I'm a 26 year old kissless virgin I've spend $8300

>Spending more money on some Canadian girl with a chad boyfriend than an actual, real-life prostitute
I wish people would stop enabling this.

>>18430061
She's not Canadian, she's American. And she doesn't have a bf. She used to have one but not for a while

>>18430069
>And she doesn't have a bf. She used to have one but not for a while
Aaaahahaha I have a bridge in London to sell you, you gullible ape.

>>18430084
Lmaooooo destroyed

>>18430053
>How do I unfuck this

You don't, you're already in your late 20s without having learned the proper social skills, especially these days when bitter lunatics have banded together on the internet and have stopped each other from progressing in life.

>>18430084
>>18430086
What difference would it make.
>>18430087
So I don't have a choice

I already knew that but it's good to see other people also see that fact.

>>18430092
>So I don't have a choice

I didn't say that but I'm sure we're in a unique position in history with all these asocial shut-in NEETs about.

>>18430053
1. You are probably rich or have a job. Good work!

2. You recieved valuable life lesson called
>dont think with your dick. Before you press button BUY fap.

3. Yes you are retarded.

>kill myself
Stay cool op. Rich people dont suicide. Why dont you find normal gf? Or you know, buy regular whore?

I suggest you to go outside, have a walk, get new haircut, buy condoms, have a shower, put suit on (or get one), make 1st grade selfie and go on okcupid/tinder/any other dating site and ask some qties on date. The trick is to ask them omin 1st convo and if they say yes, extract their phone number before talk ends.

Good luck!

>>18430160
>Rich people dont suicide.
Better-off people almost disproportionately commit suicide.

>>18430170
Well yeah, money cant buy you sane mind, life purpouse or happiness directly, but you are not exactly helping in OPs case.

>>18430053
>I'm super retarded

>>18430053
You seem funny, just go do something with your life, come to new Zealand on a work visa and never look back

>>18430176
>>18430170
>>18430160
I'm not even rich. If I was rich I wouldn't care about $8000
>>18430135
Not neet, I work and I go to school

kissless virgin autist=/= neet

>>18430186
So what are you going to do?
A shitpost on 4chan
B buy normal whore
C obtain gf
D die alone
?

>>18430053
>you could have fucked 86 different whores for that money. Maybe dont spend money on cam whores anymore.

>>18430223
Whores are illegal here

It's like the US government is trying to drive us hopeless genetic abominations insane
>>18430193
D for sure. A for sure. B probably not, C definitely not.

>>18430231
>whores are illegal
Who cares? As long as horny old rich man exist the whores wil exist too. Just look up craiglist and search online for escorts, massages with happy endings and strip clubs. Places where you will find whores easily.

>genetic abominations
Post pic, i wanna see how fat and insecure you are.

lol dude with that much money you could have been in a sugar daddy relationship for a few months. If you really are loaded, consider going that route.

>>18430186
>If I was rich I wouldn't care about $8000
rich people don't get or stay rich by "not caring about $8000"

>>18430186
>Not neet, I work and I go to school

Alright scratch that, we are in a unique position in history with the (seemingly) increasing number of asocial autists that failed to integrate into society.

>>18430053
Dude i understand how addicting camgirls can be, fact i am in the process of quitting going to those sites. I will never ever spend money on a bitch to see some titties.

$8300!!!!! Son u aint physically getting any. I am a mr. Krabs when it comes to money. In fact I remember when I got four cents worth of free gas and I was estatic! I kept texing my hombres about it lol


Tldr: i understand camgirl addiction but will never ever pay them or real physical girls next to me just to see some skin.

You piece yourself/life/shit one day at a time OP. One day at a time.

Focus on yourself first. Your kissless? So am I. I'm 23, about to graduate.
Go to gym(better yet, join a legit Martial Arts Dojo like Karatedo, Judo, etc.)

Read books like The Way of the Seal for self-improvement. Or anything that fancies you.

Find a hobby (paint, write, draw, etc.)

Optional. Watch Bob Ross's Joy of Painting Series.

This is key:
Learn to live with the person who''s been there from beginning to end. You.

You fucked up? Tough shit man, but who hasn't? Now learn from it, and once you do, forgive yourself and don't make the same mistake twice. Done. Move on.

Get help if it gets too much for you.

Goodluck OP.

