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I keep fantasising about committing crime. Should I just go and do it?
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>>17653081
Nope.
Fantasies rarely should become reality.
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You again.
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>>17653114
Right so I should stop trying to get laid, I should stop trying to make money, I should stop trying to do everything I fantasise about because fantasises shouldn't become reality?
You fucking moron
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Lived all my life in middle class. My father (who didn't live with me) recently died and left me a tremendous amount of money. I don't know how to behave and I don't want to be seen as a noveau riche, but I'd like to live comfortably. Other than that, there's no reason I should pretend not to have money.
What are some ways to learn how to live and behave subtlety like old money would?
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The trick with old money is that they've invested money and have assets.
New money is known for buying dumb shit that is definitely not going to help them in the future.
Invest your money and don't buy dumb shit.
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>>17652999
Money devalues with inflation every other year. Invest in assets, reliable property, or even buy 10 call of duty prestige edition and sell them for twice the price during christmas time.
I always think about the "back to the future" pepsi cans as the best example of money used well. bought cheap and sold expensively after the right amount of time
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>>17653041
how to behave though?
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I want to improve my spoken English , I can handle text conversations easily since there's no pressure or something like that, I can't find someone to talk with over internet (I live in a country where there's no one who actually can handle English.. sigh)
Any Advise?
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What is your native language?
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>>17652838
It's Arabic, But still I've good skills with listening and comprehension in general.
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>>17652832
Productive skills are improved by producing.
The reason ESL is divided into four skills is that listening, speaking, reading, and writing are four different neurological processes. You can use isolation tasks or compound tasks. If you're looking to improve a specific skill, isolate it. There's also a weird combination task that helps form the neuromuscular connections in speech, and that's reading aloud. When you read aloud, your mouth gets used to making the phonemes in the language and stringing them together in words or sentences.
Speaking itself can take on several forms. Phone, conversations, monologues, presentations, etc. Specifically which one are you having problems with?
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Question for the men who have experience with women.
I've been looking for wife-material for some time now. My problem: i can only fall in love with one type of girl. It's some subconscious shit, but i only feel emotionally attracted to girls with these traits:
>no self-esteem, overly polite and shy
>constantly sad, but still tries to overplay it by being really "happy"
I am suspecting that these girls are attracted to strong men who are the polar opposite of themselves. But i am overly emotional, romantic, and very impulsive. How bad is this and will i ever find a happy relationship?
>pic unrelated
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you are very impractical OP.
> see a girl you like
> talk to her
> ask her out
> see what happens
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>>17652836
i'm an analytical person. before wasting time on some slut i'd rather think about how to find the best girl that suits me
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>>17652842
The only way you're going to come close to knowing all that intimate shit about anyone without at least having a few conversations with them is online dating.
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In having a second date today, drinks - how do I get over the fear of touching the girl?
So far I've basically only hugged her upon greeting and parting because I've done this a lot before and it feels natural. And some attempts at high five during the date.
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Boy I'm glad my culture starts with a kiss.
Get on to awkwardly touching the girl if she seems to like you. Does she blush when you compliment her? then she likes you.
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>>17653134
I haven't complimented her so I don't know, but it's a tinder date and she initiated the second so I think there's a big chance she indeed likes me
also she laughed at what I was saying even though I wasn't funny
damn touching feels a bit unnatural
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>>17653240
Are you stupid? She initiated the date - she wants the D. Just touch her whatever you want and don't be a bitch about it. It's only awkward if you make it awkward.
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GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.
FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
>Would you date a virgin?
><random insecurity>
Some do, some don't. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practicing and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever.
>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. You're overthinking it.
>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't know.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.
>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.
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Girls
I have a large penis, is that an upside or downside PERSONALLY for you?
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>>17652793
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HilyOLWzrM
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>>17652793
If is is very large, a downside.
Not a dealbreaker or anything, but I prefer average.
