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I'm trying to make a bit of mead for fun and personal use(family brews plum brandy for generation, guess it's in the blood).
Got almost all the ingredients needed.
Nice honey, thick glass vessel, way to keep CO2 from pilling up, extra things to give it a nice flavour.
But i don't know what to do about yeast.
All the guides say you should get it from your local brewer, but i don't have that around here, and buying it online means i have to pay for way more than i need+postage.
Was thinking of gathering some of that foam that forms on the top from plum fermentation(apparently it's also used to make nice, fluffy donuts) but i fear contamination and giving the thing a weird taste, or using household baker's yeast, but i don't know if that stuff will survive when alcohol starts forming in decent concentration, or if it will give the brew a bread-y taste
Wat do?
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Ask the guys you bought your equipment from where they get their yeast. Odds are they can hook you up with a good source. I split a large internet order with three other guys who brew their own like I do, but your access and ability to procure ingredients is going to be specific to where you're located.
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Oh cool OP, I made mead with my friends in a dorm room when I was a freshman lol. If I recall, we just bought all purpose/baker's yeast from the grocery store and it worked fine. We also added orange slices and raisins for extra sugar/flavor. Good luck, and don't forget to sterilize the shit out of that shit!!
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>>17550748
>Ask the guys you bought your equipment from where they get their yeast.
My equipment is some stuff from the old house.

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dating girl
5 dates
she still backs off when I go for kiss.


do I keep trying? everything is good aside from that.
she's just really reserved.


What do?
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>>17550694
she's using you for money and free meals, leave.
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>>17550694
Get out dude.
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>>17550704
>>17550711
really? like I said the conversation is really good, the texts are good. she doesn't seem like a user, just maybe conservative and no experience.

but maybe I need to put it on glass

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How do I know if I love someone enough to warrant taking major steps toward having a life together?
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>>17550611
You're overestimating what a first date or even just getting a girls number means.

It's not necessarily the start to a life long relationship, you're still figuring each other out for the first few dates.
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>>17550647
and if you've been with someone for more than two years?
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>>17550668
Shit happens.

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So I've gone on three dates with this girl who I'm not too crazy about but would like to fuck. She's very into me and has told our mutual friends that she wants to try to start dating. I'm still working on getting over my ex so I'm not really looking for anything too serious right now but would like to keep her around as FWB for a little bit. Is this rude or immoral? Am I an asshole for not making my intentions clear from the outset? We're getting drinks tonight and, while I'm certainly not pushing anything, I'm fairly sure she wants to fuck tonight. Thoughts on what I should do?
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I'm a guy who recently had a girl do this to me.

After dating for a little, she backed off hardcore and said she just wanted to be friends with benefits.

At first I thought it might be ok (she's extremely hot), but after a little while it started to seriously make me feel bad. I eventually told her I was done.

Idk, doesn't seem like FWB works usually. If she agrees it's probably just because she wants to date you.
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Nah, best way to get over a girl is get under another one. Go ahead OP, date her like you mean it. If it works out, great. If not you'll at least be better off at the end and you'll have disabused anonnette 2 of her belief that you 2 would work.
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>>17550718
Sorry that you got hurt man.

I certainly don't want to string her along or anything. But I'm looking to rebound a little bit from my last relationship. Would it be rude of me to hook up with her and then be clear and forward about my intentions? On the one hand, I don't want to give her the wrong idea about us. On the other hand, essentially telling her I'm not too into her before we hump would hurt my chances of speedily moving on from an old relationship.

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So I put in my two week notice at this bar I worked at. It was the shittiest place ever.
>Moldy ceiling tiles
>When it rained moldy water dripped on the meat cutter
>mold water dripped in the sweet tea
>Shit management
>constant money stealing from the owner
>etc
They got mad at me for putting in my two weeks and now they're withholding my paycheck when I tried to pick it up the other day. Now they're saying they are going to send it in the mail
>fuck that
>probably going to get "lost" in the mail

What do? Should I take them to court in a week if my check isn't in the mail?
>Any lawyers or law majors?
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>>17550596
bump with malcom in the mid
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>>17550596
theyre not sending it in the mail if they cant afford to lose a worker and repair that ceiling. you cant get a lawyer yet all you can do is have their word and wait for them to fuck up then sue them.
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>>17550620
Dumb reply. Ignore

>>17550596
Look up your local laws on workers rights. There should be signs posted at your work. If not its just a quick search of "workers rights (insert state)".

This will lead to a contact number. Call them and explain your situation. Meaning your check. Don't tell them about ceiling tiles. They dont care and its irrelevant to your situation.

If you have any receipts from work that show you as logged in that would help any "case" you might need to make in the future.

To answer your "check mail week" question. Again look up your local laws. There are laws that dictate how long an employer has to send payment for work. If they go beyond that threshold then they could get fined.

Google is your friend. /thread

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How do I get my girlfriend to cut this shit out and why does she do it?

