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Embrace Islam and convert him as well

You are both huge degenerates, but there is still hope

>>18321715
He deserves much, much better you degenerate whore.

you have the right idea in the pic

So she breaks up with you, whores around and you still take her back?

Please get some self-respect.

Bad idea taking her back. You just taught her that she can leave you in cold storage whenever she gets the 'giney tingles for some alpha.

Cut your losses and get out. Bet she lives with you /takes tons of your money

What else can I say except that you are a cuck

keep shopping around. the taken ones will get out of their relationships again most often, because they went into it too young. wait till around 25-26 and you'll see. then you need to be a very desireable catch.

>>18321312
mate where the fuck do you live?

my problem is the opposite of yours. I pulled the pretty girls that all the guys want but they are out right disgusting and only seek to live of you like a parasite in more ways than obvious.

Ive no become completly burnt of and weary of your average pretty girl who thinks she is the most prettiest.

I have also learn low tier girls that you speak of are actually the most kindest and well adjusted ones but the looks are lacking.

I dont know man, maybe just build a good net of friends and community and see what comes naturally along the way?

>>18321338
I live in Maryland.

I've lived around the DC Baltimore area. Montgomery County, Baltimore County, and around DC mostly.

I've seen some gorgeous 9/10s here and there, and I've seen some "low tier" 6/10s" that I wouldn't mind taking out. Now mind you, the 9/10s and 6/10s have been rated as such on /soc/. Most of what I see are fucking 4/10s. Pig trash garbage. Anything decent looking is either Asian or Black, and I'm not into either. I basically lump anything above a 6 as a 10/10 because of how bad things are (at least from my experience).

It could just be because I'm looking at the wrong fucking places. I go to UMBC, and when I look at college girls from other campuses I cry inside because this campus is full of fat ethnic cunts, dykes, and SJWs. Public isn't much better.

I personally wouldn't get involved. If she really wants to be pregnant there are facilities for that and depending on where you live it could complicate your lives. I've heard of women coming after "donors" for child support, plus who knows how it will affect your friendship. I assume they want you to have sex with her?

>>18321257
This is the answer OP. There are dozens of official channels for this. Paperwork exists to free you from responsibility of shit like being subpoenad for child support 10 years down the line.

If you DO want to do it for some reason, and want to be involved, ask to be an uncle figure, there shouldn't be any issues with that. You won't be a father, but if you want to be a father, you have to be a father, and not a donor.

>fuck her
>she finds out she's not so lesbian
>still loves her gf and pussy tho
>start a threeway relationship
>eventually have a threesome with them
>profit

Protip: have a vasectomy and fuck your crush forever

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>>18321054
>b-but I heard 6 million died in the holocaust!
Normies swallow 6 gorillion because they never critically examine such a grisly topic, believing (((Hollywood))) and Allied history is 100% factual

>b-but what about the Nuremberg trials! Some Nazis admitted war crimes, so it must be true Hitler had a Final Solution to kill all the Jews!
Rudolph Hoess confessed 25 million were killed at Aushwitz, does that sound believable? Allies tortured German POWs. At Dachau Nazis had their testicles kicked in and crushed beyond repair

At Auschwitz, (((Soviets))) said 4 million died in gas chambers. Today, the death toll sits at 1.1 million (from ALL causes), though still grossly inflated going by Red Cross reports
>Auschwitz - Why The Gas Chambers Are A Myth:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE56dcgGVMs

>b-but it wasn't just Auschwitz!
At Majdanek, (((Soviets))) said 2 million were killed in gas chambers.
Now they say <60,000 died (primarily of disease). Red Cross estimated 8,000
>The Majdanek Gas Chamber Myth:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDsJtB2F9i8

>b-but the Reinhard death camps: Treblinka, Sobibor, and Belzec!
There is little to support the claim that tens of thousands, let alone 1.3 MILLION died
>1/3rd of the Holocaust (debunked):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dxsVSzL4HE

