What does the inside of a vagina feel like?
>>36625948
Like empty space since Chadrone Niggerdick blew it up
warm, wet and gut. sometimes tight and cozy
>>36625948
you've ever put your dick in an onahole?
thats pretty much it,
its pretty disappointing, and you ask youtself
it was that THATS what everyone was making a big deal about?
why is everyone hating on Bill Nye? The internet fucking exploded after he said something stupid about gender. Instead of just saying "Well who gives a shit, moving on" normies are trying to drag this man's name through the mud because he said something they didn't agree with.
>sex is-
>*autistic screeching*
>gender is
>*overwhelming autistic screeching*
what the fuck is wrong with Bill Nye now? He said something someone didn't like now he's no longer a scientist (despite graduating from Cornell in a STEM field), his accomplishments in getting children interested in science mean nothing?
normies sicken me.
>>36625932
left wing opinions
>>36625932
He also mentioned the fact that people in first world countries should be penalized for having children.
>>36625932
>why is x happening I mean he just little old no big deal y practically nothing haha xd
off thine self
it's friday night
so lets have a rose thread
>>36625924
why is she so perfect brothers
>>36625943
if you find an answer
let me know
rose be with you
>ywn fall asleep and wake up next to this perfect face everyday
WHY LIVE
>be on a dating site
>no success, so just go for a milf
>need to really sweet talk those
>get one who bites
>43, sexy, big tits, great body, childless, but... something's off
>whatever
>spent a few days texting
>have a first date and make my move but she doesn't want to go further than making out
>text some more and really push the 'I'm in it for you, not the sex'
>go for the second date
>eventually she cracks and says she's head over heels with me
>about to go upstairs for sex but stops me and has to 'confess'
>tells me she's a breast cancer survivor and has scars on her tits and body
>had intensive chemotherapy
>but she feels she can trust me
>mfw
>feel I'm in it too deep to pull out now
>have sex with her in the dark, but wasn't too bad
>shower together, scars were hardly visible, tits 99% complete and she's still kinda hot
>tells me her husband left her during chemo
>partly the reason why she quit it and is now terminal
>go home
>get texts that she's really infatuated with me and glad that I'm sticking around
>can't wait to see me again
>mfw
Holy shit, this is above my goddamn paygrade. I will burn in hell if I go no-contact now. Fuuuuck.
Anyway, I'm just curious... what would YOU do?
Post pic ori
>>36625913
Do it, you retard. If she's sexy that's great. Have fun while you can.
>tfw no sexy older cancer survivor gf to suck me off
>is now terminal
whats the problem? fuck your mommyfu, get her to make you breakfast in bed and do your laundry all the while giving back emotionally, and when she's dead you can go do whatever.
might even get free shit in the will.
Anyone here disappointed by Humanz? I sure am!
Hey you're off by one looool
>>36625889
Humans are disgusting and produce nothing of value, i cant wait for AIs to takeover and genocide all of them
Chino a cute
CUTE
When did you actually become self aware?
Happened to me when I was 16
Every memory before that makes me feel like I was controlled by something or just watching from 3rd person perspective
That' very strange. Were you molested in anyway?
>>36625899
Is it?
No.
>>36625881
Always I guess? I don't think I really understand the question, or I just don't have enough memories.
Anyone got experience with abilify?
I truly hate it and I feel worse with it. Taking abilify for 2 weeks now..
>>36625869
Took it a few years back. I don't remember what it felt like exactly but i know that i hated it. Made me feel retarded and slow. What's your experience been?
>>36626277
Shit and I feel slow. How long where you on it?
I dont know why my psych would prescribe me this shit when I'm not psychotic or schizophrenic or bipolar
Makes me feel slow nauseous and dizzy
FUCK YOU /r9k/ BECAUSE OF YOU IM STARTING TO HAVE THOUGHTS ABOUT IMOUTO, I SWEAR TO GOD THIS FUCKING BOARD IS A CANCER!!!
Greentext the thoughts youre having. Give details about your lives
>>36625860
>FUCK YOU /r9k/ BECAUSE OF YOU IM STARTING TO HAVE THOUGHTS ABOUT IMOUTO
Nice personal responsibility faggot. It's not our fault.
Yeah, it is pretty bad. I am gettings thoughts about my onii-chan.
>April 28, 2017
>>36625849
>it's may again
WHERE DID TIME GO
>>36625849
>you will never be younger than you are right now
>tfw young but not young enough to actually get my life back on track before turning 25.
Female Hair Color Tier List
Well?
>god tier
black
>high tier
brown
blonde
>mid tier
red (ginger)
>shit tier
anything unnatural
>>36625755
>all these red flag colors
It's like you like false rape accusations
>>36625841
>>36625842
>Liking stupid brown hair
how do i fix my skinnrobots
i dont even leave the house in so self concious
i need to fix it so ican get laid and make friends
pplease
Change bed sheets constantly, go to dogtor and take your medication, avoid sunlight and keep your hands out of that face.
>>36625861
This. Changing pillow case is a huge one. Use witch hazel or a sulfur acne cream on your face after you take a shower. Also cut soda and eat healthy.
>>36625735
Also you're attractive you just have bad skin.
Shower Thread
>tfw the water hits your back and the STeam surrounds the room
>>36625661
Should make showering with friends threads where we can discuss our stories of showering with friends in steamy bathrooms :^)
>tfw you stand with your back to the shower nozzle but you tilt your head back and back and back until your face is engulfed in hot water
fuck i want to take a shower now
>>36625661
>tfw in a shower right now
>tfw phone not waterproof
MBTI thread, because we didn't have one for like a day
>>36625625
i am not sure if im a ISTP with a lot of extroverted qualities or ESTP with a lot of introverted qualities
how can i tell
>>36625853
ISTPs are more comfortable alone than with others, they also are "logic autists" like INTPs.
Due to their tert Ni, they tend to have "wtf years":
http://istp.wikia.com/wiki/Category:WTF_Years
Maybe you can relate to this?
ESTPs are basically Chads and alphas
>tfw cucked again
is this what infps are made for?
>didn't you want me to be your gf anon?
>you can at least lick my fucking pussy!
>>36625607
her pussy looks like a heart
Wow fuckin batvag.
I'd still eat that clit like a rabid bulldog though.
>>36625607
Oh man, that is such a shame... cute, nice tits, but that is way too much roastbeef to be acceptable. SAD!
Go fucking play Magic.
Go to a friday night magic draft.
It's fifteen (15!!!!) canuckbucks. You don't need a 4 billion dollar deck. Just 15 to do a draft.
Literally no excuse.
>>36625553
magic players are to robots what we are to the normals. They are a breed apart, autism without peer in this earthly realm
>>36625553
I was interested in Magic for a time as I love that kind of eldritch fantasy stuff. Then I actually got to see two experienced people play. They were utterly robotic, they didn't seem to be having any fun and they just seemed to be going through the motions. No smiles, no jokes, no laughing. Just robotic card playing.
So I decided not to spend hundreds of dollars on a hobby that the people who had been playing for years didn't even seem to enjoy.
>>36625602
You never played Magic?
It's fun. Go to a draft tonight.