i'm ordering a fleshlight for my bf, since he always wanted

Get the Sasha grey one.

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>>18430806
this one?

is this practical? i mean just the soft part.

>>18430712
>(probably because he thinks guys "don't own sex toys"...)
but men own women though...

>>18430712
Get a clear one so you can see his dingus.

>>18430712
heres a better present. why dont you just fuck him

>>18430949
yeah, that was the plan. so you think pic related would do the job?

Why does he need this?

>>18430958
i do. but i also have sex toys that we use together, i would love to use a fleshlight on him. i don't see what your problem is

>>18430960
he doesn't. for shits and giggles i suppose.

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This is what I have, only cost $20 and it's the best seller on Amazon. I've always wanted a clear one to see my cum shot going into it but I didn't want to spend too much in case it wasn't something I liked. You definitely don't need any "special" lube for it, if you'd rather be discreet then order some lube online though.

>>18430970
thanks for the adv.

i don't really care about it being discreet, but we already have loads of different lubes at home and sex toy cleaner. that should be enough, right?

i guess i'm ordering the clear one. i want to see him cum inside.

How good are these things anyway, is it any better than jacking off?

And how are the anal ones?

>>18430984
That will definitely be enough. Have fun and good luck.
>>18430985
Eh... Not better or worse, just different. The grip will probably be less tight than your hand so while masturbating it may be less intense but the feeling of cumming inside something is always better than just cumming into a napkin.

>>18430985
i've watched some porn vids to decide if it's worth it and the guys using them seemed to have a lot of fun.

Fuck I think my gf would be seriously weirded about if I ask about this, it would be cool though

>>18430994
how's it in comparison to a vagina?

>>18430985
Oh and I haven't tried the anal or oral ones, the oral ones creep me the fuck out. The anal ones might be a bit more ideal if you want tighter grip.

>>18431010
meh, my bf thought the same. if she haa sex toys and is weirded out, she's just a hypocrite and you can call her out on it.
he was surprised i didn't think it's weird, so you'll never know unless you ask.

>>18431018
Yeah maybe I should just ask, she does have a vibrator and I used it on her a couple of times. Not very often though. She likes the real thing better

>>18431015
>the oral ones creep me the fuck out

kek

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>>18431012
That depends on the vagina. The complaint I hear the most is that it's not as tight as the pussy they're used to or that it's not warm. If you're concerned about the tightness then get an anal one, if you're concerned about the warmth then you can buy an electronic warmer with it. I've never tried the warmer but that sounds nice as fuck, typically I just wash mine under hot water for a few minutes beforehand and it feels pretty cozy.
>>18431026
Look at this shit man. You can't tell me you want to stick your dick in that.

>>18431031
nah, that's good. i don't really want it to feel a lot better than my pussy, kek

yeah, they're freaky af. but then again, why are detached puasies and assholes not freaky?

>>18431036
When it's the rest of the body it's not that weird but thinking of a detached fake head is just really creepy to me. I always thought it looked kind of disturbing seeing a mannequin with just a head in a store.

I always wanted to buy one but I still live with my parents until I graduate.

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>>18431048
you'd love this one then

>>18431079
You pour water into it? Or is that lube?

>>18431073
and that's a problem because...?

>>18431073
I live with my parents too, I just keep it hidden. It is a bitch cleaning it sometimes though since I have to get to the upstairs bathroom to clean it and sometimes they're up there as well.

>>18431079
i guess that was to showcase that it's waterproof

>>18431093
I clean my own room, but my mom likes to go through my stuff when I'm not gome. It would be too embarrassing if my parents found out about it. And they're the types that would bring it up and tease me about it on family meetings and shit.

>>18431087
>>18431114
My guess it's hot water, to heat it up

>>18431118
her fault if she goes trough people's stuff. that's basic ettiquette. she might have to learn the "hard way". also, if they do that, just own it. if people want to give you shit for it, just ignore them. they aren't worth your time.

>>18430959
Yeah. I bought one for my husband years ago. When I'm feeling sick I just fuck him with that which, as far as I can tell, feels as good as sex.

Unless his weiner is really long, don't bother with too many twists and turns. It literally won't reach those parts anyway.

>>18430712
the utopia fleshlight is pretty excellent. get one of those, a wall mount thing for the shower, and an industrial sized container of water based lube
>>18431908
>feels as good as sex
not quite (see: not at all), but it is 100% better than a hand

>>18430712
I had two one was a amazon best seller and it made so much fucking Noise that if you do not live by your self Everyone knows what your doing.. The sound of suction is unreal at 2am and when your hammered... I got a better model like the one in the photo you posted still loud but no where as annoying for around 65 bucks... Worth it if your gonna take care of it.. I used mine forgot to clean it one day came back to it and this green slimy mold was inside of it.. It went right in the trash... They sell toy cleaners for these and lubes i recommend staying away from any lubes that are not toy safe as they tend to eat away the skin like product.. As for cleaning soap and water in the shower or sink and allow it to air dry for 24 hours is all it needs... Again noisy.. If you really wanna give him some thing not to be a Jerk.. or anything give him the gift of your self way more fun for the both of you and as a guy way more enjoyable then some fake toy... Handy, bj's and so forth.. Again not to be a dick or come off rude but the real thing is way more better and he will enjoy it way more then anything you can buy... hope this helps ya

>>18430824
Why buy a roastie fleshlight? Who thought that was a good idea?

>>18431908
how much of a bitch is maintaiance?

what is "really long"? my bf is 8", and conpared to the guys i watched using it in vids, he will definitely reach further, so i guess it'll be worth it?

>>18431928
thanks a lpt for the rec!
yeah, i already put that shower wall mount into the cart. seems neat.

>>18433090
we live on our own and get quiet noisy when we fuck anyways, so no concerns in that department.
kek, ok, we'll make sure to clean it out immediately.

it's not a "gift" in that sense, more something we can use together. i just want to see how it feels. don't worry, i'll still fuck him.