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>>17499455
She's an emotional vampire, get away before you turn in to a pile of shit.

Call the freaking cops on her ASAP if she ever as much as hints at committing suicide again. Do not tell her or threaten her with it.

Also dump her.

I had a very similar relationship like yours.

It's a long, beautiful story which turned into oblivion after she just cut contacts and I will never know why and probably never gonna see her again.

I'm not the best looking or talking guy so this is pretty much the only experience I have with a real relationship so I can't really give you much more tips other than already mentioned here >>17499524

Hope you will find someone. Best wishes

I haven't graduated in CS, but I'm slowly learning it myself, course by course and I have some friends who studied CS in college.

What I can tell you is that if you don't like the field you'll most likely drop out. If you just fell for the CS meme and went for it just because it's well paid then you're not going to have a good time and most likely you'll drop in the first year. If you are passionate about it, or if it simply seems interesting to you then you won't have as hard a time. It will still require a lot of study and effort but you'll find some amount of pleasure in it and you most likely won't drop out. It doesn't matter that you don't know shit about it yet, that's what college is for, to teach you.

>>17499491
Did you go in with little knowledge about the subject?
How was your time there?

>>17499451

where is CS a 3 year program?

In terms of difficulty of program:

Electrical or Chemical Engineering > Other Engineering > CS > Physical Sciences > Everything else

In most colleges, Calc I or Physics I are "weeder courses" - to weed out the weaklings. Any degree program that doesn't have both is a bullshit degree that literal mouthbreathers can handle. That's where you'll find the highest concentration of SJWs and imbeciles.

Even if you finish a CS degree, you won't necessarily get hired doing programming work at a top tier company. I've been interviewing and hiring programmers for 15 years - and I can only extend an offer to a fraction of the people I meet (I'm at a top company), even though all of them have degrees and have been vetted a bit before I talk to them.

That said, you can have a great career and great life at a non-top-tier company. But to work anywhere, you do have to be able to do the job.

I've met plenty of people with CS degrees that literally could not write the code for problems you are absolutely required to know forwards and backwards as part of a CS degree program - think binary search algorithm.

A good CS program can take you from "knows nothing, but intelligent and motivated" to "can get hired at a top company". I know several people that had that experience (although it was years ago...)

Having some knowledge going into the degree program will help you, but it is not required. Just expect to spend as much time as you can learning as much as you can from the people with more experience than you. But note that these kids who come into college with programming experience are often egotistical super nerds; listen to what they tell you, but double check it yourself later.

t. finished CS+Math double major 16 years ago. Been in the industry my entire career.

>>17499438

>nothing will ever make me happy

you've given up after trying so little. granted, more than the average 4chan user id wager, but still very little.

the first thing i can say with certainty is that happiness is not all encompassing. you will not be in a permanently fixed state of happiness. life has ups and downs. so does your day.

whats important is not to fixate on things. life is equal parts getting rid of the bad and focusing on the good.

I built my life to be pretty easy going. i kept hunting til i found the right job with the right people and the reasonable pay, so im never stressed about work. to work less than five days a week feels a bit boring. my hobbies interest me nad i work towards big goals with them. i enjoy my friendships by focusing on just a few people and getting to know them.

so there isnt a lot of bad in my life other than the little parts that come and go. but the point is that they go. someone random might have slighted me in some way yesterday. but it doesnt have to ruin the day, the week, or my life. they're gone. if they're gone, whats it matter?

beyond that im not sure what to tell you. i want to say you are choosing to be sad, but im not you and i cant speak for you and to assume everyone can be like me may be ignorant. maybe some brains really are just wired idfferently. and maybe some are the same as mine but are of course being edgy.

ultimately im the kind of guy who sees a sunset and thinks that it makes the day happy. nothing particularly good can happen and ill think its the best day ever.

you have all these amazing things going on but still cant end the day just thinking 'today was nice'.

i dont know why. i dont think anyone here does.

>>17499438
What workouts did you do? also, what did you eat?

>>17499571
i don't remember, this was after i graduated high school, but every day i would just do 3 reps of 10 for arms and chest one day, the next i would do stomach and back, and then the last day i would do legs. i only went about 3 or four times a week but i was consistent as fuck with it.

i cut out soda and only drank water or protein shakes, a fuck ton of chicken and brown rice, or salmon and brown rice, eggs, and a lot of fruits and veggies for snacks. and chipotle. anything low in fat and high in protein.

