What the fuck is this
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Congratulations on your miscarriage OP
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That's fucking gross I'll tell you that much
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guys im geneius
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>>17655336
I know that feel.
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>>17655336
Bampo
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Pls respond
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Getting back in touch with Aspergers Girl 2016-10-10 03:15:35 Post No.17655308
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Getting back in touch with Aspergers Girl
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2016-10-10 03:15:35
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>crushing on lab partner from last year
>she literally has been diagnosed with aspergers
>she's into weird shit like astrology
>had a boyfriend all last year
>don't see her for a semester until she pops up again last month and says hi to me
>check fb, she's now single
>meet up by chance and have incredible conversation with her two weeks ago
>talk about all kinds of things, she's laughing at my jokes
>mentions that she's trying to avoid changing her life right now
>ask if she wants to hang out sometime
>she says yes, but she needs to figure out work first
>message her on FB a few days later,
>we talk for a bit, but she ignored my last message (question about her cat, lol)
What do I do about this? I know I should give her more time, but how do I know when (or if) to try again? I love this weird chick so much. I keep thinking that if I wait, she might forget about me or find someone else. Help me 4chans!
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Cute. Talk to her irl more so than on fb
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>>17655369
I don't see her irl though, except for running into her every month or so
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>>17655308
Even ASD girls are not immune from dating game bullshit anon. Since you seem to care, I'd try to reschedule one more time but then move on if she does either of
>ignores you
>says she'll reschedule but give you nothing in terms of an exact date
When should I text a girl I'm interested in? Would it be weird to semd her an image I found funny (not pepe) or ask how she's been doing since it's been a while? Or should I just leave it for logistics? I never text and am like an old man when it comes to it.
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>>17655240
Well if you never text sending her a text just ask her how she is should be a nice surprise for her.
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Why not ask her on a date in person the next time you meet?
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>>17656396
Oh, those aren't annoying? I've always been told not to do that
>>17656403
Because I feel like I actually have a chance with this one and don't want to screw it up by asking prematurely
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Why do gays always approach me???
Gays always go out of their way to talk to me, always saying shit like "nice shirt", "nice shoes", or trying to initiate a conversation with me. This happens:
-> when i'm out with my friends. Guy friends, we're laughing and shooting the shit, and a gay guy will come to ME, ignore ALL MY FRIENDS, and will to attempt to chat me up before they take the hint and go away
-> when i'm just out in general alone doing errands
-> when i'm on a fucking DATE. this happened multiple times. take a girl out to a bar. talk, make jokes, etc. gay guy sits next to us at the bar and butts in our conversation, focusing on me. gay waiter makes awkward compliments to me in front of my girl
I know straight guys get approached by gays all the time, but when you're with a group of friends or on a fucking date and it happens, something is up.
how do i give off more of an anti-gay vibe so this stops happening?
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Does it bother you? Why not smile, take it as a compliment and move on?
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>>17655236
>Does it bother you?
Yes. It's annoying when I'm interrupted when I'm clearly occupied. It's annoying when a gay guy tries to rub my shoulders or some shit and I just GTFO cause I don't want to get an assault charge for punching him in the face
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>>17655242
wow, sounds like what every woman has to deal with when they go to a bar/club.
>how do i give off more of an anti-gay vibe so this stops happening
get a swastika tattooed to your forehead.
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>be texting new grill
>things going well - texting often, snapchatting, hanging out, flirty, etc.
>thinking she might be gf-able
>thinking she might think im bf-able
>then she drops the bomb
>"Probably gonna hang out with my ex later and study for this class we have together. He offered to study so I'll probably take him up on that offer. Don't worry, I broke up with him. We're just really good friends and we're not on bad terms."
>mfw
What do I do /adv/
I was really liking this chick cause she's smart, funny, etc. But I also know what happens when exes hang out, because I hung out with my ex after we broke up. And when exes hang out, they fuck. Then end up getting back together. Should I just move on and find a chick that isn't trying to cuck me with her ex? Or should I keep going at it and maybe hopefully she'll drop her ex finally?
Fucking hell lads. This is why I don't ever talk to girls
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She's not dating you, she can hang out with whoever she wants to. I can understand not liking her studying with her ex when she's dating you, but she's NOT dating you.
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>>17655179
well yeah but my problem is if I should keep on pursuing
or will it just be a lost cause
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>>17655186
Given how butthurt you are about this, don't pursue her. You seem the type to seethe in jealousy whenever his girlfriend so much as talks to another guy.
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What the fuck even is English Comp 1?
I had 99s on Reading and Writing on the Compass exam. Can I just fucking CLEP out of Comp 1 and 2?
What's the point? I can write an essay. I can write a reference page. I can do in-text citations. I can follow fucking style guides.
SO WHY THE FUCK am I being forced to write essay after essay after essay on topics that I fucking hate?! On topics with no fucking sources?! On topics with no fucking merits or contradictions?!
What is even the fucking point of this class existing besides making bullshit humanities kiddies think their field matters?!
How do people survive this shit? Everyone in my class is 100% lost on how to write essays on the super vague and boring topics we keep getting assigned, to the point that the professor has had to push the deadlines back constantly.
What the fuck am I missing? How do colleges manage to turn the easiest fucking thing into the hardest? How do they manage to turn "hurr back up your points with facts and use paragraphs instead of blocks of text" into 20 fucking style and formatting rules on topics nobody gives a fuck about?
I'm fucking Calculus and Engineering classes and they are a fucking BREEZE compared to these stupid little 5 page essays!
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why didn't you just take one of the AP english exams when you were in high school, like everyone else?
anyway stop whining and get to work.
