Guy which I love friendzoning me apparently. I'm a grill

>>17654373
Please fucking be me

>>17654373
How long have you been dating? Is he out of your league? Does this happen often to you?

>>17654373
rape him, men like to get dominated

>>17654380
>men can be raped
Lol no

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>>17654380
You got that backwards.

>>17654396
Your life is so shit lmao

>>17654377
We're not dating, and he's not out of my league. I would say I definitely not ugly, not fat and very sociable and confident when I want to.
Actually I don't have a confirmation of friendzoning I just assume it. I didn't tell him about my feelings either.

>>17654406
guys never decline free pussy

>>17654396
I've seen this namefag around a lot and he talks an awful lot of sense.

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>>17654397
No its not! Went on a date yesterday and today I'm building something really cool. You just keep to yourself, troll.

>>17654406
How did you meet?

>>17654410
Ok I was mistaken

>>17654406
So you just are too much of a pussy to make a move.
You're not "friendzoned", you're just a coward.

>>17654406
That's not how "friend zoning" works. He doesn't even know you like him ffs.

>>17654407
>guys almost never decline free pussy
ftfy
sometimes shes just too gross. or perhaps you have reason to suspect that she carries an std or something. its rare, but it does happen

>>17654429
I did decline free pussy. I didn't have a protection and I didn't want to take the risk for 5 minutes of pleasure.

>>17654429
ok say she is clean and at least a 4/10

>He doesn't even know you like him ffs.
Tell me moar
What the fuck is happening then?
When a girl spends an hour to get to a man's place and literally lies on bed next to him, you must be an idiot or have an autism to not getting it.

>>17654407
this is an 18+ website sorry

>>17654448
why would you imply that I'm a kid?

>>17654373
copy the girls he likes or move on

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>>17654447
Well, moron, you conveniently left out this little tidbit. Sounds like he isn't into you or is super shy around women.. Or perhaps he's gay. How the fuck would we know with the lack of info you've provided.

>>17654439
if im drunk ill probably do it
if i havent gotten laid in a while ill probably do it
unless shes fat. thicc i can do, fat is an absolute deal breaker

>>17654475
You look like the type of guy to be on to Catch a Predator

If I saw you on Chris Hansen vs predator I'd smile

>>17654476
fat is <4/10 imo

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>>17654482
Yet I still get more action than you. Really makes you think, huh?

>>17654491
You do. I'm a virgin. I'm just pointing out.

>>17654373
Swallow it like the rest of us have. Not much you can do.

>>17654486
im sure you could find an example of a 4/10 that is not fat fairly easily

>>17654491
He's not OP.
I'm fucking puzzled and I don't know how to describe all of this to you, guys.

>>17654529
Are you op? Mind satisfying my curiosity and telling me how you know this guy?

>im hoping its me

>>17654536
We are colleagues

>>17654543
Fuck

>>17654509
0 vagina
1 female
2 brain
3 clean
4 healthy (not fat)
5 not annoying
6 decent face
7 decent tits
8 decent ass
9 decent overall
10 oneitis

>>17654373
diet, exercise, makeup and a haircut. Works for 95% of women.

Tell him. You'd rather be rejected and have a final, clear answer than having thoughts of "what if?" and being unable to cope with repressed feelings.
trust me, i speak from experience. no isnt so bad, and yes is always an option. its all up tp you now, dont hold back.

Yeah, tell him. It's not like he will say "you're a nice girl, but..." . The worst outcome would be "I want us to stay friends"

>>17654562
I know how to look good and charming and being interesting. It's just my charms go nowhere further then his laughs and smiles.
>>17654570
I think the only situation when I tell him is when I'll see him while being drunk. I never in my life told anyone 'I love you', the dating always come naturally, isn't it? Well, it was for me.. He's completely different person, he's special.

>>17654578
Jesus that's terrifying. /Adv/, is it the only option?

>>17654599
aaaaaaaaa i love you does hold a lot of weight you're right. getting a little tipsy wont hurt but dont fully rely on it. youre wasting your time just rolling around in your fears.

>>17654536
get fucked mah boi u need to go tell dreamgirl u love her too jesus

TO SECRETLY LOVE SOMEONE IS A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH

>>17654651
WELL I'LL BE DEAD IF REJECTED

>>17654410
kill yourself

>>17654415
you too

>>17654373

you got the following choices, dipshit

* tell him overtly while sober in some kind of scenario where you two are together (high probability of rejection)
* go out together (or in a group) and gently start sounding him out as you get drunker - make a move eventually (medium possibility of rejection but plausible deniability "i was drunk lmao")
* tell someone he knows and see what happens (the 14yo option - high probability of embarrassment)
* take this information to your grave and die a little inside when you see his new gf, their proposal/engagement, their wedding, their ultrasound photos, their birth pics etc etc etc on social media.

you should know all this OP, why has none of this been done?

>>17654406
You went on a date with someone while being in love with another guy who doesn't know how you feel and you think you're friendzoned??

>>17654373
>The fuck do I do
consider what you love doesn't even be. It's not him, it's an idea of what he and you could have been together.

An idea that never will be because what you saw wasn't real. It wasn't even possible.

Romance before romance is an error. One made by many. I've never made it, because I'm too cold; which itself is an error.

Pardon my thick words, aphasia steals. I enjoy it, the error lends awareness to neurological errors I otherwise would only abstractly understand.

>>17654608
Welcome to the world of men. Now stop being a pussy and do it

>>17654737
try-hard suave intellectual manages to suck his own dick while simultaneously typing absolute gibberish
>Pardon my thick words, aphasia steals. I enjoy it, the error lends awareness to neurological errors I otherwise would only abstractly understand.
oh my goodness my sides, i might as well confess my love for you if this bait

>>17654407
6+/10 my friends wanted to get with for a year was walking with them and I joined em, within 5 mins she was all over me, started texting me to hang out

>told her I was gay

>>17654801
Why?

>>17654406
No. Friendzoning is being directly told you're just a friend after asking him out romantically.

If you haven't done the latter, you aren't the former.

>>17654447
With today's "all men are rapists" and "no 'no' is still rape" social climate you can't blame the guy for being careful.

Just make out with him and grab his crotch. He'll get the memo.

>>17654599
>'I love you'
Drunk or not, don't say that if you haven't been dating. Holy shit. It will blow up on you hard.

>>17654447
>When a girl spends an hour to get to a man's place and literally lies on bed next to him, you must be an idiot or have an autism to not getting it.
That's still not really making a move imo. Making out with him while lying in bed with him, now that's a move.

>>17654447
Guys don't assume anything these days. Especially with girls they consider friends, even if they want something to happen.

See:
>>17655505

Just f'ing tell him you want to try fooling around or going on a date date

Oh look another roasty expecting a man to read her mind and do all the work/initiating, you wanna fuck him? ask him if he wants to fuck you, stop "hinting" and "flirting" expecting him to do all the leg work of actually asking you flat out if your interested in him, YOU ASK HIM YOU SELF CENTERED ROASTY BITCH.

Okay, I'm done, I'll crawl back to /r9k/ now.

>>17655972

>Okay, I'm done, I'll crawl back to /r9k/ now.

off you go nerd.

>>17654457
because that's a kid's mentality.

>>17654373
Dont be too clingy, getting too attached to a guy when he wants space drives him further away.

>>17654373
get /fit/

get hobbies

be flirty, like actually flirty

profit

>>17654406
>I would say I definitely not ugly
pics so we can tell if you're salvageable.

>>17654407
>implying pussy is worth it

You can kiss your money,freinds,hobbies and your self respect goodbye by dating women.