Shower Thread >tfw the water hits your back and the

>>36625661
Should make showering with friends threads where we can discuss our stories of showering with friends in steamy bathrooms :^)

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>tfw you stand with your back to the shower nozzle but you tilt your head back and back and back until your face is engulfed in hot water

fuck i want to take a shower now

>>36625661
>tfw in a shower right now
>tfw phone not waterproof

Take a shower with ice in your mouth. Feels cool.

>>36626014
I always take my non water proof phone in, it's comfy

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>tfw when have high pressure overhead shower
>tfw when have high pressure side shower heads
>tfw when jerking off under Niagara Falls

get anxiety every time about to take a shower i feel like my heart is gonna give out or something
haven't showered in like a week.

when i was small i used to stand with hot water pouring directly onto my back
then i used to imagine a small volcano there, with my skin boiling like hot metal and it felt awesome
it doesnt work anymore
i want to be a kid again

Who here /morningshower/

>have a shower at 3-4am
>go for a comfy walk when it's dark out and only trades workers are getting in their cars
>cool morning air dries your hair

Have you played vidya in the shower? I promise I won't tell your parents.

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Why would I shower? Who am I trying to impress?

#shower thoughts#

>the universe is a single entity. we don't live inside the universe, we are the universe. everything you experience is the universe. everyone you see is you. you wrote this yourself with technology and language you invented.

it feels nice when you get water in those spaces between your leg and balls

best shower ive taken

>work on cargo ship as engineer
>hot as fuck, 50 degrees in engine room
>layer of dirt and sweat and grease and sea salt and shit on skin
>boiler suit soaked with sweat
>after 12 hour shift get back to cosy cabin
>stick some music on
>have en suite bathroom in cabin
>have it ice cold to cool off
>gradually warm it up
>build up a huge lather with soap and shower gel
>in shower for at least 20 mins
>finish shower, get uniform on for dinner
>shower was so powerful i feel like i have new skin

>>36626925

aaaand youve ruined a good thread. youve introduced the great plague to our comfy little society.

go and die you miserable stick of fuck

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>take a shower in the morning
>go jogging the same day and get sweaty
>take a shower at night
>wake up next day
>want to take a shower in the morning again anyway
I love being clean!

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>tfw cold shower on purpose cause i need to learn to be a man when it comes to pain

>>36625661
>be showering
>start fapping
>remember how lonely I am
>fap and cry simultaneously

I can't be the only one, r-right?

>showering
I haven't showered in weeks.

>tfw hot water makes your backne and armcne worse but you love it so much

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>>36627254
>having backne

what a fucking loser haha

Who /BeerInTheShower/ here?

>>36627617
Beer in bathtub is much better.

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>tfw want to shower
>tfw bathtub is dirty as fuck and I'd be dirtier after the shower than now
>tfw haven't showered in a week

>try to clean tub with brush and sponge
>cleaning for like 1 hour straight
>tfw tub still dirty and shit

also, the shower head is pretty shit in general. It stings like a bitch for some reason.

I've been to a shitty cheap hostel and had the best shower in my life because it was a proper shower and not a bath tub, and the showerhead was fixed on the wall.

>>36626913
It's hard to believe a cargo ship engineer would end up on /r9k/.

Not saying you're lying, it's just hard to imagine someone capable of that kind of life would end up here.