My life is over. My life is absolutely over So my friend (lets

You sound like a good girlfriend.

>>18338889
"Hey uhh, I'm gonna need that camera back, sorry."

"How come?"

"Oh... reasons, important..reasons. Please do me a favor and return it. It's kind of embarrassing to talk about. I'll lend it to you again as soon as I've cleared something up. It wont take long."

Go to her house and speak to her directly

that way if she hasn't gone through the pictures already you can just delete it before she sees it.

>>18338889
>Carla
why would you be worried a female friend might see you naked? Is "Carla" really female or one of your male buddies?

Lol she's using it for a project you spazz, she probably isn't going to look through each and every photo you have like some weirdo.
Even if she does who gives a shit? She sees your bf nude? Oooohhhhhh nnnoooo it's all over!
Literally doesn't matter, if she doesn't like it then she shouldn't have snooped through your shit, if she does like it you know your bf is good shit
Fucking spazz

>>18338889
You're overthinking this.
She is probably a good sport about it and leaves it alone and not going to spread it somewhere.

>>18338914
Its a 5+ minute full hd video of me getting off

>>18338927
So what, everyone masturbates, everyone tapes themselves. Just mention to her you have a couple of things you dont want her to see.

>>18338889
This is in no way a big problem. The camera is yours, you are allowed to film whatever it is you want. Since the video is not in anyway illegal (given the fact that its not CP), the only consequences you're facing are the potential problems with some friends...


Stop worrying so much about it, it's all fine. You're gonna be fine.

>>18338927
I definitely get the wrong christmas gifts.

>>18338889
Who the fuck cares? Do you think she never took a nude, or masturbated, or anything?
She's not going to see it probably, and even if she sees it she is never going to do or say something about it. No one cares.

My best friend once sent me a video of her masturbating that was meant for her boyfriend.
Conversation about it was:
>Wooops.
>Your pussy looks like Hitler with your pubes styled like that.
>Well... Sieg Heil, I guess.

Stop worrying.

Legit was expecting you to explain how you lent out your camera but on it was child pornography or something

Worst case scenario I can see is she sees it and immediately turns it off then goes about her business. She probably has a nude video on her phone of herself. Unless you go over to her place and ask to delete something from it (which is more suspicious than just saying "hey theres a video of me on there don't look at it") when she's done with the camera and returns it, jokingly say "Hope you didn't look through what was on there, I forgot to delete something and it's kind of embarrassing"
If you say that it'll likely break any awkward ice that may have formed if she came upon it.

>>18338889
Pretend that nothing happened. If your friend is half decent, she will watch your sex video and either forget about it or make a copy and fap to it until end of times.

Really, you WILL SURVIVE. Even if she posts it on internet, you will be one chick of milions of girls whos nudes escaped on internet.

Stay cool and pretend nothing happened.

>>18338957
This.

Worst case scenario... and no offence, but if you don't look like a Victoria Secret model then you won't get any attention on the internet. It's barely anything. Even celebrity nudes are popular for what... a week? Then it's forgotten news.

Just go to her house and ask for it back. Once it is in your physical hands explain to her that sensitive material was on there.

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>>18338889
who the fuck cares

it's 2017 everybody has been seen naked by now

everybody has nudes that leaked.

everybody has a sex tape on pornhub.

just relax no one cares.

you're not famous right?

no one cares.

>>18338964
Every idiot has nudes that have been leaked.

>>18338970
well i mean really, what are you worried about?

some neckbeard on pornhub beating off to you?

embarrassment?

honestly if this person is your friend she probably just saw a naked video and just "NOPED" right past it and ignored it or some shit.

everyone knows when you borrow a friend's personal device there's a good chance of seeing their genitals or sex tape or something. big whoop.

Guys you dont understand...

>its a Christmas gift, so I really put a lot of effort into it
>its an 8 minute video, my room is all prepped, and I talk *very* dirty in it
>shes going to shoot a video so Im 100% sure shes going to look in the folder
>to top it all off my boyfriend is mad as if I left it there on purpose for her

>>18339002
"Oh look, there's a video of Anonette naked. I'm going to open it, I'm sure it will give me amazing ideas about my college project"
Why would she do it?

>>18339012
Lets be honest, who in the world would stumble upon that and not open it out of morbidy curiosity?

>>18339051
I totally wouldn't open a naughty video of someone I know.
Like, especially if I had to interact with them afterwards.

Jesus Christ could OP be any more full of herself?

You aren't Amber Heard.

>>18338889
If this is the worst thing that ever happens to you - no, if this is the worst thing that happens to you this week, you are leading a charmed life.

First of all, she may not have looked. Second, even if she did, what is the big deal about one nude picture? It would be surprising if a professional-level photographer didn't have some nude photos, just as art studies.

Say nothing. Assume she hasn't seen it until she says something, and then say "Yes, I was just fooling around."

It is no big deal

Lol i thought it was gonna be serious from that first sentence

It's your own fault

>>18339051
like, a lot of people

there's a reason literally no one in this thread thinks this is a big deal. just you because you're an immature girl with no actual problems.

if you open a video and the first thing you see if a close friend in a skimpy outfit, if you're actually a friend you will close the video, and probably pretend you didn't see it.

or if you're really honest, tell them you found it but be like "yeah I just closed it instantly, sorry I saw that!"

basically you're overreacting.

this is not a problem at all. if this is the biggest problem in your life I would trade places with you instantly, and I'm a dude.

there are people starving and people who crashed their cars or people who are getting divorced or losing their house or some shit

if i had to pick between any of that shit and people seeing me naked, I'd start showing random people my dick immediately

>>18338927
you didn't really answer the question. Is Carla really a female or a male friend or are you afraid Carla will show someone else?

