We all know the quintessential alpha name is Chad, but what

>>38981784
Martin is a great virgin name

>>38981784
Mark, I remember watching a foot fetish/SPH video and the girl called him Marky-poo

the virgin name is Thad

>>38981784

Travis, travis is a beta name.

>>38981784
Nathan, easily.

>>38981784
Arcadian

>>38981784
>Eugene
>Milton
>Quentin
>Nathan
>Marvin

>>38981784
clarence sounds virginy

>>38981784
definitely Eugene

>>38981784
Richard, freddy, and Sebastian

Eugene no doubts

Mortimer

Timmy, especially if he still goes by Timmy rather than Tim or Timothy.

Danny sounds pretty beta to me

>>38981784
It's Thomas, hands down.

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>>38981784
eugene is bang on

>>38981887
Is an "N" at the end, or a strong "N", the main mark of a virgin name?

Perhaps because virgin ends in "N".

>>38981784
Either Nathan or Eugene

>Tfw name is Nathan

Well shit

>>38982058
Your fate was sealed from the very start.

>>38981784
ian

it's my name :(

>>38982029
Ee sounds too
>EugEEne
>TimmEE
>DannEE
>BillEE

Eustace or eugene

They are doomed

>>38982121
That makes sense. The "Ee" bit is very feminine.

>>38982029
Is John a Virgin name?

>>38981784
steffan/stephen

>>38981939
My name is Danny.
I feel very offended.

>>38982249
John is a Chad exception.

>>38981845
Yeah I've heard Marky-poo before. If I was called Mark and some bitch said that to me I'd probably kms.

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>>38981913
Sebastian is a legendary name.
When i think of "Sebastian",
I think of something like this.

>>38981784
>ut what is the quintessential virgin name?
Kevin.

>>38981913
>Sebastian
That's awesome though.

>>38981859
How about seamus? Screams to me of a 25 year old neet college dropout

>>38981859
Ever heard of travis kelce? Hes a pure chad

>>38981846
kek faggit

quisheI

>>38981784
It's already Timothy on a bunch of the same sort of forums that "Chad" originated on

>>38981784
It's Mills Wood

>>38981940
the only thomas i know is a trump supporting chad

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>>38981784
NO ITS PICKLE RICK NIGGAR

>>38981845
That seems to be the most common name for guys who request custom fetish porn videos.

Daniel or Alex, or unisex names in general.

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>>38982606
FUCKING QUISHEL

That was a good thread, mate

Ok then what are some more chat names?

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Gabe
:( Rip

>>38981784
Lots of e names like Eugene, Edward and Ernest.

>>38981784
Ryan is a virgin name

t. Ryan

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>>38982606
I wonder how Quishel is doing.

>>38981784
Keith
Jean
Sam
Whitey

>>38981784
It's got to be Dylan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxqCGTkV5wg

Virgin names

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>>38981784

shouldnt the brows on the op pic be reversed?

My name is Ethan, which is a pretty virgin-esque name. (I'm not a virgin)

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Some Anon once said "Garrett". I think its the perfect virgin name.

>>38983408
Idk Garrett sounds like the name of someone who would roll with Chad's crew, and they would keep him around because makes Chad look more alpha in comparison.

I feel like Mark is a very virgin/wizardy name.

E l l i o t
Roge

>>38982029
Would Mason be a virgin name as well then?

>>38981784
Rover.

What do you think of Wesley or just Wes?

Toby

I admit it's my name but I control F'd for it and nothing so i'll add it to the list. I'm the most socially awkward person i know so its gotta count

Pajeet (or any currycel name)

No one said my name yet, thank jebus

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>>38981784
I think /gfd/ ended up deciding on "Julian" as the anti-Chad name back when they were still around.

>>38981784
Melvin. Any other answer is shit.

