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Like with all other addictions you need to cut down on your usage and hopefully bring it to an end some day.

Exercise until exhaustion is a good way to go about it, do some push-ups or jogging every time you want to fap.

Everyone watches porn but shouldn't be more than 2-3 times a week.

>>18325844
>Everyone watches porn but shouldn't be more than 2-3 times a week.
>Everyone

fuck off, you mean every degenerate not everyone.

I used to be a porn addict, I stopped and now I can't get it up anymore.

>>18325708
Blindfold her and turn her around ..

>>18325729
Like with a towel and stuff?

That sounds kinda weird

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>>18325708
Try it and see how she reacts. Or tell her to turn around.

behave in manner as though you have a dick (literally) and balls (figuratively).

>>18325474
'Manly' is an aesthetic. Beard, muscles, sweat, dirt, tattoos, chip on the shoulder.

A beard is easy. It just takes time.
>"but I can't gr-"
No, really, let that shit grow. Once you see the weak spots you can work around them, 'cheat' even with clever trimming.
Time, and observation.

Already got a gym routine? Good
Otherwise: Get up five minutes earlier tomorrow, or go into work five minutes late. Do as many pushups, sit-ups, and squats as you can. Divide each of those numbers by 2. Do three sets of those halved numbers every M/W/F. T/H do jumping jacks.
It's no strong man routine, but it gets you moving.

Sweat? Turn on the oven, cook yourself some food. Baking shit is easy. Cookie sheet, aluminum foil. Set out your meat in the fridge the night before, then move it to the counter while the stove heats. While preheating, look up what temperature and how long to cook it for on the google. While it's cooking snag that pack of asparagus you totally bought earlier from the fridge. A slight drizzle of olive oil, a sprinkling of salt. When there's ten minutes left on timer throw the asparagus on the sheet beside the meat.
Be amazed at the taste, then go look up something actually healthy. Like salmon and rice, or so I've heard.

Dirt? Clean your dishes by hand, at least a few of them. Except silverware. Fuck silverware. Especially knives.

That's twenty minutes out of your day. Fifteen, if you've got a stove that preheats fast.

Oh, the chip on the shoulder? Crank your morning shower to cold for the last ten seconds. Just the body.
Don't stick your head under there.
That shit's cold.

Now you're masculine, because masculine is doing what's good for you and those around you. Manly is just a byproduct.

Look up "confidence guide". Really the communication and confidence is the most important, but being physically fit from working out and good hygeine are preferable.

>>18325432
Do you know how you do that gay shit that makes people cringe? Stop doing that.

>>18325467
I think its my voice desu I have this stupid fucking accent from too much tv as a kid and I have nothing to say to people

Spell out 'unrelated', presuming you meant to actually say 'unrelato', also never say 'unrelato' in real life if you fucking do that.

>>18325513
same for that desu shit. never again. stop. or anything japanese ever again outside of your smallest shittiest tightest group of weeaboo trash friends who literally can't help themselves when they gather and even then only ever in an unlit abandoned warehouse 2 miles away from any population centre.

And if you do anything like call yourself a memer, or say them out loud in real life stop that shit too.

Bonus points for never uttering a weeaboo meme for the rest of your vapid life.

>>18325381
Hey *anon who friendzoned me*, I'm not really looking for a friendship right now. Thanks for the amzing date (might wanna choose another word) but I don't think well work out that way. proceed to remove

>>18325381

Hey.

Forget her for a while. And then get back with her again. You can always sexually escalate

She doesn't have to like you as a guy

>>18325381
She wasn't right for you. Ghost her ass and move on.

Getting away from you obviously....you say nothing.

"Do you want to fuck or not?"

If you get a negative response, block and move on.

>>18325339
>didn't seem all that disinterested in me,


She umatched you three times
If that's not disinterested what is

You might advance a little if you keep pushing tho
She didn't blatantly reject you so you may orbit her if you want

Asking about relationships on 4chan lol

>>18325261
Yes, you get used to it...as with everything else in life. It is up to both the people to be aware and not let it get boring for each other.

It might not be as 'exciting' (read this as 'haven't had sex in a while and feels good') but usually they improve which makes for a much better experience. Also the cuddling is the cake, sex is just the cherry on top of it.

Well, do that faggoty thing where you flip a coin and choose option A for heads and B for tails, flip it, and whichever side you were hoping it landed on is what you actually want to do.

