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>Start talking to girl
>Attempting to connect with girl
>Date girl, have fun
>Fuck girl
>As soon as I leave hers I feel like all connection is gone, I feel nothing, feel happy to be single again


WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING

ITS like I genuinely cant have a coupley romantic connection, my brain just doesnt care. I get laid, Im satisfied, time to go back to wandering the earth solo/with my buddys because thats just what I do and its what I like

Am I just not in the right period of my life for a relationship?

All I want out of a relationship is a hot/cute girl that likes to hang out and we fuck on the regular. I dont need anyone else, I dont need emotional support or backup or any of that. Im good! Im pretty happy on my own in that regard

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>Be 19 year old aspie
>Lose house due to family issues
>Move in with friend, his gf and her baby
>Be emotional wreck? I don't know but I was having some serious grieving issues
>Like ones where you fake being sad but know you should feel sad and feel like a monster
>family member died, owner of said house
>I loved this family member a lot. they practically raised me and housed me for 6 years
>But still felt sort of fed up with watching them pass, like kind of "get on with it"
>I know I suck royally
>That being said, none of the actions I mention forthwith are justified in anyway because of this
>Just sort of giving context
>I don't know how to greentext correctly
>Anywho
>I started living with my best and only friend
>He had a slutty girlfriend and a baby that turned out wasn't his
>The girl was okay, terrific ass though
>She would wear panties around the house and stay up with me watching shit all night
>Always taking her bra off through her shirt when my friend when to sleep
>It seemed like she really wanted it
>My will power was weak and one night I brought home beer
>We got drunk fucked in the kitchen
>This continued for 4 MONTHS behind his back
>We get as close as two cheaters can be
>She said she loves me
>I foolishly caught feelings
>Terrible idea since, around him, she was still his girlfriend
>When he bitches enough she'll have sex with him
>Would hear it
>Get super pissed
>Subject myself to 4 months worth of self inflicted torture
>Slowly hate best friend
>Want him to die so I can inherent this whore
>One day they get into a huge fight, he's leaving
>She begs him to stay, wailing like I'm not even around
>"But I can't live without you"
>Locks herself in the bathroom
>Friend leaves the next day
>I am elated
>Tell him I'll take care of things
>Finally sleep next to a person I love
>Feel like my goal as a human being has almost been completed
>Almost

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18yr old male, no friends, no partners, basically no social circles. I used to be depressed but no more, I've decided to change my life and help myself.

The thing is, I've come to identify as non sexual, although I enjoy intimacy with someone I care about and I 'might' enjoy sex.

Problem is though, I feel I can get intimate with someone by eating their feces during anal sex. Drinking urine is also something I would like to try. It's not the culinary pleasure (it does taste like shit) and I don't lack any dietary nutrients; However It's the emotional and intimate bond I have with my parnter. I also wasn't emotionally or physically abused by my parents so I don't believe it's a mental disorder.

There was this beautiful, baby faced brown eyed androgynous woman I befriended a couple of years ago. I never felt sexual attraction just by looking at her naked body but the closer I got to her, the more attraction I felt towards her romantically. I can honestly say that none of her bodily fluids disgust me anymore. She's farted, vomited, urinated and it still doesn't repulse me.

If I tell disclose my fetish will it make her disgusted?

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Family member got scammed big. Lost so much money and savings thanks to con artist. He pretended to provide migration services, had office and company. All fraud. later it's discovered he closed company, stolen money. He now has different front, services for schools. He is lawyer without license and is well covered by law. Problem also I'm not in same country and anything is costly. I know some who are though. And I know his home address.

I reported to police online, nothing came out of it. I thought I could either keep pressing him by mailing letters or hire anyone cheap to negotiate on our behalf. Thought of PI but they might be expensive and won't get us back money. Don't know what to do...

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Name three positive things a woman can offer me that I don't already have access to.

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Why do guys lose respect for women they have sex with outside of relationships? Is there anything a woman can do to maintain this respect?

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Hey /adv/ !

Last night I found a bottle half full of Jägermeister in the middle of the street while going back home.

I smelt it to check if there was no suspicious stuff in it and it seems to be only alcohol in there

What do?

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/adv/ how the hell do you beat social anxiety? In my past i was bullied and betrayed hard by all sorts of people and i hold back feelings of revenge among all sorts of other emotions. Im a big ball of trust issues and stress. I want to let new people in my life but i just can't do it. It's just too damn hard. I feel like an alien with a human costume on. How do you let all of this shit go and move on with your life?

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I'm 21 and have a three week old son...

Drifting in and out of depression ever since he was born. I can see a happy side to this but I can't help think the odds are against me.

Can't even get along with my girlfriends kind and helpful family members because I'm so emotional and mindfucked everything bothers me when I visit her house to help her and they are around all the time.

Me and her don't really connect on a deep level and share our thoughts honestly.. which is troubling

just 2 years ago I was beginning to accept the fact that I was a crappy selfish insecure person and that I was probably just going to pursue my shallow interests for the rest of my life and hopefully someday get the pleasures and comfort I thought I deserved.

and now I'm suddenly responsible for an innocent baby's happiness or misery. I know what having a fucked up childhood does to people, my dad had an abusive alcoholic for a father and to this day I've never seen such a good person in so much pain.

anyway I've got tears in my eyes and i don't even know where I'm going with this but if anyone has any advice or knows where to go for some I could use it.

