i want a girlfriend so much

>>37227013
haha i have a girlfriend and you dont

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it doesn't even make me sad

it only fuels my rage

>>37227154
GET OUT OF THIS THREAD, JUST GET OUT OF R9K FUCKING NORMIE TRASH REEEEEEEE

>>37227627
lmao are you jealous fucking beta bitch

>>37227154
>>37227721
me too

sometimes we even fuck

it feels really good on my wiener

>>37227013
why? what do you have to offer to another person?

>>37227154
Pretty much this. Step it up, OP

>>37227721
Leave those kids alone you faggot, bet I'd fuck your bitch.

>>37227013
Loneliness isn't that bad. I like to spray expensive and fancy perfume on my pillow so it smells like how i imagine a cute girl would smell.

I feel awkward buying the bottle though, but when I do I go into the store and pretend to look for a present for my "girlfriend." I then ask the clerk what she likes to wear and I then buy that one.

>>37227739
baka you dont need to have something to offer. I'm an autistic shut in who watches porn and anime all day

>>37227791
he deserves to be made fun of, he doesnt even have a girlfriend haha

>>37227818
>you don't need to have something to offer

yes you do. are you interesting? are you attractive? why should anyone spend time with you when they could be doing something else?

if you really feel like this pepe in op then that hurts me a lot he is so sad

peeeeeeeperrrrrrr

>>37227863
my girlfriend is literally the only person who ive met who thinks im attractive. how could i be interesting if i dont leave my house to do anything

I tried getting my neighbour to be my gf.
I sacrificed her cat in her front garden and put the testicles through her letterbox as a symbol that I wanted to fertilize her.
She didn't want to be my gf

Why is it so fucking hard to get girls to like me?

I do too.
If any of you girls want a loving boyfriend

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A girlfriend won't make you happy. You crave affection but paradoxically you don't really like people or care to form deep bonds with anyone. What you really want is someone who is willing to overlook your many, MANY crippling flaws and give you undeserved praise.

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I NEED A SHY VIERGIN TEXAN QT TO BE MY ROASTIE

RIGHT NOWWWWW REEOOOOOO REOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ROOOOOO ROOO