What do I need to do to get a girlfriend like this?

>>17843526
Become a person she'd be interested in, which usually boils down to funny, confident and interesting. Everything else is a bonus.

Just don't. Something like that is high maintenance.

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>>17843526
Stop reading 4chan for starters.

swipe right. match. tell her she looks fat

>>17843526
Funny confident and interesting is true.

...but so is being tall, being white, being muscular. Nobody wants to believe looks matter, but they do. You could get a girl *like* her, but it's going to be an uphill battle if you are not conventionally physically attractive, which means having at least two of the three aforementioned traits.