>used coconut oil for fap tyme >mfw

>>38944949
I did this a week ago
it's crazy how much it imrpoves my fap quality

and it makes my dick look super aesthetic also I wanted to fuck my own ass with it

does it burn your penis???

>>38944949
coconut oil makes my vag feel superhuman

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>use head and shoulders for fap time
>mfw

>>38944967
Shiny, oily, glistening, clean fully shaved and hair free dicks are the perfect, patrician dick aesthetic

>>38944988
>does it burn your penis???
are you retarded? It's fucking oil, how would it burn your dick? It's not chili sauce or some shit

>>38945056
You forgot circumcised

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>used nivea creme as lube
>was stuck under my forskin for 2 weeks

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>used vics vaporub to masturbate with
>mfw

>>38944949
Reminds me to get some more. I typically use nothing or lube, but coconut oil is based

>>38944949

Lame... I use coconut oil on my beef jerky so I don't get too thin... But I use the bare hand on the wiener and women don't believe that this is possible.

Used a juicy grapefruit
best fap in my life.

>>38945132
>It's fucking oil, how would it burn your dick?
Setting it on fire. :^)

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>>38944949
If you guys think coconut oil is good wait till you try this triple filtered coconut oil

NEXT LEVEL fap

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>>38945282
N-n--NANI????? THIS POWER

>>38945157
Gross, get out of here jealous cutfag

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>>38944949
>Used mayonnaise for my fap time just to see how it felt
>mfw

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>>38944949
>Used Ben-Gay for the old shimmy.
>Left some under the foreskin for the relapse time.
>mfw

>>38944990
lemme fucc it

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>>38945373
I really hope you used Just Mayo by Hampton Creek

>>38945056
how do i shave my ochinko

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>>38944949
>use honey for fapping
>mfw

>>38945413
>how do i shave my ochinko
with a razor
it isn't hard
get a robot boy to help you if you are afraid

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>>38945417
you clearly have never tried this before, it's fucking horrible

>>38945157
cutfags are the worst and you know it. fuck off

>>38945430
i always wondered how far you shave though
like
like how far down my taint

>>38945465
you can shave literally all the hair down there man

all the hair on your body
go full twink mode

>>38945495
how is it even possible to shave your asshole
what kind of position must i contort my body into

>>38945397
Why are there so many veganfags ITT?

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>>38945442
you clearly have never used good organic honey before

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>>38944949
>MMXVII
>Not using mineral oil

Shygddt

>>38945442
did you use the runny stuff or the really hard spreadable stuff?

>>38945579
It depends on how hot it is. If he's a fucking Aussie, it was hard. If he's an americunt or eurofag, it's probably melted. He can't be a canuck because it would be like fapping with a rock. It would make sense if he was russian. Sick bastards.

>>38945413
I use a phillips body shaver that works well for "bikini area" too, but thats for everything on the surface, down below is another story, its more difficult, more demanding, even with the length and contour of the shaver its hard to do it right, and I dont have any visual aid so have to feel around and make sure I'm not about to cut into my anus

I hate it, I hate pubes and I hate shaving, I wish I could lose 100% of my pubic hair for good, its disgusting, I hate it, I hate the friction and the feeling and the coarsness. Maintaing a smooth shave is also time consuming and annoying, constantly reshaving to prevent the uncomfortable stubble, FUCK I HATE STUBBLE TOO.

Fuck pube and ass hair.

>>38945657
What about Nair or similar productss?

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>>38944949
>used vegetable oil for fap time
>mfw

>>38945702
Never tried it desu, apparently you need to use the female nair or the male one will cause burns and more discomfort on those really sensitive areas.

>>38945388
>Ben-Gay
>fapping
not falling for this again fucker

>>38945533
>what kind of position must i contort my body into

once you try you'll find out it's a lot easier than you might think it would be

you don't need to see where you are shaving, you just need to reach down there between your legs and shave in the shower

I use coconut oil, just spread it over all the public and ass hair, start running the razor along the grain of the hair, that's all there is to it

for the ballsack specifically, you will have to hold the skin taut, but in all my experience shaving my public region I've never cut myself once, it's honestly a lot harder than you might assume it would be. My only advice to you is just try it desu.

