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I was at a party and some italian girl kissed me. It was my first time too. The girl i like was there. I think she saw me. Fuck, i think o really fucked up my chances with her. What should i do? I have a background of being suicidal and a curfag.Help me please i just want to end it as of roght now. What should i do? Pursue her or just let it go and accept the fact that she will never love me back?

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How do I find a girl that doesn't smoke weed, drink alcohol, smoke cigarettes, vapes, or does hard drugs?

I don't know what happened, but it seems like nowadays the most normal, proper looking girls are doing molly and vaping strawberry e-juice.

It is annoying.

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Can any dermafags tell me what the hell this is?
I don't have health insurance, and I'm extremely hesitant to waste money on an appointment if it isn't serious.
It starts as a cluster of small, itchy blisters. If I scratch them enough, like I did here, they turn into this giant, painful patch of cracking skin.
I've been using hydrocortisone cream on any that pop up to avoid developing anymore sore spots.
I can't get the dry patches to go away no matter what I do though. I'm using cream 15 times a day, I've tried witch hazel, peroxide, and calamine lotion.
Never had anything like this happen before. I don't have any allergies that I know of

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How do I turn my straight friend gay so that I can fuck him?

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I often wear t-shirts such as pic related and I don't think they are that fashionable (im female btw). How to become more fashionable?

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Looking for an apartment nearby, find one that looks beautiful, only one pic on the ad (not sure why). Poster says to text the number given for additional pics and info on the place.

I do so, and I'm met with an essay about how they're military stationed in Texas (the alleged property is in Maryland) and they have the key but need the security deposit before they'll send it to me, which is "refundable" if I don't like it.

The email they messaged me with had a Philadelphia address but the Craigslist ad states a Baltimore address. So I'm thinking this is some asshole scamming people and he messed up his copy/paste, when I asked why I was given two different addresses they stopped responding immediately. It's possible they're working but it's hard to think that. The email did contain additional pictures of the property though, and it was stunning, especially for the price and location. I was ready to send the deposit til I thought over the situation and my spidey senses began tingling.

They also had relatively poor English which is concerning seeing as they're allegedly military with a very American name. I told them we needed to move in early August and they said that's fine they just need the security deposit to secure the property for us and we can start paying rent in August. Which really doesn't make any sense at all, because we could get a free month of rent if we were assholes. They seemed concerned about getting the 500 deposit but when I questioned them on why there's two addresses they stopped responding l. I tried to call the number they were texting me from and it was a google voice number with no voicemail.

There's probably more red flags that I'm not remembering as I type this. I'm not dumb enough to get scammed so i won't be sending any payments until they explain the entire situation and send real ID and contact info should they try to steal the deposit if it even got to that point. I just really want this to be real.

What do you guys think?

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What are the chances of HIV from a blowjob without a condom????

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Can someone tell me how to sell my soul to the devil

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I'll give you unconventional advice while handholding you through psychological and cultural bullshit.

My experience:
Crippling social fear and incompatibility with the entire human race. I'm still functional in society.

Ask away.

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Are there any non-surgical and discreet ways of terminating a very early pregnancy???

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Hello friends.
I have some time for the next two hours, and i thought it may be nice to spend it helping others.

Ask your questions, and i will do my best to give you advice, wisdom, or something to think about.

Please be oatient. Generally when i do these it fills up quickly. I will do my best to get to everyone.

Olease be as direct and succinct as you can... but give all the information and context that is required for me to be able to give a full response.

Ready? Lets begin.
Talk to me. Tell me what you need.

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Are there any fathers of estranged sons? How do you cope with Father's Day? Tomorrow is going to be the third Father's Day since my son stopped speaking to me, and I can't stop dwelling on this. Has anyone else been in a similar experience?

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So I just had my first sexual experience in about four years and it was a trainwreck. Basically my dick is just big enough to penetrate but not big enough for the "fucking" motion. Her body basically just got in the way.

She started off pretending it was good but I could tell she wasn't into it which made me go soft and we were having a hard time keeping it up. After about 15 minutes I decided it wasn't really working and she left. Of course she said some shit on her way out.

Anyway, I guess I'm done trying for sex. Not really anything that can be done about it, but I thought I'd get some stangers' thoughts on it.

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I'm desperate.. I'm 21 years old and I've been in a relationship for 7 months. He's perfectly perfect, but he doesn't want to have sex because of psychological issues (he suffered from pyhmosis and he had some problems with the healing). I told him I would have waited but my patience is disappearing.. he never talks about sex but when he does I get mad because I remember that he won't even touch me when we will see each other (we have a distance relationship and it already happened that he said things he would have done and then he reneged on it) and I realised that I'm really upset.. I know I'm wrong but I feel so numb, I desperately want to make love with him. I masturbate everyday trying to not to think about him because when I do it I start crying..
I feel childish and stupid but what can I do? It's the first time I really like a person physically and he can't help himself to have a sexual intercourse with me...
He said that my behaviour has become strange lately, but I can't say these things to him because he would have a panic attack and play the victim.. last time we talked about it he burst in tears and I told him it was ok... but I'm not ok...
Am I a monster?

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Alright so while having some drinks at a bar I got called by girlfriend of my girlfriend, asking whether I could come pick her up because she was way to fucking drunk at a bachelorette party.

When I got there she was crying and being dramatic like crazy, because she was pissed of her friend told her she was too drunk. After a lot of effort I got her home. Sobbing non stop like crazy.

When I got home she fell down on the floor and passed out. I wanted to eat something, so I thought I'd leave her there for a half an hour, hoping she would stop acting so fucking crazy/dramatic when I'd wake her up to go to bed.

I finished eating and woke her up. Half sleeping she pulled down her pants and sat on a chair. I told her that wasn't a toilet and to follow me. She told me (/screamed) to shut up and stop talking because I was making her nauseous. This repeated like 4 times. Eventually she strolled to my bed and crashed there. I thought oke fine lay there then. I went to brush my teeth and when I came back she had pissed my bed. Everything was covered in a shitload of pee.

I got mad and yelled at her to go to the fucking toilet. She went there. I removed the sheets, but my mattress is soaked as well.

She kept being annoying and stubborn and I told her to shut up and listen to me because she wasnt in any position to argue. I ordered her to remove her piss soaked shirt. I dumped her on my bed (a small spot where there wasnt any piss) and threw a shitty old blanked on top of her.

Currently I am laying on my small couch in the living room. I have done stupid shit while drunk as well, but never to bother someone else this much.I am fucking pissed off. What should I do tomorrow when she wakes up?