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I'm close to fapping my way into erectile dysfunction
Should I just go ahead and do it so it takes my mind off girls forever?
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dont do it please
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>>17498797
Do it.
If you're not in the top 20% of males then having a sex drive is just an endless source of problems and frustration.
I wish I could kill all my feelings of attraction towards women.
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>>17498797
>fapping my way into erectile dysfunction
How do I achieve this?
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Guys, help.
I have a major crush on the little sister of my gf and I think she likes me too. She laughs every time I say something "funny", agrees with me on everything and constantly does little favors for me.
I would just avoid her, but she regularly sleeps at our place, so that's not an option.
It's getting worse and worse. I still love my gf, but her sister is not only better looking than her, but I also really enjoy being around her because we just kinda click.
How do I get this shit out of my head?
Even if I were to break up with my gf I couldn't date her sister, I think my gf would literally kill herself over this.
I'm having nightmares about this shit. I dream about intensely fucking the sister and my gf going insane over it.
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why does our minds even allow shit like this? funny isn't it
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I'm so fucking jealous right now.
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>>17498793
>I think my gf would literally kill herself over this
I think her father would kill you over this
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Is it possible to add new whatsapp contact without phone?
My sister borrowed my iPhone to take photos during her short camping trip. I just got the new phone number from someone I've just met. Is there a way that I can Whatsapp him without a physical phone to add him to my contact list?
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>>17498790
don´t understand what you want but you can use that app without a phone.
It´s called whatsapp web
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>>17498815
>you want but you can use that app without a phone
yeah but when my phone is not online it says "phone not connected" and i cant use whatsapp web
What I mean is I don't have my phone with me right now. I got a new phone number and I want to send a Whatsapp message to that number. Is that possible?
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>>17498815
IF he linked the phone to whatsapp web, otherwise he can't, not with his account.
The easiest way would be to tell his sister to add the contact. and also to fuck off and get her own phone, it's not like an old model would be expensive.
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The women in wheelchair need boyfriends? How can i get one?
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>>17498789
Sacrifice kittens to satan.
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>>17498798
wut
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>>17498789
*shrug* same way as anyone else really? Go out side, meet people, do the dating thing.
Personally, I'm pretty sure Wheelchair would not be on my list of deal breakers.
Deaf might be (because I don't know sign language, like music, and It would make communications and conversations much more difficult and that's something I truly value)
Celiacs or might be (because I enjoy food and craft beer and it's probably one of my passions in life. Though I HAVE gone out with someone who had Celiacs, it was kind of a pain in the butt)
But in a wheelchair? Eh, I prefer NOT having running partners, and only get the urge to dance once in blue moon anyway.
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My ex casually mentioned having a 3some with me and current grill. Got your attention?
Background: about 7 years ago started dating qt3.14, lets go with Lisa. We were both at uni, good fun, no ragrats. We dated for about 2.5 yrs, but were totally toxic for each other. Both our grades went down, smoked more weed, always broke, etc. After graduating i got a big boy job (still have it actually) and she proceeded to do nothing. i couldn't/wouldn't support her entirely, plus some other bs and we broke up. Enter grill 2.
I moved a ways away, but still easy to reach and come back to visit other friends. Me and Lisa would see each other in passing, always cool and after while could actually chill like normal friends. During this time i start seeing a grill, lets say Jenny. We've been on and off for about the past 4 years, really only being off because distance is hard to maintain a relationship and i move too much.
So Lisa and I ended up (without realizing it till after the moves) living a few blocks away from each other, and Jenny is over 1500 miles away. We chill, smoke, go to the bars, ya know, normal friend shit. Jenny is coming out to visit in the next few months work depending.
Lisa and i were at the bar the other night and she very casually mentioned that she couldn't wait for Jenny to get here so we could have a 3some. Jenny and i have never been monogamous (see 1500 miles) so not really worried about that. The thing is, Lisa and I have not hooked up since we finished our relationship, it's never even been mentioned, we basically both just ignore the fact that sex is a thing.
I'm so lost /adv/. Do i try to smash with Lisa beforehand cuz 1500 miles is a long way? Do i not risk the friendship? Do i just wait till Jenny gets here and hope for the best? Do i go the Poly route and try to catch em all? I need any and all opinions since literally all of my friends are close with one or both of the two, cant get a non-biased view.
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>>17498787
>Jenny and i have never been monogamous
Jenny knows this?
>were totally toxic for each other
You already fuck lisa is not like that would never happend or that the friendship is at risk.
