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What is there in this age in everyday life that a boyfriend could protect me from, that would make him feel manly and heroic?
I don't have people trying to beat, abduct, rape or kill me.
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>>17845401
The fuck are you asking?
Guys don't just go seeking hassles to keep their gf's safe. If you just want some danger, go date a nigger.

Otherwise, don't go trying to make things difficult. Besides, you can't really make your SO want to protect you in the first place. Either they want to or they don't ( though I'm assuming they wouldn't remain your SO for long if they bailed when shit hit the fan).
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>>17845401
depending on where you live that's not necessary, there is actually some sort of trend where women in more dangerous countries tend to like more masculine men and women in less dangerous countries tend to be attracted to more feminine men. It seems you are in a rich country but are attracted to the masculine man, which happens. I don't think I helped you but whatever I find that interesting.
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>>17845410
>>17845428
I always heard and read that men want to protect and save women. They want to take care of them and help them, because in that way they feel more dominant and satisfied.
I know it is not necessary but isn't is something that makes guys feel better for themselves?

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>be me
>hanging out with friend
>he has a girlfriend
>she starts rubbing her foot on my leg under the table
>hang out with another friend
>his girl bites me on the neck while sitting on his lap, he's completely oblivious
>hang out with another friend
>she's sitting on his lap
>starts trying to unbuckle my belt and asking me what I've got hidden away
>(we were drinking, but not much)
>hang out with different friend
>his girlfriend sticks her chest in my face again and again
>she has really nice tits

Why do girls do this?
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obviously your friend circle doesnt have respectable people

get new friends
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They are biologically programmed to cheat. When they ally with a male they start seeking out for other side cumpumpers consciously or subconsciously.
It's scientifically confirmed.
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>mfw friends girlfriend that I have literally talked to once came up to me yesterday saying that "they" were looking for another dick in the bedroom
What the fuck?

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Hey /adv/ I'm an aspiring animator with a TV show idea. I'm currently a sophomore in college but my dream is the be the next Alex Hirsch or Rebecca Sugar.

I've recently finished a rough draft of the script for the pilot of my cartoon, and while everyone Ive shown it to seemed to genuinely like it, it's been far from constructive or helpful criticism.

I've been considering just posting the script online like on /co/ for example to get feedback, but have concerns. This would be the first real impression people got of my cartoon so if the script doesn't hold up for whatever reason, I'm worried people will remember that when its farther along the creative process. There also the concerns of the idea being stolen but from what I've read that's more of a silly paranoia than a real concern.

Tl;Dr how to I get a cartoon pilot script reviewed and judged in a way that doesn't decrease its chances of getting on TV.
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>>17845368
Keep it secret.
Work in the industry.
Build rapport.
Then show it to the the big shots.
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>>17845404
That's interesting advice, but mostly at odds with what I've heard honestly.

Everything I've read so far says the best way to get a show picked up while retaining as much creative control as possible is by having a pilot get popular. Pitch to the audience, etc etc.

My stretch goal of sorts is to have a fully animated/completed pilot by the time I graduate, or failing that at least a decent animatic.
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>>17845434

Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

Better to start producing your first short.
Show it to everyone.
Get feedback.
Refine your skills.
Make the next short. Rinse and repeat.

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Stuck my dick in the ultimate crazy?

>I'm 22
>Started dating a 19 year old
>Things going fine
>She reveals to me that she is a virgin, because originally she was planning on waiting until marriage, but recently decided against it
>Not surprising because she seems like a daddy's girl type
>We end up having sex on 4th date
>Confirmed virgin, hymen was totally intact
>Took some time to get things going, but finally worked it in
>She fucked sucked so bad, but she'll get better I'm sure

Anyways, that is where the fairy tale ends, and the strangeness begins. She has now been texting about ideas and fetishes she has thought about and wants to try.

Like she told me if one of us ever has a nose bleed, we should make out while our noses are bleeding, and kiss with the blood (?????????????). She asked me if I'd be okay with sucking on her toes, she asked me if I'd spit on her while fucking her (?????????), she asked me if I'd possibly consider ever doing anything with our piss.
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Wow, half my post disappeared. The fuck?

Anyways, as you can see she clearly has some fixation on bodily fluids with the piss/spit/blood thing. The toe sucking isn't that weird I guess.

Should I be concerned? She literally went from being a virgin friday night, to texting me this shit this morning.
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>>17845362
Sleep with one eye open OP. God's speed.
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>>17845362
It happens when you lose your virginity late, Anon.

