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What the fuck is wrong with my cousin? 2016-08-26 02:12:08 Post No.17497446
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What the fuck is wrong with my cousin?
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Basically..love my cousin to death but the actions they take are fucking STUPID. Here are some examples.
>Gets car to get around town..cant afford sells to move to city.
>Want to leave small town..cuz lame.
>Move to bigger town near city..leaves cuz not the city.
>Moves to city.
>Lives in poverty with 3 roommates
>the struggleeeee
>has shit tier bf. Literally cringe personality.
>Now wants to move back to town near city.
>Family goes on vacation
>starts to hate family for no invite.
>mfw adult
>mfw getting shit handed to you
>mfw dont bite more off than you can chew
>mfw nobody bought me car
>mfw im more of an adult than an adult.
anyways what im tryna say here folks is what the hell is wrong with my cousin? Never have I seen something so insane.
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>more of an adult than an adult
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>>17497573
fuck off I am over 18, just younger than cousin. Nice try though
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>>17497446
And in precisely what way is any of this any of your business?
I need help /adv/
My gf and I just started college but are going to two separate colleges across town from each other. She's been hanging out with two guys she met at orientation very frequently and swears they're only friends and anytime I text her she either ignores me or dry texts me. I confronted her about this last night and she told me that they are the only two people she knows and is friends with on campus and if they were trying to make a move on her they would've already done it and I shouldn't worry about anything. We've been together for almost a year and I love and trust her, but I'm starting to get second guesses. This is eating me up inside. If she is lying I refuse to be a cuck and let this happen to me. I just don't know what to do. I feel like I'm losing my mind worrying over this. What should I do /adv/?
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Trust her or dump her.
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>>17497405
They are double-teaming her on the regular. Sorry, OP
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>>17497405
It's jealousy, girls will take it as a sign of immaturity, and makes you look insecure.
Let her have her little gang of friends, she's having fun, releasing the steam and comes to you happy what do you expect ?
I need some help guys so about 2 months ago my friend was fucking around and punched my balls pretty hard like it hurt to sit for the rest of the day i was even like about to pass out because of it and ever since then my dick doesn't get as hard as it used to and my sex drive has significantly decreased so do you guys think that it has to do with my friend punching my balls help is appreciated
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/adv/ - Penis Doctors
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If you had lasting damage to your balls, you wouldn't even be able to walk. It sounds like you have a blood flow problem. Enjoy your arrhythmia and inevitable heart attack.
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>>17497396
Go to a doctor motherfucker, people lose their balls over this shit.
Drop that "friend".
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I'm kind of mixed up, kind of autist situation
I have a gf, and a few family members tha care about me, but I am more concerned about a girl I liked 3 years ago.
It's not deliberate, what can I do?
I don't want to talk to her or anything.
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>>17497380
Why are you concerned about that girl?
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>>17497383
She stared at me alot, I don't know why she did.
I think there might have been chemistry but it was the first girl I found attractive so I told her to leave me alone.
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>>17497416
Why say leave you alone
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Hey /adv/, I'm a white guy who lives in the New York area and I have a thing for middle eastern women, thing is I don't know where they reside or hang out at, can you guys point me in the right direction? Preferably not muslim or at least non religious.
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Hookah bars. Dive bars. Your best bet is to make bros with Middle Eastern men and then you'll find a sister/ex with white fever.
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Assyrians. Look for an Assyrian Orthodox church. There's at least one in Queens.
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>>17497378
is it just a looks thing, or is it a full on culture, religion, attitude thing?
i mean, theres plenty of pretty brown women of all types there in nyc...
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How do I get rid of hemorrhoids? Jesus, help me.
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Surgery. Seriously.
You can keep them in control with creams and getting more fiber in your diet.
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External, use cream.
Internal, get a colonoscopy and then get them removed via surgery.
I had the latter for what its worth. Recovering from that shit sucks. You should see a colorectal specialist regardless, because they can also indicate the growth of cancer cells.
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>>17497360
Super glue your asshole.
