>In class >She sits right next you Wat do?

>>38981982
recommend her a good orthopedist because bitch back must hurt from all that arching

>>38981982
h-hey

so, nice weather huh

that ass built for bbc

>>38981982
Fail the class

>>38981982
Hey. Pull my finger.

>>38981982
But Taco Bell for her

Directly hit on her, loud enough so the teacher can hear and hopefully recognize that I am indeed the alpha male in the room. Then, tenderly claim her as property with my hand around her shoulder, demonstrating that I am completely harmless when I get what I want.
Fuck her at the back of the field, where our shapes will be just too distant for it to be entirely certain that we're fuck33n

>>38981982
Post more pics faggoo

>>38981982
Nervously side eye then look away erratically, afraid that she saw me

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>>38981982
Dismay, what else I'm supposed to do with a goddess near me

Sweat like a pig and make loud breathing noises.
All unintentionally.

ask to smell her asshole of course.

How do normies resist the urge to put their face between the back of the seat and her ass?

>>38981982
Leave

Ebolacola

>>38983182
same orginialloy

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>>38981982
sperg out and stay silent unless she directly talks to me in which case I give rushed one word answers

Introduce her to Tyrone, because that thot looks like a coal burner.

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>>38981982
continue to shitpost from my smartphone, pretending she dont exists

>>38981982
I won't talk to her at all, but I'll feel noticeably uncomfortable and anxious and I'll probably steal a bunch of glances over when I think she isn't looking. Then I'll go home and imagine marrying her and living happily ever after in a fantasy where I unintentionally change my own physical appearance because even my fucking imagination can't make that happen without creating an avatar of the self.

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>>38981982
POST A SOURCE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

>>38983468
When i fantasise about that shit I try to avoid an image of myself at all

>>38983496
source is almost certainly just some kid taking a pic in class, were you hoping it's part of a vid where she turns to you, strips, and spreads her butthole?

Everyday I ask her something simple
>do you have a pen?
and that's it. No more conversation. This bugs her because all guys try to talk to her none stop or completely ignore her. Eventually she chats back a little and I use my humor to make her laugh, but keep our conversations short. She so confused why I don't show interest in her she wants me. Later we're at the same house party and she makes her move one me and we fuck.

>>38984052
Nice fantasy. In reality, you'd be the creeper asking her for a pen every fucking day until she snaps and tells you to bring your own damn pen; everyone will laugh and the professor will ask you to move seats.

>>38984052
>you just have to eat these eggs

>>38984052
>ask to borrow pen everyday
>she gets annoyed and moves seats next week
welcome to the rice fields

she has shitskin hair

probably a spic

I find another seat

up jump the boogie the bang bang boogie to the rhythm of the boogie da beat.

>>38984299
you sound p. pathetic

>>38981982
>tfw I want to take creep pics like these from the girls of my College
Holy fuck, is College feel with hotties.

>>38984299
They have the spiciest assholes.

>>38981982
that's a nice funny thread idea and all but can I just ask this

why do women feel the need to dress like this?

Look down to check for flats/flip flops. Otherwise try not to breathe too loud and imagine answers to questions she may ask and rehearse them in my head.

>>38984934
It's attractive to men. If men liked modest clothing, they would wear it.

>>38981982
wait for her to get up and leave then press my face hard against the seat, feel her warmth on my skin and get drunk on her smellz

She would get raped by a man. The patriarchy strikes again!

>>38985194
Men don't rape, angry betas who can't get any do.

>>38981982

>notice that she is wearing a camouflage shirt
>ask if she wants to larp soldiers after school
>spend the rest of the class writing down scenarios for us to larp

>>38984102
you do it once you fucking autist
it doesn't always work, but it a stupid game. women want what they can't have, and a (reasonably attractive) male that doesn't seem interested it catches their attention cause they do like a challenge

>>38984934

unhealthy attention seeking behavior. If adults had half a brain these days they would not let their kids go out dressed like this.

>>38981982
Probably just try to look at her feet.

i wish she'd sit on me instead

>>38981982
Hide my boner

>>38986448
THis is actually a cool idea. It might work in 2017

>>38987496
dip and tuck the dick under the belt loop

>>38987537

>tfw you always hid boners by pushing your dick pointing down instead of up and now your dick is broke

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>>38981982
take creepshots to fap to later

>>38987741
imagine the sound her farts must make

>>38987774
I'd rather imagine the poops that come out of that

>>38987774

like a mournful groaning sound

>>38981982
Ignore her because I know that I need to get my life together and a car before I have a chance of hitting on any girl.

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>>38981982
exactly what this guy did
not talk to her and pay attention to the lecture, but also try to take a creepshot when/if I can