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Men and Women
How do you feel about an SO texting an ex?

>>18318940
if it keeps them from fucking...

>>18318940

Depends on what it is about. One off is perfectly fine, continuous texting is not.

>>18318940
Completely depends on the kind of texts. Just once in a blue moon neutral stuff? Non-issue. Good to know they weren't such a dick that their ex wishes to forget they exist.

If it's cutesy/intimate/nostalgic, that's a dealbreaker.

I have a birth defect that happens to be on my dick and makes it look mangled and like the head got chopped in two

How big of a deal would this be for a girl, femanons?

>>18318940
Depends on the context, but generally I would not be cool with it.

>>18318961
post picture

Girls:

What is a conversation opener that has successfully lead to a relationship with you?

>>18318961

Hard to say without knowing exactly how bad it is.

>>18318975
do you actually think that you'll earn a relationship with a single sentence?

>>18318991
No, but I expect to get her attention, thats the only hard part

Girls (Guys, also?)

Why would a girl be very trusting of you, despite no actually even being that close as friends?

I mean, She really seems to trust me, and I trust her alot naturally. But still we are kinda distant for some reason.

>>18319001
>the only hard par
you have never had a girlfriend, have you?

>very intimate with a chick
>we hooked up on a college party
>we often talk on whatsapp
>some day the conversation got hotter and we ended up sexting and sharing nudes
>it was very certain that we would have sex on the college
>she doesn't show any interest in waiting for me after the class (she studies on the morning and i study on the afternoon)
>she refuses to go out with me on a date (says that she doesn't have money
>we ended up seeing each other on college other day
>she comments about the sexting and that she wants a pic of the d too, but says that she was very shy to go on a more private aka empty classroom with me and try something else

I don't fuckin know what she wants, one day she talks about having sex with me, that likes to be spanked during the fuck, sending me her tits and the other day just pretend that is a innocent girl that can't go out due to overprotective parents. Also, wasn't the first time that she refuses to go out on a date, she did it once before the sexting day, i just don't want to try anything else with her again.

>>18318968
>>18318977
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypospadias

the hole isn't so far down but they did a bit of a lousy job with the surgery and the underside of the glans has a reasonably deep fissure that divides it in half. it looks la lot like the penis in the picture example but the fissure goes further into the tip and the head is "flattened" due to being split

>>18319009
Im guessing you havent, huh?

Its easy to hold a conversation, its hard to start one with someone thats not interested in you.

>>18319028
let me guess, you are 14.
think for a first time in your life:
>be at party
>dat fucking boring grill sits next to you
>says one funny thing
>comes buck to being fucking boring

this is no different the other way around, kid. It really isn't.

>>18319013
She wants to sext you. She's probably a virgin just using you to noncommittally engage in sexual fantasies.

She may not even be attracted to you irl. I've done that sort of thing before just not with someone I would ever meet in person.

Ladyanons, would you ever "confess" to someone online?
Some girl I once knew in HS linked me sort of out of the blue to a facebook post of hers basically saying "I love anon, I just wanted you all to know" but I never really took it as a confession and more just as a random "I love my friend" thing, but I've always wondered.

What happened here?
So i met this girl and we chatted all night then later on we met up , talked for and hour or so, it was dark so we parted with a hug, everything's chill you know.
But for some reason over the next few days her texts have gone to shitty 3 sentence words and she doesn't wanna do anything with me and makes up excuses.
I mean i did act like a dick for a few days back then but i stopped, and her behavior is still distant.

Is it possible to patch things up?

Psychologically speaking, why am I okey with my gf fucking other men (nothing have happened)? I'm not even memeing.

I don't care anymore idk.

>>18319040
No Faggot, its something called experience.

Online, once you start talking to someone its super fucking easy to either get laid or set up a date (depending on the girl) if youre not autistic.

The only problem comes with not getting your initial message ignored. Or to get a one word response which almost always means "Im not interested" and then ignored.

For example, "Hi! How are you and your kids doing?" is about 50/50 for getting to fuck a single mom.

>>18319065
You don't care about her and aren't really committed to the relationship anymore. Most feelings that are left are probably that of nostalgia and routine but deep down you don't really care anymore.

Or you get excited by the though you are just your average cuckold.

>>18319069
kek

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Girls

What makes you feel sexy/seductive?

>>18319082
not being an indian

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How much could a shy, like really shy girl sabotage herself when it comes to relationships?

>>18319085
comon please tell, my gf has low confidence in her sexyness and I wanna make her feel better.

Tbh she is more "cute" than "sexy" imo, im happy with that but she isnt, she wanna feel sexy.

>>18319082
Being horny itself, just makes me feel alive and hyperaware of my body. Wearing beautiful lingerie (it doesn't matter if no one sees it, just wearing clothing that flattering and sexual as a secret). Being flirted with or catching a man checking me out. When I am walking home at night (relatively safe where I live) wearing heels, feeling the wind and thinking of being held and having someone whisper all kinds of dirty shit to me, and then slowly approaching a group of men and seeing them all turn around or lift their head hearing the clicking of my heels. Also really like the smell of my (fresh) sweat, probably just because it reminds me of sweat during intimacy. Same for when I'm horny and browsing or whatever and suddenly get a whiff of my pussy.

>>18319098
define sabotage

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>>18319108
Deny dates but really enjoy when both are together
suddenly stop texting but acting really nice in person.
Lying to not be available but then text
Restraining to give an opinion

>>18319102
Shit, just posted my reply but that's pretty useless stuff here. Have you been together for long? If not, give it some time. There really is no better way to encourage her to find herself attractive than to be quite vocal and open about how attracted you are to her, including general but also detailed/specific things you love about her. At the end of the day, whether you feel sexy or not is not really a rational thing. Even the most gorgeous, perfect bodies have things that can seem off putting if you're insecure. It has much more to do with faith/trust, confidence, hell even bluff or sensitivity towards the power you have over others... but not rational arguments or specific rituals. Eg I mentioned lingerie but if it's bad with her, she will probably feel like a dolled up dumpling in it, or like she is making a fool out of herself.

The best thing you can do is make her feel that you find her attractive in a way that incorporates but goes beyond finding her objectively beautiful (let alone flawless). That you are attracted to her spirit, her smiles, her touch, her scent, how she makes you feel and the sides she brings out in you, how she moves. Female beauty/sexiness is often portrayed as this fragile thing where everything needs to be in order. In real life that's far from the truth. She needs a sturdier/broader idea of what it means to be attractive as a woman - is my guess.

>>18319098
>like really shy
In theory, to the point of never getting in one to begin with. No one can tell you whether this is the case for the person you're thinking of, though.

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>>18319114
Then text the whole day and actually not going out most of the time.

guys or girls, any successes with online dating? which sites are worth using?

>>18319114
sounds pretty internally incongruent.
Assuming you are right about everything.
run or prepare for some heavy shit

>>18319098
I'm biased since I'm a 4chan neckbeard but too me shy girls this day and age are a really nice trait.

I guess being too selfish with your time and not wanting to spend time together would be a pretty annoying thing. Even though I'm like that myself, and of course, just not making it show that you are interested in a relationship in the first place.

>>18319061
Personally no, but that doesn't mean much. I did also read it more as being quirky/goofy but her linking it is kind of odd, then. You should've tried to flirt with her to find out.

>>18319062
If I understood it correctly it sounds like once she had the time to think things over, she felt like your dick behavior was inexcusable. I would move on.

>>18319065
Some people naturally don't experience jealousy, or not regarding sexual things. Or it could turn you on, either in terms of voyeurism, hotwifing or cuckoldry.

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>>18319006
I do trust people easily, one thing is to talk about your life because you honestly don't give two shits if people know about it or not, other thing is being emotionally attached
>>18319127
>prepare for some heavy shit
Like?

>>18319128
Thanks.
I thought in first place she was interested but then it changed

>>18319138
Eh, I guess. But it seems almost like she trusts me, and wants to be open with me, but something is kinda blocking her from doing so.

Seems like she genuinely cares about me in atleast a "non-romantic" way.

Why do women

-one second talk about how scary and dangerous men men are

-but the next second brag about how they can play men like chumps and use them for money?

>>18319138
like depression, OCD, suicidal attempts or many other possibilities.
It will be preceeded by her self-hatred

Of course I'm talking about the worst case scenario. Any weaker form may develop

As a woman is the sluttiness of a guy a major factor for you like it is for many of us guys?

Would you prefer a virgin/inexperienced person or a guy who gets around real easily?

>>18319144
Your average man is easily able to physically overpower your average woman. A man is also A LOT more likely to sexually assault, rape, physically attack or murder her than a woman ever is. In general men make up by far most of the criminals, testosterone is a hell of a drug.

This does not change that most men do not do these things and most day to day power does not lie in physical strength or aggression but in psychological power. In this case sexual power.
Aka they are not mutually exclusive.

Having said that, bragging about how you can use men for money is fucking pathetic and sounds to me like something that someone who has little to brag about would attempt to do.

>>18319144
Because they do fear men that will hurt them, there's you know this thing called criminals. There's also decent men that do not engage in violent activities, then girls do manipulate such men.
>>18319148
I highly doubt such behaviour from her, however i do expect her being super shy in many other things, like sex.

>>18319157
>I highly doubt such behaviour from her
I'm only speaking from limited experience, as it happened with but one girl so far. But if you are right about that sabotaging, it already shows some mental problems on her part.

With my girl, I really didn't expect anything to happen for over a month of a close relationship with seeing each other most of the time

>>18319153
I don't care in the same way. It is more the behavior of the guy I find off putting than amount of sex partners itself. Eg I would absolutely not want to date a guy who went around negging drunk girls in clubs or letting his life revolve around wetting his dick and then talking shit about girls for allowing him to get his dick wet. Not just from a moral principle but it's trashy and very telling about the kind of person he is.

