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Starting work at a call center shortly. What the fuck should I know? 2016-09-08 19:22:55 Post No.17547046
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Starting work at a call center shortly. What the fuck should I know?
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2016-09-08 19:22:55
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Web.com, it's a website company, they offer hosting, support, marketing, design, etc. Any tips appreciated.
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>>17547046
leave your happiness at the door.
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welcome to hell
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>>17547068
Already there apparently there for doing nothing. I only replied twice. What the fuck is wrong with you people. I'm already fucked up socially. I freaked out because I was being followed and I had an anxiety attack. Just please leave me alone. That's all there is to it I overreacted to a situation when people were fucking with me. Also apparently someone else is also doing stuff to freak me out on purpose. How the fuck are you mad at me. I mind my own business. Moving to the moon wouldn't be enough for you people. Can't even smoke cigarettes and browse an advice thread. God damn
I ordered stuff online and tracked the packet. All went well till it got stuck in customs duty for 6 days. Then the status changed to "package damaged". What do i do now? Just wait or contact the website i ordered from?
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Pmub
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>>17547013
What did you order? Maybe customs seized it.
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>>17547218
Mainly skin care... I suspect something broke and leaked. Do i get new stuff? I already paid for it
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>inherit grandparent's sizable house because I was the only from our family that didn't get a job that has me wearing suits and everyone else had moved into higher scale neighborhoods anyway
>no contest, surprised none of my uncles tried claiming the place for their kids
>no mortgage or anything, just utility bills to take care of
>let my three closest friend know about it
>suddenly have faggots from high school who started acting like they were too good to hang out with me in senior year show up at my new place
>"So when are you having a housewarming party? this place is sick"
>since I hadn't moved my personal furniture in I let everyone walk around the place
so /adv/, what would you guys do in my shoes?
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It's simple. Some people heard you've got money (a house is essentially money, it's an asset) and they want to mooch.
If it were me, I wouldn't be directly rude to them, but if it was people who only associated with me after I got the house, I wouldn't give them anything for free.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't lend anything of value to anyone anyway.
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Ignore annoying people.
Rent it out to make money.
Buy another house with the money and do the same.
Repeat.
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>>17547007
Rookie move telling them but just dont have a house warming party my friend didnt everyone asked him whens the party but me i think he just plays it off oh not yet soon, soon will never come tho. The other people that gave no shit about you til you got the house can fuck right off there just gonna use you till they find someone else. Not calling you a loser or anything but youd be surprised what people do too get what they want
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I'm in love with a lesbian. We talked it through. I never really told her what I really feel for her, but I told her that I understand that we can't be together. I don't want to lose her because she's the best person and best friend I ever had, but it's hard as fuck sometimes to know that I'll never be with single most perfect girl there is for me. That is no exaggeration, that's just a fact I know. I don't even want to fuck her that much, I just want to be with her like partners are together.
I'm enjoying the shit out of this brother sister relationship but man, is it heavy sometimes.
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>>17546985
Let her be your wing man. Let her tell other STRAIGHT chicks how awesome you are. You treat her well, she will make it worth your while
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>>17546988
THIS.
You'll have a good friendship either way OP, don't ruin it.
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>>17546988
>>17546994
We look like we date each other when we are out somewhere.
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I think I may have an odd personality that repels women away from me. I've never had a female friend in my life. Women don't usually stick around within a week after they find out the weird side of me.
How do I change this?
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>>17546896
by changing it :^)
vague questions get vague answers.
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Well, don't show your weird side then
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This. I was normie enough to trick a girl into thinking I'm cool and after we got into a relationship, things are already starting to deteriorate.
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i think my dick got bigger. i'm 26 so this doesn't make any sense.
i'm a pretty smart guy and i consider myself to be rather perceptive of my surroundings. i fucking know my dick and i know it well.
i'm sitting here and i'm holding my erect penis and i can't stop asking myself "did my dick get bigger? what's going on?" it's not just length either. it feels "fuller" with added girth.
i haven't lost weight nor had any big shifts in body composition. i've always been real lean.
i wait a bit and allow my penis to get to, like, 70% erection and it's a familiar sight. i think to myself "yeah, that's my penis. this looks like my regular, erect penis" but then i push beyond it and get harder and i can't recognize it anymore.
did i unlock a special character or something? please help.
