I'm just waiting be alone with a hot girl - I don't care if it's at a store or at work - and she suddenly goes over to me and says, "Fuck me!"
>tfw robots watch porn and think its real life
Why don't good things happen to me without me having to work for them, earn them or take any action whatsoever?
Look at yourself mate.
>>39556972
Lol, ya, right, me too anon, me too...
I would assume it was some kind of hidden camera comedy thing and just walk away.
Punch her in the face and inform her she is a degenerate.