But being a sexual person itself, having experienced sexual things, no. Sure I would absolutely prefer a man who had a handful of partners over lots of partners, for a variety of reasons - I like to be able to try new stuff with someone still, not for him to have been there and done that for every kink. And yeah it does feel less special if I know he's seen twenty girls naked already and I'm just another variation on the same.

I really like the fantasy of deflowering someone. I might be hesitant to date him (because of how common it is for guys to leave as soon as they let the girl build up their confidence, or start feeling like they missed out over time) but if I quite liked the guy I would take the risk.

>>18319168
Quite illuminating. Thanks.

>>18319114
Yeah I could see myself doing most of that. So it could be shyness.

>>18319157
As a criminal and violent man, how come women love me then? They always break up with me first but seem to thing i was the dick but like, I did nothing wrong, why are women afraid of men who do bad to others but not to them? Like shit, I did nothing to you, why you ghosting?

>>18319176
Do you look like a damm cholo welding a machete at 1AM?
Have you approached a woman at that time of the day?
Like nigga, you're not being a criminal towards them or something

>>18319175
Would you also begin to speak but not at an audible level then say "nothing, nothing"?

>>18319184
>Do you look like a damm cholo welding a machete at 1AM?
hahaahh no I'm slavic sorry, like I used a baseball once but that doesn't count right? Machetes are for african niggers.

And no, I tell them why I have money but I don't act bad towards them but they act liek fucking asshole for some reason. Like, shit bitch, I didn't do anything to you or your brothers why you so rude?

Chivalry in men(paying for dinner, carrying bags, opening doors etcetera), appreciated or patronizing?

Especially interested in the the economic parts. It might be a bit sexist but to me it would feel so weird to split the bill/let the girl pay at least on the first few dates.

>>18319172
No problem at all. For what it's worth, I know how most of my female friends feel about this stuff as well and in my opinion it's absolutely true that "purity" is not a thing for women as it is for men, but the idea that a woman can't be virginal enough for a man and a man can't have fucked around enough for a woman is cartoonish and exaggerated. It's true that there's jokes about virgins etc but it is more what virginity is associated with in popular culture (being too shy and anxious to show desire and pleasure in the bedroom, fumbling, having poor social skills, being a mommy's boy, thinking of women like they're aliens) than the real situation that you happen to be first.

Also forgot to include this but what I do not recognize at all is how guys on here sometimes express unease or even disgust at knowing their girl was with someone else sexually. I can be jealous of course, I have zero interest in non-monogamy, but if I feel secure that my partner loves and wants me then the idea of him having had enjoyable sex with someone is actually pretty hot. Like a porn scenario that actually happened, starring the person you adore. I like to hear about it because it's this weird and (to me) wonderful mix of hearing a personal memory AND hearing how they perceived and remembered it, a combination of their mind and their body.
But I also love to hear about fantasies and masturbation stories and what not, their sex life in general, exes included. Doesn't change that I want a man who values quality over quantity.

>>18319193
I like it as long as he will allow me to do it back. And as long as it's a natural thing, not rushing to pull back my chair all the time, that's awkward and weird. If it's now and then it stays obvious that you are well aware that I can do it myself, but are just being gallant.

Also, for paying, where I live splitting is normal but I like to take turns. Feels more festive and generous (because you are still paying as a couple and not being cheap about who pays more or less) but it is also equal. I don't want to drain some guy's resources and I don't like the silent implication that I am doing him a favor by spending time with him or something. Plus if I like you, I want to be able to treat you to something as well and not just be on the receiving end all the time.

>>18319197
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>>18319197
>Also forgot to include this but what I do not recognize at all is how guys on here sometimes express unease or even disgust at knowing their girl was with someone else sexually.
In my case, while I don't expect anyone I meet to be pure and it would never stop me from dating someone(I mean, unless they were the stereotypical town bicycle or something), but I will say that purity does raise a girls stock tremendously in my eyes. Not really sure why. It's pretty silly when you think about it.

>>18319131
>If I understood it correctly it sounds like once she had the time to think things over, she felt like your dick behavior was inexcusable. I would move on.
the sad part is that i'm not actually a dick, i'm a nice guy but something got me and i was being a dick for like a week to everyone, was trying out if it suited me lol.

>>18319220
I have no cucks to give.

>>18319223
Oh yeah, I'm well aware with this viewpoint, it's really common. There are lots of different reasons but as far as I've seen it usually boils down to either personal moral beliefs about sex (often religious guys, sometimes even wanting to save it for marriage), insecurity (she'll have had better, she'll compare me to someone else) or a feeling like you would only be able to connect with someone when it's both your first time.

>>18319207
>so, for paying, where I live splitting is normal but I like to take turns...
Interesting. In my country the traditional first date like you see in movies and stuff is fairly uncommon so I find it quite fascinating. but say we were in a restaurant, the bill came, what would be your expected move of me? What would make you go "damn, that guy knows what to do with the bill"?
Would it be any different if it was like a coffee shop? Would buying before ordering make treating kinda weird or would the cheapness of the coffee imply a bigger chance of being treated?

My Girlfriend messaged me yesterday saying an ex is texting her upset that she has a boyfriend now. She said she's confused about how she should fee about the ex saying that stuff to her. I haven't responded yet. Should I be concerned?

>>18319242
>Would buying before ordering
I meant paying before eating/drinking unlike in restaurants. My bad.

Girls
Do girls get anything out of anal? I'm bi and I understand why guys enjoy it what with the prostate and all, but I never knew if chicks really enjoyed it or if they just put up with it.

>>18319242
It's the same for me actually. Not American.

It's not really a big moment for me. I would expect the guy to want to pay for the first date. If he casually suggests we split it 50/50 (as opposed to really looking into who had what to eat/drink) I wouldn't think anything of that, either.

Really the only response I hate is when it's obvious the guy is hoping he doesn't have to pay for me but being passive aggressive or otherwise weird about it because he's too nervous or awkward to just suggest to split. You don't want to feel like you are competing over who does or does not pay for some shit (especially if it's ten bucks or something) on your first time out together as a pair.

I don't think a coffee shop is different, really. I guess though some girls would be fine with splitting a restaurant meal but feel that splitting coffee is splitting hairs.
I know that this isn't useful to you at all but I'm recounting these experiences now and usually I take initiative to pay for us on the second date to get it out of the way to begin with.

Why do women pretend to enjoy sex? I see this dichotomy everywhere I go. On reddit and 4chan, all women have high sex drives and desire their partners/ love orgasms. In real life, it is more of a chore for them. Granted, I actually come from a extremely conservative Indian family surrounded by conservative people. I'll be getting an arranged marriage. Anything to alleviate my fears?

>>18319260
I have personally never had anal but it's a mixed bag. Some women absolutely do get nothing out of it, I've heard "reverse pooping" as a way to describe the sensation.
But even though women don't have a prostate, the ass is still a sensitive place. What's more, the fun in penetration for the woman is ultimately clitoral. The clitoris is much bigger than the external thing, that's the tip of the iceberg. If a woman gets fucked, the "stabbing" of the penis presses up or down on the real network of nerve endings and that's what makes penetration good. This is also why some women enjoy it less than others - anatomically the distance between their vagina and clitoris is too big for friction to really translate well through the vaginal wall.
Similarly, anal sex can also (depending on how she is laid out, the position etc) stimulate these nerve endings from inside, also looking at how close the vagina and anus are together.

But there's absolutely women who put up with it. Some because it just doesn't do the trick for them (physically, psychologically or both) but also in many cases because porn tends to make men believe that anal is MUCH easier than it actually is and that they can start pounding an ass like it's a vagina designed for it.

>>18319263
I see I see. Thanks. I live in Sweden and gender equality is pretty important here so chivalry has often been on my mind. Like they might say they find it patronizing but deep down they actually want the guy to pay and everyone does it anyways. That kind of stuff.

>>18319276
either bait or terrible in bed
in any case /b/ isv a better place for you

girls or guys
I have started to absolutely HATE my body
It repulses me
I hate being naked, getting out of the shower, seeing my naked body in the mirror.
I've considered trying to cover up my mirrors so I can only see my face in them...

How do I start loving myself and become comfortable with my body?

I didn't used to care that much before

>>18319006
>>18319142
Any more ideas?

>>18319276
Some different things. First of all, 4chan is an anonymous place. It is fun to be open about your sex drive here as a woman because in real life people find it weird (and slutty/trashy/whatever) if a woman is too open about how she loves these things. On reddit, the userbase is predominantly male and a combination of knowing the audience (which makes the women with "popular" answers more likely to speak up - which also happens here btw) and that the comments that get voted to the top are those that men like to hear most.

It is absolutely not true that women do not enjoy sex. There are several reasons for why many women start losing their sex drive in a LTR:
>to get it out of the way: yes, people exist - and I think more women than men - who love the rush and thrill of sex with a new person, but like that novelty more than anything else about sex... this is rare, though
>sex and tenderness/affection become competing concepts to the woman instead of things that enrich each other, also because of the way her husband approaches her: only touching or complimenting her when he wants sex, turning a heartfelt cuddle into an attempt to get naked, never touching or kissing her for the sake of closeness... this can make women resent sex and push them into a perspective where sex is forced on them, the man feels more lust than love for her
>lack of understanding of her own sexuality - something many women deal with, it is still quite common for women to rarely climax in bed, or not at all, and this does not stimulate your sex drive, but another example is that many women have a so-called response sex drive, which means that they can get turned on fine and dandy but are not horny spontaneously, and the man needs to know this in terms of how to warm her up to sex so that she starts wanting it
>flat out bad sex: porn gives way too many men the idea that sex is some kisses, licking her nipples for a few seconds, then putting it in, jackhammering, orgasm, good night

>>18319297
1) don't believe in that loving your body bullshit. You have a reason to hate it
2)work out and change it
3) feel good

On the other hand, it may be a mental disease like anorexia, in which case you need to see a specialist.

to decide, ask some stranger whether your body is good or not

>>18319297
start working out? jesus it's not that hard.