If I were you I would be more worried about if Jenny wants to share you with other woman while she is in town, I mean is not the same, you may need to hook up when Jenny is not there for you but when she is there she probably wants to be only with you (I suppose idk your relationship). even if you are not monogamous thats doesnt implies that she is open to a 3some.
I will try this >Poly route and try to catch em all
They are both friends of you and also friends of your friends so beware
Tell lisa sooner as you can if she wants to try that
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>>17499035
>Jenny knows this?
Yes it's not been a secret, i know of some guys she's been with and she knows some of mine
Thanks for the advice yo, hadn't even considered that she wouldn't want to share me when she was in town for a limited time. Glad to have an outside view on what i can't see right in front of my face :)
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Good luck, at the final of the message I wrote Lisa but I mean Jenny
>Tell Jenny sooner as you can if she wants to try that
If the two of them are fun girls they probably want to try it
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>How do you do?
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>>17498694
Awful.
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>>17498694
And hello to you.
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Just came here to say that happines does not make great art. CIP Scooter.
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Don't like other people of the same gender
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Is it just me? It's more of a psychological/aesthetic aversion than to do with personality.
I can't make friends, just a maximum of one romantic partner.
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>>17498693
You need to realize how awful the other gender is too.
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>>17498697
I know girls are awful but at least they look kinda nice.
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>>17498697
Nice joke
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Have tried to be reasonable with my gf in regards to her exercising manipulation on me but wont stop. Expects me to take her out and spend my money even if I'm struggling financially. Has told me before that when she watches gossip girl it motivates her to ruin peoples lives.
Lately she has been acting absolutely crazy, screaming at me, yelling, she been hanging around these dirty sluts from her work and I want to break up with her but feel as if I love her too much. She embarrasses me in front of my friends and makes belittleing comments. Even when she's infront of her slutty friends shes ignoring me. She wont break up with me but I felt so bad when I broke up with her (then got back with her).
Wtf is wrong with me? she treats me like absolute dirt, uses me for me money and tries to control and fk with my emotions any chance she gets. I have stupidly given up a lot of things for this bitch and have lost a lot of friends especially from people that dont have respect for me anymore because I stayed with her.
She even told me tonight she's going on a cruise with her slutty friends where a party is going to take place and Ive told her that her friends are going there only to get guys, she just changes the subject.
She knows how to make me feel bad even when its her thats being the bitch. I never useto cop her shit wtf is wrong with me?
How do I fix this shit?
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>what's wrong with me?
You're a submissive faggot.
>How do I fix this shit?
By learning the word "no". Although I doubt you can do anything about her at this point. just break up and remember what happens when you act like a little bitch.
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Dump the bitch fuck, if she is ruining your life stop romantisicing you can make it better
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>>17498669
So... she treat you like shit. Use your money for her personal amusement. After you say that shit about the cruise, pretty sure that she also cheat on you. And you "love her too much"? How exactly you can call love something like this? You want to fix it? Break up with her and try to find someone who respect and love you.
No one cares about me. I think I have just one friend. Lately I've just been getting the urges to steal small things at work because I know nobody gives a shit about me. I'm a ghost. So far I've done a good job of suppressing these feelings but, I fear I'll actually do it and get in trouble. No one likes a thief. I work retail and I know how my store works so the urges to steal are pretty great.
Just the other day, some customer dropped a really cool looking folding knife. It was pink but it looked cool so I immediately pocketed it, planning on lying that I didn't see it, if someone asked about it
Advice? Thoughts?
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>>17498653
Seems petty. No point in doing something that has little reward but can get you in big trouble, even if the risk is low. Unless you are 100% sure you will not get caught.
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>>17498653
Get your daily dose of adrenalin elsewhere.
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>>17498653
You are a scumbag. Nobody is going to the give you the attention you so desperately crave if you act like a degenerate
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>A girl I like asked me to e-mail her some e-books
>I said "wait"
>She ask "How long do I have to wait?"
What is the funniest or flattering respond? Something that will make her laugh without insulting her? please halp.
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Why do you want to be funny or flattering? Also it isnt funny if you take too much time to respond.
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>>17498646
I tend to think woman like it? I don't know man, I rarely text girl I liked
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>>17498664
You are already doing something for her for naught. Seems like a bad deal all around.
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So like... is there anything that will keep my nose clear when I wake up? Claritin, benadryl and nasal spray helps only after I wake up, get up and go use them.
but as SOON as I awaken my nose is 100% blocked, my eyes are 100% puffy. I don't know what to do anymore. The nasal spray my allergist gave to me was SUPPOSED to apparently clear up my nose blockage after some time and use and keep it clear, but it's been a month and it's not going anywhere.