>>38945702
They can be good if they work for you but they don't work so well for everyone
they can also leave a pretty shitty "shave" if you don't leave it on for long enough, but if you leave it on too long it'll burn you. And if it doesn't do a good job you can't shave over it, that hurts a lot.

Honestly I don't think nair is worth it, it is pretty damaging to the skin and getting it to work well takes a lot of trial and error

>>38945552
seriously though, do not fap with honey
you can get a yeast infection doing so

from quora:
Sticky is the opposite of what you want in a lubricant. Not to mention the sugar can contribute to yeast infections. Do not use honey as lube. Use it occasionally as a flavoring, but clean it up well and only use on the outside of the vulva or penis, never internally.

the reason oils work - they are not sticky, they are the opposite. There is literally no reason honey would be good lube in the first place

>>38945579
I used... wtf? I used liquid honey not a fucking honeycomb or something
but as I said above it isn't relevant, honey doesn't have any of the properties of oils which makes them good lubes

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>used peanut butter for flapping
>MFW

>>38945924
>dog comes in and starts licking dick and balls
>you know this is wrong but don't wanna stop

>use industrial grade sulfuric acid for fapping
>dick is melted

Wwwww

>>38945924
I once fucked a cold chickens corpse
Life was never the same

>>38945702
a serious warning: even nair for sensitive skin burns the shit out of me, so if you have naturally sensitive skin, just try waxing. i mean, that shit BURNS

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>>38945820
I more meant this kind of stuff

Somebody post the webm of a guy making a balloon pussy and dousing it in lube

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>thread make me look around my room and in the fridge for an object to fuck

>>38945820
but men cant get yeast infections

>>38945282
o shit TJ is down the street from me, I'll report back

>>38946202
try mashed potatoes

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>>38944949
>used coconut milk to shine the meat spine
Mfw

if I buy coconut oil will they know?

>>38946495
just say you're making coconut rice.

>>38946495
I don't think so because the oil has so many uses. I have a large jar of coconut oil in my room but my family thinks I use it for dandruff and skin moisturizing

>>38944949
>used Irish Spring soap bar for fap time
>If add too much water, will start to feel the friction scraping off my skin

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Where my extra virgin olive oil brethren at?

>>38946495
I ( >>38946394 ) just bought some, no problems.

Great. Thanks to this thread, the next time I go to put coconut oil in my hair, I'll be reminded of people jerking off with it.

And before I get a bunch of messages by a bunch of fags, I'm a dude with long hair.

>>38946495
nah nibba that shit popular as fuck it's good for everything

hair, skin, nails, cooking, rap, etc

it is as popular with normies as avocado toast and shit with namaste puns on it

>>38946750
that was fast anon. was it expensive? i only have $10 on me

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>>38946754
>I'm a dude with long hair
>calls others fags

>>38946495
Just buy some miscellaneous stuff along with it if you're paranoid. Everyday regular shit, just not coconut oil, tissues, toilet paper, and body wash.

>>38946790
>rap

What?

>>38946839
it was $5.50, but enough to last a year or three, 16 oz

Great. Thanks to this thread, the next time I go to put coconut oil in my hair, I'll be reminded of people jerking off with it.

And before I get a bunch of messages by a bunch of fags, I'm a dude with long hair.

>>38946848
Everyone's a fag as far as i'm concered.

>>38946861
meant fap but if you get creative enough it can probably be used for some sick beats too

i mean music not beating your dick but also that

Great. Thanks to this thread, the next time I go to put coconut oil in my hair, I'll be reminded of people jerking off with it.

And before I get a bunch of messages by a bunch of fags, I'm a dude with long hair.

>>38946899
are you a fag

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>not fapping with marshmallow mayonnaise

>>38946389
tell that to my foreskin that won't retract.
and no it's not phimosis since I stretched that shit out and it slides back super easy when lubed up.

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>mfw I don't shave

>>38947568
I once tried shaving with a clipper and i cut my balls

>>38947246
how does a dude get yeast infections though

Is this shit real? I have coconut oil handy. I also have onaholes and proper lube so I don't see why I'd do it but I kinda want to.

