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>>18428347
Same. Not to hijack but I used to hang out with this group of guys and joke around with them, granted my type of humor is very harsh and offensive to most people, and I found out that they had a group chat dedicated to talking shit about me.

yes I can relate to this and sure, sometimes say thing I later regret. We're only human

Best piece of advice I can give is to not abuse substances because you're uncomfortable in your own skin, that will only make things worse.

>>18428386
Yeah, I kinda know that feel. Sometimes I think that maybe I am the problem. I too have kind of harsh type of humor but I doubt this is the main reason people around me are acting like this, because most of them are pretty aware of what type of person I am and how retarded I could be sometimes.

>>18428267
>cuddling in a corner of the classroom
what the fuck, is this what passes for an education now?

The day after I went to play soccer with my friends we didn't talk, exept the last 10 minutes of the class, when we were going to leave the classroom. I didn't initiate the conversation, she was playing a game on her phone while I was talking with my friends, and she started to playfully try to annoy me, she started pulling from the laces of my jacket and then she tried to steal like 3 dollars from my pockets, because of that I grabbed her by the hand and we ended up exiting leaving the school like that, grabbing hands. However, her mom comes to pick her up so she stopped grabbing my hand and she gave me the money.

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I was tidying up my room, sorry for taking so long

>>18428290
She is the best student in class, so nobody told her anything, and the professors are used to me doing absolutely nothing from time to time, so it was not a problem

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Today I dreamed about her again, and I started to think about some things. For example, if we ended up being a couple and we break up before finishing the uni, it will be really awkward, and since she is so attached to the niggasian there is a chance that I'd get jealous if she spends more time with him than me, or the other way around. I'm fully concious that there are other people that are in love with her in the classroom, probably including the niggerasian, but most of them are beta orbiters so them will not be a problem, at least not for our relationship, but I don't want to be hated by most of my mates because I took her out of their hands.

So I went to school at 7:30 a.m. She tried to start a convo with me like 3 times, but I was in a really bad mood because of all of the thinking that was going up on my head, so she stopped paying attention to me for a while, plus lately I've been listening to Glass Animals, and their songs makes me think about my life, and eventually, my bad mood shifted to sadness.

When the class finished, around 12 a.m. I went to my house and I took a bath, because I thought that maybe that would help me to shift my mood back to normal, but it didn't, I went to school again at 3:20 p.m., this girl asked to sit with me because she seems to care about me and she knew that I was a little down. So we sitted together, but I didn't pay much attention either to her or the class itself, but she offered her shoulders for me to put my head on. The professor started teasing the two of us aparently, I was not aware of this because I was listening to music, but because of that she started to do the work that she was supposed to be doing.

She asked me what was happening that made me feel so sad, the first two times I said nothing, but in the last time I told her that if she wanted to know, we could meet up after school, however, she said that she would not be able to because her mom picked her up, it was understandable.

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It's an uphill battle that will cost you time, money, and will piss off your legitimate users.

>>18428248
Im looking for ways to track my files

What kind of podcast is this? Most people dont want to pay money to listen to people talk about shit, and desu I feel like thats kind of silly too. I've seen things where the newest podcast is only viewable by people who subscribe, and the rest is free content, which doesn't seem like a bad idea and could bring in more people to discover you. But I'm guessing that you'd rather keep everything behind a paywall so you don't lose profits. Keeping people from pirating things is pretty much next to impossible, even big companies can't prevent it. You have to make the viewers want to pay for your content.

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I failed an exam because of this. At least I got 2 Bs and 2 As.

>>18428214
>>Am I gonna die ?

You think you gonna live forever?

>>18428214
I'm pretty sure the veins get constricted when you stay erect for a while, which causes the pain, doing that repeatedly could have caused tissue damage.

yes

as for the question, no you can't be whatever you asked

>>18428146
Twist the cynicism into humor and you'll become a more friendly person as you grow into it. I was the same way, and although people still think I'm cynical, they also think I'm funny instead of a dreary asshole.

A few ways. You can start being friendly by turning you cynicism into dark humor. Later on, when you actually acquired friends, you need to let go of blocking emotions. The more you'll block them with cynicism and dark humor, the more of a fuck up you will feel (and be). Plus, you'll need to really trust them for that so it'll be easier.

White knight fagot

Mind your own business you beta

>>18428151

>(I'm not jealous nor attracted to her, I just want to help her)

Can't you fucking read? I'm not trying to get her, I'm not trying to "white knight", I'm trying to prevent her from being even MORE suicidal.

(Plus, by calling me beta you kinda proved how beta you are yourself. weak.)

Well if she really doesn't want to then won't she be able to just say no and take care of what happens next? If she's hesitating to say no to him then that might mean that in the back of her head she could be ok with it. If you want to convince her to say no then maybe you can tell some of her other friends and get them to talk to her about it also. Ultimately it is up to her what happens.

That shit is time comsuming, and if you have better stuff to do, it's ok.

