Choose an online handle

I prefer funny/ironic/intentionally shitty handles.

So that way if people hate on them, I can join right in on making jokes.

For instance "Horsepssy"

I tell people i'm a horse psychic if they take it the wrong way. I never use this handle tho, it's better to not be consistent with them because it increases the odds of your handle being associated with you IRL.

Here is my advice:

>Combine two random and common words like Purple Money, Pure Keyboard
>Pick a random name like Johnny. Who fucking cares. It's Johnny.
>No Japanese sounding names ever
>No memes
>No fads

>>18052879
What worked for me that I like is take your First two letters of your last name then the first three of your first name and mix it.

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>>18052879
Of course you've been failing at picking new handles. You don't realise that a handle has already picked you and your fates are tied together.

I've had to decrypt a quantum-entagled data warehouse, but I found it. Your handle. I dumped it in pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/Upema9GX

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>>18052879
Dood, is not about the name is aboot the attitude. Grow some balls and stop giving a fuck. It's just a combination of letters.

random adjective random noun/small jumble of letters

done

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>>18052966
http://creativityforyou.com/combomaker.html + https://www.random.org/strings/ =

technicalchemistY4JrIlaIEL

favoriteupstairsKuD7QPeapV

arbitraryacademicTqSr5HrPCc

usedclearancezclpJvNENu

majorjudgmentciAy5exhey

managerialsignal2XlUOPyXeK