>>38947639
Check out what kind of coconut oil you have and if it's the kind that might damage your toys or not. There's a few different kinds out there and depending on how it's made/etc., I wouldn't be 100 on how it reacts to whatever your shit is made of lad.

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I love slathering my whole shaved penis and balls with tons of oil and all the lewd noises it makes as I fap myself to ecstasy

>>38947818
I was planning on using my hand but that's an option too.

>>38947898
Well i you're going to just use your hand, have at it lad. It's probably fine, as long as it isn't spoiled.

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Man I had a whole well thought out set of replies to several posts here then my browser crashed but I feel too involved now to let it go so fuck typing all that AND finding the relevant pic again.
You only get this quality OC from /a/ and now I can say I contributed something to this thread.

>>38948414
Why bother? This isn't a thread that needed bumping.

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>>38948448
>Why bother? This isn't a thread that needed bumping.
more people need to masturbate with coconut oil

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I'm sorry to hear that your genitals are mutilated. Uncucked penises don't require extra lube like that.

>>38948473
So bring it up again later when people are talking about jacking off you weirdo.

>>38946495
no i used it for my skin and to eat for brain gains

Question here, is coconut oil safe to put in your ass for a prostate massage?

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>>38949491
>Question here, is coconut oil safe to put in your ass for a prostate massage?
yes

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>>38945157
>circumcised
SKINLET DELUSION LMAO

>>38946718
I used to do that when I was a teenager, if you get it in your dick it burns like shit next time you piss.

>>38949491
I'll prostrate massage you with my dicc.

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>used yoplait for fap tyme
>mfw

I've jerked with some crazy and regrettable stuff
>exofoiating shower gel
>hair gel
>icy hot
>butter
>raspberry jam
>ice cream
>syrup

>>38949836
>put butter on dick
is this how you get a bj from paula deen?

>>38944990
Hang yourseIf, fag.

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>used cooking oil for fap tyme
>mfw

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>>3894983
>syrup
bitch what

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>massage parlor I visit uses coconut oil

>>38949836
>ice cream
did you get brain freeze?

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>using lube
>not using just your hand sweat
feels much better than any lube, a little extra friction only feels better.

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>used mustard for fap time
>mfw

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>>38944949
>using lube at all

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>tfw you heat up the coconut oil first

hot coconot oil faps literally changed my life. i think back on all the faps i've had that weren't with hot coconut oil and i'm filled with regret thinking about all those wasted loads.

anyone got any videos using oil?

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>>38951099
>anyone got any videos using oil?
nope

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>>38951099
I jerk off for friends using oil both on cam and mic

>>38944949
>>38950400
>not using your saliva as lube

fucking savages, i know.

>TFW pubic area looks awkward as fuck if I completely shave

Only skinny fucks can pull it off

I have this thing called the foreskin and copious amounts of natural lubricatiom

>>38944949
w-what's this picture from? Asking for a friend of course h-haha

>>38945316
OOOOOHHHHH MAAAAAAIII GGGAAAAWWWWDDDD

>>38953710
Artist is Gujira

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>>38945316
KORE WA STANDO POWA DA

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>used my own precum mixed with coconut oil
>mfw

>tfw can only use your bare hand because it makes too much noise, even with precum I have to wipe it off so it doesn't make a noise

how do you guys get away with it, wouldn't it make constant noise? plus my walls are paper thin and the neighbours can hear sometimes, I heard them talking about what the weird noise was next door :/

>>38944949
I used durex lube a few times, but I hated clean up, so I relegated it to special times. I dryfist most of the time

>>38945176
>not being cut
currently lmaoing @ (You) now

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>>38945176
>used shampoo in my dads shower to fap with
>dick has a burning sensation for over a week

>>38945417
Lmao have you ever shaved your ass hair it's terrible besides the itchiness it gets really wet and slippery

Really regretted it

I'm straight tho

>>38953986
>being cut
rubbing my hands at the state of you

>>38954024
That's called swamp ass pero.

>>38945253
>not a coconut

Boring

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>inject dirty ass second world soap into peehole
>intense pain for more than a week
The initial fap was worth it though. Shame they don't sell that shit anymore.

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>>38944949
I just rub soap on my dick and fuck my pillow.
the pleasant smell makes it better.