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Find who did it and go up to them and say

"Urine trouble now!"

>>17656203
Damn that actually made us laugh. any other advice?

>>17656204

I don't know where you're from but I think that going to your company's HR would be the best bet. Whoever did it would be incredibly embarrassed to have to admit that, and I doubt they'd be allowed to stay, let alone want to. I don't really think the police can do too much about it.

Anyway glad you enjoyed my joke and I hope it works out well for you, sorry to hear that it happened in the first place.

just ask her out, man

>>17656131
>just ask her out, man

this

>>17656143
>>17656141
How?

>>17656066

Eat less and exercise more.

Just fucking do it.

Coffee. It is next level to speed. When you get hungry eat eggs and spinach

>>17656086
I don't drink coffee... what is the best one to order?

Come back in a few years when you are 18.

>>17656017
this

>>17656017
i am 19

>>17656004
Fix your fucking internet
Fuck off

ad blocker, because normally 'adv' means advertisement. disable it to get this working

>>17656059
this, but I still get it occasionally even with adblocker off. I think cloudflare just takes a shit sometimes. either that or someone posted something illegal and they freeze the site so the FBI can fap, er I mean investigate.

And by got I mean paid for.

>>17655966
I got breast implants for my partner but he had trouble putting them in

why the hell would you buy your partner fake titties anyway

>hey bb is it ok if I buy you some fake titties b/c I can't keep my dick up with your sad little fried-egg flaps
>oh gosh yes, I thought you'd never ask

I want to see a fake de beers commercial with breast implants instead of a diamond

>>17656109
Is it that big a deal?

You don't ever tell anyone. Do you honestly think they want a ticking time bomb in charge of a public insitution or the law? Do you honestly think you can handle the stress ?

I knew people who were 'suspended' and went back. But they played the 'suspension' off like they were too stressed and needed time off. they didn't 'snap' or anything before taking time off the job. Or if they did snap it was minimal and they didn't fuck any relationships with boss/coworkers up. They went and quietly talked to the boss and it was fine.

You need to get it under control before thinking of any sort of public job where a meltdown will cost you everything.

>>17655954

Is this a real question or the lyrics to the shittiest song ever?

Oh well, I'll try to help.

Well my friend, you gotta figure, nothing's ever quite that easy
When you're fucked in the head and real life makes you queasy.
Don't worry about the future when the present's just too much,
Get the help that you need now, worry about later when it's such.

Peace.

>>17655987
What would i tell my boss? 'hey boss, excuse me but im sort of fucked in the head although I passed any required psych evaluation, Could I get a medical leave to sort everything out?'
Im going to see a shrink soon but im afraid of people finding out, they already find me 'eccentric'. Problem is i got a unique opportunity i dont want to lose to work as a public servant but my issues are piling up

>>17655929
You're overthinking things that don't matter

>>17655929
Relax or you're going to fuck it all up.

I check my phone 3-4 times a day at most, just relax

>>17655926
Are you a girl or a boy? Why do you feel bad about coming early? Partners want their partners to orgasm. That's kind of the fun behind it. Did you bring your boyfriend to orgasm?

>>17655933
f that's why I'm confused because with guys it's pretty typically disappointing and I guess handled easier because it's more commonly made fun of or like the solutions are talked about more
I've never heard women talk about this kind of thing unless it's the guy cumming early
And yes he came but I was just pretending for the next 10 mins so again it was no fun for me and makes me feel confused and unsure whether I should feel bad
Sorry if the question is kind of yahoo answers level stupid I just know it's no fun and thought maybe someone could relate

>>17655973
You didn't use one period in that post. It was very difficult to understand what you were trying to say.

The reason why people make jokes about guys is because with guys, it's hard/impossible to keep going. They cum, and they're done. Dick is oversensitive and soft, cannot be within pussy anymore. Guy is worn and relaxed, not prime for more pumping.
Which leaves the girl unsatisfied and horny.

You're still getting the guy off. So there's nothing "wrong" happening here. You're unsatisfied, sounds like, since you don't really want to keep going. But it also sounds like you have an image in your head of what is normal. And it sounds like your knowledge of what is normal would effect how you feel about this. Try to separate out what other people are doing.

People do do this, get their partner off even if they're not really feeling it. I've been in situations where it sucks a lot and ruins a relationship, and I've also had situations where I'm happy to please them anyway. It goes both ways.

>>17655912
The soul

>or
How about don't be a fucking pussy, get off your ass and just do both??

money

b-bump
please help this beta

Fucking work on yourself, you really need a tit in your mouth feeding you milk 24/7?

Fucking find something to do, read a book or go for a shower.

>>17655976
thanks anon i am reading The Power of Now and trying but this kind of shit has been happening to me since years now. i don't know what i need to realize

I don't know, but I can totally relate to that.

this is pretty normal. there's this storybook idea of how parents should be in one's life, and then there's reality. it's not selfish to feel this way.

It's time to move out, son.

>>17655801
I think asking a GP for a recommendation is a good option, if you can't find anything online.

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>>17655801
THERAPIST

THE RAPIST

Don't fall for it..

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Bump

No, go back to Tumblr.

yes. gender is entirely social expectations of what a man or a woman should do. or what a feminine or a masculine person should do.

sex however, is not. biological sex is your sex. you are what you are. but just because you're born with a vagina, doesn't mean you have to cook and be "girly" and like pink and what the fuck ever.

but this isn't a thread for /adv/.

If it is, then you can't say that men hold all the power.

Or just buy lube you fucking weirdo

But I'm trying to avoid chemicals.

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>>17655772
Everything is fucking chemicals, you ass wipe. Stop falling for shitty marketing buzzwords. I bet you also buy ORGANIC NON-GMO GLUTEN FREE NO MSG bullshit too without realizing that none of that shit means jack squat for your health (unless you have celiac disease, but you most likely don't)