Let this image sink in for a minute. This just came from his

>>38949019
He looks like a fat lesbian

>>38949019
wow that fuck really is stupid, how can he be so blinded? this girl looks more redflagish than the last one. anyways i wish him the best of luck nonetheless

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>>38949019
>Eggy, the ultimate symbol of robotics
Newfags should be hung.

>>38949030
>>38949046
Someone get these virgins some sugar, cuz they are b i t t e r

>>38949019
>this man enjoys human contact on a regular basis
I would probably cry if a girl hugged me like that

>>38949019
Eggmans new girlfriend (male)

>>38949019
Sweet Bob's burgers tat

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>nasty trap face
>dyed hair and trap haircut
>several piercings
>at least one tattoo
>trying to do a hentai face
lmao eggy is addicted to fucking himself over

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>>38949086
let us not forget the last fe(((male))) he fucked

>>38949081
Post your name and a picture of you crying and I'll print the face out, tape it to a pillow and hug it and post a pic of it on here
I'm not that pretty though
So plz don't have high expectations of me

>>38949162
I bet you look like that ugly bitch from Russia.

>>38949019
she probably got with him because hes a minor e celeb I bet they will split in a few months because shes a crazy person but at least he will lose his V card

Anyone else hate it when guys show off their girl like this? Like "LOOK AT ME I TOUCHED A VAGINA!"

idk its like guys taking shirtless pics in the bathroom to show off weak abs.

>>38949179
Egg isn't a virgin bro. He lost it ages ago

>>38949188
yea I normally throw my gf's in the cellar because that's the modest thing to do

Eggman was always too tall to be a robot

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>>38949019
>no girl will ever look at you like that girl (male)

>>38949019
Man, he genuinely looks so much happier. Wow. Shit I know it's temporary and she's probably fucked up if she's interested in someone like him but... I haven't been that happy in years. Wow.

>>38949194
yea to a trap which doesn't count

>>38949019
>mills
nigga's name is mills...

>>38949019
eggman never had a problem talking to women. This isn't surprising.

>>38949237
Nah it was a real girl. He didn't fuck Pizza he claims. Pizza is a slut tho so he probably did

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Eggy is an e-celeb, albeit the McDonalds value meal of them. His uglyness doesn't matter as that alone makes some girls (often the crazies) wet just like his hapa ex who cucked him.

egg is a fuckin normie and his rap sucks

>>38949206

I'm just saying if I had a gf I'd try my best to keep it a secret. Wouldn't even tell my friends.

>>38949230
He does. From black pill to this. I'm impressed.
I genuinely believe the idea that /robots/ are destined to be forever alone is bullshit.
Grow the fuck up.
Work on yourself everyday

>>38949274
Guess you wouldn't have a girlfriend for long then lol

>>38949162
I don't think I would feel the overwhelming emotional awe from my face on a pillow but thank you for the offer

>>38949274
would you make her wear a burqa as well?
women are ppl yo

>>38949310
women are barely people. there are some cool women out there, but most of them are selfish, attention seeking, fuck-holes

>>38949369
and this is the attitude keeps you on this board

Can't tell if this should make me feel good or bad.

>>38949055
Hanged you fucking paki piece of shit learn to English

>>38949179
>at least he will lose his V card
He lost it a while ago. It's why he stopped coming to /r9k/.

>>38949291

Maybe not, but I refuse to be one of those "look at me and my 5/10 gf! Am I cool yet?" faggots.

>>38949310

Fuck no. I'm just saying I think showing off your girl like that is lame as fuck.

>>38949380
and why are you here? All i'm saying is that a lot girls have a shitty way of thinking

>>38949030
>>38949046
>>38949086
>>38949145

Jelly madlets

>>38949468
No it's clearly a girl with a penis

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>>38949145
I think I found you in this image right here ol'chap

>The instant Eggman gets a GF all bets are off on the MGTOW anti-SJW stuff.
Really makes one think.

>>38949019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyFQVZ2h0V8

>>38949536
about what? bitch ass original comment over here my niggas

>>38949019
Does anyone have pictures of his last GF Alice the half Asian one that cucked him when he was living in that apartment?

>>38949536

You can be mgtow and have a gf. The only difference is you always get more than you give to the girl, you turn the tables.

