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>>36625924
why is she so perfect brothers

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>>36625943
if you find an answer
let me know
rose be with you

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>ywn fall asleep and wake up next to this perfect face everyday
WHY LIVE

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Oh rosey pull up your trousers we can see your panties! You naughty little girl.

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>>36626045
fuck you for reminding me.
dick

I shared her song with a family member a while back. The one about peace and good will to all men etc.
Made them cry.

>>36626309
The tribute to Paul Daniels one?

>>36625943
As perfection is merely an idea, it is quite easy to apply such ideas onto our 'idea' of Rose into a 'perfect idea' or 'perfect Rose'. She is perfection because we've deluded ourselves into thinking she is.

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>>36626256
fuck you dad you can't make me do anything.

>>36626309
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmZg7tvGN9o

>>36626392
Yeah.

>>36626478
It's so good.

>>36626419
She has really stinky body odour actually.

>>36626566
That's actually a good thing. If your body doesn't stink, regardless of hygiene, something is seriously wrong with you.

Gotta appreciate stink every now and then.

>>36626478
I really shouldn't have read the comments on this, fuck.

>>36626606
we appreciate your stank, anon
but a shower once in a while wont hurt

>>36626651
I'm ahead of the game.
I have sacks of breath mints strapped under my armpits.

>>36626606
Rose's is especially thick and musky. And the pussy? wew forget about it

>>36626739
How thick are we talking here. Like 1920s vintage? Because if so, sign me up.

>>36626780
as thick as the thickest hedge in all of somerset. Seriously if you were in bed with her and she rolled her pit against your face by accident you'd know it.

>>36626922
I go hedge diving for fun, and sometimes I trim them too for cash.

Please continue.

>>36626984
Her clit is extremely sensitive and when aroused her vagina becomes almost soaking wet which results in her pussy fur getting completely matted. the smell is almost unimaginably musky yet incredibly arousing to the point where premature hands free ejaculation will happen to a man not prepared to handle it.

her pits are another story, whilst they are hairless and cute do not be fooled, after a long sweaty day or two without a shower they can excrete the most pungent of girl stanks. as for that one time she neglected showering for a week? let's just say alot of guys had stains on their pants after that..

>>36627148
I like what I'm hearing, but now I'm too distracted to work. Please send help immediately.

>>36625924
isn't she like 31 now
most people in this thread are younger than her
grow up

>>36627226
do you like girl stink, friend?

>>36627185
keep in mind not all guys like stanky girls id say most guys

there is a reason her only sexual experience on her backpacking trips were with her hand

>>36627272
For real, yes I do.

>>36627287
pheromones will make your dick hard and mind fuzzy regardless. Can't run from nature.

>there is a reason her only sexual experience on her backpacking trips were with her hand
oh reeelly? ;)

>>36627320
how much would you pay for a night with her pits?

>>36627386
About tree fiddy.
I don't know, who's asking?

>>36627386
i would pay her 1000 bucks to sit on my dick

>>36627456
350 pounds? depends who's willing to follow through and pay.

>>36627471
someone offered that much for a masturbation video yet their promised monetary donations went ignored. a girl's gotta eat too you know

>>36627496
3 pound 50. I mean 350 pounds I could do, but you'll be waiting a few weeks until I can deliver. Also I'm in the middle of fucking no where so you have to factor in travel expenses.

>>36627544
hmmm i won't mince words with you, that offer is very underwhelming. are you in england at least and are you reasonably clean or cute?

>>36627630
Not England no. Clean yeah. Think of Richard James from Aphex Twin, but slightly more hairy.

>>36627722
scotland? ireland? wales?

>Think of Richard James from Aphex Twin, but slightly more hairy.
oh my, would you be willing to shave too?

>>36627839
Aus, originally from Ireland.
>>would you be willing to shave
Yes.

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For our queen

>>36628182
your plane ticket alone will cost more than double that. but if you're clean, fairly cute and willing to be a big spender for a day i don't see why rose couldn't humour you for an evening.

>>36628182
>Aus
wonky?

>>36625924
you guys are fucking pathetic

originali mendali

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hello guys, everything okay?

>>36629047
You're the worst poster in rose threads.

>>36629047
I suppose as good as we'll ever be. How are you tonight?

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>>36629343
what makes you think so?

>>36629348
doing alright. bit tense, but that doesn't really change anymore.

>>36629343
Don't bully him.

>>36629419
Why are you so tense?

>>36629419
is that her mother she's with?

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>>36629508
>Why are you so tense?
got some job opportunities coming up this next week, that's all. under a lot of time pressure.
also, it was my birthday today.

>>36629525
>is that her mother she's with?
no way, just someone else on instagram

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only a short visit from me tonight.
good night!

>>36629566
in that case happy birthday
and good luck with your job/s!

>>36629734
goodnight lad

this is not fair why wont rose come to my house and make love to me?

At what age did she started college?

>>36630967
Like 21 I think