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I fucked up!
I talked to my ex whose dating this guy I hate, and out of morbid curiosity I asked how the sex life is going. She told me that he has made her cum every time they have sex, which I could never do.
I'm way more athletic, while he's fat, does drugs, and depressed, but he's a "sweetheart."
My reasoning was that she taught herself how to cum on her own after we broke up and before she found that guy, but who fucking knows.
Anyways, I feel like less of a man, and I want to die.
Is it my fault?
Should I use bleach or a noose to kill myself?
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Seems to me like she`s lying, OP. Did things end badly between the two of you?
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>>18052989
she is just trying to make you feel bad. dont talk to your fucking exes, moron
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>>18052989
You're a fucking retard dude, what did you expect her to say to you? Of course she's gonna tell you he makes her cum whether he does or doesn't. I doubt she went around telling people you couldn't make her cum because of exactly how that would make a guy feel.
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Okay, so here we go.
I met this girl on roleplay forum (yeah, I know, I`m a loser, hahaha, but regular porn just doesn`t do it for me anymore) and we were doing a rape/sex slavery story. So we got on to talking and I assumed she was either a fat goth or 50 shades of grey housewife, or even an online transvestite, but then I found out she was a qt (no catfishing going on there, we`ve used cams a lot).
We started talking about regular stuff and it turns out she`s a really sweet girl with a naughty side and she loves cutesy stuff. So now we`re thinking of meeting up. But the problem is, she`s probably expecting the tough guy persona I put on online, and not the manlet I am in real life.
What do I do? How do I turn myself from what I am to what I pretend to be?
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>>18052925
You already know shes degenerate. Pump and dump
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Oh, I know she`s a degenerate alright, that`s why I want to keep her. She claims to be a virgin, but I don`t care either way.
The real problem is me, I`m too much of a beta and I put out a real alpha image during our chats.
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How much of a manlet are you
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Nonprescription meds for growling stomach
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I've been having this issue for probably better half of my life now, but lately it seems to have been much worse. I keep randomly getting these loud stomach growls, no matter if I'm hungry or just ate. At times they even sound like weird farts. I feel like everyone has labeled me as that guy who farts constantly at work already. They don't feel like farts tho, it feels like whatever is moving there doesn't leave the stomach. With farts you can feel something exiting your anus.
I realise that the most likely contributing factor is my erratic food schedule and combination of shitty cooking skills and addiction to junk food. What I'm asking for is specifically meds that could ease the growling so that I'm not heard in the entire office and they're not thinking that I'm constantly farting. Nonprescription in EU.
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How about trying to eat better?
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>>18052914
Male/Female?
Height and Weight?
You need to fix your diet. Fork over the info.
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Forgot to mention. There's also surges of various kinds of pain from time to time, usually separate from the growls. I can handle the pain tho. It's not as obvious.
>>18052934
Male, mid-20s. I haven't checked Height and Weight for like 4 years. Last time I checked height was ~185cm. I've always been a bit underweight, but lately started to grow a bit of a gut.
Already said that I'm not looking for diet advice. It's just not something that I can make work short time.
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How do I cheat on my girlfriend? I'm sick of this relationship but I don't want to be lonely. I want to monkey branch onto someone else. What do I do? I'm 21 in 4 months so I csnt go out to bars and I've been out of the game for a while.
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Faggot. Solitude is gratifying if you live on your own terms. Only losers get lonely. I'd say to be a man and dump your girl before you fuck around, but we all know you're just a little boy and being a man is probably too much to expect from you.
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>>18052900
You end the relationship faggot.
I've been cheated on twice by girls. One serious long term and one not so much. Don't put anyone through that pain while also fucking their trust for life. Just end it.
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>>18052970
What this guy says. You seem to only care about yourself.End the relationship or end your life
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How do I choose an online handle that won't get me laughed at? Had bad experiences with it in high school and even now. I've changed it multiple times but nothing I come up with works.
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I prefer funny/ironic/intentionally shitty handles.
So that way if people hate on them, I can join right in on making jokes.
For instance "Horsepssy"
I tell people i'm a horse psychic if they take it the wrong way. I never use this handle tho, it's better to not be consistent with them because it increases the odds of your handle being associated with you IRL.
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Here is my advice:
>Combine two random and common words like Purple Money, Pure Keyboard
>Pick a random name like Johnny. Who fucking cares. It's Johnny.
>No Japanese sounding names ever
>No memes
>No fads
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>>18052879
What worked for me that I like is take your First two letters of your last name then the first three of your first name and mix it.
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I have a creepy neighbor.
I live with my fiance, and we moved in about 3 months ago. One day, I ran into my next door neighbor. I was carrying a gun case, and he apparently likes guns as well. We chatted for about 15 minutes. Next day, I get facebook and instagram requests.