There's nothing wrong with getting girls, the problem is when you put in more than what you get back.

If eggman is true to the game like I think he is, he focused on building his e celeb brand, and waited patiently for girls to take the bait, now he has the upper hand.

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>>38949662
How are you going your own way if you're dating a woman

fucking mgtows are such retards, incels are the only honest ones.

false messiah

>>38949683
>incels are the only honest ones.
but if they refuse to sex other men are their celibacy truly involuntary?

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>>38949280
>I genuinely believe the idea that /robots/ are destined to be forever alone is bullshit.
Teenagers aren't allowed to say "Grow the fuck up".

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>>38949310
>>38949380
>spot the virgin: easy mode

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>>38949807
>them
>virgins

>>38949280
He's only got a moon face and was entitled to being treated like a chad.

He was never a robot.

He had a car, fame, not a complete ugly autist, just not very attractive and pissed at the world for being unfair. He said what robots might, but he's been too successful to be a robot.

Just moon faced and entitled.

>>38949844
>just not very attractive
ugly apologist.
this man is hideous and only reaches the level og plain ugly with the right angle, lighting, and styling.

>>38949844
>eggman isn't ugly

You're mentally ill

>>38949683

>>38949683

No one ever said you never could have sex or a gf as a MGTOW, its about focusing on yourself and not making woman the number one priority in your life, which puts you in a position of power, as it should be. Woman like men with value, most men make the mistake of trying to skip the value increasing process and chase after girls, giving girls the upper hand, leading to compromises and all kinds of cuck shit.

mgtow is really just playing the game how its suppose to be played, its not about hating woman, you just respect yourself enough not to bow to them, so you become better and eventually you get what you deserve. eggman is reaping the rewards of focusing on himself, and will like even upgrade.

>>38949019
I would trade my looks for eggys charisma.

After 24 years of being an ok looking khv I'd trade it all to be in his shoes right now.

>>38949019
>reddit tattoo
>bull ring
>nose and lip piercings
Honestly I'm happy for the Egg, but as someone who shouldn't be on r9k and has had success with women I hope he plays his cards right. She looks like a disaster waiting to happen.

He better knock her up and get some young eggs running around...

>>38949958
you don't have to TRADE anything.
it's just looking into helping yourself whenever you can.
You need only compare yourself to who you were yesterday.

>enabling used up roasties
Making it must mean different things to people

>>38949019
Eggman was never a robot to begin with, that's why he left r9k.

Eggfag was never a robot. He had girlfriends and multiple jobs. He enjoys putting himself and he's very charismatic. He posted here and made the black pill videos but he was never a robot.

>>38949631
Cuck closet
Tons of anons have Anastasia nudes

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>>38949147
ytftydytg

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gwsegrerhhtr

Who the fuck are you people? It feels like this whole thread is mostly one guy replying to himself with a VPN.

This thread is some of the most surreal shit I've seen on 4chan.

>>38950170
someone needs to post some ITT

>>38949019
Bet you all they separate within 2 months.
3 months maximum.

>>38949019
She looks like she's going to murder him, and that'd be him getting off lightly. More likely she'll cause extreme him mental distress and torment. He swallowed the black pill too hard.

>>38950173
Why would you shove a pen up your bum

Is there an action more autistic than this?

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He was never a robot, but good on him.

>>38949019
>implying I want a crazy gf with tats, piercings, and dyed hair.

>>38949019
And it only took him years of relative internet fame and mixtapes to get there. Good for him.

>>38949019
>fucking bobs burger tattoo on hand
>metal booger and other face piercings
>dyke hair
eggman is a bottom of the barrel digger

>>38949019

Good for him. Let the man enjoy himself.

>>38949274
Robots don't have friends. Way to out yourself, normie

He looks happy and his eyes arent dead. Good for him.

>>38949019
> ugly, colorized hair
> tons of metal stuck in her face
> tattoos

I mean congratz to him but she is obviously only fucking the ugliest motherfucker she could find to get back at daddy

As a female, after discovering his personality I found him hot too.

>>38950760
hahahah this nigga jelly

Absolutely unironically pray that that normalfag attention whoring charlatan piece of shit dies painfully.

He's not an ultimate symbol of anything. The guy just has a big forehead. If he has a girlfriend he was never a robot

God damn that thing hugging him looks super trashy. I thought you guys hated those red flags on her face. Does that change when theyre willing to fuck you?

