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Uh oh Spaghetti-Os I guess.

>>17571557
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>>17571557
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Put down the fucking fork. Also read the /fit/ sticky

>>17571548
oh my god, it´s fit alll over again. nevermind. i´ll figure it out on my own then.

>>17571545
Fit is very helpful, read the sticky. You aren't a special snowflake, I promise all the stuff in the sticky for the most part applies to you.

It was a stray booger

Maybe she recently ate something salty? Like semen?

Or maybe she has like an open sore or something.

I dunno man. I wouldn't kiss a girl whose saliva tasted weird.

Face makeup tastes chalky. Lipstick tastes waxy. It wouldn't be that.

>>17571511
>Maybe she recently ate something salty? Like semen?
I don't know... this was at a party. I hope not :(

>>17571487
Easier said than done, but fuck them

>orthotics are giving you an objective statement. Your feet may indeed be a little worse? So what. That's like hearing someone's asthma is getting worse

>Your driving instructor obviously just doesn't know about your issue and I'm sure would be very apologetic about what he said if you explained to him

But yeah, just get on with your life as you have been. Most people really don't care about things like this

Take an example from last week... Got introduced to a colleague's friend. Went to shake his hand... His right was paralysed, so he presented his left. So I swapped hands and shook his left hand... Zero fucks were given and we continued drinking at the bar
He didn't mention it and I had no interest in asking

>>17571503
Oops, first quote was your original thread

>>17571503
They probably are a bit worse, but the part with shoes is pretty fucked up as I like to dress well and she wants me to wear sneakers or similar shoes all the time. Well, perhaps I'll spend the money on custom shoes, I think I could get them to be both good looking and comfortable? I think it would be a good investment.

Yeah I did explained it to him afterwards and he kind of was. I'd just rather it had never had to be brought up as it makes me feel insecure and low. It was just my 3rd lesson so I hope I won't be totally hopeless at it later.

I think I could make use of a therapist about all this shit (not the instructor thing, just my feet/identity issues in general, and perspectives for the future). My dad has been very supportive but I don't want to burden him too much.
Another thing is I hope they would take me to the army if the war broke out. I was deemed able to serve at the physical examination but it was 5 years ago.

Thanks for your answer; yeah I wanted to fix the formatting.

>>17571486

neither does your cock.

a girl likes cuddling cuz its generally implied that you will be rubbing her all over her body, basically massage cuddles. this is more erotic than just something going in and out of her vag.

its the reason cuddles lead to sex.

>>17571486
She's letting you know she only cares about her own pleasure and not yours at all but in most real life scenarios cuddling is the precursor to sex women want to feel cared about not just lusted after

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>Cuddle
>Cuddle good
>Cuddle good without overtly trying to initiate sex
>She initiates sex now that you've proven that you're willing to cuddle too

How do you young guys not know this yet?

>>17571463
Hassle him about it or he may never do it.

>>17571465
Seller said he was out of town due to a death in the family and will ship it ASAP. I'm going to ask him to cancel my order and see if that lights a fire under him.

>>17571961
>due to a death in the family and will ship it ASAP
Chill. it's been two days, what does it matter if it takes a couple more. I'm sure your dragon dildo will still be perfectly ready for you soon.

Probably your resume design and/or job interview skills are bad.

You can take a short course on these and they should clear up what you are doing wrong.

Also, if you haven't worked for a long time (have a big gap) people will think you are a slacker or a drug addict or something. But you can get around this with good emphasis on skills.

>>17571433
I've followed guides / taken a lot of advice on resume / interviews already, but they can be improved I guess
I left work the same month I started looking for a job so that's not it
I appreciate the reply

>>17571469
Are you a college student or something like that? They may not want someone that they feel is only a temporary hire until you move onto something better. "Overqualified".

I assume you're just applying to any old labor job? Or are you looking for something in a degree field?

They usually don't give xanax to people who are depressed because of the risk of suecide.

If you wanna get on SSRIs you just go to your local health care center an tell them you're depressed.
You then get to do a paper quiz to rate your level of depression and then you get your prescription.

Find an attentive psychiatrist. Put lots of emphasis on your depression and anxiety. Ask for Ativan or buspar instead. Xanax..you'll probably never get it unless you see a private psych or have good insurance

Never ever settle for Zoloft. Prozac does jack shit. Abilify will you give you RLS. Anything else, do research on other SSRIs. I usually go on crazymeds for med research.

>>17571388
>>17571395
I get anxiety attacks too tho. Do they not usually prescibe xanax for that?

Jesus christ /adv/.

>>17571330
Church maybe.

>>17571537
Atheist though.

>>17571284

kids: "daddy how did you meet mommy"
you: "well i was in class and i noticed her "stealthily" looking back at me 5 to 10 times every single class so i added her on facebook"

>>17571324
Lol I know it isn't exactly romantic but fuck it man, I don't wanna waste any time. Girls like that get swept up quick if you fuck around.

Anybody got any advice to me on this? Cmon.