>>38982029
It's the cadence, a rise to a fall is weak,

>>38982120
>not being Iain

Shit name and no one can spell it right

>>38983015
Mark comes from Marcus which means warlike. My chad brother had a friend named mark who fought off 2 assailants who tried to jump him.

this whole "chad names" or "robot names" is all anecdotal

>>38981784
Elliott.

Duh.

Miles. Has there ever been a manly person named Miles?

>>38983302
Nah, Dylan is a Chad name, easily.

>>38983340
the virgin face looks endearing and the chad one looks like some 50's dad

>>38981784
>Cmd + F
>"Patr"
>0 results

Feels good.

>>38981784
Something about "Billy" sounds really virgin to me.

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>>38984443
Autism at its maximum expression

>>38983936
That's almost all English words though.

>>38984347
Hi Patrick. I too am Patrick.

>>38984436
like the main character in Cry Of Fear game
he got cucked too

Time to end the thread: Stewart.

Keith, Thomas, Daniel

Michael, without a doubt.

>>38981812
Marvin

>>38983239
Go to fuck your roastie you fucking chad

Nobody remembers his name.

>>38981784
Marvin
4 sure^

>>38985724
Marvin is a nigger name.

>>38981940
strong german chad name, kek u missed with that one

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>>38984282
Sorry what was that? *flexes on your bitch*

>>38981859
>brother's name is travis and is the ultimate chad

>>38981784
There is no name for the Virgin because the Virgin is just a basic template robots and betas project themselves on to. It's like referring to yourself in the third person. Its awkward and doesn't make sense. Chad, however, is not a robot or a beta. He not something to project on to. He is a different person entirely. You wouldn't call someone else by your name, you'd use their name.
Chad also is popular so everyone knows his name, of course

>>38986433
My brother's name is also Travis and he is the ultimate virgin.

>>38981784
This drawing is such a cope. Why is the virgin attractive here? If youre a virgin past 18 youre UNATTRACTIVE. You have FAILED TO ATTRACT FEMALES. YOU ARE UGLY.

>>38982029
Jason obviously

even a movie about a virgin names jason that kills girls

>>38981913
None of those are virgin names at all

>>38984282
Miles Davis?

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>Evan
>Kevin
>Ian
>Ethan
>Stephen
>Devon
>John

All these names are related in the Anglosphere and all but some exceptions of John and Devon turn out to be massive beta virgins. I've never been able to figure it out but it holds true IMO

>>38984282
Miles Davis was a tough nigger trumpeter

>>38982360
>>38982402

t. Sebastian

Any diminutive name. Jimmy, Tommy, Stewie, Andy. Basically any name ending in an E sound. They're feminine and childish.

N-not darius

>>38981784
Whats a boy name that means virgin?

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>>38987061
Would Vergil be a good virgin name?

>>38983436
>Garrett
>sounds like Barrett

Yeah no

>>38981784
>Stevie
Dat simple , we all know it

What about Phineas?

It's my name[\spoiler]

>>38981784
Andrew is the most beta name

Is Mike Chad?

>>38982381
Kevin here. Not a virgin, just a failed normie.

>>38981913
>richard
Can be shortened to Rick
>freddy
Freddy Mercury
>Sebastian
Already sounds alpha af

You listed 3 chad names, anon

Eric is pretty beta.

>>38985602
I wish I was a Chad but even then Roasties aren't my thing

Pedro is the ultimate beta virgin name, especially because of the foreign aspect

foreign Chad names include Alexandre, Marcus and Samuel

>>38986964
I second Andy

>>38981926
why is it mortimer?and what does it mean?

Zach

Known like five, all weirdos

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>tfw unironicqlly have african-american name

Feels bad man

Quishel is the quintessential virgin name

>>38988152
How the fuck did you know my name???

Is Matthew a virigin name?

>>38988179
You already posted a thread about it a few weeks ago

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>>38981867
Nathan Drake is the ultimate chad.

>>38983793
What kind of girl would you describe the one on the right as? Like, if she were a character archetype, what would it be called?