>>38951148
Don't pretend like you aren't jelly

>>38949019
He fucking made it. He now has a girl who genuinely likes him and willingly touches him.

I'm shocked. That gives me hope

>>38949019
has he told her that he has herpes?

nonetheless, the guy is very ugly so it doesn't make me mad that he found someone who likes him.

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>>38950436
It's mine! All mine!

>>38949019
She looks like a stalker girl.
Either way eggy is not one of us.

>>38949019
Man egg man is dating hot chicks and I'm alone as fuck there's something wrong here

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Why am l mad? Why can't I be happy for him? I'm not even trying to hate him but I do.

HA HA HA YOU GUYS WILL NEVER GET HUGGED LIKE THAT.

She looks disgusting. Wouldn't be surprised if it was a tranny. Eggman has always been a retarded failed normie. It's like watching someone try to dig themselves out of a hole and just putting the dirt to one side of the hole.

>>38949019
So he got a used up Roasties due to internet fame?
So what?
At 14 I was big Tits girl and the skinny nice ass girl.
He's still ugly and so is she.

>>38949958
If that fuck has charisma, then I'm a fucking Casanova.

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>>38949055
>/r9k/
>Knowing the Eggman.
>Newfag.

>>38951634
>So he got a used up Roastie

You're funny and you smell of dried semen & envy.

>>38949068
Go be a nuisance somewhere else eggy

>>38949019
>the ultimate symbol of robotics
>a /soc/-tier attention whore
Good one mate

>>38949435
He lost it even before he started being known as eggman.

He was a normalfag all along.

>>38951796
OK egg man.
It's fine you got a tranny but some people already get women and pussy
No envy pity

I miss Pizza. Why doesn't >she post here anymore?

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>>38952091
once his face became public and got told how fucking ugly he looks he stopped posting with his trip

>>38952145
Kind of scary how much it looks like Jimmy Numale

>>38949844
He was the epitome of a robot. And he made it. You have literally zero excuse.

Eggy is living proof that all robots are just failed normies. If you claim you can't do what he did, you are a liar.

>>38952183
>epitome of a robot
>attention whoring with constant self pics and tripshit
"no"

that's what happens when you're a rap god

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zknN4TVJCOY

>>38952183
>he made it
What did he make of himself? the dude is still working at a dead end retail job.

his appearance is worse than ever before the only thing he did was get a gf...let me remind you that kids in middle school get gf's that is not an accomplishment.

i kind feel bad for him that he has been exposed the way he has been by 4chan

years later down the line if he ever gets his shit together and wants to apply to a real job its going to be near impossible once they do a background check online

in short, the dude in his near 30's got a gf mostly due to his semi efame.

doesn;t change the fact that he's still a miserable loser who hasn't done anything with his life.

>>38952295
If you want pleasure in life, then being loved by others is enough

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>>38949019
>egg chad
>ultimate symbol of robotics
>ever
>lost his virginity before he ever posted here

>BUT HE INTENTIONALLY MADE A FUNNY FACE FOR THE CAMERA A COUPLE TIMES JUST B URSELF

Eggman was essentially just the equivalent of another tripfag, most of them end up hooking up with roasties but what reasonable person would want that? It's almost like a punishment from the universe for being a male feminist.

This photo just reminds me of one of the core reasons I'm a virgin, and that's because I never felt that the girls around me were 'genuine', they always seemed so fake, so 'love' or 'adoration' from such a female would be worthless.

>>38953000
It's sad to think he was the poster for ugly yet I'm more alone then him

>>38953046
He just attention whored and same fagged until people made him a meme. Not allowing selfies made this board so much better.

>>38949019
do you have more pics of his girl ??
she looks cute.

>>38949261
>McDonalds value meal e-celeb
he's half-eaten happy meal from dumpster behind the McDonalds e-celeb
at best

>>38949019
his personality is pretty good, he's funny and down to earth, has a legg up on most people here

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I hope he gets cucked by Jamal and then he gets forced to take care of the nigglet. He was never a robot, just a very ugly normie who craved attention.

>>38949019
She's uglier than him and he's a beta bucks who pays her for everything, not my relationship goals

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>>38949019
Well he's confident, not that bad looking and some form of known person.
First time I heard him speak I knew he was in no way a robot.