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>>17571268
>By default penises horrify me but I want to touch his dick
Go for it.

>>17571276
Yeah but he's like responsible and shit.

If I go like "I make poor life desicions lemme touch the dick" he's gonna be like "this is not the moral choice I want to be making".

I've been semi-raped on so many occasions that the line is kinda blurred.

>>17571305
>If I go like "I make poor life desicions lemme touch the dick" he's gonna be like "this is not the moral choice I want to be making".
What.

Instead of your opening line being "I made poor life decisions" try saying something like "Let's see how big this is".

>I've been semi-raped
What does this even mean?

Leave your baggage at the door. When you have been together for a long time, then you can talk about personal stuff like that.

If you just charge in and go "rarararrfgdfhh I am a total emotional mess, only your penis can cure my woes" then he's of course going to be freaked out.

>>17571260

losing weight is 90% diet, adn only 10% exercise. google 'how many calories burned doing XX' and you'll be surprised to see how little you burned. evolution wants us to keep weight on in terms of exercise.

>im so fucking poor

veggies are cheap af assuming you live in america. a pound compared to meat is much lower, and also has fewer calories obviously.

you can get 5 pounds of carrots for two bucks, and each carrot haverages only 30 calories.

create a meal plan. something like Apple in the morning (120 calories) and steamed veggies for lunch with a little bit of butter (200 calories max depending on how much you eat).

then for dinner you can go something a bit more traditional and high calorie, as long as its no more than half a pound of meat. and if you must use sauce, go light as fuck.

replace all noodles or potatos or rice with basic veg. it cuts down the calories, plus greenbeans as noodles or califlower as noodles is really tasty.

for dessert you can have a banana with yogurt or some berries with yogurt. dont make it a little fruit with tons of yogurt, das dumb. one to rwo spoons of yogurt can cover all your fruit enough to give it flavor, think of it more as a sauce you drizzle on, not the main course of the dessert. focus on fruits to get them nutrients (its proven that if you get the nutrients your body needs, the whole thing runs better, including weight loss).

if you need snacks in the day make it veggies. always veggies.

>>17571272
Yeah this is good. Thanks anon.

Veggies r supposedly expensive to my mother but she's O-beast so I don't try to argue with her on that but she'll buy me frozen stuff- that's somewhat good enough right?

>>17571260
>>naturally curvy, not talking curvy fat but fat distributes naturally in ideal areas

pics before advices

Sounds like you need to grow up and get your act together. Im pretty sure those two girls saw the red flag you were hoisting.

(Immature and needy, and needing validation)

>>17571252

everyone has bad experiences. you're clearly not a bad guy if you can get these girls to begin with. the second girl probably has a reason other than you for why shes nto there.

post a pic if ur really concerned

>>17571281
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Of the girl? If you mean me Im fine with my looks, its the fact that I invited her over, cooked for her and made her expensive nice virgin cocktails side note, all of this is not like redpill "I DO ALL THIS STUFF AND GET NOTHING BACK" but rather crushed because I liked her so much and was cool with her not being interested back and basely being a little cunt about it so she comes to class and still getting no form of response....

>>17571251

a mans good intentions have nothing to do with what a woman wants, and especially not with how a woman feels.

and the reverse can be said. i dated a girl earlier this year who was my ideal partner. amazing tits, perfect ass, beautiful curls (my fetish) loved me to fuck her any way i want, let me be as dirty and demanding and dominant as i like, and she got off on it. even outside the bedroom she just did whatever i fucking asked and everything. lived right down the street, really easy.

BUT there was no emotion. i left her for a much uglier much more demanding girl who lived farther away because that girl inspired feelings in me.

>>17571251
Society. Society used to teach faithfulness as a virtue, and women were faithful. Now society is rotten and so are the women.

You need to find a girl who isn't a hobag.

>>17571251
biology

>>17571219

its different for everyone. theres dumb love and smart love and everyone will tell you its different.

a teenager can seem so sure of their love and an old person will claim they're just being silly and that old people love is real love.

both can leave their partner just as easily for whatever reason and claim it was mature. the big difference is really more passion.

there is no definition of love. we'll all give you different answers. does it matter? love is just a feeling, so if you have feelings for someone, its love.

its no big deal mayne. if ur trying to find out if shes marriage quality love, that isnt really about whether you love someone but whether A) you can see yourself spending your entire life with them but B) you still accept the inevitable end of the relationship.

>>17571240
>love is just a feeling
i disagree on this, but the rest of your post is spot on

>>17571243

>lovei sn't just a feeling

what? thats what it literally is. you could argue that if you love someone it shows in your actions and blah blah blah, but i dont think that love is limited to people with a head on their shoulders. someone who is horribly violent and kills his wife loved just as powerfully if not more than the guy who just grows old and never argues.

id be willing to argue there are healthy loves and not so healthy loves, but love isa feeling. its an emotion. its a chemical rush.

even religion is pretty 'meh' about love.