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Ok, tell us exactly what you did to achieve this, pls.
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Did you dick feel different during this period while it was growing?
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>>17546910
i have done nothing different else i would give detail. i suppose the only thing that is sticking out in my memory is...
>>17546933
... i have consistently been getting full mast morning wood for the past week or so? like, i have always had a slight erection in the morning but the past week has been noticeably stronger and harder. i can't tell if this is the chicken or the egg but it is something i've made a mental note about.
i've been regularly ejaculating. frequency hasn't deviated much at all from the past two years or so. i even masturbated for the first time in, like, 6 months this past week.
is this just fucking normal levels of testosterone?
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Talk me out of getting an escort right now.
Life is shit, relationship with gf is unfulfilling, work sucks and friends are moving forward with marriage/lives
My person is all that is left of my life. Should I not satisfy this person's carnal desires?
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>>17546860
why is your gf unfulfilling?
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Talk you out of the best decision you'll make in your life? Why would I do that?
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You'll just feel like shit afterwards and end up even more depressed.
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I met this guy thought my work about 5 months ago and we started seeing each other.
I really like him a lot, But i was drunk last weekend and googled his name when i was bored and it showed in a state news website he had been arrested for having a large amount of marijuana in 2008 during a traffic stop
From the quantity in the news article (31 pounds) I'm sure he went to jail or prison, But he never told me.
What should i do?
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Do you guys smoke together? Do you not do drugs? I'd just bring up drugs with him. At the end of the day, googling your significant other isn't wrong, its a good call in case they did something crazy.
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>>17546849
Why would he bring up baggage from 8 years ago?
It's not a big deal, and if you ask him about it, he'll probably have a story for you if you pretend that it doesn't bother you, and you're act genuinely interested. Otherwise he'll probably just say "Yep, that happened." and leave it at that.
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>>17546854
I don't. I used to when I was younger but kind of grew out of it. I don't know if he smokes it, if he does he doesn't do it often because I'm around him a lot
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I have not gone to any classes in the last 3 years of the private college I'm enrolled it. My GPA is below 1. This is the 4th year and my dad is going to start asking questions. My friends are already starting to form families and move out of this shithole (Istanbul). All I want to do is get a house and a job abroad either in America or Europe. Right now that looks pretty unlikely. No motivation to study for the entry exam again. I feel like I'm going to die here here working a minimum wage job while people move on. My cousin who has been a close friend since 5 years ago is going out to Europe to work. It's a career he'll be able to climb in. I always knew I would be the one to stay here and fail at everything.
If this keeps up I'm thinking I'll end my life inside the year.
Tell me what to do
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>>17546842
so just go to your classes wtf?
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>>17546842
>My GPA is below 1
I'm having a hard time believing you. At least in the US, you get one semester to bring your GPA above a 2 or you're kicked out. Hell, if you miss too many classes some of the schools here auto-withdraw you.
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>>17546852
I don't want to be a teacher. None of the classes feel any relevant to teaching at all. It feels like a huge waste of time and money.I never liked school but if I don't enjoy something I can never force myself to go through with it. I'm already depressed as is anyway.
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Hello guys I have problem.. since last few months I have problem with itching... At the morning its all okey I dont even think about it but after the lunch my body start itch on several places. Mostly the places where the clothes are move againts my skin (legs, foots, crotch, arms) I have tried to wear all cotton clothes but its the same as clothes with some plastic shit. Sometimes even small bumps appear (like mosquito bites)... Do anyone of you guys have idea what is going on? I even change my bed sheets, waching machine etc... Doctor said that I should look for what its causing... Thanks a lot for any advice
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Check your detergent, maybe it is causing an allergic reaction to your body.
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>>17546828
you could have bedbugs man....... this doesn't sound good.
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>>17546828
Scabies maybe, you can get it from everywhere/everybody basically. Go to a dermatologist to be sure.
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How do I eat pussy crazy good?
