>>17485300
There's always a chance anon, just don't give up

>>17485300
if you were fucked, that would make you happy right?

>>17485300

man sex is diguisting... all these fluids

>>17485270
shotgun to the dome

>>17485286

I'm not American, I can't just go and buy a gun.

>>17485293
What, how do people hunt in your country?

How did you get her number, she doesn't know you at all. This won't go well

>>17485258

this >>17485269

by the looks of it, he/she's a memester with avocados in their profile picture
however by the sounds of it you're one of those snickering pre teen memesters: 'Oh... You really don't know?' doesn't make you alluringly mysterious

but if you have a function, party, or night out planned just try and invite them along after you successfully get on friendly terms

op say gg no re because its game over bud

and no, they don't just say that. I'll see a guy picking them up later who is obviously her boyfriend.

Which brings another question why the fuck would a guy let his girlfriend go to the club alone knowing full well she's gonna get hit on

>>17485250
They want to get hit on, but not the dick part

you know, attentionwhoring and all that

>>17485266
This. Just accept it and move on

>>17485247
I fucking hate needles. If I ever need to get them I just inform the person who is going to do it. They talk to me like the little faggot I am, and I look away while they do it. If it's an in-injection, I am then pretty much fine. If its an out-injection (blood test) I will then go pale and weak like a little bitch, the injector person will then tell me to lie down for a bit, so I do. Then I go home when I don't feel like passing out. Haven't gotten over it, just deal with it really. I have nice big fat veins though, if they had to stab me more than once to get a vein I'd be getting the fuck out of there.

>>17485247
Look away.

Just displace the pain , what i do is look away and start to pinch my thigh hard

"the smell of weed really bothers me, please smoke it outside"

Not bad for neighbors, but any advice on the lingering on clothes when in the same room / in the car with friends? They do smoke it outside, but it's bad when they bring it in.

>>17485264
"Spray on some deodorant, the smell of weed really bothers me"

>>17485217
Melatonin pills bro.

>>17485237

I just picked some up the other day to see if I could get anything out of them again like I used to, they did work pretty well for a while, but that was years ago. I did forget about them tonight, it's worth a shot I guess, though they haven't done me any good this last week since I got them.

>>17485268
meditate before bed. try to have a ritual before bed and stick too it. I.E. >No Phone in Bed