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You know they make you take these sorts of classes to round out your skill base, right?
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>>17655224
I don't even know what exams you're talking about.
My shitty ass rural HS didn't even offer many AP classes.
I don't even know HOW to get to work.
How do you make sources from thin air? How do you make arguments out of non-arguments?
>>17655230
That's why I cited my fucking perfect scores on the reading/writing exams. Maybe YOUR skills need "rounded out", but I can write a fucking paper.
The problem is, how the fuck am I supposed to write about irrelevent bullshit?
How the fuck am I supposed to write an argumentative paper on something as vague and broad and flaky as "culture"?
How the fuck am I supposed to find decent sources when 99% of them are STEM papers on CELL CULTURES and the other 1% are SWJ bullshit on cultural appropriation?
That's my fucking assignment. 5 pages on "culture". Argumentative. Toulmin Method. Claim, Backing, Warrants. Easy, formulaic shit. BUT THE FUCKING TOPIC MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE.
I can write fucking 20 page papers for Engineering. I've already had to do that this semester. It was a piece of cake because there's actually something worth talking about and writing a paper over there. But this bullshit? How the fuck do I write about nothing?
How can a girl be good in bed? Are there any kind of advice things about it, instructions or something? I know porn isn't supposed to be realistic and would actually be super uncomfortable, but how can I make sure I'm not bad at it?
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Grab him by the pussy
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>>17654910
Learn how to ride a dick, how to jerk a dick and how to suck one.
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>>17654924
What's there to learn? It seems like pretty simple stuff.
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How much do women generally care about what job you have?
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they care more about how much you make
and if your a mechanic that probably wont be much
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>>17654807
Nah, they want a high status job that pays well too. I think most women would prefer dating a consultant who makes $80k/year than an owner operator truck driver who makes $120k/year
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>>17654826
Then no one would have ever gotten married stop projecting you child.
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I get angry when I see girls on college dressing like pic related
what do?
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>>17654675
Why do you get angry senpai ?
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>>17654675
Quit being an edgy faggot and stop worrying about shit that has nothing to do with you.
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>>17654675
Well Elliot, you can always fap to the picture.
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A yellow watery fluid just leaked out my nose
I was laying on my right side when I felt liquid coming out my left nostril which was weird
Ran over to the mirror and saw bright yellow watery fluid pouring out but it stopped almost immediately. I looked on my mattress and saw a wet spot (pic related) where it dripped off my face.
Should I be concerned, go to hospital?
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>>17654658
did you perhaps get pissed on yesterday?
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>>17654677
No fuck off
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>>17654658
Been to the pool/swimming lately? Had a cold?
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Guy which I love friendzoning me apparently. I'm a grill btw
The fuck do I do
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>>17654373
Please fucking be me
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>>17654373
How long have you been dating? Is he out of your league? Does this happen often to you?
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>>17654373
rape him, men like to get dominated
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NEET/shut-in improvement thread! 2016-10-09 20:41:18 Post No.17654090
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NEET/shut-in improvement thread!
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Welcome to the NEET/shut-in improvement thread!
>old thread
>>17651957
>Discord
https://discord.gg/AAhJ6eR
Join us for help on improving your life, becoming more social or just helping people with these things!
All are welcome, as long as you follow the rules.
>What do I do in the threads?
Ask people for advice on your NEET-related/social problems, or join our discord group to do the same.
>Wait, is this some super-secret cool kids' club where you can only be some sort of shut-in freak to participate in?
No, anybody is free to enter and help our group. Feel free to participate, just don't be a dick.
NEET IMPROVEMENT RULES
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1. Preventing your suicide is not our responsibility. If you need someone to talk you out of hurting yourself and/or others, please call a suicide hotline.
2. No doxxing. If you post any personal information of another user without their consent, you will be banned.
3. Please try to genuinely improve your lot in life. We're not here to circlejerk about how horrible our lives are. We'll all slip up or need to vent sometimes, but overall you should try to be positive and move upwards.
4.The #support channel is for advice only. Use the #productivity channel to let us know what you're going to do and report back with how it went to help keep you accountable. For everything else, go to the #general channel.
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How hard is it to find a place to live if I'm unemployed? I'm looking for shared accommodation and my welfare can handle the rent. I'm just not sure if they'll accept me. Summer is coming up and I'm thinking of lying and saying I'm planning on going back to school next year.
In Australia btw.
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what are some things you say (or wish to hear) during sex?
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>>17653851
ooh your penis is stretching my PUSSY OUT. NO OTHER DICK WILL EVER satisfy this pussy again.
But only if the guy is saying it
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A guy saying to me "ride me harder, ... please" that would so hot as fuck. I like submissive guys
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>>17653867
i´ll make sure to ask my bf to say this next time we fuck...
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Is it normal that I don't want my boyfriend to jerk off to other women (watch porn)?
We live together and I *really* love sex and he can have it whenever, so that shouldn't be an issue.
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that's perfectly normal, but honestly pretty highschool like.
you have to realize that the human sexuality has a big spectrum and that he may be jacking off to kinks that turn him on. have you tried talking about kinks, etc? i understand you may feel jealous because you think he finds the other girls more visually appealing etc
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https://youtu.be/iihsbrwqZLU?t=6m38s
Start at 6:38 - watch
Also, you don't masturbate at all? Just sex with him only?
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>>17653514
Yes we talked about kinks and I am literally the kind of girl who will let a man poop on her if that's what my partner wants xD I know all his kinks and am willing to do it.
I am totally open for telling him he can do it, I just wanted to ask. I'm open for discussion to why etc.