>>18319244
Bump

>>18319318
I go to the gym 5 days a week and I am not over weight or underweight... I am slowly gaining muscle...

I don't like my boobs or my pussy.. That's the issue. That's why i hate seeing myself naked

So if working out doesn't make me feel better about that what do i do?

>>18319332
this is probably something on psychological level then, go see someone.

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>>18319332
Then develop a good sense of aesthetics and love your body, that's what i did.
I'm not gay but sometimes while fapping i look down my chest and abs and think "DAMM why the hell am i masturbating instead of having bitches all around me "
I do love my body now, just because i actually did hit the gym and all that, just realize you're hot if you're, if not do actual exercise

>>18319311
>life getting in the way - insecurities after weight gain or growing older, sleep deprivation and/or lack of literal alone time after kids, it is also really common for both partners to struggle with seeing each other as wild and dirty sexual beings after becoming a mom and dad and talking to each other as parents all day
>serious emotional resentment (for feeling like he's a bad partner) that turns into not seeing him as attractive anymore, not feeling safe around him anymore, not wanting to bare herself for him and make herself vulnerable
>hormones changing (this is possible but not common, in fact many women's sex drive goes up with age also because they learn what they like more so have more fun with it, and lose the insecurities that held them back)
>sometimes it's simply a matter of people fucking lots in the honeymoon phase, and the man not realizing that for the woman this is out of the ordinary - then when the honeymoon phase is over she reverts back to her normal sex drive without the added boost from crazy infatuation

No doubt more. Most of these things are stuff you have a say in and all of them can be worked on as long as you're on the same page in terms of wanting to keep your marriage (sexually) healthy.

Also just noticed the "many women start losing their sex drive" is kind of daunting. was just trying to acknowledge that the trope is indeed very common. I think female sexuality can be a bit more fickle than male sexuality. Like how men typically still want to fuck if they're stressed or angry, women not so much. But this is also in part exaggerated culturally, it absolutely happens the other way around as well, that the sex life dies because the man doesn't want to fuck anymore.

And protip for the future: if you ever do have issues with your shared sex life, make sure to bring sex up as something that is not just fun and a release, but also intimate, a way to bond, a way to feel attractive and loved.

>>18319332
well, you lack a partner to tell you, they like your looks. Trust me, there is a lot of people who'd cut some unimportant bodyparts to have a good look at you and fuck a couple of times. And I know it even though I haven't seen you, it's the magic of statistics.

so find yourself somebody and trust them when they compliment you.
If that's impossible, see a doctor

>>18319244
Well in my opinion it means she still has feelings for them, so I would be concerned, but, but. If she is with you she should be willing to brush off anything this guy says. To me this sounds like bad news and I would talk to her about this subject. Basically I would give her an ultimatum, either you cut off contact with this ex and stop worrying or we part ways

>>18319311
While on the subject, what do you think is the best thing a man can do to become more considerate in bed and do make you get that orgasm?
Do you just expect him to keep on pumping or will an oral orgasm "be enough" as it were?

>>18319341
I wish I was a guy, much easier to transform your body. Don't have to worry about having the perfect boobs

I lift weights, but that won't change my boobs or my pussy

>>18319346
my bf loves my body, and tells me that all the time. But it doesn't help. I still feel the way I do.

Thanks for trying to help though everyone

Maybe surgery is the only option

>>18319297
lose weight fatso

>>18319355
surgery won't change anything

>>18319359
I could get surgery and get bigger boobs and a nicer looking pussy?

Probably wouldn't be perfect, but maybe it would make me feel a little bit better?

>>18319311
I think the claims of women not getting pleasured by men are heavily exxagerated. People have books written on it and most men finally know something about how female orgasms work. Still not sure where the dichotomy comes from.

What qualifies as "good" foreplay?

>>18319332
All I can tell you as a man is that the exact size of a pair of breasts and pussy doesn't matter too much when it all comes down to it. As long as you keep fit I think most men will be happy with a female body. I don't think anyone with an normal sex drive would ever see a healthy pussy and go, "nope, I ain't fucking that".

>>18319184

I'm not as shy as that but yes that's definitely a shy thing.

DESU I doubt this relationship will work out. Communication is pretty hard when one party is unwilling to speak up.

>>18319362
no. If a man whom you love really enjoys them, and if you are starting to hate them, not hated them from the beggining, it means your problems are psychological.

Anorexics are never satisfied. And you have symptoms very similar.

You need psychological/psychiatric help.


Also, boobs after surgery are fugly

>>18319369
Thanks
But my problem isn't whether a man likes my body.
its whether I like it
Because when a man tells me they like my body, all i think about is how I hate it so much.
I can't even register the compliment. It's meaningless.
Thats the point of self hatred im in.

>>18319362
Don't do it. Ever. If anything if a man ever finds out he will find you more unattractive than before. Also, this is starting too sound a bit like a fairly big metal issue and I would suggest to at least talk to a shrink a bit before you ever decide to slice up your body.

>>18319355
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(Some people say it grows your boobs by increasing your estrogen)
>I wish I was a guy, much easier to transform your body
AHHAHAHAHAHHA
Nigger, no, just no. Plenty of girls put like 10% of my dedication and effort yet they're considered much more attractive because of 2 things
Low standars, since most women don't exercise, or do yoga at best they all have shitty bodies, thus the one that actually has an above average body is a goddess
It's just easier, do you worry about delts, taper, wrists, having low body fat levels, or lift as much as most guys? Most bodybuilders are also trainign for strength which most women don't do, because you don't need to be as muscular to be attractive. Call me when you're rowing 135 pounds dumbbells
>>18319370
The thing is, while we last up to 4 hours talking and she does really enjoy the conversation she just listens, then tries to say something but then won't say it loud enough.
I don't know. I will keep insisting anyways

>>18319352
Some women orgasm very easily. Many do not, either because of physical reasons (needing more time, being less sensitive) or because of mental reasons (having a tough time relaxing, finding it hard to let go and reach that spot with another person present).
I do not expect a man to try everything within his might to give me an orgasm if it doesn't happen that easily. Hell, if he tried and tried and it didn't work I think (though I've not been in the situation thankfully) I would be long glad for him to let go of that quest and go back to just enjoying each other for the sake of that.

But I expect a man to want to do that. Explore each other. Penetration isn't the holy grail - to some women it's not even in the top three of fun/sexy things during sex. Some women like nothing else but in general - there is so much to do together. From grinding, steamy making out while touching each other, oral, hand stuff, ass play, toys, dirty talk, mutual masturbation, shows/strip teases/lap dances, role play, and this is not touching upon specific kinks. You are doing yourself a huge disservice by regarding everything but dick in pussy as obligatory noise/hurdles. Especially because it's not that way for women.

Women need to be physically ready for penetration. Even if it's technically possible to put it in, the hornier she is the more wetness she'll produce and the more blood will go to her groin area and heighten her sensitivity. Having sex with a woman not already turned on, after minimal foreplay, is like trying to jam a limp dick into someone. Fifteen-twenty minutes of building up to penetration is not exceptional. Quickies are of course possible but there's a difference between both already being horny and going for it then and there, and you springing the idea on her while she's not already in the right place.

>>18319374
Probably. All my problems come from years of comparing myself to other women, learning about what people consider the ideal sexy body (Which is not mine), learning about the concept of innie and roastie pussies... etc

>>18319383
As for your question, with my last lover we didn't last long enough for me to relax enough to have an orgasm from what he did to me alone. However I would finger myself afterwards (that still worked like a charm) and he would whisper filthy stuff to me, hold me, encourage me, touch me during. It was less about whether he or I myself technically caused the orgasm. It was about him not regarding sex as over because he got his.

>>18319364
In my home country they did a survey among young girls. One in five had occasionally or regularly experienced vaginal pain or bleeding, not from anything medical but simply because their partners did not turn them on enough before putting it in.

Most men do not buy or read books on how to make women climax. The very fact that people go to a thread like this to ask it, as opposed to googling extensive guides, already gives you an idea. Most men do watch porn where women climax at the drop of a hat and are always ready for fucking in all holes.

>>18319384
bingo. Now you know what every single man has to face when thinking about his penis.

the only advantage we have is that we simply can't change it, no matter what.

see that brain repairer and regain happiness.

>>18319381
I've been on the pill, didn't make my boobs bigger. I eat a lot of soy already, no change. My boobs are set in their ways. If anything they are getting smaller the more I train chest. Maybe a bit perkier though.

I worry about debts, and all muscles. My ideal body is very muscular... It is harder for women to gain muscle... Without steroids of course.. That's what i meant by its easier for men to transform their body.. It's easier for them to gain muscle, get biceps, delts etc... Also easier for them to be a lower body fat percentage.. Then women, because women's hormones...

So what I meant was, if I was a guy, I could go to the gym, eat right, all that, for up to a year, and I would look more muscular than if I was a woman and did that...

>>18319383
Seems like some good advice. I have to admit I don't generally think about it too much. Thanks.

>>18319398
Yeah I understand that men have similar problems. I never denied that.
But this is my problem, and I'm just trying to figure out here how to maybe help or change it...
Thanks though

>>18319384
also, fuck, I love tiny boobs and I love most of outsies. Hell, girl, stop trusting the general public so much. Remember that half of them has the IQ of less than 100. And they scream the loudest

>>18319400
No problem, better to learn it now than after problems arise... best of luck!!

>>18319409
Thanks
I know a lot of guys would probably like my body,
but it still makes me hate mine.
But thanks

I am starting to sound really annoying and whiny in a lot of my replies so i'm just gonna stop and let the thread continue on...
thanks everyone

>>18319395
I was talking about the college educated liberal men in the west. I'd be pretty surprised if they aren't giving their women multiple orgasms.

