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Programming is the shittiest field ever.

Elder wizards work for professional pay, consummate professionals work for 20-something pay, and 20-somethings usually work for free. Supply and demand will always govern your pay, and the copy-paste nature of programming code inflates the supply. If you're Polish, learn a job which uses your hands and feet. The people who write code for a living will pay you a week's salary per hour if you can fix their broken house for them.

>>18050105
i'm weak and inept physically. You can't just learn that, you need to go to school for XX years. Then you need to be good and marketable to even get hired, which is maybe 5% of all those people. Then you can start earning money.
I'll pass.
I'll pass.

>>18050105
Its shitty because its asocial and bad for your health. Eventually you get croocked back, mouse arm, become short sighted and so on.

But its not shit pay, not for 20 somethings, and its certainly not just copy paste if youre doing serious stuff.

Im currently taking part in implementing a new ledger system for a finnancial institution. You dont exactly want to lose any money, and you need to be able to deliver reports which are CORRECT despite everything that can go wrong going wrong.

>>18050048
Can we just have a sticky on this board that says "Fuck what people say, do what you want to do"?

>>18050048
>Is being in one relationship actually a bad thing if you're actually happy?
Your so called "friends" are most likely jealous that you found a stable relationship and are happy, while they are not. They sound like bad people

>>18050048
everything is fine if you are happy, sex with randoms isn't nearly as fulfilling as a loving relationship

Couldn't hurt, but this is really the wrong place to ask.

The lethal dose depends on the size of the dog and the type of chocolate. The killer serving is approximately one ounce of milk chocolate, one-third ounce of semisweet chocolate, or one-tenth ounce of baker's chocolate per pound of dog.
If your dog ate more than this, you need to induce vomiting by giving him 2-3 tbsp of hydrogen peroxide by mouth. Wait 15 minutes, then repeat if he doesn't vomit. This will bring up the contents of his stomach.

>>18050030
Take him to the vet, now.

>>18050030
GO TO THE VET, DON'T RISK YOUR DOGGOS LIFE

By withholding your opinion, aka shutting the fuck up.

>>18049985

Spock tends to be smooth af, tho. Embrace your Spockness by not giving a fuck.

>>18049985
That would be illogical.

>>18049972
>with their brother
You've irredeemably fucked up now

>>18049972
Do weird things on purpose to take the edge off.

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>>18049999
Quads of truth. Alright will do!

>>18049958
>mentally
read

>physically
work out

I'll send you an invoice

>>18049967

I already do both thanks m8

>>18049958

>Maintain a sleeping schedule which includes at least the hours from midnight until 6am
>Eat healthy, lots of vegetables and enough protein
>Include everyday exercise to each day (take the stairs, walk to places, etc.)
>Talk to people at least a bit daily to maintain a healthy social life
>Do new things regularly to avoid apathy and boredom
>Keep living space clean and well organized (improves clarity of mind too)
>Spend time outdoors, preferably somewhere out in the nature (decreases stress hormones)

This is sort of a broad question, but those are some helpful and simple things to do daily to improve the quality of life in general.

Some people are adaptable.

If you want to be adaptable AT ALL, then you need to escape the prole mindset of thinking of "people" as one single thing.

People are different. The most adaptable man knows his audience.

>>18049956
Git gud

Kill them jonny.

>>18049880
one word... Rape

Talk to women.
Seriously it's not hard, it's just really uncomfortable.

Im 29, i'd like to have kids before i turn 30.
What do?

>>18049851
You should give her a lil kiss and thank her profusely for choosing you. Trust me, im a player

Don't mention it, just roll with it.

Let it mess with her head.

>>18049858
"Thank you for chooing faggot inc"
"We're happy to be of service to you."

>>18049840
>am I retarded
Sounds like it.
Try alcohol. Makes talking to girls easier.

>>18049848
I'm 20 and American and can't be assed to fake an id

>>18049859
What. Where im at alcohol is legal from 18 but a lot of places dont ask your ID, they just want to sell and teenagers are easy costumers. Is it really that hard to hang our with friends and drink? Get girls in there somewhere.

>>18049780
>>>/doctor/

What's poppin, what symptoms

>>18049794

head hurts a bit feels kinda tight
everything hurts back legs
feel very weak

>>18049791

thought of going out to clinic or anywhere makes me feel like vomitting

How about hi?

>>18049691
No shit, sherlock.

>>18049699
What's the problem, then?

I'm a 25 yr old manual labourer and I have a hot girlfriend

What could those two things possibly have to do with one another?

>>18049618
It's gonna be almost ten years and I can't finish (I'm lazy). So when I talk with a girl I like, I don't feel like the appropriate answer to the question 'what do you do?' is 'I've been trying to finish college for almost ten years.'.

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if you have the money call an electrician
if you're broke like the rest of 4chan then just try to fix yourself, idk just browse the net it's not hard.

literally a lot of doctors have started to use google to diagnose they're patients. if they do it, i think you can do something that basic

That shit happens every week where I work.
We just blame management for not selecting a proper supplier.

>women will have sex with doors but not u

1/20 is average.

If you're autisticly trying to apply some sort of mathematical formula to dating, I'd say that's what makes you a genetic loser.

>>18049455
Thanks.

I've felt like shit thinking I was a genetic loser.
asking fit told me I was extremelly ugly, even while I think I'm just average.

I guess I'll try to pickup more girls and hope to find someone.

>>18049460
Not really, from 20 girls I got their phone, only around 4-5 actually replied.

I want to know if this is normal or I am simply a genetic trash.

I haven't even gotten to the dating stage yet.