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>>17843774
Date a fat girl or a girl with a kid, or a fat girl with a kid. Work your way up from there

>>17843774
It's possible. I have an 86% success rate, so most of the time I ask a woman out, she says yes. And I exclusively date women I know, which sounds like what you're going for.

Is it worth it though? I've only dated six women in the last 8 years, and most of those only lasted a couple of months. So most of the time I'm single. And it takes a long time to find a new, female, friend, and build a relationship to the point where you both like one another. And then you go and ruin the friendship you spent so long building by dating for a couple months, breaking it off, and going your separate ways to try again.

The numbers game is probably easier, in the long run.

>>17843811
That sounds cool, so how?

Yeah, date a girl with a job.

>>17843709
Well, I mean, talk to her about it. Like sit down and seriously tell her how much it bothers you. I don't know about breaking up with her yet, but can't you just refuse to go?

>>17843709
wtf man

what time does she even go out of bed

also who go for a drive? that sounds something a dog would like or a 12 year old maybe

>>17843664
Shave

>>17843679
I'm clean shaven
If you mean my head, not happening.

Use essential oils like rosemary or tea tree oil and mix it with. base oils like coconut or olive oil

>>17843661
I think you may need to see a therapist about that. That is extremely abnormal.

I feel like this is fake but this site is full of autists so maybe not. I've had to deal with messy roommates before. Is it an issue with being shy? First of all you should not have enough chip bags for each one of your shits. You're either incredibly obese and eat too many chips or you don't shit enough and should drink more water.

But if it's shyness just play music on the apartment. Have it playing all the time so it doesn't look like you just want to hide your fart noises. Or pick up the book "everybody poops"

>>17843681

I only need to deal with it until I can afford my own apartment, or at least a room with its own bathroom used solely by me.
Another 1-3 years, maximum.

threaten to break up with her

>>17843653
Do not do that, that should never be used as leverage.

>>17843669
it's what's going to happen if she doesn't change her lifestyle anyways

she needs to understand that

>>17843649
Your phone font is fucking gay. I don't speak ebonics so can't help you with the rest

this

i want to help OP but cant read shit

We don't know. We can only make assumptions which would be wrong 99% of the time.

Be a fucking man and ask her what's up with her disappearing on you. Also, learn how to properly construct a sentence.

>>17843639
I've noticed some of this too. Plus, there's a very white western bias here. For a lot of posts, you can clearly tell a white guy made them.

>>17843639
>4/10

Ah...about the same I guess haha. I try to ignore all the trash, just chalking it up as "inexperience" or "lashing out due to hurt". Because that's what most of the people here feel: hurt. And being on 4chan just makes people act out in general, I suppose.

I did receive some good advice one time, but it was a while back and I can't remember what it was. And sometimes, you get people who are genuinely interested in your problems and want to help you. Even some people "care", to the best of their ability. I like to think they at least care enough to hear me out, which is more than what most people have given me outside of 4chan.

I take most things here with a grain of salt (or rather, pounds of it, hurr durr) and just try to focus on the things that I can relate to. The sexist comments hurt from time to time, but I know that I personally don't act the way that people are complaining about, so I take solace in that. It's only the stupid stereotypes that people hate, and I don't fit most of them so there's no reason for me to get upset.

It's sad, but it's also nice reading about situations that are actually worse than yours. You tend to feel a bit better about yourself at least.

>>17843659
I tried to 'like' this post. What has social media done to me?

>>17843609
Lots of lube.
Relax, deep and slow breathing.

As for positions, just try a few different ones.

Best to use a vibrating dildo...

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>>17844994
Those I have test is always too weak.

>>17843576

Get them syringed OP, you wont look back.

>>17843576
>So I try these shitty ear cleaning kits at walgreens and they don't work.

I have dealt with the same problem for years.
Doctor recommended method too.

Make sure you have one of those bulb syringes from the ear cleaning kit. Mix 1 part warm water with 1 part hydrogen peroxide. Lay on your side and fill your ear with the mixture, wait a minute and then rinse your ear out with the bulb syringe using clean warm water only (no hydrogen peroxide).

More specifically, hold your head over the sink, with your ear canal facing down as you squirt water upwards into your ear using the bulb syringe. Repeat this two to three times. Do not reapply the hydrogen peroxide solution until the next day.

Equally you could simply squirt the hydrogen peroxide solution into your ear over the sink.

I genuinely get like 1-2 rice grain sized chunks that come out and my hearing is instantly better.
If you are still clogged or no huge results are made then wait 24 hours and do it again. Doing it too much in one sitting can irritate your ears and if you do it the next day the wax will be soft and come out more easily than the first time.

And if you go to a doctor, this is exactly what they will do..

>>17843595
Is there another way that doesn't involve filling your ear with liquid? I cringe when merely thinking about it

>>17843526
Become a person she'd be interested in, which usually boils down to funny, confident and interesting. Everything else is a bonus.

Just don't. Something like that is high maintenance.

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>>17843526
Stop reading 4chan for starters.

Ding ding ding

Gold diggers

>I got so desperate for someone to match with me that I expanded my area to fucking South East Asia

>>17843516

She's around my age and is a from good family.

More like hapa digger lol

>>17843506
I think you should ask her if she still has periods. Every woman is different. Some go infertile earlier/later than others.

>>17843506
Bitch has herpes op

I think I should because I really want to fill her up

>>17843480
Look at people as at robots , animals or pile of shit.

But be nice while talking.

What is it that bothers you the most about confronting them? I would just take baby steps in becoming more comfortable with communicating to people.
Maybe start out by practicing giving eye contact. Once you're good at that, find something else to work on like speaking clearly and politely. The more likely they're able to understand you the less time you'll have to spend talking to them.
Maybe you'll get use to them all together after this?

>>17843480
Work with customers is a great fucking start, helped me a lot. Remember that you're just playing a role, like in theater, so when you fail and sperg out, it's not the end of the world. The more you interact with them, the sooner it'd become routine like brushing your teeth.

Working out helps too, since you follow a schedule and progress. Besides it improves your stature, which makes you look more confident, and eventually feel more confident.

Self esteem is simply the result of positive experiences due your merits. So doing basically everything helps as long you keep doing it for long enough to be happy with the results, which always takes some time.

>>17843484
How is that going to make him any more likeable conversation partner? The opposite approach helped me much more, as a writer I see every motherfucker as a fascinating special snowflake with an unique story and experiences; and usually there is much more than the surface to people, so it's quite fun to find shit out about them, even if it's small talk with customers.

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>>17843477

When you have sex , you express big emotions.

Have sex with a bitch .. and falling in love with her ... are you crazy ?

>>17843477
How old are you OP?

What sort of college do you go to where they can't even sort this sort of thing out?

>>17843446
you did what you could. But didnt you check to see that your finals wouldn't overlap?

>>17843465
That's the thing. There's a general chart that gives you an idea of when things are supposed to happen and one of the classes was supposed to have a final two days prior to the other. But the date of that class' final has been confirmed twice, now. And I just got that second confirmation today.

So... I don't know? I don't know.