>>18319384
Firstly, you need to realize that nobody will hold you to those examples and the ideal sexy bodies. They might be ideal, but most people(outside maybe teenagers and autistic people) know that's not reality and won't compare random people to photoshoped models.

Seek professional help is the best advice before you do anything drastic like plastic surgery.

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>>18319416

When I and my girlfriend started having sex, she didn't get any orgasms from PIV sex.
Now, after some months, she gets them almost every time.
Is that a common thing?

>>18319399
That's not the point, the point is that women can look much better with 10% of the effort a man puts.
Also no, you're not "super femenine and can't grow muscles" you just don't do enough or proper exercise

>>18319416
You think most guys on here aren't western and college educated? Yet you still see threads like >>18318920, just happened to see this earlier but it's not a rarity. Even for otherwise intelligent and hypersexual men who were stoked for finally losing their virginity, to never stop to look into how to eat pussy or how to fuck until they realize what they're trying does not work.

I can't speak for everyone, I've only had two partners and cannot complain about them at all (then again I was supremely picky). But from having had female friends throughout life obviously, the common pattern is that whether or not the woman regularly orgasms has more to do with how easy it is for her (eg if she easily comes from penetration) than that the man is trying. My best friend dated a medical student with honors (not an autist, either) and he tried to fuck her virgin ass with zero lube until she threw up and cried.

Now these are all young guys and I know the stories of entitled starfish women as well. But the idea you have that the average young college student is great in bed is absolutely false.

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>>18319423
She didn't feel comfortable enough at the begining, now that you have a gf help me with this >>18319098

>>18319423
Completely normal. Almost every time isn't exactly common but it is quite common for the amount of orgasms to go up and get easier with time. It has to do with getting into the rhythm together, growing more comfortable and daring to let go more, and simply feeling safer which causes her to relax optimally.

>>18319425
I'm actually a pajeet so I have no idea what average young college students think. My views are entirely from spending inordinate amounts of time on /v/, /tv/ and /adv/. I will be getting into an arranged marriage. Any advice to make sex very pleasurable for the woman? For reference, the girl and her family are only marrying me for my money and I would like to pretend it is not so :-)

>>18319444
Well, if she is really dead set on wanting your money and not actually being attracted to you, you're not going to get around that.

Your best bet is to just make sex fun for her. Part of that is always individual, but there's stuff you can't go wrong with. Foreplay is one but build up is another. Try to make sex the culmination of her feeling desired (like going on a nice date together, flirting, chatting about all kinds of things, showing with how you look at her that you feel she's beautiful) - obviously not all the time, but definitely for the very first time at least - and penetration the culmination of having turned her on lots. The most common/universal way for women to enjoy sex is to take charge without degrading her or outright dominating her in a BDSM manner. Like pushing her down on the bed, kissing her feverishly while she feels the weight of your body, a heavy hand on the small of her back, passionately pulling her hair (at the roots, otherwise it hurts). Don't treat her body like something that intimidates you or something sacred. Let her feel and see that she arouses you. Often going with your own instincts (as in, whether you want to pay more attention to her boobs or ass, for example) is also what's best for her because you get the most genuine enthusiasm. Try not to get too caught up with what your strategy is during actual sex, that makes you nervous and takes you out of the moment.

Wait until she is wet (not moist, the vagina's always moist) and you can easily feel around with a finger, the vagina is not a tight little hole like the anus but an actual entrance. Then you can penetrate. If she seems into it, you can psych her up for it with dirty talk, make her beg for it etc.
Penetration shouldn't last endlessly. ~Eight minutes is average and that's fine. Over time she'll get sore but more importantly, the sensation can grow stale. This is also why you use difference positions, to switch it up, have renewed wonder at how good it is.

>>18319276
>Why do women pretend to enjoy sex

*shrug* I've pretended to do it as a guy a few times. Just wasn't feeling it that night, they were, figured I'd make em happy.

>>18319124
>guys or girls, any successes with online dating? which sites are worth using?

Sure. I did OKC and PoF for a few years. Met a number of people (maybe a dozen or two? Don't really remember). Also met my girlfriend there, been together two years now.

Thing is, for some reason people seem to think online dating is auto-pilot easy mode for individuals with zero social skill. It's not. Its just about as hard as if you were walking down the street and started cold approaching every random stranger that you see. Most of the time you're going to get shutdown.

>>18319193
>Chivalry in men, appreciated or patronizing?

I'm a dude, and I'm a dude who opens doors, helps strangers carry heavy shit, helps old people across the street, pay random compliments when I see someone's put effort in to something, and all that shit.

IMO "Chivalry" is a bit patronizing in the way you're describing it, because it sounds like you're applying it only to women, and that sounds like Nice Guy™ behavior.

When I do that shit I do it pretty much regardless of who it is, and not to impress anyone, but because i want to and it's something that makes me feel like I'm being the kind of person I want to be.

When you're doing it to impress, or when you go out of your way to do it, that's when it can becomes kind of patronizing and overbearing.

This is one of those things that's all about intent, and that intent tends to show in the way you carry yourself.

>>18319458
It's fine to ask questions about what you can and can't do, but phrase it in a sexy way. ("Tell me how it feels" rather than "is this doing anything for you?")

If you want her to do something, like give you oral, she doesn't initiate, you can prompt her but again do so in an attractive way. Like hoarsely telling her you want her to taste you or you want to feel her mouth around you, not pushing her head down or nodding towards your crotch or anything. Let alone taking it out and pushing it into her face.

A common tactic is eating the woman out before penetration, this makes the chance bigger that she has an orgasm from that. If you google "cunnilingus guide" there's lots of elaborate stuff written on oral. If she hasn't finished during sex, at least offer to finger her or whatever. As I said in a previous post, the least attractive thing is not that a man doesn't single-handedly make you come or whatever, it's feeling like he doesn't care whether you do or not. Or doesn't even stop to realize that he got a kind of pleasure you did not.

I hope this proves useful, though again, if she really is not feeling it and not trying to have an open mind and see what happens in the moment, you could be a sex god and it would not matter. Sadly.

>>18319423
It's because you've both figured out the rights spots and moves to get there. I'm surprised it's every time though but yes, her being able to from PIV is normal.

How the fuck do i mantain a conversation when she makes no effort to continue and gives me small answers with no tangents to pull off from?

>>18319475
Typically when someone is like that I just stop replying. Eventually they either start giving a shit and try or they never talk to you again.

>>18319437
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>>18319429
Thank you very much!

Did I just miss an opportunity?

>match with girl on tinder
>chat for a bit
>ask for her number
>says she doesn't give number until after she meets up
>uuhhh ok
>ask her to dinner at Y at X
>says sure
>small chat over the next few days
>we meet up
>talk and eat and stuff
>asks me what Im doing after this
>"not much, why you want to do something?"
>her "no, im grabbing drinks with a friend at X"
>talk about what we drink
>split check
>leave
>give each other a hug
>she gives me her number

I think I fucked up again, should I have asked to tag a long for drinks?

>>18319535
In such situations you need to go in with a nothing to lose attitude. I would have asked since the worst she can say is no.

my boyfriend and his friend are always hanging out. i don't mind this at all, and i even like his friend. however, their relationship is a little weird for me and i want to see if this shit is normal

they always sleep together every night and seem oddly close... last week my boyfriend's friend sent me a picture of them kissing and basically just said "hey anon check this out" and i was just kinda like heh heh but secretly think it's weird as shit. does he just have a super weird bromance or is he gay or something? i would prefer if a guy answered this one but i'm open to anything

>>18319310
Any more?

A single opinion doesn't do much

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>>18319586
He gay af. Just talk to him,

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>>18318925

Is the size of the penis that important to sexually satisfy a girl?

I personally consider mine small, not ridiculously small but a little below average. I also think i might have a small case o phimosis so that probably doesn't help. I never had sex and i don't even try to get a partner because of this.

>>18319586
Is your boy bi? Is his friend gay/bi?

I'm pretty open minded. My best friend is a gay chick. I've hung out at a lot of gay bars and I've kissed dudes before (mostly because booze, it sounded funny at the moment, and I'm open minded and curios enough to see what's up--I can confidently say, not AT ALL my thing). I can objectively say and admire when a guy is attractive and give no fucks.

That being said... I've never casually kissed any of my friends, male or female.

Not even my best friend--who I've been FWBs with. Even when we were fucking I never kissed her outside of making out, and when we stopped sleeping together and went back to being platonic, I never did again (and it's been like 3 or 4 years now?).

And the thing is, kisses mean jack all to me. There was even a while where If someone kissed me I kiss them back out of habit, but never while in a relationship.

Honestly, no fucking idea what to make of your boyfriend.

Maybe he's an odd duck (I admittedly am, but apparently in a different way than him) and to him that's cool normal, maybe his friends got feelings on the side and is trying to make you jelly, maybe they're both laughing their assses off right now because it was a prank they were playing with you, maybe anything.

IMO just ask what's up, and decide if you trust him or not.

My girl knows how I am, and that I can be pretty unintentionally flirty and friendly with people, but she also trusts that I'd never do anything to betray her trust and that I chose to be with her (proof of this, she was kind of wary of my best friend for a while when I told her of our sexual history, but she overcame that and now they're pretty close friends and talk more than my friend and I do (to be fair, most of our communications is shit like"On my way!", "I'm here", "meet you at x" vs they just trade memes and random instagram shit lol)

Talk to your boy and figure out if you trust him or not, because that's ultimately what this boils down to.

>>18319586
yeah, totally gay.
they send you a pic to check out your reaction, possibly they want a threesome.

>>18319621
>i don't even try to get a partner because of this.
why even bother us then?