"Skippy"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBBrSSyp7_M

>>38982029
>>38982121
>tfw name literally sounds like E-N (ian)

>>38988043
Same here; I am one of them.

Buddy/Eugene/Ernest/Julian

cooper

fisher

topher

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>>38982279
Stephanos = the ring around the sun and wreath of bay leaves given to kings, victors in war and the Olympic Games associated with apollo. Pretty virgin...

>>38981784
Robbie, obviously. Robbie the Robot

What about a sand nigger name like Omar?

Kips or Kip

>>38984939
Patrick here, I pronounce it more like "Pachurick", is that normal?

>>38991066
A thousand pounds.

Liam is the ultimate virgin name

>>38981926
GOD'S NOT REAL MORTY LE XXDD

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>>38982351
>Michael
>girl called me mikey poo
>two weeks later she wants to fuck?
First time and I don't feel right about it

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>>38990922
I had a classmate named Timmy and he was a fucking Chad pussy destroyer

Pic related

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Would these be Chad Strides at all?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mif5ya4JUy0

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>>38982029
>tfw name is benjamin
even if you short it to ben it ends with "n"

>>38991426
>ill fitting/matching clothes
>overweight BMI, very little muscle development
>Haircut fit for a boomer politician
>submissive/insecure body language (hands in pockets)
Chad status: Suspect

I would say guys named francis or terry. Especially francis tho

>>38986008
>german
it's Greek, you dumb cuck

>>38991426
Those shoes and that face are definitely not chad.

Straight edge Quentin originally

>>38981784
Stewart

>>38982982
Get off my board Reddit

>>38981784
Every Austin I knew have been colossal faggots/virgins/gingers

>>38981784
Jesse is a pretty beta name, it's literally a girls name

>>38981913
To everyone saying Sebastian isn't a virgin name, I've only met one dude named Sebastian and he was one of the most beta dudes I've ever met in my life.

>Was the guy who always had his hand up in class and would say stupid overly philosophical shit
>Made obvious lies about having sex on multiple occasions
>Always sounded condescending
>Invited himself to parties / social gatherings and then acted super awkward at them

>>38992163
Yeah, I'm gonna go with Sebastian
It CAN be cool under very specific circumstances, but it sounds extremely virginy

Aaron. Aaron is the beta name.

Joey or Joseph

>>38981784
I knew a Ukrainian kid that had the virgin face and he got all the bitches

Austin or Alex is the most beta name i can think of

>>38984282
Agree

>>38985204
This too

>>38987013
sad nigger-tier

>>38990395
lmao yeah those are quintessentially virginal desu senpai

>>38992103
this

>>38992331
Aaron is a, A beta name. One of many

>>38992403
Joey might be a virgin but Joseph is literally the broseph of Chad

>>38981784
I literally have the same countenance as the alleged Chad there and I'm a 28 KV

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>>38982606
HIS NAME IS FUCKING QUISHEL

>>38992331
This is my beta faggotry, and your not part of it.

definitely alfred

>>38981784
Toby or Paul

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>>38992403
>Joseph
You dare mock the longest-living member of the Joestar lineage?

id go with kyle. Kyle is the virgin name.

Joe beta is the stereotypical beta boy name.

>>38981784
Aaron
Joey
Tim
Richard

Gary
Mikey
Steve
Wendell

any nu-male with a name that rhymes with aiden

>Tfw name is Kevin which is usually reserved for poorfag Chads

>robot and a virgin

>>38992163
I bet you still talk with Sebastian and he did something to piss you off or something so you thought having a 4chan thread call his name virgin might be a good way to troll him.

>>38981845
The only Mark I know is an ultrachad. Literally all women want to fuck him.

No one better say Josh or else!

I mean it!

Dylan
Joseph
Dominick

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Virgin names:
>Chris
>Jason
>Scott

Sam is one of these names

Melvin is the most beta name ever.this is fact

>>38989853
He's a fictional character invented by betas. Of course they'd self-insert through him.