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Will too much sex inevitably make it boring?
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>>17652745
As long as it is satisfying, no.
Orgasms get your brain high.
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>>17652745
not if you try to improve it or try new things
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It changes I've been with the same person for 17 years no matter what you do it won't be exciting forever.
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I don't have a GF. I feel like i'm not good enough to have a decent girl.
>Hahahahah man just be confident and girls will like you
That's the problem. I feel like i'll only be confident after i manage to hit on a girl that i like, and that's a fucking paradox.
>Practice on other girls who you don't like and are on your league like fatties since they have low self esteem and will go for everything
I'm not a fucking asshole, i won't play with the feelings of a girl i just don't like.
What to do?
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>>17652740
why dont you just talk to a girl you like
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>>17652765
I'm a terrible conversationalist.
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>>17652765
My mind goes completely blank when I talk to someone I like. Can't help it, I turn boring
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I've been released on bail till the 25th where I'll have my case heard at a magistrates court. The details of the event are unimportant largely as I will be choosing to plead guilty.
I was wondering what the least I could expect would be and whether there's anything I can do to remove from myself the need to appear in court. After reading around I've seen it's common for people to only recieve an on the spot fine but I understand their decision in arresting me as I was very drunk because it was my birthday.
I'll have to wait till tomorrow to call the office as while I was being processed the officer said they would be happy to offer me a community resolve and I'm unsure as to why the situation has escalated to this point.
I have no previous offences and received a caution after being handcuffed into the car and before being taken to the station.
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>>17652720
Might help if you told us which country you're in - laws aren't global.
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Important information: I'd really like to refraining from getting a criminal record for something that was blown out into this
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>>17652723
Apologies, UK.
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My ex girlfriend keeps trying to talk to me, however i have had a new girlfriend for about 5 weeks now.
On the one hand i feel like its bad to talk to my ex while in a new relationship and i really like my new girlfriend, on the other hand, while i don't want to be with my ex, i feel bad for ignoring her and it is nice to catch up. I was with my ex for many years, we split almost a year ago.
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> i feel like its bad to talk to my ex while in a new relationship
JUST
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>>17652663
Yes but i don't mean continual regular contact, i mean having a chat every once in a while.
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>>17652677
just don't, how would you feel if your current gf texted her ex?
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my first time posting here. i m 33, business degree, my tech startup just failed. what should i do? is it to late to go to school for a stem degree/grad school?
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you don't have the transferable skills to join / start another startup?
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Why would you do that? Can't you just join someone else's startup? Even if yours failed it surely wasn't all due to your own incompetence.
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Never too late to go back to school !
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In this day of age, when we have contraceptives and so many means of meeting over the internet, why is it still so hard to get laid as an average guy?
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>>17652607
Because even an ugly girl can get a hot guy to fuck her. When it comes to casual sex, there's no reason why a girl should pick an average guy.
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You'll have more insight if you realize that most women aren't nearly as interested in sex itself. It's more of a means to an end. So no, only a handful of nymphos are going to do what men really want, and even then it's only with guys who are attractive or take them out to eat.
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>>17652607
The phrase is "day and age"
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Falling for Vietnamese chick in complicated situation.
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Hey /adv/. Normally I'm the one answering and helping you guys by giving advice, I was hoping you might be able to do the same for me. I'll try to condense it as much as possible but... here goes nothing.
I'm a transportation operator, I drive buses for a living. Every Sunday I did a specific route. One day this cute Asian woman gets on my bus. Think nothing of it. I look in the rear view mirror to see her staring at me, so I stare back in between stops and smile at her, she smiles back. This happens constantly until she gets off. Happens each Sunday for 3 weeks until i give her a card saying "Hey..." with my number inside. We text. Get to know each other. Have known each other for about two months now.