>>38952183
>dead end job
>ugly whore degenerate "gf"
>made it

>>38949019
Ayy my boi gettin that puss-ay! Just fuck her already eggman! Just UNF UNF UNF fucking UNF that girl already eggman!

UNF UNF UNF till the kingdom cums!

>>38952295
You sound extremely butt hurt.

>>38952980
What an insecure piece of shit, this is why you're a loser, because you only care about having le token gf, start feeling good about yourself, get a good career, a passion, than maybe you'll get a girl, eitherway it'll be better than being a loser with a girl

>>38953784
Nah he's right

>>38952295
Correct, people here idolize the "gf" thing, as if it's more important than self fulfillment, gf is a bonus, carreer/passion, fitness, self improvement is essential, gf is a plus, not the contrary

>>38953788
You don't understand your neurochemistry. Being loved by someone that you love is enough to produce all the neurochemicals that makes us feel happy

>eggman is now in the exact same position as he was before but now he will have less money and less free time on his hands

Once you guys actually get a girlfriend, you'll know what I mean.

>>38953804
So does chocolate. Enough chocolate is proven to simulate the effects of feeling love.

>>38953804
It's not, depending on another person for your happiness is the dumbest and most childish thing one can do

Failed normies are not Robots.

>>38949019

>tfw eggy can get a qt walking red flag gf

>>38953818

Hopefully this is just a practice gf, eggman should know better. But my friend made the same mistake, a serious gf drains the fuck out of you.

>>38953821

>I walk alone, kid, it's nutten personell
>psshhhh

>>38953851
>I have a gf I depend on her for my fulfillment, I'm gonna hang myself once she cucks me with a successful/more attractive guy

>but Jordan peterson said....

>>38953821
You're not depending on the other person, you're depending on yourself to keep improving yourself and coming up with new ways to make your partner laugh and smile. It doesn't matter who your partner is. You can change partner every week if you want. The important thing is that you always work on trying to make people like

If you think that you're liked by others, then you will produce neurochemicals that makes you feel good whenever you do the things or think about doing the things that you think other people like about you.

Lol at all the butthurt losers ITT

>>38953906
Reductionism strikes again

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It's not really an anomaly. I have a sockpuppet facebook account and I see plenty of unattractive people in relationships. But good for him I guess.

>>38953906
While scientists have yet to discover what causes the relationship between chocolate and happiness, studies have managed to turn up correlations. One 2007 study surveyed 1,367 respondents -- all men in their 70s with similar socioeconomic backgrounds -- and asked questions about their health, satisfaction in life and emotions like happiness and loneliness. They also snuck in a question that asked what kind of candy they preferred. Those who preferred chocolate showed lower frequencies of depression and loneliness and had a more optimistic outlook on life [source: Strandberg, et al].

>>38953889
You're trying a bit too hard there, mate.

>>38951833
Anon must eat so many lemons
Because he's so bitter
I bet you'd rather be eggy
Because he is so much fitter

>>38953771
Compared to the kissless virgin NEETs here, yes he made it.

>>38949019
>believing anything eggman says or posts
You knave.

>>38954078
Not really, at least NEETS have free time

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>>38951733
>/r9k/ board launched in 2008
>eggfag started gaining notoriety in 2015
sure is summer here

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>>38949019
Eggo is very charismatic dude and he always was. It's why he has such an internet following. He's also a very intelligent guy and has an uncommonly pleasant voice. If this was the first girl he's ever been with, that would surprise the shit out of me.

>>38954164
>Women care about charm or personality

KeK don't make me laugh they only care about looks status and the club. That's why the always fuck domestic abusers instead of NOC guy's like me

Remember kids, once a robot always a robot.
If you get a girlfriend and have sex and a social life, you were never a robot to begin with. You were merely going through a phase.

>>38954078

That's not really saying much, we are bottom of the barrel.

Its not the girl or the job you should be jelly of, the real gold is in his brand that he is steadily building. I wouldn't be surprised if he reaches boogie levels of popularity, then he can say fuck off to wage cucking. That's when I'll be truly jelly.

>>38954199
>>Women care about charm or personality
You say this so incredulously but they absolutely do. Girls like a confident, charming guy. This is something that's said ubiquitously whenever women are asked about the kinds of guys they're into.

