I have a creepy neighbor.
I live with my fiance, and we moved in about 3 months ago. One day, I ran into my next door neighbor. I was carrying a gun case, and he apparently likes guns as well. We chatted for about 15 minutes. Next day, I get facebook and instagram requests.
A few weeks later, we were watching football. A knock on the door... it is him asking if we are watching the game (he could hear us cheering). He comes in. Keep in mind, we are a little drunk at this point, so nicer than normal. In hindsight, horrible idea. He stays for 8 hours. In this 8 hours, he keeps going back and forth between our two apartments, bringing us things he thinks we'd like, including homemade food (in the garbage), movies, books, candles, etc.
We kept saying we had to go bed. Hell, I even fell asleep. We'd stand up and walk to the door, open it, and he'd have "just one more thing" to talk about. It was him talking for hours, about past relationships, saying he hasn't "been with a woman in awhile," and his political views about how Hitler really didn't hate the Jews.
We do our best to avoid him since. He catches us constantly, as we have to pass his door to get to ours. He will talk for 15 minutes about nonsense, usually bringing up random facts about his non-existent dating life or facts about things like "I used to body build."
I'd say he swings by at least once a week, stays for 30 minutes, despite us being obviously uninterested. He stopped me on the way to work to tell me he had a flower for my fiance and he thinks I should give it to her. Then, the night before valentine's, he knocked on the door, so you know, I could get it. Then on Valentines day (at 10), he knocked to see how it went. If we don't answer, he just knocks until we do bc he can see we are home.
What do we do? Being too mean seems like a bad idea, since he seems a bit crazy.
tl;dr- my neighbor is creepy, annoying, and won't leave me alone. Wat do?
Other information about him:
He is 38. He lives alone, clearly. His apartment looks like he just moved in, but he has been there for 2 years. Boxes upon boxes everywhere. He owns about 10 guns. His ex is a swinger. Also, fun fact, when he was 19, someone tried to get him to take steroids, but he didn't want to.
Sorry, that last one was just thrown in because he brings it up all the damn time.
>>18052821
he just wants a friend
>>18052834
I know. But it is constant. I feel bad for the guy, but lets say he knocks, we open the door, and we are doing laundry, or eating dinner, he won't take the hint that it is a bad time. And he won't go away. Especially after coming home from work all day, and we just want to relax.
You have to tell him in a firm, but polite way to fuck off.
>>18052860
This.
"Guy, we both really like you as a person, but you're going to have to stop making reasons for dropping by everyday."
Something along those lines