I've tried cutting out wheat and dairy, that didn't help. I've tried SO MANY different medication, none of it helps. Some of it only helps 15-20 minutes AFTER I have woken up. I tried cleaning my room, changing my mattress, changing my pillows, etc etc. Also, the SAME THING happened down at the beach when we stayed at the family's cottage 100% clean, pet-free, for a week. Every day, so it's not my room. It's me.
I'm only really allergic to dust mites. At least that's the only thing I'm allergic to that I'm exposed to daily. But I clean and replace my pillow and clean my sheets weekly.
Does this happen to anyone else?
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>>17498618
Do you blow your nose before going to sleep? I snort a bit of water up my nose and then blow my nose before going to sleep. It seems like a small thing but just doing that on a consistent basis has cleared up my sinuses.
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The detergent you're using to wash your clothes?
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>>17498618
Afrin, you'll get addicted to it but that shit clears anything
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So what are the essential things I need to do when I get a girlfriend and how do manage to keep them after the first date?
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>>17498600
Bump
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>>17498655
Bump
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>>17498600
>So what are the essential things I need to do when I get a girlfriend
1) Take care of yourself: your body, your mind, your finances, and your social life. None of these things has to be perfect; it just has to be clear that you are not neglecting any of them.
2) Get yourself out there. The best places to approach women are purely social situations: clubs and bars are the cliche, but interest groups, classes that are not part of a school or work curriculum, and even stores where people don't typically run errands are also good. The basic rule of thumb is that if she HAS to be there it's bad, but if she WANTS to be there it's good.
3) Make the approach. The old social expectations that the guy must always make the first move are pretty much gone, but many women have a policy of never making the first move because it filters out men who are too afraid to do it themselves. It's the most basic of shit tests, and if you want to pass, you have to ask.
Be straightforward and forthcoming about your emotions and intentions as quickly as possible. Ideally, you should ask her for a date at the end of your first conversation. That's not always practical, but do not let more than two weeks go by before you ask for a date. You WILL be friendzoned if you wait any longer, because she will assume you are not interested in dating her.
4) Go on a few dates. Note that I have not told you to ask her to be your girlfriend yet. That comes later. Use these first dates to get a better sense of whether or not she's a keeper. Do a lot of listening. But don't forget to talk about yourself too: she's evaluating you just as you're evaluating her.
5) Ask her to be your girlfriend. Hopefully, she says yes.
And that, OP, is how you get a girlfriend.
How to keep it up? 1) should be force of habit anyway. 2) can be maintained by continuing to go to fun places with her. The other steps are moot once you have a girlfriend, at least until you are single again.
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Yo /adv/, I woke up really early this morning, 5:00 AM. and I need advice on what the fuck to do. It's been an hour and I need help. Everyone else is asleep.
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just stare at the wall you little fig
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>>17498594
I was summoned here
What's the problem anon?
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>>17498606
i am fig
>>17498611
I got up early to take my brother to the airport. now I don't know what to do, I can't make any noise because the others are sleeping, I'm tired but I don't want to sleep
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Does anyone of you use water filters? Primarily for estrogen removal from tap water?
If yes please recommend one.
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>>17498578
> Primarily for estrogen removal
ahahahahahaah
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>>17498578
It's too late.
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This sounds like total pseudoscience bs. Educate yourself.
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Hi /adv/!
I came for... advices. What a surprise!
I got a new girlfriend recently, and she has papillomavirus (HPV), which is a pretty common STD. She told me before so it's no surprise. I don't want to get infected but neither of us is asexual. Also, we love each other and I will not dump her.
So here are my questions:
- What should I absolutely avoid not to get infected?
- Will I take a real risk if I just use my fingers (without visible lesions on it) to masturbate her?
- Any idea to "have sex" without coitus? I already have some ideas but I'm sure I haven't thought of everything.
- Any other advices?
Thank you already for your help!
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>>17498561
Dump her or go asexual. Or you can share the disease between you.
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>>17498564
None of these really are options... I know there are some way to stimulate each other sexually without taking any risk, for example masturbating simultaneously. Are there better ways? Is the fingers' skin vulnerable to this infection? If yes, is infection guaranteed of is it just, like, a small chance?
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>>17498566
have you considered doing some research or even a google search? you can literally get all the information you're looking for on wikipedia