>>18319658
>why even bother us then?
Because i want to know how much important it is so i can leave the fear behind and actually try to get one..

>>18319665
she loves->she doesn't care.
Also, there are just as many below average pussies as dicks. It's statistics.
Now go figure.

>>18319682
*below average size of course

just saw this cute girl at the grocery store. I was gonna talk to her but I couldn't think of anything to say. What do next time?

>>18319685
corny joke those always get me

>>18319193
>Chivalry in men(paying for dinner, carrying bags, opening doors etcetera), appreciated or patronizing?
Chivalry is a war code, pretty sure you've never gone on a crusade. What you're describing is not being a cunt. Yes, it's good to not be a cunt.

>>18319586
He's mad gay, I got a close buddy and we don't do gay shit like that

>>18317998
But she will say no. It's not a question of assuming; that's guaranteed what's going to happen.

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>>18318925
Women:

Is this nose unattractive? I have the exact same nose as the dude in the pic, and I've been insecure about it since I was a teen.

>>18319737

It's kinda cool.

>>18319061
I'm a guy, but I once got super drunk by myself and texted my crush who was also my friend an entire two paragraphs about how I really feel about her.

She hasn't come near me and refuses to even make eye contact, three years later, still the same.

What's up with women checking out forearms. Abs, I understand, biceps too. But forearms?

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>>18319586
Did he say no homo afterwards?

>>18318925
i feel like i settled for my white bf cause black men do not want black girls it's kind of messing w/ me. I like him and think he is okay for a man but part of me resents him. He is very annoying at times and i wish he was more like normal guys instead of this huge sjw w/ a bullshit major who's into art. I don't really care for chad douche bags but my bf is such a numale/cuck/redditor it pisses me off sometimes

I wish he didn't have such malleable opinions, he's very impressionable and easily influence by his fiends it's super lame. I want a guy that knows what he believes in I guess even if it's a bit problematic. I don't want to be w/ an edge lord or anything though
i really hate when he acts so morally superior than me honestly

idk what to do or if this will be a big problem in the future

>>18319771
>black men do not want black girls
what

>>18319771
Why don't you get with a white guy who's not a massive pansy.

Trust me there's plenty of white guys who dream of getting a black chick.

t. I'm one of them

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>>18319771
>I don't really care for chad douche bags but my bf is such a numale/cuck/redditor it pisses me off sometimes
You know there's a lot of wiggle room between chad and pansy right?

Sounds like you're not feeling it, I'd break up and try to find someone with a more reasonable balance of sensitivity and confidence. I mean, you're sitting here describing him as a numale cuck. It doesn't sound like there's a lot of affection there.

>>18319771

Kek.

You'd probably be better off alone to be honest, by sleeping and dating him, you're telling him "Yes, keep doing what you're doing. Being a cuck works, will you be turned on when I fuck Tyrone, you pathetic shit?".

And he'll keep doing it.

You say you don't want to be with an edgelord but chances are you'd be better off with a racist /pol/tard that tries to convince you to wear a collar in bed.

Either way, you're setting a piss poor example with this guy and he'll end up thinkin' he's doing everything right because you're encouraging it.

>I wish he didn't have such malleable opinions, he's very impressionable and easily influence by his fiends it's super lame.

This is the only part of me I get. You have to lie and shit and avoid dissent just to keep your job these days, but fuck, in private you should be able to let that shit go and relax with people who really know you. He's drank too much of the fucking kool aid.

>i really hate when he acts so morally superior than me honestly
Oh yeah. These types talk big shit about how "all whites/men/white men" this and that like it excludes them from being the same demographic. If we're all born with some original sin, then so the fuck are they.

But they believe that if they say all the right shit no one can touch them - unfortunately it conflicts with another belief of theirs, their "who's more oppressed" caste system.

I'd honestly suggest fighting fire with fire.
Out SJW him just to fuck him up. You're black and a woman - doesn't matter how many strap ons he's taken up the ass or the amount of refugees that raped him, and he let walk away - you're higher up in his caste system than he is.

When he tells you what to think, get all "Oh look another man, another WHITE MAN telling the woman how to think and feel?"

When he spouts some "internalised mugsoggyknees" to disregard your own opinion, pull the "man telling woman what to think" card.

Play his system and fuck him up in every match.

>>18319801
yea it's crazy they fucking loathe us you should hear the things they say about us i've heard it from my own family members how they prefer anything else
>>18319811
>>18319845
> sensitivity and confidence
i can't help but feel the only guys that actually respect women will always be some kind of numale/cuck/sjw

there has to be direct correlation all the actual ""nice"" guys i meet share those types of views


>>18319850
no i wouldn't want to be w/ a /pol/ tard

pol tards and sjw are 2 sides of the same shitty coin

im not trying to encourage him in any kind of way it's mostly his friends (that are girls) that has him behaving like that, his guys friends could give less of a fuck about sj from what i hear

I think he believes this is the way women want him to act I told him early on i don't appreciate politics and sj being shoved down my throat it annoys the shit out of me and thats why i stopped following him on all social media so he's well aware about how I feel about it


i will try the fight fire w/ fire thing though that sounds like an okay plan since i have the obvious upper hand in the oppression olympics

I want to ask out my coworker. Should I do it in person or via text? Which one is going to result in less awkwardness at work when she invariably says no?

>>18319892
>i can't help but feel the only guys that actually respect women will always be some kind of numale/cuck/sjw
Sounds like you're just letting bad experiences taint your perspective.

I'm a pretty conservative guy that's also a bit of an asshole. I still respect the women I want to keep in my life. Maybe I sound like a faggot here but while I've had my issues with my parents, I still respect my mother and I consider blind misogyny pretty stupid.

>>18319924
person, text is coward.
It shouldn't be award, people reject each other all the time, even if you feel shitty don't show it off

so if a person tells me they are a pre-HRT transgirl, will they end up with a pussy or a dick?

>>18319948
you should always go for the boipucci

>>18319535
If she wanted you to come she would have suggested, but the fact she gave you her number seems like she wants to meet up again.
She could have been meeting up with a friend to talk about the date, I know woman who do that.

>>18319930
>It shouldn't be award
It will be. Which would make it less awkward?

I recently started dating a girl I've been friends with for a long time. She was dumped by her ex just over a month ago. She said she wanted time being single and didn't want to get into another relationship too soon so as not to hurt her ex who is a bit loopy.

Partially through my own fault, our relationship ended up developing quite quickly and we ended up dating much sooner than expected. She was reluctant to tell her ex because, again, she doesn't want to hurt him, but eventually she told him because he was sending her daily messages asking "what are you doing today?" etc.

Anyway he has been having a huge temper tantrum in the last few days since she told him. He keeps telling her how much she has hurt him and trying to convince her to dump me and get back with him. She very clearly has no intention of getting back together with him, but she is very stressed out and depressed by the fact that she has hurt him so much.

Do you guys feel like we are in the wrong here? Is one month too soon to move on after a lengthy relationship? I feel kinda bad for moving the relationship along too quickly, but I have liked this girl for a long time and wanted to make sure that I could let her know how I feel before I lost the chance. I did tell her that I was willing to wait as long as she wanted but in the end we decided to just begin our relationship now.

>>18319948
Dick

Any advice on passing the road test and getting my driver's license? It's my first time and I really don't want/can't afford to fail but I hear most people don't past the first time around.

>>18320301
Just stay calm and do your best. If there's anything you're struggling with, get someone to give you pointers and practice it as much as you can.

What's the difference between flirting and just regular friendliness?

My friends now and previously my coworkers at my old job would always tell me that a female customer/cashier/completely random person was flirting, but to me the interaction was indistinguishable from any other interaction I'd have with any other customer/cashier/completely random person. So either they're lying to try to make me feel nice, or every single man and woman customer/cashier/completely random person is flirting with me at all times every single interaction.

Obviously, one of those scenarios is complete bullshit. So what's the difference between flirting and normal interactions, and secondly, why would people lie?

>>18320306
I get pretty anxious when it comes to exams (and I have poor motor skills in general so I'm not feeling very confident to begin with.) I'm not sure what I can do to calm my nerves. I'll ask my instructor to be more critical though.

ladies with sensitive nipples, how does it feel when your nipples are rubbed, licked or sucked?

>>18320311
Any obvious deviation from their normal behavior is the easiest way to tell but if it's a stranger it's honestly a crapshoot. I'm curious to see what other anons have to say about it. I don't think your friends/co-workers were lying though. They might have genuinely seen it the other party was flirting with you. Doesn't mean they're right, just that's what they saw.

>>18319621
Lesbians don't have dicks

>>18320325
Uh... good? What are you looking for, exactly?

>>18319144
I've only done the former when actually feeling threatened, and I've never done the latter, nor have any of my friends. Stop getting your information from /pol/ or /r9k/.

>>18319153
>As a woman is the sluttiness of a guy a major factor for you like it is for many of us guys?
Not major as in, I wouldn't date any non virgin, but I also wouldn't date a manslut. A few parters, around the same as my own number (3, and I'm 25) is ideal for me.

>>18319193
>Chivalry in men(paying for dinner, carrying bags, opening doors etcetera), appreciated or patronizing?
Patronising, a lot of the time. I don't mind help if I'm really struggling with bags, but I've had men wrench them off me in order to 'help'. I open doors for people and stuff, so I just think it's polite. On paying, however, I prefer to split the bill equally.

>>18320325

Feels really hot. Instant arousal but sometimes it can hurt if it's too hard. It helps make it easier for me to get off but at the same time it's almost like a weak spot

Guys.
So I guess I'm just autistic and was going to ask my friends but I'm afraid that they'll know who I'm talking about. anyways I like a friend of mine, I have for awhile. My problem is I'm trying to deem if it is just infatuation because I don't get a lot of human contact outside of these people or it's actually something. Is it worth trying to start something up if it is something? possibly risking my friendship?