>>38949019
>Eggy, the ultimate symbol of robotics is having the time of his life AFTER he leaves /r9k/
Since when? I always considered him an attention whoring normalfag with a slightly odd head. Nothing more

I talk to eggy regularly on kik. He doesn't trip anymore but he anons on r9k almost 24 hours a day. Hes pretty fragile in general so if we can all be adult about this that would be best. Namaste

Eggy gets really triggered when you tell him the Holocaust actually happened, a basic fact.

>>38954288
I wish he tripped again. I prefer eggman threads to these fembot feels threads and other normie threads that pop up every hour.

what the fuck is that god awful tattoo?

>>38949019
Dr.ROBOTnik is finally getting pussy, noice

>>38949019
>Eggy, the ultimate symbol of robotics
Not even subtle

>>38954237

Eggman was never a robot to start with
This isnt the first girl he's been with

Eggman was always just a normie, his mental problems were just a meme "lol Im so depressed guys XD"

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>>38949019
I'm happy for eggman, he is an inspiring figure

Eggman fucked my girlfriend once

>>38949019
That moment egg goes to /r9k/ to post this

Its insane that any of u believe that he left

>the game

>>38949019
This dude doesn't even look that bad. He's just a regular looking dude, plus he's got charisma. What's he fucking complaining about.

>>38949019
He was never a robot. You guys where watching him, memeing him, loving him. This fat fuck was never a robot

Isn't that a trap. Anyway eggman was always a
normie and he's 6'1. He said he had girlfriends since high school.

>>38949019
lol that girl looks so fucking beautiful, how is this even possible?

>>38955658
Are you being serious? She looks like eggy herself

>>38953818
>proven
What chick flick fed you this lie? Down with love?

>>38955707
>>38953820
Meant for you this reply

>>38954262
Yeah because women don't lie all the time do they?
You seem to forget how truly despicable they are

>>38949019
I knew this would happen because he's intelligent, charismatic and speaks well. If you've got nothing else, women will be attracted to that.

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Everything he said was and still is completely correct, he just overestimated how ugly he is.

No shit this is what happens when you get internet famous.

He was a robot at one time, but no anymore. Pretty much a sell out.

>>38956907
>women will be attracted to that.
Women are attracted to Chad. He's just going from one pussy to another. Everytime he gets cucked by Chad he goes on to another hole. He just keeps his little youtube fame and hes set.

>>38949019
What is her hand tattoo from?

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>tfw me and Eggy get a gf at the same time

Little anti semetic/homophobic/racist piece of holocaust denying human waste I hope egg gets hit by a bus full of Holocaust survivors on rememberenc day.

>>38949019
>the ultimate symbol of robotics
fuck off

so is it worth me spamming bullshit videos of myself until I become a minor e-celeb?

I'm less ugly than eggman, so I could probably get a girlfriend this way, even if I hate fame

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Anyone got his twitter? I'm fascinated by his journey

>>38951163
then you should find all robots hot, he's no different to the rest of us

>>38957978
1eggwhite on twitter
thenewformula on snapchat
Egg White on youtube

>>38949055
Who is more of a symbol of robots?

>meme piercings
>tattoo

This girl has had at least 80 cocks in her.

>>38951865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxq-4b_Tq7s
Is this what life is like as a normalfag?
Because this doesn't seem to scream "Chad" to me

>>38957963
If you're actually a funny, charismatic guy then yeah, what do you have to lose if you're already at the bottom socially?
That's why people like Eggy, he completely stopped giving a fuck and is actually kind of entertaining, he embraced his weird looks and shitty white trash upbringing and now he has a small online following of people that genuinely like him and want him to succeed because he brings them joy/companionship

>>38949807
Yes.
People on /r9k/ are virgins
What did you expect?

this is bait

eggman was NEVERa robot he was larping with all that black pill and mgtow shit you get views and likes to help further his rap hobby

he was always a nomie you idiots

eggman is a fraud

>>38951702
How many times do you have sex a week casanova?

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>>38950127
>>38950144
>working 90 hour weeks at 5 jobs to support a NEET GF who posts nude pictures of herself online while you're at work
Clearly never was a robot, right guys? Just a chad

>>38950185
Eggman is a celebrity here.
It's like reading up on drama about Reviewbrah.