A few weeks later, we were watching football. A knock on the door... it is him asking if we are watching the game (he could hear us cheering). He comes in. Keep in mind, we are a little drunk at this point, so nicer than normal. In hindsight, horrible idea. He stays for 8 hours. In this 8 hours, he keeps going back and forth between our two apartments, bringing us things he thinks we'd like, including homemade food (in the garbage), movies, books, candles, etc.
We kept saying we had to go bed. Hell, I even fell asleep. We'd stand up and walk to the door, open it, and he'd have "just one more thing" to talk about. It was him talking for hours, about past relationships, saying he hasn't "been with a woman in awhile," and his political views about how Hitler really didn't hate the Jews.
We do our best to avoid him since. He catches us constantly, as we have to pass his door to get to ours. He will talk for 15 minutes about nonsense, usually bringing up random facts about his non-existent dating life or facts about things like "I used to body build."
I'd say he swings by at least once a week, stays for 30 minutes, despite us being obviously uninterested. He stopped me on the way to work to tell me he had a flower for my fiance and he thinks I should give it to her. Then, the night before valentine's, he knocked on the door, so you know, I could get it. Then on Valentines day (at 10), he knocked to see how it went. If we don't answer, he just knocks until we do bc he can see we are home.
What do we do? Being too mean seems like a bad idea, since he seems a bit crazy.
tl;dr- my neighbor is creepy, annoying, and won't leave me alone. Wat do?
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Other information about him:
He is 38. He lives alone, clearly. His apartment looks like he just moved in, but he has been there for 2 years. Boxes upon boxes everywhere. He owns about 10 guns. His ex is a swinger. Also, fun fact, when he was 19, someone tried to get him to take steroids, but he didn't want to.
Sorry, that last one was just thrown in because he brings it up all the damn time.
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>>18052821
he just wants a friend
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>>18052834
I know. But it is constant. I feel bad for the guy, but lets say he knocks, we open the door, and we are doing laundry, or eating dinner, he won't take the hint that it is a bad time. And he won't go away. Especially after coming home from work all day, and we just want to relax.
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My ex broke up with me three weeks ago, subsequently claiming she hates me now, never wants to be with me again, doesn't love me anymore, etc. However, she:
>kept two pictures of us on her Instagram, despite deleting all others
>refused to delete those for some reason
>put up a status to days ago with a song that was obviously referencing us
Why is she doing this? Is this just further emotional torture?
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Sounds to me like she`s cray2.
How did you two break up? Did anyone cheat?
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>>18052795
>emotional torture
All the more reason to delete/unfollow her from everywhere and go no contact
You're torturing yourself
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She is doing this because of personal reasons.
You know you could still try to fuck her and get back together.
how do i stop acting like an autist around black people irl
every time I talk to a black person who "acts black" as in has a sort of ebonic dialect i become a huge autist and think they think i'm a loser, and my nervousness makes them think I dont like them because they're black or something
I just feel like a piece of shit that my mind subconsciously creates another category for interaction with black people even if all that race realist bullshit is true. I don't do that if there was a black person I met online and later found out they were black, and I dont see them differently after finding out they're black
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Stop being autistic and become cool.
Listen to r&b or jazz
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>>18052800
i listen to r&b and jazz all the time
i listen to rap, funk, neo-soul, blues, all that shit
thats why i feel so weird that i'm uncomfortable around black people
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>>18052784
That's your superior white genes telling you to treat monkeys like the monkeys they are.
Next time don't even acknowledge their existence.
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So I put all my eggs in one basket. I was supposed to be leaving in 12 days to change careers. I put my two weeks in at work and I notified my landlord in leaving at the end of the month. Now it's looking like I won't get the job because of a technicality. What do I do? The likelyhood of me getting another job with full-time hours isn't very good, and I already told my family I'm going. I will have $1400 to my name, and I'm honestly thinking about moving out of state (which I was going to do anyways) and not telling anyone the real truth.
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>>18052768
Just cancel everything and remain in your current situation until you have that other job. I've seen it so many times with different people in just the span of two years where they return to the job after saying they are going to quit.
However if you have a plan that can work off of $1400 you can go with that as well.
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>>18052776
No plan. I have a skill that is in demand literally anywhere though. The only problem is it's hard to get a job without a home and it's even harder to get a home without a job.
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>>18052790
I don't know the extent to which you say you need a home but you could try one of those roommate searches where you rent out a room in someones house. My friend used one to move himself and get a job. He stayed with this couple that was in their 30s that let him have his own room. He got to use all of their stuff as if they were parents. The only thing he really had to get himself was food to eat but it was cool since sometimes they brought food home and shared it.
So it'll depend on who you find and how long they agree to let you stay. I think my friend stayed with that couple for 5 months. That's a start if you do want to take your $1400 and still move out.
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So I tried anal last year and the guy was huge (white guy).
A year goes by and I start noticing lumps on my ass. I go to the doctor and he says I have to do a bunch of exams and stuff like that and might even have to undergo anal reconstruction surgery.