With that money you could fix ur ugly face and get a gf

Honestly though there are plenty ways to fix your life, just man up and do something

>>18430069
Still, camwhores are a mistake, if losers like you wouldn't exist, she would be probably taking dick for money.

Camwhores are not your girlfriends, not even friends, they don't feel shit about it, yo you she make your day the best day of your life, to her it was just a Tuesday, it's a business to make you feel loved, you can ask for that to a prostitue, and even fuck her.

>>18431237
this post gave me the most hope out of any. idk how much braces cost but i can't imagine it being much more than $8000. Or other dental shit, my teeth are seriously fucked. maybe if i fixed that a girl would kiss me.

obviously i don't think it's likely because guys with fucked up teeth have had qt gfs before, but it's something to try. i want to exhaust all options before i kill myself.

>>18430053
>this absolute faggot of a human being somehow has $8k of disposable income, where I can't even get a job.
Wow, I'm an awful person. I need to get my shit together.

>>18430053
I am in the same boat my man except that i would never spend money for sex.

I have a lot of income, CS masters degree, i am 6'1 and semi fit and yet i never had a gf.
Either i am super fucking ugly or i just behave like a massive sperg.
I guess its the later, because i dont have any obvious deformities.

I fear that i will never overcome my spergness no matter how hard i try and will die alone.

I seem to radiate it somehow since even grills that never saw my face immediatly drop conversations with me.

>>18430053
At 26, that amount of disposable income, no disfigurement you could impress a woman 3-4 years your junior. It is really difficult to not connect with women unless you have a personality disorder.

>>18432125
>It is really difficult to not connect with women unless you have a personality disorder.
st-stop

>>18432090
Here

>>18432125
I dont have any mental illness.
I am just bad with socializing with girls, very bad.
With guys no problem i have quite a few male friends.

>>18432167
Go for really butch/tomboy looking girls. It'll be easier to pretend that they're a guy just like you. Eventually after you've befriended them, they'll show you a softer feminine side.

>>18432204
That actually made me chuckle

OP here. I have decided to kill myself March 31st.

Thanks for your contributions.

>>18432227
I dont know man i dont feel too miserable and am quite happy with life, despite being in a similar situation.

My only fear is that i wont ever have a family.

At least try for a longer while, your happiness cannot be this dependend on other people right?

Well, I'm sure she is glad to have the money, at least.

>>18430170
>Better-off people almost disproportionately commit suicide
I'd love to see a study on this, if you have one.

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>>18432274
it's a myth

>>18430053
yo what the fuck? pay for my college dude I'll show you my asshole and everything.

>>18432499
are you a cute girl?

>>18430053
i'll mail u my snail trail size S undies if you drop some cash into my college fund

>>18432090
what do you look like i'm genuinely curious

Jesus OP. I know something about that feeling, I've spent close to $2000 on prostitutes so far this year. I'm trying to stop, but when I get drunk I just have no self control.
Try not to dwell on it too much, and just focus on being better in the future.

>>18430053
chargeback

>>18432887
?

>>18432961
you used your cc right?
file a charge back claiming it wasn't you

You're only 26 desu, thats a lot of life ahead for you to slay som puss

Obligatory 'AS A WOMAN' , i'm gonna just say that you should just befriend some girls like you would any of your guy friends, and you might get a girlfriend out of it.

>>18433003
>make friends with girls
to torture myself?

no

>>18432167
>With guys no problem i have quite a few male friends.

You sure? The only reason I have friends is cos gaming and geek shit is popular these days otherwise I would have zilch to talk about.

>>18430069
not samefag, Lord, please, not samefag...

>>18430053
that is really fucking dysfunctional. you could have fucked an escort at least sixteen times

>>18433908
Yup. Even super high end escorts are like $2k for an hour

OP fucked up huge

>>18430507
Massified society has actually made everyone become lonelier. Tinder and similar apps have created a bit of a sexual superstar effect where the too attractive people have access and hog most of the opposite sex' attention, which makes regular people be alienated.

Yes, not having sex is uncommon, but it's not like these people are all entirely asocial. Many of them are educated, work and are otherwise entirely normal, so yes this is quite an interesting conundrum we're in.

>>18433003
>only 26
While girls are getting pregnant at 12 already. Fuck outta here, dumb cunt.

OP should be an hero