>>38951198
How the fuck is Eggman a normalfag?

>>38951862
If not him, who is the ultimate symbol of robots on /r9k/?

>>38953000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxq-4b_Tq7s
In what world do you live in where this guy is "Chad"?

>>38958342
Not even chad. But not a robot thats for sure

So it turns out Eggman is a hack freud?

>>38954237
>Robots can never make it, and if they did they were never a robot in the first place
Fuck off
We're all gonna make it

>>38958354
A couple years ago I remember Reviewbrah used to post in threads about him on r9k. He enabled comments on a select few older videos of his that he linked to prove it was him, this was before he had comments enabled for all his videos, before his channel blew up the way it did
I remember he even recorded a little clip for Eggman at one point

>>38958262
>eggman was NEVERa robot he was larping with all that black pill and mgtow shit you get views and likes to help further his rap hobby
Paranoid delusions

>>38958184
Elliot Rodger you fucking worthless piece of shit

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>>38958471
>shoots more guys than girls
>gets stopped by a door
>symbol of robots
Are you saying that robots sabotage each other more than we attack women?

>>38958342
Being a cuck and being a robot are two different things you retard.

>>38949019
Mills wood proved you all wrong.

>>38949019
I'm glad he's happy

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>>38958522
this entire board is a pit of misery and sabotage

>>38949431
is this bait original? it is not

>>38956882
dont worry anon, girls stop being cunts at 25. You'll be out of highschool one day!

>>38949019
Women will date for more then just looks

....... like MONEY, POWER, SECURITY.

If he has one of those, she will stick around for a bit, or even as long as a week for this photo to be taken and then legit can say "She is my girlfriend" for that moment.

>>38958946
The correct word is hanged, hung would be what you do with a picture or painting

>>38959213
you learn something new everyday, thanks anon. sorry for doubting you senpai

>>38959143
what are you a fucking expert?

you normies rattling on about what women want are the worst

>>38958437
>We're all gonna make it
Speak for you, fagget

>>38949019
I've known for a while. he's been chilling in LA for a bit with some girl and her viner friend from what i can tell.

Who knew an snapchatting namefag would get a girlfriend?
I thought all social media users were robots!

Imagine my shock!

>tfw egg has seen a vagina and you don't

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>>38949162
>roasties trying to understand the hearts of men

Every time

>>38960411

How'd you get these pictures? I was there that night.

>>38960585
im gonna need proof before i provide that info pal

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>>38960411
thats not a girl lmao, get out of my board normal faggot. Thats pizza.

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>>38960606

Here. Who are you exactly?

i have Mackenzie on sc
>>38960653

>>38960653
That's a photo from the stream
You're lying

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>>38960694

Oh lol nevermind then.

>Multiple piercings
>Tattoo
>Dyed hair

I'm happy for him and all, but jesus fucking christ what a bunch of red flags

>>38960653
Pizza has such a manly jaw lol

>>38959039
Then you can help her look after chads son!

>>38949019
Egg man is eloquent, intelligent and well spoken.

His only flaw was being ugly.

Of course he was going to find a ussed 30yo vagina, like any low-normie would.

>>38961512
>Egg man is eloquent, intelligent and well spoken.
>His only flaw was being ugly.
This makes eggman sound like a contemporary Victorian tragedy story in the making.

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>>38961250
Ya so alpha. Clearly Pizza is chad

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>>38961512
Is there something wrong with me if I don't find him ugly? He just has a bit baggy eyes and he's not particularly good looking but still I wouldn't say he's ugly. Looks kinda average.

>>38961598
>>38960653
>>38960751
To be quite honest with you family, I think Pizza looks quite cute in her own way.

>>38961661
He's a 4/10. He's not hideous, but he's not one of those people where they'd be attractive if they "just lost some weight" or "got a nice haircut" etc. He's not hideous, just a little below average. It's endearing though and he has a nice and friendly personality.

>>38949019
MGTOW only until a girl actually wants to fuck you

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>>38961668
Same senpai. She has an interesting sort of androgynous look. Not conventionally attractive by any means, but still pretty cute.