>b-but Nazis made lampshades out of tattooed Jewish inmates!
The lampshade myth comes from a propaganda film made to de-Nazify Germany by a US Psych Warfare unit
>Buchenwald: A Dumb Dumb Portrayal of Evil:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HlPcaP9x5o

>b-but I've seen Steven Spielberg's Survivors of the Shoah!
Watch the following
>The Last Days of the Big Lie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80GgRWuXcO8

>o-ok, let's suppose you're right. Why does it matter?!
It matters because no one can criticize the Jews without being labeled an anti-semite. Denial is ILLEGAL in 14 EU countries
>The JQ:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKy3fCvMz-8

see if you can jerk to 9/11 footage

>>18321054
cut off your benis

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that guy got cucked hard deh-soo

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>>18320973
There must be a way

>>18320973
People are the sum of their experiences. People who are aggressive and short-tempered are that way for a reason; they follow the example of someone else, they've been through some shit and are perpetually mad about it, they grew up in an environment where being that way was necessary, etc.

It's worth noting that being alpha and being aggressive and short-tempered are different things. You can be both, either, or neither. There are a lot of betas who are aggressive and short-tempered specifically because of how they've been fucked over by women, and it doesn't always make them more alpha.

Just b urself :)

>>18320956
Maybe if you stopped pinching him he wouldn't cry you fucking moron.

Take a photo of the kid while he is smiling.
Always keep it on you.
Whenever he gets sad or screams look at the photo.

But talk to the mother about what she thinks you could do different to make him happy.

He's a baby
Babies cry when they're not with their mother.

I get it dude but you're barely past the starting line. Learn to not take it personally or you're gonna have a hard time.

>>18320864
You're asking us to tell you how you can learn to trust someone who is an excessive and unrepentant liar. I want you and your self-esteem to think about that for a minute.

I have the same issue right now, except my Gf is the one doing this shit. I'm on the verge of dumping her. Pretty sure she's cheating on me.

>>18320867
I know. </3 It sounds really stupid. But I love him to pieces and I want to believe that he can change... He's a great guy, other than the compulsive lying (obviously). He keeps telling me that he's gotten better and he's starting to be more honest with me. It's so hard for me to trust him when he says these things, but I want to believe him. I want our relationship to improve. I saw a future with him at one point, but it's starting to dissolve because how could I settle down with someone so dishonest?

>>18320557
I'm not sure exactly what we can do for you, Anon. You're going to talk to a professional who has dealt with cases like this before and knows the ins and outs of it. We're not that. Talk to that guy. And don't ever leave everything in your girl's name you fucking moron.

You are so many levels of stupid and deserve everything that has happened to you.

You're probably just fucked on that and a lawyer would cost nearly that much and I guaranteed win. I mean you still have a job right? Just go pay the bills elsewhere. Consider this an 11k life lesson.

Go to high school, college or uni where they are still nerds before they grow and die inside.

Nerdy chicks don't really exist, unless you're including hipster english majors etc.

If you're near a city or a uni: join a nerd club (gaming, anime, whatever) and don't be beta. Also, don't be a mouth breathing creep.

If you're in the sticks: God help you.

>>18320207

That's stupid. He obviously likes your friend. Why would you stay around someone who's keeping you in second place OR keeping you around to touch your friend. Leave this guy, there are plenty of better ones. Ones who are funny, caring, better looking, loyal. Fuck that guy.

>>18320207
>I don't trust him anymore.
you said it yourself. End it

>>18320207
I mean you said you wanted a break away from the relationship, so you can't be mad at him for putting you on hold and flirting with other girls really.

Though you can be mad at him flirting with your best friend especially if its been a problem in the past. Also something that you havent mentioned but should be addressed is your best friend. For years shes been messaging him? Sounds like you have a shitty BF and BFF.

If this is a total breach in your trust and you don't think that your boyfriend can ever build that trust back up again then you should heavily consider breaking up. Trust is probably the most important aspect of any relationship but especially romantic relationships. And when that is not there it is impossible for that relationship to be maintained and thrive.