>>18428071

no. no woman has ever been turned off by a guy not having social media. the only way it can REALLY hinder you is if you meet a girl on tinder and she doesn't want to give her numbre out but she still wants to trade photos. she might insist on moving to snapchat or kik

but thats entirely specific to that and tends to be more towards one night stands then dating

Having social media is more of a turnoff imo. Fuck twitter for interrupting my dates.

It could be either way. Only you know the exact way she went about in the confrontation, but because you're sleep deprived it won't help much. Personally I'd bail. Not because you might do something you'll regret, but because she might do something that ruins your friendship. Listen to advice from some more anons though.

>LDR
silly boy, girlfriends are only truly gained in the 3d world.

>>18428008
>ldr
Ldr is scam. She is not your gf and never was. Delete her from your social media and go find real gf FROM YOUR LOCATION.

Cheers!

>>18427973
Be much, much more grateful.

>>18427973
Probably you should get some real life business experience first before you set out on your own and lose all the capital in a few years. Ask to have it kept in a trust or high interest account.

>>18427973
You went to school right?
Get in contact with someone from your school with a business degree and start making moves.

>>18427858

You don't. You stop hanging out with people that couldn't give two farts about you and go look for better people elsewhere.

If we are talking about family here, then tough it out and get a job to support yourself and move away instead of running away, though. It's crap, but it's better to plan things out instead of going half cocked and ending up living on the street.

Where does your value come from? Does your value come from the people around you?

How are you even certain of how people feel about you? They may lack the ability to express it, or you lack the ability to discern.

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Also, there's this girl who I'm attracted to who I know I shouldn't be attracted to because she's taking anti-depressants and I'm sure she's another person without them, how do I stop this before it gets to far? We work together.

Kegel exercises. Look them up right now, start practicing every day.

You will see immediate improvement in your situation.

ed is often due to psychological issues. make sure you check that possibility too. toroughly!

>>18427808
>>Ii's causing problems between me and my gf. What should I do?
What kind of problems? She could be the problem. If she isn't helping, find a new gf. Giving you shit or making you feel bad is extremely hurtful and not something a person dies to someone they love.

Make sure to check your spam box

Does your wife not indulge your fetish?

>>18427810
My fetish for gaping, shitting, piss, etc is visual only. I like seeing a girl * which I don't have any attachment to * degrade themself. That's why I like video/pictures. I suppose it would be hot to see a co-worker or someone do the same..i.e. someone that I don't have sympathy for.

In "real life" I have no desire to be in a room filled with shit or piss. Since I care for my wife I also don't want to wreck my wife's asshole or to make her cry. (We do anal but we do it safely).

Wear a prophylactic

>>18427725
Low, as the numbers of sperm in precum are lower than in normal ejaculate, and most are non viable. However all it takes for pregnancy to occur is a single viable sperm in the presence of an egg.

So the odds are quite low but they are not zero.

Slim, however, would you risk ruining your life for the next 20 years even if it was a 0.01% chance?

You can be introverted with tons of likes on social media or extroverted and not even have a facebook page.

Introverted just means that social situations drain your energy and being isolated empowers you, while extroverted social situations give you energy and being isolated drains you.

>>18427735
Well can people figure out whether you have a lot of friends or not based on your how many Facebook likes you get? I have no idea how some people can have up to 100+ likes for a post.

>>18427721

>judging a person by number of fb profile pic likes

That kind of people you want to be with? Grow up.. people that really find interest in talkin or stayin with you wont do that.

A shit-ton of bureaucracy and sitting indoors. You have to go along with it and either be very bored or really scared until you get the hang of it. If you're really good at it they let you out quicker than they were saying they would.

Cope with it and we'll see you when you get out.

I don't think the gay shit is as prevalent as it is made out to be, but I do hear a LOT of guys are defensive about it, whether or not they actually take dick so you do have to act macho. If you don't make friends right away you become an easy target, just act quiet and cool and don't talk to anybody about details about your life outside. You never know who is going to be released the next day and rob you shitless for looking at them wrong. You might expect bed bugs, crazy people trying to frame you for stealing their shit, start fights with you because of something you did but weren't aware of, every day take as much consideration as possible to sniff out the crazies, you don't want them as friends and you have to get a protective group that aren't full of crazies ASAP. You may share a room with rapists, sociopaths, mostly drug dealers though (they're not mutually exclusive things anyhow) and you need to keep your feet clean and change your socks often. You will have to shit in front of people. I hope the place you're going to is not too bad, I do hear nicer prison around me has movie nights for the cleanest block but the other jail near me is terrible. Stay strong OP.

>>18427693
From your post it looks like it'll be your first time ever, right? Don't go try to act macho and grabbing attention. Learn the grey man principle. It's not like people there will always fuck you on sight for the slightest thing you did wrong, thanks to bureaucracies and shit they don't just go out and fuck everything lightly, but if you're stepping way over the line, you'll get fucked so hard.
Also what kind of shit you do the earn the time in the big house? If it's some pussy shit like weedlmao or traffic violations, just chill. At least you'll get ridiculed, but will stay alive if you don't put tough guy act. Find friends with similar interests inside, join or form a clique with them to ensure your asses safeties.