>>38961698
idk, it's pretty difficult for a tranny to look like anything than an awkward dude in a dress and pizza is definitely no exception

>>38961697
>MGTOW only until a girl actually wants to fuck you
The MGTOW movement doesn't say no to women, it's a reminder for men that they should do what they think is right, not alter temselves to fit the need of women.

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>>38962034
I find androgyny cute tbqwy

>>38962034
Well given those circumstances I'd say she still looks pretty good don't you think? Could be way worse. Like, she could be some 6 foot tall, hairy muscular looking person, but she's not. She's slim, average height, nice skin, little perky tits. Eh not bad.

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>>38962063
in his videos he clearly states that he was "done with women"

>>38949019
why should I care op?
organo

>>38962253
he's said that many times before and gone back on it, should be no surprise at this point

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>>38949019
This bitch so dumb that buzzfeed articles about Bob's Burgers convinced her to get a hand tattoo of the fucking thing. Eggman is so desperate for pussy that he will allow this empty-headed woman to cheat on him like his last gf did.

>>38958229
I love eggy for that reason.

He's actually a likable guy.

But that's only really possible with white guys, other races are just too resentful and bitter.

>>38962070
yeah if she didn't have a cock she would be hot

>>38963645
so, if i said tht i'm done with women, would i get a gf?

>>38963714

Tell the story of Eggman being cheated on please.

>>38949019
Eggy is just a failed normie who was unfortunate enough to be hideous. He doesn't have the same childhood trauma in his luggage as many on this board does.

>>38949019
>be male
>have life on easy mode
wow what a surprise. what do you think the 1960's were all about?

Based eggbro.

He made it. We're all gonna make it.

>>38964077
tbqhwyf I don't care one way or another about that

>>38964552
>have life on easy mode
How?

>>38964606
>We're all gonna make it.
Speak for you, norman

>>38962070
I can't find Pizza cute knowing all the sexual partners she's had, nevermind the pics with that huge dude.

>>38964698
Yeah, I think Pizza is cute but I don't think I would date them either desu.

>>38964176
He was dating this half Asian fat camwhore and working 90+ hours a week at two jobs. One was at a gas station convenience store, don't remember what the other one was. But basically he was working like a slave to pay for a tiny apartment and support his NEET gf who was sexting and fucking other guys the entire time, one of which was a much older guy. Eggy basically snapped when he found out he was getting cucked

>>38964745
I'd date her if it was confirmed she didn't have aids or anything like that. Basically an ex roastie.

>>38949019
whats up with that tattoo though? I don't get it

>>38964176
>Eggman Season 2 starts with the Oregon shooting
>he creates a new youtube channel and starts doing videos again
>chronicles his struggles trying to work multiple jobs and keep up on money
>questions arise why he suddenly needs so much income when he was living alone as a gas station employee during season 1
>eggman says his new place is expensive and his car keeps breaking down
>literally getting 3 hours of sleep or less a day trying to juggle his responsibilities
>he starts doing livestreams from his bedroom before moving them to his closet
>because it's "comfier" in the closet
>one stream is ended prematurely when a female voice asks him to stop
>he's had a gf this whole time
>her identity is figured out when pics of her (online attention whore) are lined up with eggman's apartment
>while eggman has been working double fulltime jobs, her NEET ass has been camming with anons from his closet and sending nudes to others
>they break up around the same time that eggman cracks in the Season 2 finale
>as more evidence is provided to eggman in private, he later says that she was almost definitely fucking dudes that she could do more than skype with

>>38964931
It looks like bob from bobs burgers. A brilliant idea to get tattooed on your fucking hand. Jesus what a retarded cunt
>>38964932
Her name was Alice or Anastasia or something right? Does anyone have any pics of her?

>>38954262
they lie

confidence/charm/personality is a codeword for male model btw

its the halo effect

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>>38965002
As far as I can tell, Anastasia was her online name and Alice her real name.

>>38959039
>dont worry anon, girls stop being cunts at 25
wew, like a slave master stopping being a dick after 10 years, we truly can be happy now!

>>38957978
this chart is ULTIMATE bullshit in case anyone thought of taking it remotely seriously

>>38949206
Kek


Jhfj jio

>>38965091
soyboy detected

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>tfw can't help but love Eggy even as he continually lies to our faces

>>38958471
WinRAR. Elliot Rodger is the greatest robot of this decade. It's no surprise that some e-celeb found a girlfriend. E-celebs receive attention, thus being close to one would get you attention by proxy. You naive morons should neck yourselves.

