>ebf has been spending all day on games ignoring me and i

>>39010208
>ebf
This was your first mistake

>>39010208
>ebf
This was your first original mistake.

>>39010208
Fuming normie reeeeeerr leave thot be gone you are not robot reeeeeeeeeeererrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee kyssssssssse

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>>39010262
>>39010287
well the alternative was loneliness so..

>>39010302
Yeah but you're still lonely.

>>39010302
So you should have chosen loneliness.

>>39010208
he is punishing you op
cause you weren't lewd enough with him

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>>39010302
It's better to be alone, silly

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>>39010369
>>39010374
>>39010390
...n-no you're lying. this is just for a moment, itll go back to normal, soon. i think
>>39010374
>>39010392
maybe you're right. i didnt care about being alone until i chose not to be, maybe having it not be my choice this time makes it a punishment and not a blessing

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>>39010208
my nigga spongebeezy did it so yo azz can

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>>39010424
it won't go back to normal till you beg for his dick like the slut he is grooming you to become

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>>39010424
Are you drunk now too? Don't worry you'll get back to your lonely ways, it might be hard though!

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>>39010451
This. Listen to this Anon OP.

Listen to him.
Beg for his dick in your mouth like a slut if you want everything back to normal.

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>>39010451
Good job anon. I love that picture a lot

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>>39010451
you think that will work?
ive been trying to be more modest lately, maybe i went too far and he thinks im uninterested or something
>>39010464
NO PLEASE!i dont want to be alone again! its awful! i dont even remember how i lived before..
just in case, how do you get by anon?

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>>39010490
I just play video games, look at cute 2D girls and sometimes drink. It's hard to go through everything, but I'm still going. Sometimes I'm really near breaking down

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>>39010552
thats about what i used to do as well i think. its boring, spirit crushing, and overall embarrassing. im not judging anon, i just know your feel.
you should try out some form of edating, its not that bad really, im just a bit obsessive i think

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>>39010490
>ive been trying to be more modest lately,
that's like the exact opposite of what everyone wants anon

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>>39010602
I've tried. It's boring but anything else is just not for me

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>>39010647
i thought thats how it worked, you meet, you get infatuated with eachother and lewd constantly, you calm down and get to know eachother, become best friends but also lewd from time to time.
>>39010675
if its boring you should eventually hate it, gl in the future anon<3 make many babies and such

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>>39010208
i know this feel
I know this feel all to well

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>>39010712
I won't make anything like that!

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>>39010736
well i mean, theres two of us, and technically if we tried really hard-

>>39010786
you gotta have a vagina and you gotta know them in person

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>>39010208


>all this shit advice


Just talk to him about it OP. Relationships need honesty/conversations

how many times do i have to tell you he's my boyfriend you creep stop stalking him!

he's not interested

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>>39010812
Agreed, follow this anon's advice.

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>>39010812
id rather not come off as someone who is that green inside. it could be taken as cute, but i doubt it, and the risk isnt worth the reward...which is..an apology? thats about all i can think of to do if i was in his shoes.

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>>39010786
You're making me feel really funny

Would you like me to find him, join his game, and then do some sort of "I wish I had a gf, if you have a gf you should treat them right" guilt trip? I probs can, I have access to just about every game out there.

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>>39010812
I tried this and I wish I just kept my mouth shut and got cucked

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>>39010852
oh no dont tell me you got hard! that would be cheating! im a bad ebf making other boys hard online; this does not help my case!
it does turn me on a bit though, dont tell

>>39010208
>erelationship for two years
>no face
>no voice
>ended it because I was told those steps were "giving myself to you entirely"

I know it was a meme. But I just wish I wasn't treated like someone unreasonable for wanting some form of intimacy after two years.

>>39010851
He could end up spending more time with you and cuddling.

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>advice thread ends up being a post your shitty anime reaction pictures thread
Every-fucking-time.

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>>39010712
>you calm down
you aren't meant to slow down silly
you are meant to get lewder and more depraved

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>>39010902
>doesn't like anime
>posts on an anime image board and gets mad when he sees animu
How could this happen?

>>39010887
i'm gonna tell your ebf and he is gonna ignore you even harder now

I don't get something tho.

OP are you a boi or a grill?

>>39010902
Faggots always need to lewdpost and animepost at the same time. It's fucking awful.

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>>39010928
op is 100% a dick slurping ,ass fingering ,boi

>>39010938
>I haven't even been on this website for a year xD
please stop

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>>39010888
wow anon im sorry. ive had to deal with that problem a few times now, its a bit hopeless if they dont want to do anything more. you probably did the right thing.
>>39010902
i got a set of images of this character for the purpose of being easily identified ITT. i thought it was smart for it
>>39010926
you dont know him so im safe, heh. HEH
>>39010928
im a boy. and not a femboi meme either, just a regular one.

>>39010851
>not come off as that green

Its better than feeling anxious and lonely.

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>>39010887
You're just making me feel a little bit lewd, pervert!

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>>39010961
but i do know him
you better hope i'm feeling generous and don't tell him about this thread!

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>>39010955
You're an idiot. You know faggots do nothing but spam cute 2d girls that they wish they were.

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>>39010918
>implying i don't like animu
I hate when people make a clusterfuck of advice and fucking anime pictures, 20% reactions are ok, 85% are not.

>>39010914
Sauce on that? Google didn't deliver.