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I live in a small apartment building with 4 floors. I moved into the 4th floor but now I'm moving into the first a month later. It's a long story.
The problem is that I had Internet installed up here, and now they want me to pay their bullshit (((installation fee))) again just to move downstairs. I don't really feel like paying a guy 60 bucks to plug in a cable. I tried doing it myself but I can't receive Internet.
Does anybody know the exact process of what they do?
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The exact process is to pay the guy 60 bucks to plug in a cable.
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a) Call up Customer Service and tell them you moved your modem into a different room (don't mention that you actually moved apartments) and now it won't work. They'll be able to do it once you give them some numbers on the back of the modem to synchronize it.
b) Pay the $60.
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>>17497356
Are you serious? Does this work when you move houses?
Does this mean I shouldn't change my address with my account?
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>be me
>very lonely, few friends, never had love
>meet the girl of my dreams and hit it off
>fall in love
>flipturn my life upside down so that we can be together, leave everything behind & move to her country
>give up school, job, money, family & the few friends I had
>live over there for 2 years, rough patches due to her family & work stress
>bring her back home
>everythings great for a little while
>thinking about the future, kids, all that, we talk about it occasionally
>get way too comfortable
>let myself get consumed by a gaming addiction among other things
>start neglecting her, fight a lot, intimacy is gone
>still love her with all my heart but I'm my own worst enemy
>new "friend" comes along
>bit of an asshat but treat him well, be friendly, integrates into our circle
>few months go by, I get worse, so does our relationship
>after 4 years, anon I'm leaving you, bottom of my world falls out, immediately snap out of a years worth of bad shit
>lots of tears, tearing her apart doing it, but there's nothing I can say
>weeks that follow are dark, it starts to click, she's left me for this fuckwit and he was just playing me the whole time
>signs were there, just too in my own world to see it
>turns the few friends I have against me and steals them as well
>spiral into deep depression, I'm all alone, can't live with myself for letting it happen
>still manage to flipturn my life around in the months that follow, changed man, beaten all my addictions and bad habits, life is back on track, I have a future again
>it's too late
>I have 1 friend
>Family is over it
>I've had enough, dreams haunt me every night, breakdown daily, can't escape my thoughts
>try to OD on opiate pain meds, fails
>hang myself, finally at peace, pass out
>wake up on the floor somehow
>still forced to live this nightmare that I created
>I just want the pain to go away
I wouldn't wish this pain on anyone, what the fuck do I even do at this point?
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Im so sorry but have some comfort in knowing that you're not the only one that feels as bad as you do. I hope it goes away too, I have no friends at all.
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>>17497330
>someone broke up with me so i tried to kill myself
here is the best advice you will ever read:
>get over it.
you are not the first. you are not the last. by extension you are not the only. im not saying you are not allowed to feel sad. but you are not allowed to let that sadness overcome you.
if she was the only reason you were happy, than you still have some growing up to do. time to create a sequel to your life.
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A part of me wants to unleash hell on this fucker for stealing away the only things I had in my life, some temporary satisfaction or whatever. But the rational side of me knows that it won't change anything and I'll have to deal with the consequences cause the rat would be straight to the police, and do I really want to be the monster that they're painting me out to be?
It's just where does it end? Every time I think I've hit a new low and they can't hurt me anymore, I cop another blow to the testicles. I'm sick of the lies, I can't believe my friends have abandoned me, it is honestly consuming me and I don't know what to do... And the funny thing is, despite all of it, I still love her with all my heart and wish she'd just come home, go figure.
Close friend of mine recently graduated college and just got his first job making $35/hr. What he is doing I could have done but I didn't have the choice to attend college. Now I find myself resenting them.
How do I get over myself?
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>I'm good with computers, so I totally could've done what he did
I bet you wouldn't even make it past Calculus
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I'm sorry but this is a pathetic problem its like level 1 of life.
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>>17497317
A friend of mine is a eye doctor. She told me she makes good money... But never have time to spend it. How funny !