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Hey /adv/. Long story short, my eating disorder has been really hard to deal with this past week or so. I've been restricting my calories (~300 a day) and I've lost 8 pounds this week.

Here's the problem: I haven't said anything about it to my boyfriend. He knows something is up but is assuming it's the fact that I'm on my period and thinks that's why I'm so upset this week. I feel like an AWFUL girlfriend for not saying anything, but whenever I tell him I feel like an annoyance and that makes me spiral downwards even worse. We're in a long distance relationship, have been for over a year now, and I know a huge part of that depends on trust, and I don't know if I'm breaking his trust not telling him about this. It just seems easier for me to let it all happen and eventually I'll tell myself to eat normally again, I always do. I don't know what to do, I need other points of view.

tldr; haven't told my boyfriend that ny eating disorder is worse again, am I a bad girlfriend? am I breaking his trust by not telling him,

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Today I heard that my co workers were robbed last night and I'm concerned for them because it seems like they're illegally here. To sum things up someone robbed the store (it's like a 7 Eleven) and apparently the person who was working when the store got robbed is being charged $50 dollars because he had "too much money" in the drawer but it was $150.

Are their rights being violated in anyway? I was thinking of contacting an attorney on their behalf since they're bad at english (indian dudes)

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>Be me, about to leave the house in a few months
>Family is very anti-porn (Yes it's one of these situations)
>Have my desktop in my room
>Decided to use my 55-inch tv as a fucking desktop monitor
>My sister lives above me
>She has sensitive hearing and makes every opportunity she can to complain when it gets loud
>Be tonight
>Working through a porn addiction
>Gotta beat the meat, it's one of the days of the week that my therapist says I can
>Samurai Jacking it off to some poorly Dubbed Hentai
>Sister hears it and comes downstairs
>Walks in quietly and forgets to knock
>Before you say it, I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING LOCK ON MY DOOR
>The first thing I hear is her gasp
>Turn around with my willy out while hentai is playing on my giant tv
>fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
>I'm speechless, closing tabs
>Sister is staring at me, telling me I "need to get help" and asks if the rest of my family knows
>I'm trying to hide my jewels whilst telling her that I'm seeing a therapist for this and that she shouldn't have knocked whilst apologizing and begging her to not tell anyone this happened
>Sister makes condescending comments and just abruptly closes my door
>I sit there, dick out, blank mind


What the hell am I supposed to do, to cope, to deal with this, how to interact with family now? I mean, my sister leaves for college in 20 days, but what does this mean for me and my relationship with my sister. How do I cope with this kind of thing, I feel an immense sense of guilt, shame, and obviously embarrassment. I know as much as to not say a word about it to anyone, especially my sister.

Has anyone been in a similar situation

Help.

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Hello everyone I am a 20 year old full time college student who also works 25 hours a week, and this month between my car payment and other bills I have almost run out of money completely I currently have 30 dollars in my bank account to get me through this month. I am sure that most of you have your own financial issues especially with the holidays coming up, but if any of you have even a dollar you could spare I would be very thankful. This month with finals I had to miss some days of work to take my tests. I have never asked anyone for a handout before, I was taught to work hard every single day and to earn your own keep but at this point I don't know what else to do and don't have anyone else to go to. I am thankful to anyone who is able to spare some money and one thing that I will absolutely promise is that I will pay it forward. If you can spare anything my Venmo account name is @KeepGoing thanks once again to everyone who is able to help.

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Gym stalker, what do.

>Go to golds every day to lift
>Yesterday someone whistled at me from the cardio stuff, but at the time I couldn't tell who it was between two people
>Whatever
>Notice this woman working out with what looks to be her father, she appears to be in her mid-late twenties, and he's easily pushing his 60s
>I walked by her on the way to the water fountain and she gave me this startled look
>Think nothing of it
>Come in today
>Gym employee who works the front desk asked to talk to me when I walked in
>Said that I should keep my eyes peeled because he saw that girl creeping on me big time yesterday whenever I wasn't looking
>He said that her dad literally had to stop her and tell her that "she needed to control herself because people can see you", and that she was following me out of the gym to the parking lot, when her dad stopped her
>Says that there is really something off about her and her dad and to just keep an eye out

So at first, I just thought she was some random strange woman. Now even one of the gym employees is telling me to be on the lookout because something isn't right with them, and that the girl was fucking following me.

Should I be concerned? I feel like I'm going to get stabbed while walking to or from my car or some shit.

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I'm a fairly healthy sized, slim bodied girl, with light curves and lightly muscled (I do marshal arts and swim semi regularly), but have a slightly less than flat stomach, which I hate and want to get rid off.

My boyfriend, on the other hand, wants me to gain weight as he likes voluptuous women.

It's a lose lose situation; If I lose weight, he'll find me less attractive, but if I gain weight I'll probably be unhealthy and will also not find myself attractive.
What do I do?