Over the course of the text messages, I take things slow, get to know her, she gets to know me. She tells me off the bat that she has a boyfriend back home. (Well, Shit...) Get to know her more through multiple visits. Turns out she "loves" her Boyfriend but is not "In Love" with him. HOWEVER, There is another guy back home who she's "In Love" with but he has decided to push her out of his life because he doesn't want to hurt her...
I start to develop feelings and express them to her. She tells me that she can't give me what a lover can give me. I tell her I'm okay with that but I want to continue to see her, take her out, etc. She says okay but a couple weeks after that she tells me that she doesn't want to break my heart and cuts communication with me. Finds me on the same route again but in a different location. Claims she didn't want to take Uber. We resume communication. We cut communication two other times for two other stupid reasons but we keep coming back (Magnets, How do they work, amirite?)
1 of ?? Have to continue writing. Pic Related, Not her but a chick that looks almost exactly like her.
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Cont.
After several more visits, I decide to make a move while taking her home from College one night and hold her hand. She lets me. This continues and we becomes close. She starts cuddling my arm and we start seeing each other more and going out for Tea/Coffee.
One day that I'm off from work we decide to meet up before she has to be home for her grandmothers birthday and I take her to a countryside area to watch the Sunset. We cuddle together and she lays on me. Something comes over me and decide to kiss the back of her neck, she responds positively and continue to move to the sides of her neck, she doesn't stop me and I go in for one kiss... she's hesitant at first but kisses me.
Over the course of the rest of the visits things have started to get hotter and heavier (We usually cuddle in my car before I take her home and sometimes one thing leads to another). From the time of posting this, we've seen each other for the past week and a half and over the past two days we've had a lot of fun (not sex or anything but just fun). Tonight, we went under the bridge of a trail in the area, people could see us if they looked hard enough, but we made out and even almost had sex at one point. She even guided my hand to the inside of her pants to... (well you use your imagination).
2 of 3. Continuing.
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>>17652617
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So we've gotten very close over the past several weeks that we've known each other. She tries to reassure me that I'm not her boyfriend in any way possible. But she expresses to me that she cares about my well being, she will offer to buy me food, pay for my gas, etc etc.
We text every single day back and forward with texts such as "Be safe" or "make sure you eat something." I've noticed that If I don't text back for a long period of time she will call to check up on me and whatnot.
and just...
I'm falling for this chick /adv/ and she tells me that she wants to be close but on the flip side she doesn't want to give me a relationship. Her actions don't resemble that as a simple "friend," and I don't know what to do. We hold hands all the time, we kiss in public and in private. She's not ashamed or scared of being intimate with me but I don't know how to interpret these signals... Halp
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Jesus Christ just get out. She's stringing like 3 guys along including you. You think even if she picks you and bes with you she won't have other guys lined up potentially better than you?
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Hi guys maybe you can help me with that situation :
I met a guy few months ago (I'm a girl), he said he was in love and so was I, it was really great, but 3 weeks after our first kiss he asked me if I want children and I said no.
Since this day he became really distant and avoided spending time with me and forgot the dates we had planned.
I asked him several times if something was wrong, and if he wanted us to break up, but he said no. After few weeks this way, he said he needs time alone, so I stopped writing to him.
But after 3 weeks of silence, I sended him a message to know if he was ok, and to know what did he decide about us, but all he said was that he had a flu, so I phoned him and he didn't answered. No news since this day.
What do you think about that ? What should I do ?
(sorry for bad english btw)
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Please help
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That's a dealbreaker for him
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>>17652598
Don't be stupid. Things were going well until you said you didn't want kids, then he stops talking to you. Gee I fucking wonder what happened?
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I just broke up with my girlfriend. What should I be feeling?
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What do you feel ?
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I miss her a bit, and I feel a bit guilty for not feeling anything else.
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>>17652626
You don't have to feel guilty. It is ok if you just miss her a bit. If you broke up I guess it is probably because something was wrong.
You just feel what you feel and it is ok, no reason to be guilty.