or girlfriend i guess maybe. it's lonely.
>>17498211
Are you the tripfag faerie? Is faerie even still around?
Sort of miss her attention whoring, strangely enough.
Spiced the place up a a bit. Better than pegasus at least.
Anyway, what exactly do you need help with?
I've been going over this too and honestly if you want to increase your chances, your best bet is meeting people online or though some app/service. Maybe find some kind of local meetup to go to or something idk. Most people you meet on a day-to-day basis probably aren't looking for non-'straight' relationships. Sorry to word it like that but it is really what it is.
I wouldn't mind dating a mtf, as long as they're attractive.
But I don't know if that's just because I'm deprived of social and romantic interaction.
I've got a crush on a co-worker, and I have no idea how to handle it. She seems to show feelings back to me as well, though I may be overthinking it (much more outgoing/open with me than others, randomly physical, teases me, etc.)
The issues arise for me in 3 ways. For one, I'm one of her supervisors. For two, she's 18 (turning 19 soon, while I'm 21). And for three, workplace relationships aren't banned where I work but I feel those are VERY taboo.
I'm leaving for another job within a month, so the work relationship thing isn't too much of a problem, but I mainly worried about being a creep for dating a high schooler (she was held back in middle school I guess).
What attracts me to her is her outlook on things, we're both those quiet but playful people, and we share even our most bizarre interests. The age thing bugs me, but am I overthinking it? Any advice on how I should/shouldn't handle or pursue this?
Try to keep it lowkey for a month then you good to go public. Dont start smashing it for at least 2weeks, will get needy. Do find a way to keep her interested until then, wont have much time after that (start to think uninterested)
>>17498210
Hang out with her after work, it's not a relationship if you don't do anything with her. Try it out and see. Age isn't that bad, it's socially acceptable
>>17498227
If shes being randomly physical and teasing and u dont wanna do anything, then shit u gay
My dad's girlfriend's an immature cunt. She sweeps stale dog shit in front of my bathroom door to spite me once every few months. Looking for some way to get her back that won't make my dad fly off the handle and kick me out. Still gotta live here for awhile unfortunately.
She's extremely religious but never goes to church, she's fat as all hell, she rarely showers, and she stinks really badly. We're talking this bitch breathing alone in a room for 10 minutes stinks it up.
Been thinkin' about pissing in her father's ashes, but what the hell did he ever do to me? Deface her Jesus paintings before I move out? Rotting fish in her car?
>>17498205
Nare hair removal cream in her conditioner.
Fish in wheel well of car.
Encourage dad to make better choices?
Underline several passages in her bible about women being subservient to all men (Timothy 2:12).
Leave weight loss pamphlets for her out of concern for her health.
Give deodorant as a bday gift or leave it on her sink with a sticky note stating "please?"
Etc etc
>>17498205
Forgot,
Start silently holding up your camera to record all conversations with no explanation as to why. If asked just state "for my safety".
People hate being recorded.
>>17498234
The Nare one sounds like the best. Sure to make everyone who hears it laugh seeing that bitch explain it away.
>>17498234
I'd totally record them, but I have so many videos of them as is it's ridiculous. I've even turned some of it in as evidence for the police before. We're not on speaking terms. Haven't been for over a year and a half now, so a few more of the ideas are out the window. When I'm outta here, I want to leave an impact hence the fucked up ideas by me.
Hi /adv/.
The situation is that I am doing an administration course, and find one of the girls quite cute (I'm going to call her Amy). The problem is that the course meets up too irregularly (once a week), and there is only 3 weeks time left before it finishes so I'm running out of time to get to know her, and potentially ask her for details so we can correspond outside of the course.
I am not shy or reserved by any means. I have a good relationship with everyone on the course. I have a good relationship with all the class members especially the tutor, and a dude (I'll call him Bruce) and a girl (I'll call her Wendy) who seem to be the closest things she has to friends there (she knows them outside of the course). What annoys me is that I'm closer to her friends, but not to her. That being said, I'm not really close to any of them.
Anyway, I have a good relationship with the tutor and he asked me for my preferred options for a group work presentation we have at the end. I suggested Amy and Wendy, as they are probably the best workers in the class. But I also, obviously, suggested Amy for other reasons too.
