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>>18431537
imo i think asking for a long vacation when you barely just started would be a very bad idea social wise

id take a few days but not a whole month

>>18431537

>implying you'll still be around if you take a month vacation

Unless you are some kind of senior level at the company they will not look kindly upon this and when promotions come up you will be 'that guy who took an entire month vacation'. That is if your boss even approves it.

>>18431537
just space it out across the 5 months like a normal person.You can take 4-6 days off each month.

>>18431374
>ass juice

No man, it's shit.

>>18431374
>>18431376
I suppose that's within the realm of possibilities, but just to add some information:

I smelled it. It's completely neutral.
And there was no shit on my cock or her ass or my fingers or any skin. That's why it's puzzling me, if that is indeed shit.

>>18431385
The smell probably evaporated with time. It's possible that she got diarrhoea after fucking and just shat the bed.

It's the same for all cultures. Don't fall for it. People don't deserve you. They need to earn it. Side note, same is true backwards. Don't ghost your parents and hit them up for cash when you fuck up your life. Also, is your sister hot? Post pics. I'm not a fan of Asian women but I'm curious foe whatever reason.

>>18431289
single child sorry

>>18431285
Why on earth would you move out and never see them again? That's horrible, Asian or not. You're not supposed to abandon your family just because you're grown. Christ, OP.

What's normal is to visit once or twice a year if you live out of state/far away. Or if you live close by, several times a year for important occasions.

They probably think you are easy, no offense but it kinda sounds like it is the case

Maybe the increased frequency is due to you being more and more of a degenerate slut and being easier to fuck rather than an increase in frequency of dudes flocking towards you because of increased attractiveness.

>>18431153
They probably have saviour complex and wish to fix you and save you from your whorish ways.

Poor guys, that's all I can say.

Get the Sasha grey one.

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>>18430806
this one?

is this practical? i mean just the soft part.

>>18430712
>(probably because he thinks guys "don't own sex toys"...)
but men own women though...

Best thing you can do is to not go down as I don't like oral. Hand works better than tongue

Slow but steady wins the race. Start slow and gradually increase speed and intensity as she gets closer. Be consistent though. Nothing ruins an orgasm like jumping from one technique to another every 5 seconds. Also find the clit but don't handle it directly. Think of the clit like a hot dish and the clitoral hood as the oven mit that you handle it with.

>>18430734
this one pretty much sums it up

>>18430597
Kek

That bitch is dead, why would you wnat to walk with an aids bitch?

Nigger are you trying to get that terminal pussy?? I hope you like skeletons because that bitch I'd .most likely dead.

>>18431468
What the fuck is wrong with you?
OP, most people who have HIV and are on meds live normal lives outside of taking medication. I'm surprised they even told you. Maybe they're just embarrassed, regretted telling you, and tried to distance themselves. Her reclusiveness could also be totally unrelated to her HIV status.

>>18430597
Sure, what's the worst that could happen?

>>18430591
Without knowing what x is how are we supposed to give a good response?

>>18430591
Be honest, tell her what you saw on her.

>>18430596
X in this case Is her coming over to make waffles, using a recipe I made up. And she wanted to know my recipe

I want to die.

How's that?

B, you have no fucking right to treat her like that. I'm fucking sick of her calling me at 3am to cry about what you did 'this time', but then through the tears mumbling 'he's not like this ALL the time' . Take a razor to your fucking throat.

>>18430799
how bout you teach "her" some basic dignity instead?

>Spending more money on some Canadian girl with a chad boyfriend than an actual, real-life prostitute
I wish people would stop enabling this.

>>18430061
She's not Canadian, she's American. And she doesn't have a bf. She used to have one but not for a while

>>18430069
>And she doesn't have a bf. She used to have one but not for a while
Aaaahahaha I have a bridge in London to sell you, you gullible ape.

>>18429904
Fap.

Is it possible that you married a woman that you are not compatible with? Sex issues are DIFFICULT because the one witholding sex usually feels worse when you tell them they're not being sexual enough.

For some reason, she has lost attraction to you. I have been there.

It's up to you to be uber romantic and make her feel sexy and wanted again.

It's possible, I've done it

>>18429904
Been there, the way I see it you've few options:
- More porn and masturbation and accept your decline into a sexless marriage life which is really common
- Cheat with escorts or someone more willing to while keeping your family intact
- Most people will break down and choose the easiest two options above, btut the hardest yet rewarding one is to seduce her again. Be romatic, be rough, be hard on her. Learn to 'game' her into you again.

I know the marriage counselors and people will say something in line of "have a talk with feelings", etc. It works, if you like 'duty-sex' which will leave a bitter aftertaste and feeling everytime it happens.
Of course she's just having a baby and hormones explanations are valid, but if it result in her witholding sex for that long it became bullshit.

>>18429718
I really do wish forums existed that gave advice to taboo shit like this. Alot of people aren't good and they enjoy not being good. Alas everyone is a bleeding heart on the internet so you can never get solid advice of douchey shit you wanna do.

>>18429718
You need to degrade them.

>>18429732
Duh but how do i stop feeling bad about doing it

A few questions:
>how old are you?
>how long have you been a) together and b) engaged?
>what was the argument about?
>what's your job and how much do you earn?
>how much was the ring worth?

>>18428716

Yeah, she fucked up, she should fix it. Either she finds it or buys a new one herself. Though, the wise thing to do would be to dump her. If she overreacts like that even before you are married, it will probably just escalate after you're stuck with her.

I would take that as a sign that you shouldn't get married. It's a long explanation but frankly drama Queens only get worse. Do yourself a favor, move on. If you stay, you're definately going to have to buy her another one (JUST BECAUSE, LIKE HER GIRLFRIENDS SAID A MAN ISN'T READY TO WED UNLESS HE CAN HANDLE HER TANTRUMS). Also, women aren't stupid. She threw the ring away because for a brief moment she thought you weren't the one. What the fuck was the argument about to warrant that? Also, no, it doesn't make it better if she didn't think she just acted, because I see a lot of broken shit in your future.

You don't have a hobby or career that gives you the validation and self worth you need. So basically like a female.

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>>18427293

Tru. My career does suck and is dry af, hey at least its "safe" and "stable". It does not have the feeling of validating my shit through conquest.

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>self-worth is tied to how many girls I can get
Fuck, how do I break out of this? My three best friends are like this, too. We get laid regularly.

>>18432169
Study a trade like HVAC or electrician

>>18432169
Self Improvement. Work out. Read more books. Apply yourself, retard.

>>18432169
go back to college son