>she gives me an option/choice
>I take the option or make the choice
>she gets mad at me for it despite offering it to me

For example

>out with girlfriend and her friends
>conversation slows
>it's the time we were unofficially planning on leaving as we had somewhere to be next (we were gonna about 40 mins before the next thing)
>ask gf if we should go
>nah, we have some time
>after 5 mins or so she tells me I can leave if I want to
>I take the offer so I can rest a bit before taking her to the next event
>she gets angry at me because I accepted her offer

I don't understand it. Why would she offer it only to get mad when I take it? It's happened twice in two days now and it just keeps happening. How do I get her to cut this shit out?

She'll also frequently be like "it's your decision", only to get angry at me for making the one she didn't want. Like no, it ain't my decision when I'm gonna get punished for making one choice over the other.
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two potential reasons

1) she wants you to make the 'right' choice.

you doing what she wants means nothing if she demands it. she wants you to know what she wants and make the choice to be a good bf.


2) she was just being nice

sometimes we offer two options just assuming we will get what we want, or not even knowing what we want. then when we dont get what we want we realize it and throw a fit.

talk to her?
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>>17550529

women

Just take the lead and tell her to stop bitching when she lets you take the decisions
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>>17550542
Oh, I've always felt it was option 1. And I don't appreciate being tested. In fact, I've already told her that if I feel she's testing me to judge me reaction I'm going to intentionally react how she doesn't want me to. I feel like she wanted me to make the decision to judge me and assess me and that's precisely the shit I want her to cut out. If I offer something to her or let her make a decision, I don't throw a fit over what she chooses and I definitely don't hold it against her.

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Idk anything about plumbing and this isn't something my parents taught me about.
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>>17550523
It'll end up clogging your sink. Animal fats solidify at room temperature and being gelatinous can make it hard to plunge. Toss it in a jar and reuse it or throw it away.
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>>17550528
this
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>>17550523

Wipe it off with toilet paper/kitchen paper

Flush the rest off with maximum hot water, don't use soap, let the max hot water do the work

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i'm actually not going to a restaurant that expects you to tip them because first of all all you did was bring my dish to the table and ask if i want water, second of all your profit is whatever you made after cracking those three eggs. legit had a cafe use frozen meat and then start gossiping that i didnt tip. i even took the food to go.
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>>17550522


I don't know how you expect anyone to reply with anything but attacks on your character.

You should retype your post in a way that makes grammatical sense.
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>>17550522

Take it to /b/ or /r9k/.
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>>17550569
do you think people come on here and try to sound grammatically correct and i dont give a shit if someone attacks me

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Alright sorry guys, I know you've had a billion of these threads already, I'm a whiny faggot, etc etc. It might take me a minute to get to my question because I suck at explaining

I'm foreveralone or incel or whatever the new meme is. Is it autistic? Let's go with that. I'm too autistic to get a gf. I'm not asking for sympathy, I know it's my fault and I suck or whatever. I could go into how I've improved myself, how many times I've tried (I still try sometimes) and failed, but tl;dr is it's not going to happen. I get that not everyone makes it, and I'm not so autistic that I can't be friends with girls. I rather be friends with a girl than jeopardize that friendship by having them reject me and making things awkward

The problem is that it's starting to hurt. Like actually, physically hurt. It's like this weird aching pain in my chest that I can't describe. Don't get me wrong, I have plenty of hobbies and it helps a lot, but sometimes it doesn't even matter. I'll be in the middle of something and I will still feel it out of nowhere. As far as I can tell nobody has any idea, but it's starting to affect me. My muscles become sore from working out more easily, I'm getting random headaches, and I can barely sleep. Trying to sleep is the worst because that's when it really sets in. At least I can kind of distract myself with whatever I'm doing during the day, but there's nowhere to hide from it when I'm just laying there. Is there a name for this? Some kind of way to treat it? I think I'm actually starting to lose my health here
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>>17550495
What you described are symptoms of depression. Schedule an appointment with your primary care provider and tell them what you just told this board.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Broken_heart

heartbreak is real, and carries real physical symptoms

don't worry tho kid. We're all gonna make it :^)
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>>17550521
Sheeeit

This sounds expensive. Any ideas on how to treat it at home? If you don't want to spoonfeed me then that's cool I guess

>>17550524
>Broken Heart Syndrome
Dammit, heart conditions already run in my family. I don't want to die, I just want it to stop hurting

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>24 year old male high school teacher
>Have to resist the urge to slam teenage pussy every day
>They don't make it easy
>They flirt to try and get better grades
>They wear low-cut shirts on test days and come up to ask me questions about the answers, hoping that I'll eventually just tell them
>One girl sitting in front of my desk says aloud one day "I would get naked for an 'A' in this class" to 'nobody in particular'
>When I judge debate rounds they come up and shamelessly flirt with me after and before the round
>One coach joked "yeah, the girls asked for the hot judge"
>16 may be legal in my state, but being an authority figure makes it illegal anyway

I question if this is really worth 60k and three months off per year with paid sick days and holidays.
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>>17550456
There has got to be a way to slam 16yo pussy in another school district, dude.
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>>17550456
It doesn't sound like you're mature enough to be working in such an environment. You should probably quit the job.
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>>17550469
You're stupid.
It's perfectly normal to want to slam post pubescent pussy, especially when it's literally throwing itself at you. He has already shown he has the will to keep it in his pants and finding good male teachers is like finding a needle in a haystack.