So far, I have talked to her, and she's helped me out with some things and I've helped her out. But there's really nothing there to connote any form of relationship beyond that between us. The main problem is she's extremely reserved, not shy, but reserved. She doesn't really talk beyond what's needed. So, how can I get her interested in a conversation, how can I move from small talk to real talk? This is the biggest hurdle I've got in actively making new friends and connections. I really cannot do small talk, and have trouble identifying how to maintain an interesting conversation with people. I struggle to build connections quickly, and within a timeframe. Does anyone have anything that I can do to help this problem?
So with that in mind, what can I do?
>>17498184
Ask her for lunch/dinner or anything else that you can have time for you and her. Ask her "friends" that your interested and to set you up with her. just straight up ask her. The quicker the better.
>>17498192
Not sure if I can trust them not to go straight to her, and tell her. Is that a concern, or not?
>>17498192
>>17498479
So, something like "hey, what are you doing this weekend? Would you like to go ?? on Saturday?"
She's a year off from being allowed to drink, which is a pain.
It's my birthday, just turned 22. Any suggestions?
>>17498168
Do something you want to do.
>>17498175
I have no ambitions or desires.
drink alcohol and make bad decisions. It's what youth is for.
i'm attracted to both but in very different ways i guess. i fantasize about men sexually all the time but sometimes i'm really turned off by their hairy legs. and i don't really think about women sexually at all and vaginas aren't attractive at all but i'd rather have like a "companionship" type relationship with them. don't think i could live with a man or have one as a boyfriend.
wtf is wrong with me
>>17498146
Gaiiii lol
Why don't you think you can have a relationship with a man like that?
>>17498146
What you need is a FTM boyfriend/girlfriend. Best of both worlds honestly.
you might be bi with a preference towards women?
This girl I went on a few dates with just told me she goes to a bdsm club. She likes knife play and flogging. Giving and receiving. She says that if I don't get into it with her then she doesn't want to have a relationship. What do?
>>17498138
Find someone new.
Life is about trying new things. Go with the flow and see if you like it. If not, bail. No harm no foul.
>>17498138
Do you like knife play and flogging?
Yes: then do it with her
No: break up with her
I've been dating a girl for a year and a half, we love each other, etc. Recently, we seem to fight all the time, and she just started drinking and passing out at home (we don't live together). She'll typically text me and be like "I'll call you in 10!", and then I never hear from her. I drove over to her place tonight, to find her passed out at the kitchen table with 2 almost empty liquor bottles in her bedroom.
This happened twice this week, and I'm not a fan. We typically talk every night before bed because we both work and don't see each other much. So when I don't hear from her at night after she says she'll contact me, I worry. One of the only things I've ever asked of her is not to blow me off. I hate that more than anything else in the world. We've discussed this, and she still does it anyway, even though she says she's in love with me.
So, what should I do, guys? Am I just being a bitch? Should I dump her and move on? Is there any way to fix this?
Sounds like an addiction problem. I wonder what caused her to self medicate......
Either way you are being dragged down. I would prepare to move on as this will get worse on her end.
>>17498111
Probably dump her, her life is going into a bad direction not necessarily your fault. You don't want to get caught up in it. To fix is see why she is drinking and to make her stop.
>>17498131
>>17498131
She's been struggling with depression. She's on medication & used to see a therapist, but neither seem to help. Earlier this week, she said she was drinking because we got in an argument. I'm not sure why tonight, because we got along fine & even planned on spending some time together tomorrow.
>>17498134
How can I make her stop? We've discussed this a lot. She even promised earlier in the week that it wouldn't happen again. I threatened to dump her. I'm questioning if she even gives a fuck anymore, despite the fact she always tells me how much she loves me.
I want to learn french.
Where do I begin?
rosetta stone, local french speaking clubs, courses, tutors online, move to a french speaking country and do total immersion.