If you already know what you want to do but want someone else to talk you in/out of it, fuck you.

Take the leap ... it could lead to a new adventure bro... if what your saying is spot on about you guys being perfect for each other.

>>18325244
Mostly I just want someone to either knock some sense in to me and tell me that moving to fucking Hawaii for a girl is stupid, or for someone who has moved far away and started over like that for a girl to tell me how the experience worked for them

>>18325100


She also said no strings attached,

bit skeptical
do I make her sign something?
or is there an OFFICIAL document

>>18325100
She probably has some sort of disease.

The fuck? No strings attached? Impregnate her? Pick one. Either start slipping her plan B or run the fuck away.

>>18324997
1. Start therapy
2. Lose weight
3. Now that your confidence is up, seek employment
4. Put yourself through college or vocational school
5. Get career
6. Get hot
7. Leave current bf for Chad Thundercock
8. Entrap Chad into marriage by getting knocked up
8. Once married, gain all the weight back, go nuts, divorce, and sue him for child support/alimony
9. Set for life
10. Enjoy the fruits of your labors

Become some anon's wife

To get anywhere you would most likely need to start with getting a GED (High School Diploma Equivalent where I live, don't know if it's called something else for you) at a community college or similar. It's not free but it might be damn close depending on your location and financial status. There are most likely online GED programs too. Otherwise only the lowest level of jobs will be available to you, ever.

Inasmuch as social status? May as well up it starting with the piece of paper I mentioned.

>>18324908
>socially destructive sex repressed
>socially approved sex only

Ur a normie. GTFO REEEEEEE

>>18324908
keep doing what you're doing and don't worry about it

don't deny yourself pleasure because of what someone else thinks

you don't have to tell anybody about it.

Nah man you gotta tell us. How taboo? Like, are you masturbating to wearing a dead trannies skin like a suit? (Meh). Maybe sucking someones head out their asshole via your genitalia and replacing it with your own? Or like, dead baby condom up distended asshole? (live action mind you). What level of [what you think is] fucked are we talking about.

Also why are you insisting that you're 100% straight and would never hurt anyone? It's porn, that most of us have seen. It would normally go without saying.

Talk to the captain of the ship and be ready to help out. Most likely cooking and light cleaning. Or find a documentary crew that is already going on a vessel and ask to help them.

You know the living conditions on there are horrible, right? Also there is limited space as it is, why would they just let someone who will essentially be a dead weight take up space and resources for nothing?

Extremely slim. You'll need a job on a boat to be on one, they won't let anyone on. Your best shot is to find a gig on a fishing vessel if all you really want if some pictures, but you'll have to trade them 18 hour days and a few weeks or months of your time. They days of just walking down the dock and asking for a job are over, with the exception of fishing.
>>18325842
Bad living conditions are a meme.

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Here's a pic one of her friends took (she's hanging on my back I'm 6'3)

its a temporary pain that'll make you feel a lot better once you're over it

fight through it brother, and please, dont post pics of yourself on 4chan

>>18324679
>started to berate her for cheating with this one chad once and not telling me about it

You do know that if you aren't dating her, she by definition can't cheat on you, right?

She told you that you should only be friends because she's scared of rejection. And low and behold you fucking attacked her. Good job.

Go fucking call her up, tell her you fucked up because you're insecure and don't know how to deal with feelings, you were hurt because you felt she was rejecting you, and that you really like her. If she decides that she's not interested after you exploded like a complete autist, then at least you don't have to worry about knowing how she feels and you can get through it without wondering if there was anything else you could do.

Involve the police over what? Memes? As long as no threats or anything extreme were involved youre fine. This is america and we have freedom of speech.

If anything double your meme output and makes ones about him being a freedom hating commie and a spineless coward for calling the cops. Make him fucking snap.

stupid hicks

You're in the US, right? If so, they legally can't do anything to you unless you threatened someone like >>18324642 said
If they try, then sue the shit out of them

Btw, she's ~7/10, not a slut, but a bit bougie, so it's tough to get a good read on what to do

>>18324595

Did you realize she had a crush or were you told by someone?

>>18324607
I realised, had a dude tell me, couldn't find a time/way to act. About a year later (we all studied abroad btw) her closest friend abroad told me she said she was into me