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thursday night kms/depression thread. 2016-08-26 01:25:40 Post No.17497307
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thursday night kms/depression thread.
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get in here, vent/talk, give/seek advice.
i'm just going to live out my monochrome life. i use weed to cope. what about you?
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Watched this neat thing on hypercars today on Netflix and it was pretty inspiring
Going to order a whiteboard on Amazon so I can write down all the things I want to do/need to do instead of sliding back on to this shithole
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Things are going pretty well right now, albeit, life is moving way too fast. The summer is almost over.
Even though I lost a bunch of weight, I still feel fat as fuck. I am really curious as to what other people see me as. Either way, I am going to keep trying to eat well.
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>>17497307
I eat copious amounts of food because it's the only thing that brings me joy.
Mom won't take me to the hospital.
I just graduated from college, can't find a job even applying to retail and temporary jobs. I don't have any money left.
I have had so many problems that my mother never bothered with, including 2 hernias on my back that cause me great pain everyday, throat/nose problems that would require surgery, anemia.
Now I have a mole-like thing on my scalp where I've started to lose hair and googling about it there's a high chance of being melanoma cancer because it looks just like the pictures I've seen.
If I do ask her to get it checked out she will just laugh and not take me. What should I do?
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Take a bus.
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>>17497313
The consultations are a bit expensive here. I don't have insurance or any other service like that.
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Because you don't need to go to a hospital. You're not bleeding out right now or something, schedule a trip to your GP and see what they say. They'll likely refer you to a specialist, and then go from there.
How the fuck do you text girls between dates/girls you're interested? You text them too much, you're clingy and you turn them off. You never text them, they think you're not interested and you turn them off. You double text, turn off. Too wordy, turn off. Too many emojis, turn off.
What the fuck?
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If they like you, it won't matter much. Just b urself xd
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>>17497312
Let this meme die. Please.
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>If I don't follow all the bullshit rules all the time, then I'll never find anyone!
Wow it's amazing how 99.9% of the fucking world manages to get laid when some of them don't even follow all the rules!
Shitpost on /r9k/ with this garbage.
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Why do I only get mired by non-whites? 2016-08-26 01:22:02 Post No.17497301
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Why do I only get mired by non-whites?
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Blacks asian and mexican girls get all smiley around me pretty often, flipping their hair and shit
Why do no white qt 3.14s do the same?
Only like one has
I'm white and I want white girls
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Non white girl here, I flip my hair a lot, all the time. I really doubt any girl wants some of your white bread ass if even the blanquitas don't go for you.
Girls like to touch their hair. Girls are nice. Doesn't mean they're into you
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>>17497311
>being this ravaged
I'm sorry that I prioritize
blanquitas" over you Camila
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>>17497311
Ayy mamacita, eres tortillera? Quieres cojer?
How should I remove my pubes?
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First trim them down with scissors, obviously be careful, then use a razor just like you would your face.
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>>17497303
Oh and the first couple times I did it, itched like hell. So be prepared for that.
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>>17497298
use coconut oil/butter as you shave, you dont get any itch or bumps when you shave with it
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guilt and relationships? 2016-08-26 01:19:37 Post No.17497293
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How do you guys deal with it?
I'm tearing myself up inside. I don't feel 100% committed to my girlfriend like I've made her feel I am. I would never cheat on her but have been tempted. I'm racked by guilt and while i want to tell her, maybe to ease my burden, I can't shatter that trust. But I don't feel like myself. It doesn't happen often - seldom really. But when it does, ho boy.
How do you people in relationships do this? I'm a few months in and I don't know how you do this long tterm? I have no reason to doubt either of us, and that's the worst part. I must have some trust issues, and I need to work past them before they damage her. Please does anyone know what I mean?
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I dont understand anon, whats the problem? Youre not happy with her?
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>>17498359
Never been happier, which is why I feel awful for degrading something I love
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>>17498836
What the fuck have you done, you're not telling us anything. You're on an anonymous board, we're not fucking mind readers