It's not like you don't have sexual urges. Without actually having sex, they start getting channeled into crazy shit. Now that the awkwardness of being a virgin is out of the way, she has the Hunger. A craven, fetish-driven lust that occurs when you've been getting off to obscure pornography and slashfics for 20 years and suddenly your virgin inhibitor curse is broken.

God help us all if someone in the 25+ thread gets the Hunger.

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My partner and I broke up.
She didn't work for a very long time, and I've given her a lot of things over the years. Which is ok. However, I've also lent her a huge amount of money. I've always made it clear it was lent, and accounted for it.
Now she has a job, and is refusing to pay me back.
Is it reasonable to expect to be paid back in these circumstances? Should I bother contacting a lawyer? I don't really need the money, but I feel deceived, and don't want to let her get away with this
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>>17845320
never lend money to friends and family, unless it's on paper. at that point, expect the relationship to be over. otherwise, expect to never get the money back.
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>>17845320
>I don't really need the money, but I feel deceived, and don't want to let her get away with this

That's the only sentence that's important
Leave your pride out of breakups, you'll live longer and happier
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>>17845322
What was I supposed to do, let her starve?

>>17845327
This really feels like the best I could do for myself. But how do you justify letting people basically steal from you? What if she does it to her next partner? Should I completely ignore this issue if it means she might be able to screw other people in the future?

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I have a boyfriend since a few months. He is amazing. Very sweet. There is one thing that has been bothering me since today, he has a female friend who has known for seven years and she has a boyfriend for a few years. My bf and she are still close, they meet up sometimes maybe once every two weeks or three weeks. Anyway I was pretty ok with it but today my bf said to me if I would ever ask him who means more to me his female friend or me, he would answer she means more to him. I understand that because they have known each other for a long time but it still hurt when he said it like that. Do you think this is a red flag in a relationship?
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how exactly did he say it? Why? Who brought it up, did you ask him?
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>>17845247
>Do you think this is a red flag in a relationship?

note to op - you are not in a "relationship" with that guy

he is just using you for whatever while he keeps dating his ex in his brain & possibly she is doing the same thing

watch those 2 people over the next 10 years what do they do ? date somebody for awhile, cheat with their ex, then date somebody new, cheat with their ex, and repeat

why should you support that mentally ill b.s. ?

please find a normal guy who wants you to be #1 in his life
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>>1784526
He was playing a game with his male friend. I said what if I told you your friend or me? I was joking ofcourse. He said I would say to to you I would choose you but still play the game with him behind your back. You can not give me an ultimatum if you did I would tell you I do what I want. I said haha lol well I would never say that you know that. He answered some girls or girlfriends can say it and mean it especially when it comes to female friends. Like if you would ask me who means more to me, my female friend or you I would answer her. I said I understand him but yeah it felt shitty actually to hear that.

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>Dating a camwhore

Bad idea, yay or nay?

We've been on 3 dates, and I fucked her on the most recent one, and she said she'd like to consider going serious with me. But when she told me that, she also said she is a career "cam girl", and that she wanted me to be aware, and that she'd respect my decision if I wasn't comfortable with that and decided to move on.

What do you anons think? She seems like a really level headed person, and from what I've seen she makes a lot of fucking money. But shes still a camwhore.

Thoughts?
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>>17845224
I would have fun but leave it at that
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Are you comfortable being with a woman whose sole careers purpose is to help men get off to her?

I wouldn't be. Whore is a whore m8.
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>>17845224
why dont you just do couples shows with her and make a bit of cash yourself? obviously you have to maintain the mindset that she is not a keeper, but it would probably be fun and possibly profitable for a while

cant stop:

fapping
video gaming
drinkingsoda
eating junk food


what do? i want to stop but physically and mentally cant
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Same problem. Committing suicide this week.
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>>17845221
don't
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>physically and mentally cant

that's where you're wrong kiddo

Step 1: toss all junk food and soda in the trash and don't buy any more. If you don't have it you can't eat it

Step 2: spend more time outside faggot. Not for the usual reasons but because you literally can't jack off or play xbox in public. Walk around a mall or go to some movies or something, literally anything but sitting around the house

Basically the key to deprogramming is to force yourself to not partake in these things for at least a few days. That's the first step to rewiring your brain

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Hey /adv/ I'm having an existential crisis.

Im in college right now as an art major. Its a good art school in upstate ny. Im thinking of dropping out. I feel like im in an adult daycare center isolated from the real world. I'm getting robbed at every turn, and have to take classes I don't want to take.

I'm from the city so back home I have een more recources than what i have here. I could teach myself on my own and take like one or 2 college classes a semester just for feedback.