>>38965129
he's like a lying father

>>38965024
Hahaha yeah her
Have any more?

>>38964932

>as more evidence is provided to eggman in private, he later says that she was almost definitely fucking dudes that she could do more than skype with

Is there video of him talking about this somewhere?

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>>38965164
I've seen posts here and in egg streams that she did a Q&A on lookism where she exposed a bunch of shit about eggman, but I've never been able to find it, probably never happened.

>>38965186
One of the streams from late last year after he came back from hiatus.

>>38965163
tfw no eggdad or eggfather

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>obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvERHiTfx9w

>>38965828
No joke he needs to sample that song and rap over it, he went from cringe to actually pretty decent at rapping desu

>>38949019
>just proved all of you robots wrong

Actually no he proved himself to be an idiot because he built his career out of le black pill meme video where he cried about muh genetics and women reee

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>>38965530
tfw no irl eggdad

I feel proud for him, he did it and he alone.

He should be a shining beacon of hope for all of us.

>>38967004
t. pizza

>tfw no girl will bite her lower lip while looking at me
enjoy this while it lasts eggman, she looks like a bipolar type.

>>38958522
The getting stopped by a fucking door is what gets me every time.
Bitch, keep knocking and do it obnoxiously, someone is bound to answer. Start fucking kicking it if you have to.

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>>38967251
He literally could have broken a window and walked in if he wanted to. The guy was a complete and utter fucking retard

>>38949019
Didnt he fuck a trap? Kinda puts a huge damper on his succesess dont you think?

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What did he beed by dis

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Who iz duz peppls

>>38967825
He denies it, so does pizza. They still go out on "dates" sometimes because they live near each other so it wouldn't surprise me

>>38949019
Why is eggy with zoe quinn

>>38967860
>mannish face
>man hands
I'd still fuck pizza's slutty holes desu.

>>38949274
You don't have friends and if the gf realised you were hiding her she would ditch you too lmao

>>38949437
Christ how insecure are you

>unless I have a 10/10 gf nobody can see me, the perfect male specimen with her

Just be alone anon, don't bother wasting someone else's time with a wreck like you

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>>38958522
You're retarded anon, its okay.

The underlying message of Elliot Rodger being our symbol is that we fail at everything we do including revenge

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are we going to ignore the fact she looks like his sister?

i mean they look like the perfect couple

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>Eggman, an objective 1/10 got an average looking girl

IT'S O V E R

>>38954109
With which to do fuck all or reflect on their misery and contemplate suicide for the millionth time

>>38968123
Anon. What the fuck is this? Why the fuck would you post it?

>>38968258
Eggy's butt

>>38968123
is he pooping?

>>38968270
When did he expose it?

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>>38949162
My name is Thomas. Call me Tom for short.

>>38968329
Pizza put a waterballoon in his butt and he tried to flex and pop it but couldn't.

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>>38951796
>you smell of dried semen
/r9k/'s goal in life

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If /eggman/ can get a gf does that mean /egg/men can get a gf?

>>38949958
He's only 25 himself

>>38954117
What? How fucking new are you?

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>EGGMAN is fucking a semi-qt

>It has been so long since you touched a woman you forgot how it feels

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!!

>>38949019
>nose ring
>tattoo
>trap face
Absolutely disgusting

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>I'm telling you Double D, there IS a fourth Kanker sister

>>38968110

It has nothing to do with looks. I wouldn't want to take a picture with a 10/10 gf because its obviously showing off. Its just as corny as guys taking shirtless pics in the bathroom.

>>38949019
>Eggy, the ultimate symbol of robotics is having the time of his life AFTER he leaves /r9k/

Except he was just another failed normalfag.

>>38949030

all the keks

>based eggman, the most successful trans ever!

Hes a rich prick. Fuck him.

>>38949019
Ummmm he's a confident normie who makes tons of youtube videos?

Who gives a shit he's not even a robot. Fuck him

Also we all know how this will end, she'll leave him or cheat on him

>>38970606
>rich
There's a lot of things you could call Eggy, but rich is not one of them

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>>38949019
looks like pic related desun inb4 eggys gone libcuck drumpf