Weird thread Be weird in hered

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>>38948656
PICKLE RICKLES IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
PICKLE RICKLES GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME

>>38948758
I'm counting 3-5 layers of irony in this post.
How are you doing?

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I'm too tired for extra weird but you can have some of my leftover mundane weird.

I feel compelled to watch something while I'm eating, almost always something I've seen before (so I don't risk mishearing it or missing subs) and almost always Trek.
I've watched every single official episode of Trek out at least once so far, and many up to a couple dozen times.

I DONT SMOKE DOPE
I DONT DRINK BOURBON
ALL I WANNA DO IS SHAKE MY TURBAN

>>38948872
Oh, on the Starship Enterprise...
Oh girls in space, be wary, be wary. be wary
Girls in space, be wary :)

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I pull out my pubic hairs, particularly the ones on my grundle.

I like to grab a nice bundle of them and slowly pull until they all detatch. It causes little pain and the result is having a nice amount of musky hairs that I can ball up and shove in my nose. I'm basically addicted to my own scent.

I smell my hand every time I scratch my nuts privately. I couldn't really tell you why.

I always try to make sure my face isn't visible when I'm blowing my nose in case someone things I'm doing it wrong somehow.

I usually prefer rewatching/playing/whatever old media I liked rather than new stuff I'm fairly sure I would like.

Sometimes I'll be terrified by a thought like "What if everyone else has a sense I'm missing like telepathy or smell-o-vision and they just never talk about it?"

I watch anime.

I talk to myself everyday to some degree, at least while alone. When very tired I've caught myself having conversations with my own thoughts for 2-3 hours at a time.

It's hard to be sure since I didn't use a trip for most, but I've posted on boards here no less than 60k times in 10 years, but probably closer to 120k posts including image dumps.

Now I'm wondering what stuff I do openly that others might consider weird. Like maybe people think "Oh look it's that one homo who always adjusts his glasses like an asshole."

>>38949315
>I usually prefer rewatching/playing/whatever old media I liked rather than new stuff I'm fairly sure I would like.
I'm the opposite way.
I can only watch a movie, play a game, or read a book once. Music seems to be the only exception. I just really don't like watching a movie I liked once then watching it again and realizing it really wasn't very good at all or finding something that even just slightly ruins the movie for me.

>>38948656
REEE IW AAKNJEKSKSJNSNMEKDL

DKSKEKKEKEJR
REEEEE


JAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAJAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA NONE OF YOU UNDERSNTAT

NONE

OF

YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM COMPREHWNDING AND YOUR BEAINS CANT BEEAM MY BEAMS AND LANGUAGE DUIUUUUUUDEE

JAJAJHAHAHAHHAHA

>>38949440
beneath me

>>38948656
This is a cool picture, but I don't like how in the center of each row, there's an extra coin just sitting on top of the rest with no structural value.

>>38949485
Bend it.

>>38949315
>I usually prefer rewatching/playing/whatever old media I liked rather than new stuff I'm fairly sure I would like.
Same usually when I'm drunk or high or both, I've seen the Broly DBZ movie so many times and recently it's been Scarface

>>38949473
YOU just can't beam my beams if you catch my wavering plant roots you mundane whore from outer haven, okay ? Now answer the top ten seventies and you will receive something in a set including zero of nine zeros, any xeroxing done will destroy humanity metaphorically and you will be at fault but so am I indirectly and is that immoral? I don't onlwnbit I do It anyway because I can't help it but who knows man in another life in another world but this is the way of things and you must deal with it or you will he cast into destruction of yourself and descendants

Comprende?

>>38949559
i don't need to

above you

>>38949559
I comprend that you got autofiltered.
nagger

>>38949084
That sounds disgusting and gay.

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Look at this Big Bunni. He Is Large And Warm

>>38949315
>What if everyone else has a sense I'm missing like telepathy or smell-o-vision and they just never talk about it?
People who have telepathy just use it. If you talk about it, you get locked up.
Duh.

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So a thinly-veiled hmmmmm thread?

OK.

>>38948656
Jake wakes upon the campfire light, in a place unknown,
haunted by killers, and ghost the like, chilling him- to the bone.

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Blessed are the solitary and elect, for they shall find the kingdom.

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Hey, weirdos!
Still weirding around?

ive posted this a few times.
i like to scrape the dirt off my tongue then roll it into a ball and sniff it
then, i sprinkle it on my face
never met anyone else who does this

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>>38949315
>I always try to make sure my face isn't visible when I'm blowing my nose in case someone things I'm doing it wrong somehow.
this is one of those feelings I never think I'll get to share with anyone but then r9k delivers

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>>38948656
I'm fucked guys.

