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If you're that retarded you deserve to suffer the consequences of your idiocy, easy as that.

>>17572370

Now did you feel like it was really that necessary to comment that?

I bet you didn't read the fine print when you signed up. This was in the fine print, and you agreed to it when you gave them your details and asked them to send you free condoms. They're almost definitely in the legal right here and you're fucking retarded to think a random website as going to give you free condoms

two issues im having but i dont think /advice will help really.

for some reason when i upload a video to youtube it comes out a LOT brighter which not only ruins the style of the scene but also fucks up some intentional shadows meant to hide details.

and im also in love with a guy in colorado but he sstriaght desu so im just dealing iwht it.

You really make us slosh through your garbage intro, don't you? Give your information more efficiently next time

>>17572337
sup dude, have you tried other websites like vimeo? or maybe you could just darken the video to compensate on youtube or something, i dunno. and yeah im straight so im only really familiar with girls being uninterested, lol. maybe you could convince him to do #nohomo stuff and indoctrinate him over time

>>17572322
Try posting on /x/

>>17572322
Same area as baby forum lady?
AKA Lexington/ky?
If so, I'd just make especially sure to keep a loaded gun with you, but you should be doing that anyway.
I'd say it's probably someone just being stupid and having a poor idea of a prank or something, though.

>>17572322
just talk to her bro

Hard way: meet people and learn what works and what doesn't.

Easy way: Read more books, watch more movies/shows/anime, play more games. That's how I did it. Talking with people and picking up girls is like writing a good book - you need to entertain them, make them respect you and want to find out more about you.

Maybe it's just easy for me because I really like both consuming and creating entertainment.

Mastery of the language is important. Every single word matters. If you're really good at it you can make people laugh just by suggesting that something's funny.

>>17572325
> watch more anime, play more games

Nigga are you serious?

>>17572290
practice small talk.

>>17572286
>Hi there,how are you?
>Sorry to be of bother,but I just had to tell you that I think you're absolutely stunning!

if she accepts compliment,then keep the conversation going,if not then just apologize and try again on some other girl

Why would you talk to a girl who's minding her own business?

Pretty much impossible. Stop watching PUA videos and start making friends instead. That's how normal people find their partners.
If you're only after cheap sex, go to clubs and bars and shit, just leave people on the street minding their own business alone.

>>17572282

are you asking if women as a whole are more promiscuous than men?

from an evolutionary standpoint, men are more promiscuous. they are designed to fuck as many women as possible because they can get more pregnant. a girl can only get pregnant by one guy so its in her nature to be wiht one guy and make him stay with only her.


the problem is you arent thinking about it as men vs women. you are htinking about it as you vs women.

and its not abotu morals so much as opportunity. you cant get laid. therefore you must be of strong morals!

>>17572288
Fair enough on the point that I am comparing myself to women, I didn't realise, but it's true that is what I'm doing.

I am being vague in my wording to leave it up to interpretation to get a broader range of answers.

But I am enlightened by the fact I'm comparing myself to women as a whole. You're right.

>>17572282
It's easier for women. People don't like to hear it, but that's the way it is. It's because men are more motivated by sex, which puts control with women, so women have to put in less effort to get the same thing as men. Women having to actively pursue a relationship is rare, for men it is the norm.

It's simple economics. Something that is scarce is more valuable than something which is not. This is why the stereotype is for men to be protective of their women. In the grand scheme of things, their dick simply isn't worth as much as their vagina. Everyone is selling dick.

>>17572247

Don't make an issue out of the racial difference and you're good, lots of black girls like white guys

>>17572247

Write down that you're looking for a kinky, submissive little black slave to please "massa".

>>17572247
Don't racemix, your children will be outcasts, hunted down by both sides during the race war.

You must produce pure white warriors for your lineage to survive the winter.

>>17572227

How picky are you when it comes to women?

>>17572234
Initially, not very much. Any girl that gives me attention is already enough for me. As long as she isn't a land whale or horribly ugly, I am fine with it. I love thick, small, black, white, muslim and especially tall/fit women.

I just made a gf 1 month ago at work, a 22 virgin muslim. She is cute and all but she requires so much attention, doesn't workout, doesn't work, absolutely no sex life aside from bjs, plain boring...I have realized that I have becomed numb to other people's feeling.

at 23 you should just be out slaying grills at the bar. when you hit your late 20s and you have a good job and are atleast a 6 women will be burnin for you cause they wanna settle down with a decent stable guy.

>>17572189
>waking him with blowjob
Where do I find girls like you?

he said it's fine girl, get over yourself
rape is about lack of consent. there's consent, so stop worrying so damn much

>>17572189

Turn yourself in for rape.
It's the only way.

You know damn well if a guy did that to you, it'd be rape.
Do it faggot.

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both of those are trashy overpriced liberal arts colleges who will accept anybody, so you're fine

>>17572161
Well the acceptance rates are 65 and 56 so I'm pretty worried
And they're just normal.state schools

if youre going for a meme degree those 2 will work but 2.5 is cutting it close. best is to go to community college and do well that way itll be easier to get into a school. i know people who transfered from community college to rutgers/njit with a 2.5 gpa

tell her fat chubby girls make your dick hard

Hahaha. Reminds me of when I went to tell my ex she had soft tits but said sloth tits instead. Good times.

>>17572139
I hate fat chicks because they're repulsive subhumans with no self control

Plump girls on the other hand are my addiction

>>17572100
Better jerk it for the last time before she's gone you faggot

>>17572100
What happened, anon?

Couples therapy wont help. If she feels so strongly as to say she doesn't love you anymore, that's a very powerful and condemning phrase. I'd say its doomed. But honestly, why would you want to try at something she has thrown away? If someone told me they didn't love me anymore, I'd never want to try regain their love. Fuck that, I want someone that will always love me, but admit to challenges in our relationship

you sound a bit annoying/clingy

>>17572063
Honestly, shes probably using you for validation. Do you want me to explain more?

>>17572083
Sure.

>>17572073
It's possible I may have acted that way, yeah. The thing is, I'm normally not like that- but I hit off so well with her and was so excited to have met her, I may have been too much. Ugh.

>>17572010
Start doing things with your left hand?

>>17572027
What do you think I've been doing, you retarded girl? My handwriting still looks horrendous.

>>17572010
By rubbing chilli sauce into your eyes.

I am able to get so nervous that I have to shit. Not even joking.

>>17572057
Gas-x? Beano? Whatever the fuck the anti-gas meds are called? Or you could just shit regularly

>>17572060
I don't know how well those will work to delay farting. Sometimes I'll take an anti diarrheal if I feel like I'm going to be around a lot of people but that doesn't even work as well as I'd like.

I've tried beano before and it's not effective either.