>>17498107
france
>>17498107
French
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My friend is very overweight, but very sweet, and nice. She loves playing video games, drawing, shes quiet but very friendly and isn't awkward or anything, just a bit introverted. For the longest time, I thought of her as my best bro, someone I could hang out with, play video games, we chat, shes like a sister to me. Well recently we were at a party and as a joke some friends thought playing spin the bottle truth or dare style would be fun and some very strange things came out.
I kissed her, and really enjoyed it, and it was weird because it was my boyfriend who dared me to kiss her... she actually got more into than I thought she would but honestly, so did I.
Also on a truth, my boyfriend revealed he has fantasies about me and her have sex with eachother, and having a threesome with us.
Then my friend admitted she would have a threesome with us.
My boyfriend and her just thought it was silly, drinking and playing a dumb little highschool game but for some reason this information has been stuck in my mind.
Am I overreacting? Are my boyfriend and her working together to get a threesome? and I being paranoid? Are they fucking? does she want me?
Probably true to all the above. Give in to the hedonism.
If she's fat, then I wouldn't do it. Fat people should be encouraged to lose weight or kill themselves if anything at all. Not to be accepted in society. Hope it all works out!
>>17498186
Hey! Fat girls need love too!
>but they have to pay.
found a WhatsApp talk of my gf with another man of Chatroulette. nothing special, lives in other continent but i never imagined her doing that
>>17498079
What are you going to do about it?
>>17498090
dont know. pissed me off of course. but is so childish.
>>17498098
Talk to her about it, but don't be an interrogator.
What are some places to fuck my fwb in besides either our homes. There's no privacy there and we don't have a lot of money.
You know your neigjborhood better than anyone here. Im sure you can do a lil sightseeing to find secluded areas
Car.
Cinema.
Handicapped toilet.
Baby change room.
Cheap hotel.
Dress up and go to expensive resort and pretend you're there for the pool. Use the steam room or sauna.
>>17498032
I had this problem with my last gf. We just drove out to the country (like four or five miles out) and fucking in her car
I have been talking to a Camgirl for quite a while now and I think I might have the opportunity to date her... We are separated by quite a distance but its not an issue for me to find the time to visit her. Should I pursue this?
>>17498013
Don't expect anything serious
>>17498013
Do you only communicate with her visually through cam shows?
If yes, you have absolutely no chance to date her.
>>17498013
Yeah, no. Dude, come-on. The whole goal is for her to be flirtatious, friendly, and open to all folk. You're reading super into her play. You're emotionally compromising yourself.
I walked in the house, fresh from work. I've been working hard trying to provide for my wife and for my poor family. I walk in and she is crying on the couch.
I ask what was wrong, thinking it's about her uncle that just passed away. However, this wasn't the case. She is leaving me. She made a mistake she said. We moved too fast and I have things I need to work on. She moved to far from her family too soon and the life of military spouse is too much for her.
I know we have gotten into spats here and there with one big argument but I never thought I'd hear this. She is hugging me telling me she had known even before we married. That she couldn't do it. She wants to leave right when we got a new place, furniture, and a new life together. Just when everything was starting to look up.
Just when I was trying harder to be better. To live.
Here she is.
Leaving like everyone else.
I can't even look her in the eyes /adv/
Its probably just an emotional time for her. She still around?
>>17497982
yes watching TV in the front while I'm folding clothes, just trying not to break down
>>17497990
have my spoken to her?
The boy i have a huge crush on is hyping me up.
I met this guy in high school and thought he was really cool, as in 2 cool 4 me. As in waayyyy out of my league. Apparently he was pretty lonely though and I was the only person who really acknowledged him as a friend and a good person. So he latched on to me.
As we talked more and more it became pretty apparent he was interested in me sexually. Im a plane jane so being hit on by an attractive guy fascinated me and I loved the attention he gave me.
Long story short.
He thinks I have a perfect body but I don't. Im afraid that when I show him it, he'll be disgusted.
Literally what he sent me
>i bet you have perfect breasts
I really like him. Hes funny and is the only guy who hasn't treated me like a little kid. Advice me up /adv/
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>>17497965
Im 18. I graduated last year.
>>17497957
the only person that thinks your body is disgusting is you. He is obviously making advances, if he does so what, it's not like he is going to destroy your life.