>>18319193
Personally I appreciate it, but I start to feel like a burden if guys do it too much, so I try to balance it out by doing nice things for them too. You treat me once in a while and I'll treat you, that kind of thing.

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Where do I find girls in their 20s who has finished education and now out working?

Never gave it a try when was going to uni myself and surrounded by girls but now I got a job and all the women are 40+

>>18320383
2bh, now that I'm working, I don't really do much except go to work and go home.

>>18320383

Sorry to break it to you anon. They're either taken or they're a crazy unwanted bitch.

>>18320394
Awesome, I'll just embrace wizardry in a few years then.

>>18320400

lol yup. I mean unless you're lucky and some asshat dumps a gorgeous 8/10 just cause he thinks he can get better. Maybe you'll be that lucky anon!

Is it weird as a senior in college to date a freshman in college? To me it feels weird because they're straight out of high school and still have a crap ton to experience before dating older guys.

>>18320410
>>18320415
>Ask The Opposite Gender Anything
>Opposite Gender

I am going out with this girl but I am a virgin and she is not

I have flaked on her twice for sex because of performance anxiety
How can I just break it to her that I really want to but I'm a virgin so I'll be lousy at it? I'm afraid of her losing interest

>>18320427
I dunno. Sometimes I get responses from the same gender either way. So I just open it up to both.

>>18320431
So you make your own thread.

>been dating 4-5 girls over the last couple of months
>last girl was pretty cool so we meet again a few times
>she invites me home one evening
>gets real fucking kinky
>wants to put a condom on me with her mouth
>cum in her mouth as she tries to do it
>just kill me now.jpg
>make my excuses and leave
Did I just lose my virginity?

Since >>18320427 is a faggot, I'm making a new post.

Femanons

There's this girl I really like, but she's going away to school in 3 months. I want to be in a relationship with her, but long distance relationships scare me. I'm not sure I'd be able to do it. I have anxiety, and I feel/know I'd become paranoid and think she's cheating on me. That wouldn't be fair to her if I acted like that. How would you recommend I cope with it? I want to learn to see if I could make this work, but I'm not sure.

>>18320450

Long distance relationships can work but they are tough and if you have:
>anxiety, and I feel/know I'd become paranoid and think she's cheating on me
That's just going to make it much worse. You can give it a shot and see if you guys can make it together. If any negative feeling/doubts arise, address it quickly and directly before it builds into something that can't be fixed.

Pretty sure I would have similar reactions like you so I've never attempted a long distance (luckily my guy is always close by for a good fuck). GL to you anon, I hope you guys can make it.

So I'm 24 and I've been single since I was 20 after a bad relationship. In other words, I've never actually asked a woman out since my ex was the one that took initiative. Currently there's this one girl I'm thinking of asking out that I don't really know but seems nice, does just asking her out for coffee make my interest clear or are you supposed to explicitly state that it's supposed to be a date?

>>18318925
As a female is planning a date at the park for a picnic a really lame idea? Never done much of this stuff and I usually feel super cheesy trying anything that's not from the norm.

>>18320461
Yeah, I mean, I'd want to address it with her before she even goes away if the relationship becomes a thing. But I'll see what happens. Right now I'm thinking really hard about if I want to go through with this or not.

girls, but i guess anyone can answer..

..im a dude, and im basically asking, is saying i have romantic feelings for my female best friend ever a good idea? does this ever work out in real life or am i delusional from too many animes? ive known her for many years now and it seems like a bad idea if i think about it too much. but i still want to say something to her.

>>18320480
Chilling in a park sounds great, but I'm a nature person.

>>18320480
Picnic is fine.

>>18320474
You get to know her, let her get to know you, ask her name, where she's from, hobbies, etc. Then along the way, if you're both still interested, you can ask her if she's seeing someone. The answer to her availability is usually reason to back off or let her know you're interested.

>>18320577
It really, really depends. How do you think she feels about you?

Personally, my ex best friend told me he liked me and it ruined our friendship because I didn't feel the same. At all.

Does dating a single mother make you a cuck? What if you end up marrying a single mother?

>>18320577
Guy here, but I can help with this. I told my super close friend I had feelings for her 2 years ago. She was very receptive of it. We didn't kiss. She just said she was glad that I told her how I felt, but she didn't feel the same way, and we're still great friends. But it can go other ways too. She might get freaked out. Make sure to practice what you're going to say before hand.

>>18320700
it makes you look like you couldnt do any better. single mothers are desperate and easy.
also their #1 goal isnt love but just having a father figure for their kid.

2 questions.
How do I be the little spoon? Every time after sex my girlfriend always turns her back to me and snuggles in. I feel like if I tried to do that it would seem like I'm just turning a cold shoulder to her. I don't mind being the big spoon, but just sometimes I want to be the little one.

My mattress is very soft while my girlfriend's is uncomfortably hard. She has said she doesn't like how soft mine is. If we were to move in together is there any recourse to this?

>>18320719
Tell her you want to be little spoon. Find a mattress that's just right, Goldilocks.

Ladies,

How long did it take you to drop the L word on your SO? When would expect/want him to say it?

This girl I like and I think she likes me decides to randomly text me out of the blue a screencap of her making plans to hang out with this other guy. No context or anything. What is she getting at? Is she prying for a reaction?

>>18320757
Such send back "Huh?" because that's just weird.

>>18320757
yes, don't (You) it
>>18320730
It's difficult to say. There are situations where it would be alright to say it quite early into a relationship, but normally after about 2 to 3 years. When you've really gotten to know each other, and have experienced some highs and lows together.

>>18320730
With my current boyfriend, it took us a year and 9 months. With my ex, 6 months.
Really depends.

What pleasure do girls get from anal? It stimulates men's prostates which can be pleasurable but is there anything it does for girls at all?

>>18320865
For a lot of girls it is a mostly psychological thing - I like it because it's taboo, because it makes me feel filthy, because it makes me feel submissive.
Beside that, there are a tons of nerve endings there and it is close to the vagina, so you can get physical pleasure from anal sex.

I lost all my long term friends due to them "being neutral" after my cheating ex dumped me and kicked me out of our house (in her name) while I was away with my family. She did it because I didn't support her emotionally through a rough patch with her family while I was thousands of miles away with my own. Truth is, I was supportive and told her to wait for me to get back in a couple of days so we can talk it out in person after hours and hours on the phone comforting her while the time with my family was spent on just that - the phone with her. She was first upset, then she started calling me out on shit I have done/who I am and basically calling me an asshole until I told her I need to spend some time with my family before I get back and I won't put up with her shit on the phone for calling me out on stuff we've either been through or stuff that have no real meaning.

After I gathered my stuff from her place I had to move right next to our mutual friends (they met her a year before that, long term friends of mine) and I told them that I can't have mutual friends with her so they'd have to choose. They chose to be "neutral" i.e still hang out with her even though all the things she put me through. Now all of them including her are calling me "insane" and tell me to get help because I'm overreacting by completely cutting them all off and becoming a hermit as opposed to my old social self because this is a small town. There are many more things that happened in which both she and they betrayed me in, but this was a short explanation of the whole thing, and going into details will make you hate them which I don't want. I just want your opinion on the thing as a whole.

I don't think I will see friendship as I used to ever again. I am afraid I will actually become insane from solitude in time, but for now I feel I made the right choice.

Any /adv/ice? Am I being too harsh on the ultimatums?

Girls, do you think you're capable of true love? Why?

I am male, 26. Met a girl 2 months ago and we were both infatuated very quickly. Started dating, have been for a few weeks now. Noe all of a sudden, I feel like I'm not in love anymore. I have started to see doubts about this relationship. I told her a few days ago and it absolutely crushed her. We're on a break noe, but are still in contact, mainly because she is really really hurting. And I can't leave her alone in this situation. Whenever she asks to talk, I do, because I am so sorry for hurting her. I hate myself right now. This girl is sweet, nice, and it felt so right in the beginning. I hate myself for the pain that I'm causing. What am I supposed to do? Please help..

>>18320910
Yes, of course I am capable of loving. I'm not a sociopath, I guess?

>>18320897
fuck, man

but from your story I'm growing convinced, that either you're not telling us the (whole)truth or that said friends are plainly stupid. What was the stuff she phoned you with in the first place?

>>18320910
define the true love, then we can talk

>>18320930
Staying with one partner for the rest of your life.

>>18320934
That's crap tho.
Love isn't enough to make a relationship work.

>>18320934
it has fucking nothing to do with love, true or not

Or rather - it may, but it also be simply because of fear or your socioeconomic situation.

By this definition it's obvious that the great majority of poeple would be capable of it

>>18320924
I know, it sound like I've done some assholish stuff and leaving it out. I'd think the same if someone told me that exact thing. The truth is that she was being an asshole the entire time, and I found out that she even cheated on me. At least on social media, but she didn't admit to that when I brought it up before I told her I had seen it. Then she admitted to have done it, but never really cheated on me sexually. I found that hard to believe so I was distant for a while, but she kept gas lighting me and telling me I'm ruining the relationship and so forth.

She had a huge argument with her family and was really distressed, so I comforted her. But it went on and on, so I told her I kind of have to go cause we were having family dinner an hour ago and it was a family holiday. She then started to take up meaningless shit about the relationship being bad because of me and so on. I put up with it for another hour and told her that I'm so fucking sorry but I really have to go.

After that she told me she has no feelings for me. I picked up my shit, found a new crappy place and found out she's moving with another dude. Some of those "friends" of mine actually knew, but didn't tell me so I heard it through the grapevine and got pissed at them all and gave them the ultimatum: me or her. They wanted to maintain friends with both so I just said my goodbyes and cut them off. Now they're saying that I'm overreacting and she still gaslights me calling me insane for ditching them as well.