>>18319974
With me so far? Good here's where it gets messy. It turns out she's a pathological liar, she and I have had more fights than I can even count in these 3 years, she interupts with the intention of trolling, she goes silent for hours, and when our fight crosses over "that" limit she even becomes very very nasty, like if she were a guy is hit her nasty.

We are fighting constantly, the sex used to be ok now it's shit.
She lies so much that I don't even think the whole relationship is real.

She is presenting juvenile behaviour so much that I am going mad, it's like an adult sized brat just exploded into our reality.
She isn't cheating as she is with me 24/7 (upon her request)
A while ago when confronted with a lie, instead of admitting it she diverted my attention by taking 15 ibuprofen pills and getting herself hospitalised (technically one night and 3 observation)

She admitted the lie weeks after the suicide attempt.

She is starting to become unlovable.
Even if she did the suicide attempt to troll, I felt sympathy and love and tried to sort of... Love her unconditionally even when she is a brat.

Here's the question, while I understand that I also have my bad habits, do I break up with her? Or do I stay?

See if she has some mental illness and I break up with her, then maybe I'd be triggering her suicidal shit.
But if I stay, she will 100% toy with my feelings forever.

There is so much more info but I don't even know how to pack it in one post

>Pic for attention

>tl;dr tough choices and why to make them when you find out your 3 year partner has severe issues.

>>18319977
>do I break up with her? Or do I stay?
You break up with her, you fucking retard. If you ever got her pregnant, just imagine the damage she'd do to your potential kids and you'd forever be held hostage. It's okay to think about your own well-being over others.

>>18319977
A few more snippets of info

I'm 34, she's 25
She is extremely nasty when confronted with anything, never almost admits she's wrong, very selfish in most things we do.

It seems she wants to prolong the relationship at times, and at times she wants to break up.

She has called me unattractive, she has tried to emasculate me by talking about my dicksize (7in) that it's not good enough.

She told me many times "why should I respect you?"

One time I was so fucking angry i was yelling and telling her how wrong she was about something, she just sat there with a hateful smile on her face.

And here's why we are still together, when the bitch inside her goes away, she spends hours apologising and literally fucking LITERALLY kissing my feet and saying forgive me.

She has spend hours trying to make it up for her fights, she has massaged me, made me drinks (smoothies) and told me over and over that she's sorry and that she loves me etc.

It's like she has split personality, one is a manhating cunt, and the other worships me.

I told her once, that I am not her stepfather she cried

I don't know what the fuck to do, if I dump her now she has no one, fucking literally no one (new country) no family, no friends.

We live together, dumping her means we move out of this place.

We are in a new country she'd spend days if not weeks alone.

Her family sort of abandoned her, and I am sure that I am not the same happy person I was when I first met her.

>>18319970
If it at all helps with your decision, she didn't say you can have sex with other girls 'cause she knows it bothers you, she said you can have sex with other girls because she's going to be getting railed by every dick in her squad/camp/whatever and doesn't want to feel guilty about it.

>>18319979
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>>18319979
This is 100% true OP. She doesnt want to be the bad guy after she comes back being banged by her whole squad.

>>18319156
Man up pussy

>>18319173
I am manning up by dealing with the problem and getting advice here.

>>18319156
>if it would be possible if transgender and lesbian women would be at these groups?
Absolutely. I don't see how that would be a problem though, transgender women passable enough to go to naked yoga would probs have their sex drive nuked to death by hormones and they wouldn't be interested in your woman in the first place.
There are lesbians everywhere. You can't avoid it. Though Naked yoga is kind of a weird place to pick up chicks.
What you can do however is deal with your insecurity , because you clearly are insecure.

Men and Women
How do you feel about an SO texting an ex?

>>18318940
if it keeps them from fucking...

>>18318940

Depends on what it is about. One off is perfectly fine, continuous texting is not.