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>>38948656

for yejo my yego, the kejo my kego!

a BREJEMEBEGO, my kejemekego!

a yondash a brondash, a skondash a brasnatche

a bringamabingamebingamebego

>>38951201
Are you eating dirt nigga? Why is it on your tongue?

I want to be a pocket boyfriend to one of you femanons.

A girl hit on me once in college and it took me two years to realize what had happened. One time I talked to a normal and he told me he thought about sex and girls constantly.

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When I was 13 I lived in the bad, drug ridden part of town because my mother was poor, single, and jobless. To sate my boredom my brother and I liked to tease the neighbor's dog. It was a big mastiff dog and the neighbor had it chained to a concrete block thinking that it would be heavy enough to stop it like it did when it was a puppy. This certain day we were been teasing like all days before and it was very mad and learned it could drag the block. It chased us and we went to jump over the metal fence (the kind with the holes in it). My brother climbed just fine but I had gotten stuck as I had tryied jumping. My pants caught into the metal and it ripped my scrotum open. Each testical was broken and removed. Now I have none.

I also get things like this on my feet and hands sometimes.

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>>38952687
Jesus fuck i didnt know wether to laugh at cry thats fucking horrible holy shit why

>>38948758
>>38948782

3 layers. at least, substantial ones
1. 2010s nostalgia, our age cohort normies don't feel it, older ones reminisce about the 80s.
2.Ironically making fun of dabbing, a trend that norms forgot
3.laughs at frog posters, by replacing pepe with this pickle thing. He replaces pepe, a symbol of reddit stealing our memes, and being more culturally influential

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>>38949084
seek mental help. Smith and Wesson corp

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Solitary animal,

soo beautiful

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>>38948656
I have a medusa piercing and I like to pull at it so I can smell that yummy flesh scent

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I make up fake actors and actresses with fake biographies and fake films they've started in, after a while they die sometimes odd deaths.
I've practically built my own universe of Hollywood I call Lauriewood after my favorite (non-existient) actress.
All the films are sorted by year, budget and box office revenue. That's all somewhat realistic too; by referencing how much movies at a specific time did per genre.
I also have smaller scale ones for baseball and (fictional) murderers but I don't put as much time into it

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>>38952687
why do i want to lick that rotting foot?

>>38952777
Start shitposting that!

Write your fantasies out, if you're passionate, it definitely won't be a shitpost

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Once a week or so i get the overwhelming feeling that my gf is secretly able to hear my thoughts. Well usually be laying in bed when itll hit me and ill purposefully try to change the topic of my thoughts and/or think of like the tv static sound for a while. Even when its happening i know its irrational but the feeling persists anyway.

>>38952812

Unironically?
How did it get that bad?

>>38952724
Also making fun of that overhyped Reddit show

But thanks for spelling it out, it's very pleasant

>>38952827
please tell me that's fake jesus christ

I still pretend pens and shit are rockets and various military devices

>>38952897
The story or the picture? Both are real

>>38952910
Jesus fuck. That's a fuck fuck fuck

how the fuck. I am fuck

fucking story please

>>38952897
No, I'm not gonna lie to you.

>>38952910
why would someone do that to a cat? i'm sad now

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>>38952827
How can somebody be soo cruel to kittur kot plz tell me was died before the cutting

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i predict by the year 2020 literally everyone will be a diagnosed psychopath or sociopath

>>38952923
>>38952964
Its taxidermy. Its not my pic i saved it from here.

>>38952988
Perversion over the fleeting existence us feeble fags have.

Only melancholy soviet music can drown out these feels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtalpBUyl5I

>>38952988
Most of this board is jaded rejects, what if you showed that to some normies, or got that on a shirt, and walked around in a mall or a plaza or some shit.

Now that's an image I'd like to see

>>38953027
I must be very jaded, im actually really surprised by the reaction to that picture.

>>38953082
Yes, I was disgusted, but in a kinda meh, depressive way

What if anon walked around with that on a shirt.

How would normies react to that kind of powerlevel?

>>38953107
I would love to see it. I have a feeling would get kicked out of a lot of businesses wearing that shirt. Walking around a college campus or similar would be pretty funny as well.

>>38953107
>How would normies react to that kind of powerlevel?
If only a shirt could convey the essence of a robot
It does not

>>38953153
Would normies walk, look away?

Would closet autists chuckle?

Would chad try to beat you up for hurting his favorite animal?

Would you get lynched?

>>38953167
I think it would depend on location. Somewhere like san fransisco or nyc would probably get very different reactions than somewhere like texas.

>>38949084
I've done that before, minus the nose insertion part. Feels good, man

>>38952687
I like how the light makes the stuff on the second toe look like soap bubbles

>weirdo thread alive
yessss