>>38981887
Eugene is a Chad name in Eastern Europe tee bee ache

Shanzler

>>38981784
>literall square face
dude on the left looks way better woman wouod be crazy to thing otherwise looks wise

>>38981784
Max
Kyle
Tyler
Todd
Sam
Blake
Trent
Jordan
Dylan
Cameron
Tucker
Cody

>>38993062
Jason is beta, Chris is a normie, and Scott is an alpha.

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>Ctrl+F "Brandon"
>0 results

>>38990033
Ian is a name that sounds horrible (beta and nasally) and also looks ugly written out.

My name is Tiaus. What does that even mean? No one has that name. Why'd my dad choose it?

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>>38993673
>Todd
delet this

>>38981784
>ctrl+f Robert
>0 results

>>38982606
Holy fuck quishel...I think I laughed for a solid 5 minutes when I saw that

>>38982606
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Ruben
Albert
Herman
Jim
Andy
Most foreign names
Dongus

Gnor

just kill me

at one point it was Eugene but the name is so virgin it became ironically okay

>>38981913
>>38982360
Sebastian is the recluse that introduced me to 4chan in 8th grade when we got paired together in science class.

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What about Jake
That's beta right

>>38994146
I know a lot of Russians and Ukrainians, the ones named Evgen refuse to localize their names because of how awful Eugene is.

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>>38981859
>travis is a beta name
Come again, laddy?

>>38994216
Not true

There's a jake that's fucked the prettiest girl in the world. He is, however, also /ourguy/

>>38990922
Tim reporting also
Feelsbetaman.jpg

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>tfw my name has been mentioned here multiple times

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Jerry sounds virgin

even though Seinfeld was a chad he still had a jewfro, wore suits everywhere, and idolized superman

>>38991072
Yeah if you're a faggot

>>38983798
>>38993346
These.
Thread's over. Go home.

Sebastion and Gabriel both draw images of that pudgy round faced kid. Only Sebastion or Gabriel will deny this. Eric is pretty virgin, too. Kevin is teetering on the edge of virgin.

>>38994951
Oh shit I just remembered the ultimate Virgin name
B R Y C E
R
Y
C
E

>>38981784
Edward (and people call him that and not "Ed" or "Eddie")

>>38983239
Seconded

t. Ryan

>>38981784
Poindexter
Arnold
Eugene but, someone else already said it.

>>38984347
>>38984939
>>38991072
Patrick thread, my name is spelled Patrik tho

>>38984250
thatsva real good one there boyy

>>38996020
my wife named our kid ryan cuz she says it sounds like a hot guys name....

>>38984282
The only Mormon kid I ever liked was named Miles. He wasn't straight edge like other kids in that cult nor was he manly but he was a funny kid and he got around.

>>38981846
Tfw my name is Thad

Kevin is the ultimate virgin name. Can't think of a better one

>>38981784
Nobody knows virgins name thats why he's a virgin.. He's not popular and nobody likes him. He is known as virgin.

how has only one other person said gary so far?

>>38981913
>Sebastian
Nah. Sebastians aren't chads but they aren't beta fags either. They're like somewhere in between, usually with lithe but muscular, male ballerina type figures who may or may not be gay.

>>38997387
colin. consider colin

>>38984282
Miles Bennet Dyson

>>38994951
I knew a guy named Erik and he was a normie. 6'2 and /fit/. Not really a chad because he was into video games and had glasses and a smartass personality but definitely successful normie.

>>38982606
Gnor was the best poster in that thread

Eric? Beta or Alpha?

Dahc

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CORNELIUS origeiggngn

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>>38981859
Biggest football jock at my high school was named Travis

Typical virgin name would be Sheldon

>>38981784
Every name is a virgin name in its own way

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Erwann is the ultimate virgin name

>>38985666
This

Also 666 for extra credibility