I first did it on Tuesday with my girlfriend and I've made her cum like 4 times already. But I want to learn mind blowing tricks that actually work. I don't mind links but as long as they're to good advice. Thanks.
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>>17546781
get fingers involved. trim your nails please.
if you're getting her to completion then just continue doing what you're doing. what works for my girl might not work for yours, etc.
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>>17546839
Oh yeah, I use fingers too. Works a treat. Any other tips?
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If you really want to learn you should read "She Comes First: The Thinking Man's Guide to Pleasuring a Woman" by Ian Kerner. It's not really worth it if you ask me though.
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i need help with what reply to an estranged friend. I realised that they're toxic, and jealous that I've gone further career wise, but I miss our teenage days when competitiveness wasn't an issue.
me: Hi how's it going?
friend: good you?
me: paragraph about my trip to see family, free to chat this evening?
friend: (5 hours later) sorry can't work :(
I don't want to be petty and look desperate to reach out if its unreciprocated. how do I respond without sounding upset by pathetic excuse without suggestion for another day?
one option is just to let it go, but I'm polite as fuck, also I don't want them to think that they've upset me (even though it has)
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Why try and rekindle a relationship you know is toxic, especially if the other party doesn't want to either? Your teenage days are behind you both. You can enjoy the memories for what they are without remaining in contact with your friend.
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>>17546783
you are a wise man. i blame it on feeling nostalgic this morning. back to the text, how do I end it before deleting the number?
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>>17546785
keep in mind, I have a lot of pride.. I don't want them to think i've reached out because I'm friendless
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Is this an acceptable "size" for women?
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2016-09-08 17:28:59
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I'm the only virgin out of my little posse, and some of them were talking about their/their lovers packages while we were out on a group thing. I declined divulging my own stuff, mostly out of embarrassment. They were touting some pornstar numbers out there. I haven't really gotten any testimonials on my own equipment, so to speak. Still, I was curious.
Measuring twice (from the top, no pressing back against pelvic floor), I got 6-5/8" to 6 3/4". I'm currently trying to lose weight (50lbs) and heard that that can expose about an inch, but that's useless until I've actually lost the weight. I didn't measure girth.
The few people I've spoken to about sex in all the gory (maybe not the best term) details said their most memorable experiences were with people around 9", and my friends have bragged about even greater lengths. I'm aware that there exist pairings with lesser lengths out there, but my general relationship shortcomings leave me somewhat fixated on the physicality of the subject rather than being bummed out over the reality of emotional intimacy.
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Your vagina is completely normal.
(^can we make this a copypasta for every insecure girl thread on this board)
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>>17546770
>said their most memorable experiences were with people around 9", and my friends have bragged about even greater lengths
Unless they've all fucked the same guy, the one with the biggest penis in the state, it's statistically improbable that half a dozen friends have even shaken hands with someone packing a 9er, to say nothing of bumping uglies.
The numbers said, by both boys and girls, are a social nicety with no contact with reality.
The average dick in the western world is around 5.5".
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>>17546786
I don't know if my vagina specifically is anywhere near normal.
>>17546796
>The numbers said, by both boys and girls, are a social nicety with no contact with reality.
Oh, that's a bit of a relief.
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Should I fuck this girl? 2016-09-08 17:27:18 Post No.17546768
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the one in the middle
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>>17546768
A pussy is a pussy, m8. I would go for it. Really goes for your standards, actually.
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>>17546774
i mean a like her tits but not her face
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>>17546768
Looks a lot like a girl I dated in highschool.
Was the summer of 03. Brings back a lot of memories, actually....
Oh, to be that age again...
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Girl wont let me come to her place 2016-09-08 17:13:15 Post No.17546728
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Girl wont let me come to her place
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How do I respond to this? She's kept dodging it even though she agreed to it earlier, now she says her room mate is somehow telling her she can't bring anymore people over because she does it too much, she wants to go to the library with me
Should I just move on or what?
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Its because you ask too many times like a creep dumbass.
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>>17546728
how long have you known this grill?
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>>17546732
Not very long, I was at her place once before like a week ago
Something tells me she is lying about her room mate
But then again I do remember meeting her roommate not too long ago and she was a paranoid defensive bitch so maybe she is telling the truth