>>18320953
dude, this puts the situation in a totally different light.
the whole argument and shit was simply because she was cheating on you and shit. She tried to use you up completely, then throw you away anyway.
And she managed that.

I think you did good with all those people. Tell them to fuck off, block them and find some better ones.
Maybe even consider moving somewhere else, since nothing really bonds you there anymore.

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Do girls care about what type of phone the guy got?
I got a modern brickphone since no need for internet on the fly.

Would that be a turnoff for some reason?

>>18320993
I don't care at all. I can't say for anyone else.

>>18320993
Question is, should you care for a woman who is so vain and vapid?

I'm not trying to sound bitter or be a dick but I have to ask this. Before I do, I will add some sort of context, I am a white, american, and good natured male. In my personal experience, women are negative, self centered, and complain about literally nothing. They have incredibly high standards for everything and get mad over the smallest things. Now I know there are exceptions, I've met a few but all of them are in their upper forties. What I want to ask is, what makes women driven to be so incredibly negative? Why does it always have to go that way? Is it age? Is it something else? My male friends are all hella chill and cool but I only keep one female friend (not my only contact with women) and she lives as my roomie. She is also negative.

>>18321029
I'm also almost thirty and this vexes me immensely.

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>>18321029
It's not their fault, though. At least not anymore.

Can a girl ever love me if my favorite wrestler is Chris Benoit?

>>18321034
Huh. I would like to see more peer review on this.

>>18321079
I will have to read the citations provided.

>>18321034
why can't we have a single board free of bait?

>>18321112
How is it bait, you dumb cunt? Go kill yourself.

>>18321124
yeah, that's exactly what I am talking about

>>18321029
xx goal is to have offspring in the first few decades of their lives. xy can go out and conquer shit and still have offspring at any time.

>>18321140
yeah, because they live for like hundreds of decades themselves

and also they totally don't want to have sex during the first half century of their lives

The previous thread was pretty good for once but i see we have gone to our bad habits again.

Kinda fucked up asking a girl for her number. We were leaving our final and we were talking for a minute or two, we went separate ways before I could ask her, was kinda awkward i didn't say bye to her or anything. I feel like she would have definitely given it to me too, she always made small talk with me.

But would it be weird if I added her on Facebook in the near future and hit her up and get her number?

>>18321144
hooked on phonics

Is it as common for girls to want big breasts as it is common for guys to want big dicks?
or is there some kind of line to it and more rational thinking?

Do any of you, femanons, want to have smaller boobs?

Girls, wouldn't it be bad if a guy got into a relationship with one of your groupies, which will destroy your friendship?

>>18321150

I don't think it would be weird, granted that you like actually know her last name to search it or at least have spoken to her more than twice. I wouldn't leave it too long tho, imo it would get creepy if you added her like 3 or more weeks since you fucked up.

>>18321179
Yeah weve talked more than twice and she always intiated it, but it was no longer than a minute or two each time. I was thinking once I get my grade for the final I'd hit her up and use that to see how she did then go on from there

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Girls:
Given the following, how would you want me to dump you:
>Your mom has cancer
>You hate your job
>You hate your body
>You have an exam retake next week that decides the fate of your degree.
It's going to happen within the next two weeks. I'm breaking up with you because you're a control freak and always depressed and I'm not going to let you bring me down. We've been dating two months.

I fucking hate women. I've never been with one without my one end goal, having sex. How can I have sex without creating fake relationships?

>>18321196
be gay, faggot

>>18321186

100%, use that as a starting base and just ask her how she went on the exam. I'm sure from their you'd be able to figure out if she's interested or not.

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Ladies and Lads, recently I've been having dreams of a girl I haven't seen in a single year, and I'll probably never see again. The dreams aren't wet but she's been there for the past 2-3 weeks.

What does this mean, and how can I make it stop?

>>18321231
jump with a parachute

but without parachute

Need some girl advice!

I'm talking to this girl on tinder, she's super nice and all, we spent the entire day talking to each other and we seem to like one another.

She's sort of an introvert but still hangs out with people and goes to pubs, pretty much the same as myself.

I never asked a girl out and I don't know what to do here.

On one hand I feel like if I keep talking to her she might get bored expecting me to ask her out or arrange a meet up (she lives fairly far away, about 100 miles from where I am)

...and on the other I feel like I might be asking to meet up too soon if I do ask her now. Not even sure if I should ask for her number or anything.

Also afraid she might not like me when she sees me irl, she's very good looking and I'm not so much, I know she seems to like me when we talk, she calls me "sweet" and "cool" at times but I don't think she'll like me irl for some reason, but it may just be in my head. I really don't like myself for some reason...

What do? when is the right time to strike before she gets bored of me and gets it on with some other guy?

>>18321196
just go somewhere like a club, tell the girl you're only after sex and chances are some whore will put out for ya.

>>18321251
>when is the right time to strike
now

>>18321235
This is one of the most reddit posts I've seen in a while.

>>18321265
that a troll advice or legit? I don't want to scare her off or make things awkward

>>18320577
Can you drop hints? Tell her with actions rather than words and gauge her reaction. That's what I did because I was scared to lose the friendship. I didn't get the response I wanted though I'm glad I didn't say it out loud.

>>18321277
nah, ur just protecting ur hurt ego. whatever

>>18321357
That's not even me, buddy.
But you should work on your reddit spacing and suicide jokes.

does getting an escort or going to a brothel guarantee sex?

>>18319006
>>18319142
Really? No other ideas?

a few other small details. She knows I have interest in her as more than a friend (She never denied feelings for me, but gave a very soft No) And she only seems to be this way with me. We've known each other for around a year and few months already.

Also, this thing happened around when I met her. She was basically sexually harassed by a male "friend" of hers. So that also may be part of why she's like this? Just is being overly cautious so it doesn't happen again?

That "friend" made graphic sexual jokes directed towards her, and would get a bit touchy. To the point where she seemed visibly uncomfortable

[E M E R G E N C Y]

Halp guise and girls. I'm meeting a qt friend for lunch. My oneitis actually and I'm feeling the pressure. How do I secure another meeting, perhaps in the form of a date? I can't blow a chance to ask her to meet again. I did last time and it took a while before we got in contact again.

>>18318925
So I'm talking to this girl and in the middle of our text conversation last night, I asked her what she's doing Friday (implying that I want to go on a date). We've already been on our first date and she seemed really into me but due to extenuating circumstances we haven't been able to see each other again for a while. The thing is, after I asked this question she just stopped responding. I sent her a snapchat afterwards and she opened it. What the fuck does that mean? Do I text her again? I'm totally lost.

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Im 24 in a month and I nevrr learned how to approach girls or even jost socialize with them without being awkward as fuck. Obviously I am a kissless, handholdless virgin as well.
Should I just accept my coming wizardhood?
It's not like any woman would even want a man with the level of experience of a 12 year old kid. Nor could I really even relate to girls who have had intimate relationships since their teens.

Girls

Do you ever eye short guys or find them physically attractive (5'7" for example)?

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Should I deal with my gf's orbiters? There's at least one of them who I'm sure is into her and just waiting for me to fuck up so he can replace me.
Honestly I wouldn't lead on girls who I know are into me, because I think that's not cool.
Nowadays it seems like keeping emergency backup BFs, orbiters, leading them on and such is OK behavior, but to me it's totally shitty. She says I'm too jealous and no one else thinks he's into her but I don't buy it at all

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How do I get a goddess like this?

>>18321411
This might be the best looking woman that I have ever seen.

>>18321411
Her bf is like 5'5

>>18321411
Who is that?

>>18321407
She probably just sees him as a friend. You sound insecure and possessive. Either she'll cheat/leave you or she won't. There's nothing you can do about that.

Being jealous is a self-fulfilling prophecy. You'll push her away and probably lose her in the process.

Let it go.

>>18321425
Jewish hoe extraordinaire

>>18321411
holy cow dude

>>18321423
This really really triggers my autism.

>>18321407
my friend's gf is in our friend group, she's pretty much the only girl. All my friends seem to be hitting on her and I'm pretty sure she slept with one of them
>mdma party, at the end when everyone went to bed, he went to her bedroom. Wonder what they did there...
her bf was out of town that week.
She also made out with some guy in a club once, we've all seen her except the bf, once again, out of town.
She was very flirty with me and likes to hang out around me for some reason but I didn't want to show her any affection because her bf is a bro. I think I'm the only one that feels that way tho, all the other thirsty guys are all over her. Its pathetic desu, both them and her. Them for shitting all over our common friend, and her for letting it happen.

I actually had a shot with her back in the day but was too autistic to notice so didn't make a move. Kinda glad now desu, I wouldn't be able to handle someone like that, I'll get jealous (for the right reasons) and the pressure of those vultures always eyeing her and just waiting for me to leave the room would get to me too much and I'll lose sleep over what might be going on when I'm not around.

Feel bad for my friend tho, they're still together and he's the only one that doesn't know whats going on, or he's just ok with it and cucks himself, dunno. I feel like I should tell him but I don't wanna be in the eye of the shitstorm this might create

>>18321411
Didn't she play in mad men? My instant boner knows.

>>18321442
Yes. She was Trudy, Pete's wife.

Looked pretty average on the show.

>>18321411
I fucking love her hair man

>>18321411
Proof that face is the most important factor when it comes to attractiveness Tits a good 2nd.

>>18321394
B U M P

Girls

I hooked up with this girl on friday, and we spent the whole next day together. I want to hang out with her again, but I don't want to get across as rushing (don't know how to better formulate it). How soon is too soon?

>>18321428
Yeah the problem is, some people don't understand when to stop being so social. It's like they create a web of security around them and give their partner the impression that they aren't 100% invested in the relationship. Like it or not, jealousy is real. Just this morning we had a thread about a girl whose bf chatted up a friend while they were on a break and complimented her. Granted, this is just an extreme form of what he's going through, but commitment is shown plainly and simply, but not associating so often with the opposite sex, and being there for your partner. Frustration is real, temptation is real, so jealousy too is real. Pitiful as it may be.