Acting on it, is entirely different though.
OP, you seriously need to get a borderline nympho gf who will drain your balls so you can resist them by any means. Fucking around with kids will ALWAYS end badly, especially now in the age where they're fucking tweeting and recording everything, they have no fucking clue how to keep things to themselves.

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So i got arrested a while back, spent the night in the cell got released with no further problems... cop turns up today and they want to interview me on an allegation WTF do i do? I didn't do any thing of what they said and i was arrested for a very very very minor offence so why are they still pursuing me now with a new case and after it happened months ago?
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>>17550442
Tell them you won't talk without a lawyer.
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>>17550472
I know that much but never been in trouble in my life and ive just got a new job etc and i have no idea why im being questioned am i naive to think that i've not been arrested now so they cant arrest me later?
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>>17550472
The end. We can't help you further.

"Oh, I'm just gonna talk to the cops and straighten this whole thing out!"
Right, you do that man- enjoy your 25 to life.

Tom Segura speaks the truth

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Is "I'm probably going to kill myself if you don't have sex with me" a good pick up line?
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>>17550404
Yes, if you ask enough women that will get you laid. I guarantee it.
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>>17550404

>I'm probably going to kill you if you dont have sex with me

is an even better one
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>>17550412
I'm not a nigger though

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A qt wants to meet up for drinks. I just started keto, how do I not look like a creep just trying to get her drunk while I stay sober? I'm not even tryna bang rn.
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>>17550346

ask her if you can meet at a coffee shop instead.
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>>17550352
We've been bantering for pretty much our whole convo about this one new bar. Is switching to coffee gonna seem weird or flaky?
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>>17550370

>is still going on the date but not going to the same place going to seem flaky?

do you know what flaky is?

do you even know what weird is? stop over thinking this. its as simple as
>I'm feeling a litle more on the chill side tonight, would you like to just grab some coffee?

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My dad is hilarious sometimes in how stupidly hypocritical he gets.

So he constantly fights with his mother(my grandma). Just now in the car he told me something that made my eyes widen. "Dude, did you even look yourself in the mirror in the past 50 years."
>You grandmother never knew how to say: please, would you like to, let me help you with that, are you in a bad financial state right now? what's the matter?
>she doesn't know how to be honest and tell you from the get to go how things are going. She only knows how to lie and act cowardly.
>Your uncle doesn't understand that when I'm asking him for money, I want to give that money to you.
And so on. Obviously he's the exact replica of his grandmother and most of his family. He doesn't seem to want to acknowledge that all of his family's traits are also found in him.

I'd be laughing at him in the face and telling him "Sucks to be you, faggot." if only there wasn't one serious problem... I'm a lot like him and his entire goddamn family too. So fuck me sideways, how do I get rid of these genes. I can't, can't i?
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you're miniature dad until he dies and you become full dad you just dont know it yet you judgmental twat. Suck a bag of dicks nigger
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>>17550318
Why do only the stupid ones lack capitals and punctuation?
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>>17550345
because only the academics have a giggle over a comma, have some empathy and appreciate the diversity

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I have a group of people I used to be good friends with then over a year ago they stole a bunch of my stuff and started harassing me. I was going through legal means of suing them but later dropped it because I just wanted to move on. But the main bitch just sent me an email attacking me again for no reason I have not talked to these people I haven't done anything to get revenge just trying to live my life but they are too childish to leave me alone. What should I do about it should I ignore it an hope it goes away start attacking them I have things I can use against her easily but its not my nature to do such things, try the legal system and finish it what would you do. Thank you
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If they are too childish to leave you alone are you too childish to leave them alone? Spam feature them bitches and go have yourself a healthy wank while contemplating future growth prospects, and I don't just mean boners.
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>>17550306
It doesn't sound like there were good friends in the first place if they stole things from you.

Also, if your friendship is over and they are not only still contacting you but doing so in a manner that is considered harassment then it speaks volumes about their maturity and intelligence.

For someone like that, harassing you brings joy to them. It's an enjoyable activity. So they're more than likely not going to stop.

File a restraining order. "google it". There's nothing about the US legal (or any gvt) system that you can't learn online. You could probably find the forms you need to fill out as well.

Save/print all of your emails/texts/whatever you consider to be harassing material.
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Keep records of the messages. Use them as evidence for getting a restraining order against all of them.

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