What do? I don`t want the family to find out but it`s hard to undergo all the procedures alone.
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Eh just go get the surgery
Mr hands died because he was too embarrassed to go to a hospital after having anal.
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>>18052826
Is there any way to get the surgery without having family and friends find out?
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>>18052841
if you live on your own and have your own insurance, yeah. if they find out you had some surgery claim you had your appendix removed.
just pray you dont need to get it removed 'again'
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I've just turned 22. But I swear I still feel 15. Even my little sister seems more mature then me now. I feel so powerless and not ready for being an adult. I have no real life experiences. I've wasted my youth and I feel like it's too late to do so many things now. I don't have stupid teenage experiences, no close friends,didn't improve my talents, not a great student, can't carry a convo and it's too late to catch up on all these stuff, now I'm expected to become independent and ready for adult life. It's too late to achieve my childhood goals, and it's pointless to live to be stuck in a job that I don't love, in a country that I hate and no friends to share my emotions with.
Only thing that gives me peace is knowing that I can kill myself if things get too shitty. I want a purpose to live, I don't wanna be just another dude who lived a pointless life and died.
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Bruh, thousands of cunts on this site feel the same way. Even me . we're all just kids pretending to be adults.
Noone is born woth knowledge how to live a good life. Noone has any idea what they're doing.
Learn new things! Live new experiences! Who gives a shit what people think!
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>>18053280
Not just this site, I'm 21 and most people my age feel that way. Hell I know plenty of people in their late 20s that still don't consider themselves grown up
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>22 mother fucking years old
>I've wasted my youth
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How come I can't actually attract white women? I just started online dating, and I'm white. This is a recent list of girls I've matched with in the last few days on tinder.
>Filipino tranny (quite convincing)
>Black girl
>Black girl
>Black girl
>Mexican girl
>Chilean girl
>A thai tranny that speaks broken english
>Egyptian girl
>Girl from iran who is probably stuck here (lmfao)
Seriously, I live in a 99% white area, yet the majority of my matches are either hispanic girls, black girls,or some other kind of ethnicity. Then when I finally do match with a white girl, they seem super fucking stuck up in comparison to these other women.
Should I just start dating these girls, and "girls", or continue my quest to actually find a white girl to date?
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Are they attractive? Iranian women are usually beautiful.
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There's an erotic factor to dating someone outside of your race
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>>18052673
It's a well-known fact that Tinder matches you with different races to promote racial diversity.
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How to deal with thoughts of you dying in the distant future? 2017-02-15 09:53:21 Post No.18052655
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How to deal with thoughts of you dying in the distant future?
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I've recently had another grandad die around 6 months ago and I recently turned 24 just last year with me being 25 this year, it scares me honestly.
I know this isn't the first and I know deep down everyone is scared of their death in the end but it still gets to me, this is my only life you know?
It's hard to explain but have you ever seen the peep show where the camera is the person? That is what I feel like, like thinking these thoughts and realising that one day I won't open my eyes is something that could cripple me if I let it.
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>>18052655
What exactly is bad about dying? There is a natural instinct to stay alive, but if you set that down and think about it, there isn't much about death to be afraid of, except possibly the act that brings you to death.
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I'm terrified of death because I cheated on my girlfriend towards the beginning of our relationship because it wasn't going anywhere and I never told her and now I'm afraid I'm going to suffer for eternity but I love her and don't want to lose her. Otherwise, I would not fear death but the whole concept of being in another dimension or even erased from existence just completely fucks with me
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>>18052694
OP here.
Because there is just so much to experience, so much to know and so much to improve yourself (like right now I'm getting /fit/ have been since December) and I just don't want me or people around me to go but at the same time I don't want us to be immortal since eventually I imagine you will be numb to everything and that
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>girl (friend) always gives me an attitude when she talks to me
>we always argue
>call each other names, etc. etc.
>keeps making fun of me for being single
Whats her deal? She only does this with me btw, she has a lot of friends too.
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>>18052596
how do you know she only does this with you?
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Girls sometimes enjoy having punching bags. There`s always one person in the group that everyone makes fun of, like Elaine on Seinfeld.
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>>18052598
because she said so.
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24y old handholdless virgin here. I've suffered from depression for years but am now being treated, and I'm getting more confident and fit by the day.
What is the youngest age girl I can realistically and ethically have sex with? The age of consent is 15 were I live. I am a university student.
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>>18052565
>Realistically
we dont know. realistically any age thats willing, but we dont know whos willing.
there is no strict ethic code, everyones is different. the standard joke in america is half your page + 7.
so the best you should iam for is 19, but people break the rule all the time with no issue.
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>>18052565
rule of thumb is agre/2+7
but realistically its 15. But girls at that age are real chore to deal with.
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>>18052565
>The age of consent is 15 were I live