>>18321397
Pls respond

>>18321446
looks pretty average now as well

>>18321470
You're fucking average.

Guys

I am a guy as well, but I never really had guy friends (grew up with only girls). Do you ever have constant text conversations with your guy friends? I know girls love to be in endless contact with other girls, but to me it seems like it'd get bothersome after a short while to force some sort of texting conversation with another guy.

>>18321485
Only time I'm texting my guy friends are when we are deciding when to go drinking. I prefer to talk in person and so do my friends.

>>18321485

Unless you're an old friend trying to get back in contact, it feels strange if done too often. A guy might send me two txts, 3-6 if it's something interesting, but extremely rare. Like once every.. 4-5 months? More even. Besides, most men prefer to just talk it out in person when they see each other, could be weeks, months, years, but seeing them in person feels more normal to me than texting. And your situation with growing up with girls wont always translate normally to for exp, a gf. A girl may feel bombarded by your txts, sad you didn't txt often enough, she may prefer to hear the sound of your voice, all depends on the girl really.

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>>18321470
>looks pretty average now as well
>looks pretty average now as well
>looks pretty average now as well

>>18321533
I don't care if she is jewish. Holy fuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5RH3BdXDOY

you probably all know this, but I felt like posting it anyway

>>18321533
>>18321411
I had a huge crush on her back in 2011 and went to a bar to see her and two other chicks singing and there I met her blonde friend who got me completely lovestruck.

>>18321533
no, honestly. I don't find her attractive at all.
I wouldn't pay for a single date to fuck her

Girls:

There are countless girls on Tinder that specify they are not looking for one night stands on their profile (at least in my country). However, I also keep hearing that everyone knows that's what Tinder is for. So what gives? And is there a way of telling if a girl is dtf just by looking at their profile?

>>18321665
In a lot of places tinder is pretty much the only online dating website that is still up, so a lot of people use it even if they want more than a quick fuck.

>>18321665
ever heard about relationships?
and reputation, for that matter?

>>18321533
She looks like a gross bitch. Btw tat weird green thing at her arm looks like a dick

>meet girl, ask her out
>no
>repeat x24
What do? What is wrong with me?

>>18321739
ask her not to go out with you
>yes

>>18321760
I actually did that once.
It worked, unsurprisingly.

This girl I talk to keeps telling people that me and her are dating when we are not. Why would she do this?

>>18321794
She likes you.

>Hang out with a group of people I don't really know from uni
>at the end when we leave, guys ask this pretty girl which one would she like to share a cab with
>she picked me.
>I was like "seriously?"
>on the cab she leaned over my shoulder, I asked her if she wants to come into my room (was super horny tb.h)
After we were both through the door and I locked it, I squeezed her tits hard and bent her over, pulled her panties down, put my condom on and fucked her with all my pent up sexual frustration (it was awesome), she was squealing which turned me on so I fucked her even harder.
After that I asked her if she wanted a cab back to her place since I needed to sleep and I'm a very very light sleeper (doctor's advice) and the next day I had an exam.

I still see her occasionally at uni, sometimes she would stand next to me and I said hi but she only answered curtly.
Did I scare her off/ hurt her feeling lol
Did I read the situation wrong, I barely ever talk to those guys in class, so that night was a hookup event right.

Maybe I should ask her out??? the sex is good, wouldn't mind that. Also, I probably need practice for handling relationship drama and all that

>>18321794
this >>18321798
plus she cray stay out

>>18321847
what about just for a smash and dash? or should I not do that either?

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>>18321470
>>18321681
>>18321636

>>18321973
took you some time to find this pic

>>18321957
You are giving us very little context, but if she already acts like that fucking her will make things far worse. Seen it happen many times.
X goes out with Y, Y starts telling everyone they are basically a couple. X is like wtf but keeps going. X and Y have sex, Y is now thinking you guys are married and will throw a psycho fit if you try to play the "just fuckbuddies" card.

>>18321834
lmao you raped her. Wait for call from court, bud

>>18321834
this is gold
you should definitely ask her out

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Women: why do you enjoy ruining the world?

>>18322068
>implying men don't

Also, they only ruin murrica which is even better

>>18322130
Show me a woman who right now is largely instrumental in improving the world economy. I couldn't find any

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>>18322130
yeah fuck men

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>>18322142

>>18322158
lol

>>18322158
lmao didn't she and her company get banned from doing blood testing business because of inaccurate diagnosis and they are also under FBI criminal investigation for frauds...

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>>18322172
>>18322177
Ok, how about her?

>>18322183
yeah I agree she has a really big butt.

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>>18322191
And she have more followers on instagram than these two combined.

>>18322199
kek you're on a roll

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4453126/Kim-Kardashian-loses-100-000-Instagram-followers.html

>>18318975
Start with proper greetings. If you are online, try calling her name with exclamation mark! Like
>Hello Jane!

>>18319244
Show gf how to install apps to block messages from people. Yes, be worried, her ex will beat you. And she might return to him.

>>18319260
Depends on the girl. One was indifferent, one wanted just that and one considered anal as a reward for me. Ask your girl and you will see.

>>18321251
Ask her out. Simple as that. To ice cream. Dinner. Walk in park. Buy condoms. Think less and date her more.

>>18321231
Dreams are fictional. Dont try to find meaning in fictional literature. Adopt some sport.

>>18321376
Yes if you have money. And working dick.

>>18321397
Stop thinking so hard, treat then as humans and
>>18293702

>>18321399
See faq on top this thread.
>manlets, will they ever learn?

>>18321407
They are called backup man. Get rid of them. Do them a favor.

>>18321411
By actually dating and improving yourself with a ton of luck
>>18293702

>>18321440
Bros before hoes. Be honest friend.

>>18321464
Just ask her on another date. Buy condoms.

>>18321485
Guys can be friends with radio silence. Very common.

>>18321665
Just try to date them anyway. In the worst case you will gain wife / sex. Buy condoms.

>>18321739
Improve yourself, post your tinder screen in separate thread for tips or lower your standards.

>>18321794
She wants your D. Ask her out and buy condoms.

>>18322068
Back to /pol/

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>>18322209
Well, what you gonna do.

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>>18322218
>Fictional Literature
It is fictional but the mere fact she shows up consistently has some prospect. I'm not a Freudian-lead person, but I do believe dreams are some sort of innate manifestation of something in the human brain.

>>18322218
>being so stupid to answer all those questions losing the precious time of your life

>>18322240
Naw dude, I reallly really appreciate the advice.

>>18322222

>>18322238
Read some literature about dreams. Your brain is basically full of garbage, various level of conscience and when you sleep, your lower levels (which are ussualy blocked) get free reign. In the optimal case you arent even supposted to remember thaz stuff.

Dont search deeper meaning in it.

>>18322240
Who has it worse? Guys wasting his time trying to help anons or guy who laughts at first guy?

Is being clingy guy a bad thing, is it a deal breaker?

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>>18322232
>>18322199
>>18322148
How come all the good shit is made/invented by men, though?

>>18322265
*credited to men
science used to be a very sexist field
back then girls aren't even allowed to study mathematics, so they must be autodidacts to be somewhat acknowledged.

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>>18322269
Not him, but how come they don't create stuff now?

>credited to men
Wrongly?

>>18322257
>Who has it worse? Guys wasting his time trying to help anons or guy who laughts at first guy?
we're both the same kind of bad

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>>18322269
>back then girls aren't even allowed to study mathematics
(Citation needed)

>>18322279
I am using adv as a tool for my salvation. I know perfectly well what should i do, just the first push towards it is hard because i am scared of change which will come with it.

So i feel like you have it worse than me :-)

My girlfriend comes almost every time (or at least she claims to). Is this unusual and is she probably lying?

>>18322296
well, I don't need any salvation in the first place, so you're most likely wrong

>>18322316
yes, it's very unhealthy for the woman to come more often than once per ten copulations.
I suggest cutting her clitoris. Ideally during her sleep, so she won't feel the pain

>>18322344
I just meant that coming every time isn't really common and asked whether she's probably faking it.

>>18322355
it's only uncommon if a men doesn't care about her enough

>>18322355
Try to eat her pussy until she screams. Then insert your dick. Then try to eat her again.

Try to count how many times she will cum.

>>18322339
Then why are you here? Just out of boredom?

>>18322359
>Just out of boredom?
yes.
and also to speak with some actual people during the hours I can't meet anybody in person, as they are asleep

>>18322367
>talk to people
Aw, you reminded me my neglected friends.

On what boards do you talk to anons anon? Adv is somewhat one sided and other boards i see are always full of memes and almost no (You)s.

>>18322375
I sit here, for sometimes I can actually meet some nice and compassionate people here.
/trv/ shares some ofmy interests, even if it's too slow to take much of my time
The rest of it goes for good old /b/. It's admittedly terrible most of the time, but it has those moments of brilliancy I really value. Had some very intellectual and meaningful conversations there.

>>18322384
>/b/
Wow, i am not sure i am mentaly strong enough to go to that place :-)

But hey you sound like nice dude. Too bad you will fade into anons stream after this thread dies.

Have a good night!

New thread when? I have a question for roasties.

>>18321533
Not my type.

>>18321677
Reputation is for the birds! Let us hump endlessly!

>>18322394
we'll probably talk again, though

sleep tight, anon

>>18322397
>roasties
How about ask now? Are you beta or something?

>>18322407
>again
But i wont be able to tell it is you.
:-)

>>18322412
imagine it's me the next time you notice a guy who seems nice

>>18322269
Men invent and create to attract women, women compete with each other to gain the best man to breed with. This is simple biology. Just ask any woman what the most attractive feature is in a man and you'll get one of two answers: confidence or ambition.