>>17499418

what did you do? you cant be vague and expect us to give good advice.

also by train tracks do you mean leave town or an hero?

>>17499428
Well it's very hard to not be vague because the person might be here.

Yes, I am thinking of killing myself

>>17499418
well i see two possible options: take a drink to give you courage and go full fag mode and apologize (better if done in front of your mutual friends)
Option two: have balls and do nothing about it, self harming pussies don't desserve your attention.

it won't unless you have a fetish/dislike for clit piercings.

>>17499343
ive heard it stimulates the clit but it could be bs. i was expecting it to look shitty but it actually looks pretty nice.

>>17499339
I;m pretty sure she can't have sex for an amount of time, she probably knows if she can or can't, just go easy for a month while the skin heals, don't pull on it or anything stupid, it is a decoration.

>>17499309
pls redpond

>>17499309
>>17499354
no broker of illicit commodities that is worth his salt will ever consider doing business with you. i base this assessment on the general sperginess of your post, and your claim that you are "desperate" for hallucinogens and/or cannabis.

get it together, anon.

>>17499309
Hey.. Uhh I know you do illegal stuff so I messaged you on your personal account cause I'm desperate..

You sound worthless and I would never sell you drugs

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>>17499280
>But I have a sneaking suspicion she is like 6'5'' or something.

No you fucking give me her number.

Tall girls are the property of tall (at least 6'6") men.

GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THEM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>17499280
OP she's probably like 5'8 which isn't super tall and if you haven't realized height isn't an extremely important thing in relationships unless someone is looking for something specific which then they aren't worth your time

>>17499290
>unless someone is looking for something specific which then they aren't worth your time

Which is like 90% of girls I've spoken to, but okay.

you just like do thing and when you do thing you feel all like stuff then you translate feel into thing.

>>17499247
This.

>>17499220
Probably because normal people don't pay attention to how they're interacting with other humans.

wanking releases a good deal of unhappiness for me

what is self amputation?

>>17499262
Cutting off parts of you body.
>>17499209
None, they are only distractions, after a bit you'll come back to be miserable, except now you are marked forever.

>>17499276
>except now you are marked forever.
yeah I'll have to remember that


I feel very sick

>>17499190
If you want to blow massive clouds you need something bigger with more power.

>Take it home, charge it for solid half hour

Most stick style batteries take a while to charge.

>>17499190
Maybe you should return it and spend your money on something less retarded.

Working fine now, me thinks it just needed a few uses to really get going

עם חזייה או בלי חזייה ימניאק

אני אוכל שרמוטות לצהריים.

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Fuck u fucking Arab die from aids

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anons?


This is my brothers alphabay order list recently.

I took some stuff from him and I just got fuck up coloured in food dye listening to trance music until my girlfriend got home

anyone?

>>17499143
Check what you've recently downloaded to your phone, don't go to porn sites, try using an app specifically designed for browsing 4chan. On android I like Clover, you'll have to get it through fdroid though, its not in the play store anymore. On google play Mimi is pretty good, overchan sucks.

>>17499143
Chances are you're going to 4chan.com which is a virus-filled site designed to catch people who misaddress here.

>>17499186
I thought so at first, but it's definitely .org. Thanks though.

>>17499171
I'll look into Mimi. Is it drastically different from using the browser? Also does this mean my phone has a virus?

>>17499113
>I get she's realistically probably busy
You probably have more free time than her, thats the problem. Make your head busy in something else than hook up

>>17499113
Don't suggest times then.

Let her choose times good for her then hang out. If it's been close to a month then sheeeeeit. Move on? Cuz even friendzoners at least hang once a month.

shes too nice and worried about hurting you to tell you to fuck off.
or shes with somone whi she has more fun with.

she's not interested. if she was she would be working with you. the fact you keep bringing up hanging out and she goes dark after 100%suggests she doesnt wanna hang out.

stop heing desperate and fuckk off to a new chick.

Don't list it as experience, don't even include the job.

>>17499083
To be safe, just don't mention the part time job unless it was in a very relevant area and proves very relevant experience.

>>17499099
>>17499100

i dont think i could get away with that? im in the uk and you have give to your new employer the form P45 that was given to you by the previous employer when you left