>>18339086
I think there is more to this and why OP is freaking out.

>>18339098
>>18339104
Theres nothing more to it, she is female and I think my reaction is very understandable

The only fact I didnt mention which made my boyfriend mad is that shes bi, so now hes putting some unfounded paranoia along with my embarassment

>>18339312
Sounds like you and your boyfriend are overreacting to a situation that is not even that big of a deal. I assume you're an adult, he's an adult, and she's an adult.

IF by some situation she were to stumble upon that video, she'd probably be embarrassed and not mention anything. And IF it is such a big deal to you then just ask for the camera back until you delete it, retard.

Why not mention you have a vid that you dont want her to watch there? If she is really your friend what is the problem?

>>18338889
>nude male pics/vids
Stopped reading right there. No one could care less about nudes of guys, even if it's a guy they know.

>>18339312
>shes bi
well OP this changes everything and while your bf might be overreacting it is the same as if you let a guy watch this video
How long did you loan the camera for? Can you ask for her to return? If you say something about the video surely she'll open and watch.

>>18339320
OP left out the fact this "friend" is bi and eats pussy too

>>18339312
Ok, so you are bi as well and why your bf is mad?

>>18339396
Im pretty sure in any case shed open it, even if she was straight, you guys really underestimate peoples curiosity... theres also the fact that even if she doesnt open it even the thumbnail is pornographic and embarasses me already

>>18339406
No, Im straight, hes just paranoid that somehow I left it there willingly or shes gonna like it and try to seduce me or whatever bullshit, male insecurity

When I was reading the op I was expecting you to say you had CP stored on it the way you said your life is over.

This is LITERALLY nothing.

>>18339417
so you want to trash your bf for his male insecurity while you are embarrassed for someone to view a video of you on your goddamn camera. Here's the thing, if your "friend" opens and watches this video then you stop being her friend. You were generous enough to let her use an expensive camera (not some toy or game) and if she just can't help poking around then she's a shit friend.

>>18338931

>Everyone tapes themselves

That's a lie

>>18339466
Never known a woman that didn't have pics or video and despite them saying they didn't want it out, all shared them. Point of them having the pics or video taken by themselves or someone else is for it to be seen.

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She *just* texted me this out of nowhere

Im seriously shaking

>>18339595
I kinda feel like this is going to turn in a fun thread like the yoni one or the camping one.

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>>18339595
kek the show is about to start guys

>>18339596
yep, long set up but its headed that way and she and her "friend" will shorty be lapping pussy

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>>18338927

There's only one thing that can be done. Leak the video before she does. That way you'll still be in control. Do it here, for... reasons.

Now seriously, do what the other Anons said, just talk to her. She's probably a reasonable person otherwise you wouldn't hand lent her your camera.

>>18339595
threesome inbound

>>18339595
It wasn't out of nowhere you wanted her to see it and guess it had the desired effect on your friend, good work, your bf wasn't too far off was he now?

Ok, your boyfriend sounds a little bit ridiculous. But neither here, nor there. It's not like you lent the camera to a creepy beta orbiter. Just text her forthcomingly and explain that there is a private video there and how you'd appreciate it if she'd either bring the camera back to remove the file or not open it. Done.

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False alarm sorry

>>18339613
Whoops nvm lol

>>18339604
She is a decent person, Iike her a lot, but she subject makes me too embarassed to even think about approaching it

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>>18339629

Everything will be alright. In a few years you'll look back at this and laugh. Stay well OP.

IT WASNT A FALSE ALARM IM GONNA POST IT

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>>18339666

Just remember the worst thing that will happen is things will be awkward between you two. You'll be fine, your life isn't over, you're still here breathing and alive.

>>18339674
KNEW IT IS WAS A GOOD THREAD. DAMN YES.

>>18339674
you know OP, just a friend would not have made these comments but a girl that wants in your pants and using this to get there. Exactly the thing your bf was concerned about and you trashed him for being an insecure male. You haven't been straight with us OP.

>>18339683
yeah, OP laid this thing out and just waited to start pulling us in. Notice just a few mentions her friend is bi and bf mad and bam girl/girl talk about flicking the bean and cream.

>>18339690
lol she sounds hilarious not thirsty

>>18339697
sure, so why was OP so freaked out and embarrassed?

>>18339705
Because her friend has control over what happens with a vid of her getting off i would guess

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>>18339674
I opened it without replying and just got this after all these minutes

I need the best, less rude answer possible

>>18339789
"I am really sorry you saw it, it wasn't my intention. I made it for my boyfriend a few months ago and forgot to delete it.
I hope we can just forget about this, I am very embarrassed."

>>18339789
What kind of friendship do you have with her for her to assume you did this including the dirty talk for her? You have a bigger issue than being embarrassed. You owe your bf an apology. He was right.

>>18339789
So this to your bf before you reply.

>>18339846
Normal, jokey friend stuff. My boyfriend has a vendetta against her because she comments stuff like "#queen sit on my face" in my pics and I comment stuff like "I tapped it" on hers, but literally everyone around here does that, even guys to other guys

>>18339852
Sent him a message an hour ago but still nothing, hes working

>>18339861
You avoided explaining why she believed you made this for her, dirty talk and all. That's not jokey but someone that expects a sexual overture from you.

>>18339846

No real man would mind two girls messing around like this. Dump him.

Grade A bait pulls novice bites, this should be in >>>/b/