What should I do?
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>art major

Drop out or change your major to something useful.
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>>17845210
>I feel like im in an adult daycare center isolated from the real world.
its art school so yes you are. I hate all these "follow your dreams and the money will come" bullshit teachings. For everyone 1 art student that makes it, theres 100 who dont.
Learn a trade or a skill, get a degree in something practical and follow art as a passion or minor but dont major in it
>went to theater school for acting
>dropped out and became an electrician
>joined a local theater group in my spare time
way more practical and im getting more out of it
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>>17845210

It honestly depends on what you want and the alternatives, if you do drop out will you be satisfied with something else? Or is this the only thing you have EVER wanted to do? These are the type of questions you have to ask yourself, the difference between someone who makes it and who doesn't is how determined they are to reach it but in that doesn't mean you will get it for sure which is why it is always a scary thing because of that reason.

At the end of the day it honestly depends on your goal for this art major, is it because of money? Or fame?

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My dad is dating a woman for barely a month. The reason is "to get over things." Which includes my mother having passed barely two months ago. She's (the new woman) almost moved in at this point, considering how many nights in a row she stays over. The question I'm asking is is he a narcissist? He is using a woman to get over another woman. I also don't think he's facing reality.
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How do you go from "dad is dating another woman to get over moms death" to "he's a narcissist"? These 2 things have nothing in common.

Also he is facing reality. Unless he's trying to pretend that other woman is his dead wife the simple fact that he's dating someone else means that he accepted that his wife had died.
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He is not over your moms death at all he just feels a big empty hole in his heart this woman just fills the hole temporarily. Probably the reason she lives with you now, poor guy is just sad and afraid of being alone.
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>>17845209
Hang the fuck on, I've seen this thread before...

Yeah, in fact, I last saw it about a week ago
How do I know you're not a troll?

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Oh shit /adv/

I've become a believer in astrology

I'm well aware that it's pseudoscience and all the arguments against it

And that there's no reason the stars should influence our personalities

And aware that most horoscopes and astrology articles are written to be so general that they apply to anyone

But I've read some sites and articles that are just so fucking spot-on with their explanations and predictions that, well, I freaked out

And now I can't help it

I believe

How crazy is this, /adv/?

Just don't send me to /x/
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It's not any crazier to believe in astrology than to believe in Meyers-Briggs types; both have the same amount of evidence supporting them (i.e. 0 besides anecdotal "omg that is soooo me" examples)

Humans create certain archetypes in order to better understand the world around them, and these archetypes often correspond to reality enough to be significant even if they have no empirical basis. Whatever
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I literally read the same horoscope website every day, until I noticed they repeated their horoscopes in a big loop. If that doesn't tell you it's a bunch of bullshit to create ad revenue, then you are dense.

Also,

Deuteronomy 18:9-12

When you come into the land that the Lord your God is giving you, you shall not learn to follow the abominable practices of those nations. There shall not be found among you anyone who burns his son or his daughter as an offering, anyone who practices divination or tells fortunes or interprets omens, or a sorcerer or a charmer or a medium or a necromancer or one who inquires of the dead, for whoever does these things is an abomination to the Lord. And because of these abominations the Lord your God is driving them out before you.

Leviticus 19:31

Do not turn to mediums or necromancers; do not seek them out, and so make yourselves unclean by them: I am the Lord your God.
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Its a money making scheme that prays off stupid housewifes with broad reaching themes. Ita horseshit and if you cant see that, then you really are braindead

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Anons of all genders and alignments, I'm curious to know the spectrum of opinions here:

Do you expect your partner to have a shaved butthole?
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>>17845021
I don't expect it. But I would ask, as I think it's prettier that way. I wouldn't mind helping them shave.
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>>17845021
Depends on how hairy he is. Trimming I actually prefer over shaving.
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Op here, I'll start off.

I personally believe the comfiest relationship is one where you come to a mutual agreement about the lack of a need to shave down there. That's how my ex girlfriend and I had it for two years.

But then again, neither of us were into butt stuff.

It has been 3 years since I split with my ex

I am still hung up on her but getting by. However, I have developed serious issues regarding her.

She has become the sole object of my sexual fantasies, more often than not involving other men. The idea of her with another man destroys me inside yet also turns me on. She was not a slutty girl at all but she loved sex and I accept that she must be getting it on a regular basis. I know she had a boyfriend for a while and it drove me half insane. I am obsessed with the idea her new partners will be better than me in all departments, have massive cocks etc.

I know it is perfectly natural and to be expected that your ex moves on and dates/fucks other people. I don't know why I have such a hard time dealing with it. I have serious attachment/rejection issues which probably stem from childhood. I do not have the emotional maturity to deal with my ex being with other men. The jealousy drives me insane yet at the same time, it has become the only way I can get off alone. I prefer to use my imagination and concoct fantasies involving her rather than other than porn. But even watching porn I try to find women that resemble her etc. Weird thing is I literally can't even picture her properly anymore, she's just a memory now that I can't let go of.

All this stuff makes me feel so fucking pathetic. Its cuck tier shit but its honestly causing me psychological turmoil that spills over into depression. It wouldn't be half as bad if I was getting laid but I'm not, I haven't had sex since she left me.

I need help with this pathetic and embarrassing issue. I need to let her go in general but it honestly feels impossible. What the fuck do I do?
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Hmm if I heard this at a bar, or over some chat app, I would see it as a challenge to make you forget.
I guess that's to say dare to share those thoughts with some other girl, even if you're not too interested in her.
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>>17844998

For real? I would never have the balls to confide this shit with a woman, or even a therapist for that matter

/adv/ is literally the only place I could conceive telling anyone
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You say literally a lot, op.

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I learned that you don't really need to have a good body to get girls persay. Like you cant be grossly overweight and get good looking girls but the main thing is the face and features on the face. Well turns out my face and features are kinda shit
>Acne on skin
>Full beard but I dont like how I look but I need it to cover my double chin
>Teeth are not as white as they could be but cant go to a dentist

Basically I wanna fix my problems with my facial features, I know there is a sticky on /fa/ for this but I rather hear it from people who have tried things before instead of someone making notes.
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For acne, it is kind of hard to deal with. Best you can do is drink lots of water, get some cardio, change pillow case every day, and use a decent face wash/ moisturizer. Most products that claim to help acne aren't really so great, hell probably soap would do. I'd only wash with soap once a day. And try and avoid too much sugary stuff. It is not fair some people can have all they want and have perfectly smooth skin. But that is the way it is.

And exercise if you wanna get rid of double chin, drink lots of water and eat at least decently. If you have a habit of drinking soda try replacing it with something like iced tea. Has sugar still but not as much as soda.

For teeth, at the store you can buy these tartar scrapers that can be good for getting plaque off of teeth. It is like those tools dentists have and you can get a kit for cheap. You can use baking soda to brush once a week and that will help. Drink soda and sugary drinks or coffee through a straw so it wont stain teeth. Also there is this thing called oil pulling, you can get coconut oil, swish it around in mouth for 30 minutes if you have a chance, and that will clean them well. Coconut oil can be used as moisturizer as well for face
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>>17844951
This re acne. Other than sugary stuff, avoid overly salty foods. Also no deep-fried things. Like no crisps or so. Less white flour.
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>>17844951
DON'T use coconut oil as moisturizer on the face. It is too oily and will clog pores, causing even more acne.

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Am I overthinking this, or is it weird?

>have bf of several years
>hes worked for his company 3 years
>work christmas party last night
>over the years, I have come to know all his coworkers
>while not that close, we will all chat and hang out occasionally, they are all very sweet to me

>all but one
>every year this one woman from bf's work will completely avoid/ignore me right in front of my bf
>my bf introduced me to her the first year, and she ignored me
>some point in that night, she approached my bf right in front of me and massaged his shoulders, he responded awkwardly
>the next year, while still ignoring me the entire party, bf and i danced and she tried to dance with him while i was dancing with him
>bf didn't advance and we moved but it was weird

>this year, bf would get up to chat with coworkers, she'd follow and only speak to him when I was not around
>i went to the bathroom and I came back and all his coworkers were just talking about how she came to the table as I was gone

>to top it off, I caught her filming my boyfriend during christmas party games and while he got food. No one else, only my bf. I had a clear view of her (she sat at the table in front of us) and it was recorded to her phone, it wasnt like directly to snapchat or anything.

My bf talked about her a few times last night. Nothing strange, he talked about her as he does most his coworkers.

I don't want to talk about it to bf, because I think she has a crush on him, however, my bf's attitude towards her implies to me that he is either oblivious or knows, but is trying to remain awkwardly casual with someone he sees daily.

I don't know how to act around people like this. It makes me upset. I feel powerless because if I did say something to her or about her, I'd probably come off as catty or jealous or petty. At the same time, I feel disrespected and weird, because I have a good relationship with all his coworkers while one actively avoids me and hits on him. What do? What feel?
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I 100% guarantee the two of them have fucked.
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>>17844900
What makes you assume this?
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She seems more like a stalker to me, my Gf agrees.

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