>>39010961
It sucks. It's shown me that I'm not going to try for a real relationship for a long time. It helped make me realize that my standards are actually pretty high. Can't go from that to something lesser.

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>>39011000
That's a pretty good projector anon, where'd you get it? StrawmansRus?
>>39011016
People like to circlejerk get over it or ignore the thread

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This thread is really, really making me want a bf.

I'm so lonely...

Every single ebf I ever had has left me after a few days and I have no other options because I'm always moving

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>>39011047
Best I can offer is one free rape.

>>39010208
>On R9k to moan abouut an e-relationship Kill yourself

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>>39011047
Maybe me too, but people are bad

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>>39011064
At least it would be a few seconds of physical intimacy...

>>39011074
People are good and you're good and tfw no good bf....

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>>39011047
>>39011074
unironically try discord if you really want to have some kind of relationship. its up to you if you can manage it, but its nice. if you're lucky you can find someone close too

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>>39011108
Nice thumbnail, you fucking faggot.

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>>39011108
Of course I'm good, but I can't trust anyone
>>39011117
I don't know how to do that anyways

>>39011040
Do you even know what projection means you fucking faggot?

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>>39011204
Yes you wannabe a little girl you creep

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>>39011117
Like, how does that even work? Do you just go to random people and ask to be your ebf? Do you go in groups dedicated to find ebfs? And how you do you find those groups? How do you start it? Who starts it?

It's just too complicated, OP.

>>39011223
Absolutely not. I want all trannies and traps and all that faggotry bullshit to fuck off to its containment board but for some stupid reason or another it isn't enforced at all.

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>>39011154
well for me it was easy, im a bit ashamed of my actions but, i posted a large amount of pics of myself scantly clad in alot of servers. dms came pouring in and i had alot of fun learning how to erp and such. but eventually i narrowed it down to a few people i really liked personally and went from there.
i wouldnt recommend copying my methods, i wake up alot at night thinking of who could be looking at those pics...
>>39011229
well see above. but really all you have to do is be generally nice with an anime pfp and you get a decent amount of dms. as far as groups go, you just find something you like, like a certain games discord, or an anime related one. and just find people you like. then they lead you to more obscure servers they like that might be a more lonely or lewd group

>>39011235
Oh you're one of these retards.
>for some stupid reason or another it isn't enforced at all.
Sorry you're so new and stupid you don't understand the rules. But there there anon i'm sure you'll get it eventually

>>39011135
thank you! saved!

>>39011154
hey cmon, i was being nice, dont act bad already

>>39011117
i tried a million times and everyone is always a flake. no dom top guys exist on discord or they're just trying to make you jerk them off once and that's it.

>>39011269
It was literally a containment board made for them to fuck off. All this fucking gay propaganda has been a huge issue on 4chan for a long time, They need to enforce it like they did the ponyfuckers.

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>>39011278
looking for tops anywhere is a mistake. really switches are the more common breed. anyone whos gay should know that buttstuff is the best stuff, so odds are they would prefer bottom. but even little subby bitches are still men inside, they can go "man mode" on you if they wanted

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>>39011278
We exist, it's just that most of you bottoms are insanely boring.

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>>39011278
I just don't trust people anymore anon

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>>39011313
Tell me more about how a blue board made for discussions was made to be a containment board for gay porn. Sorry you're so autistic you think the only reason they would add a lgbt board is for containment. Like really i'm sorry you're so stupid you make this assumptions like the rest of the retards.
>he thinks fags are as cancerous as ponyfags
K E K
E
K
jesus christ anon stop my side can only take so much ignorance.
If they wanted a containment board for traps they'd add a trap board and etc. Think just a lil bit for yourself or even better, just lurk moar you fucking newfag before start trying to decide what the entire website wants. Only reason i'm wasting my time with you is my because i'm drunk and you're hilarious

>>39011392
Unironic this. Subs of both genders are so damn dull.

>>39011402
It never should've been a blue board, but it shouldn't just be for porn. They all should just fuck off there. Plus, I never said they're as bad as that menace. It's just the best example of a containment board actually working because, surprise, THEY ENFORCED IT.

>>39011313
>>39011402
yeah this dude is a fucking idiot. /lgbt/ is for gay discussions, /b/ is nsfw for quick start and end threads for 12yo's with short attention span, /r9k/ is for decent sized discussions about anything really, with nsfw allowed

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>>39011341
it makes sense after all, there's no point being gay if you only want to penetrate

>>39011392
maybe i'm more boring when someone wants to fuck me

since there's not as much pressure to be interesting

>>39011400
well... good luck, and i wish you all the best!

>>39011258
post a pic of your bulge right now!

>>39011461
Because they don't want to contain them kek only fucking spergs like you think trap porn and lgbt needs to be contained. in fact there's a containment board for people like you funny enough
>>>/pol/
Like really you'd rather waste your time shouting at nothing then scrolling past this thread. Just wew anon really gets that noggin joggin
>>39011478
newfags I swear

>>39011480
I only wanna be penetrated though

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>>39011480
relying on your body too much to hold interest. tsk tsk. you can do better. you gotta ENTERTAIN! be the life of the party! power bottom is best bottom too, if you're aggressive about wanting that dick in you it makes you all the more appealing!

>tfw no sub obsessive constantly horny lewd bf with his hand down my pants 24/7 touching and playing with me

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would anyone like to pretend that they are young and innocent again

>>39010208
>ebf

I'm a tall white guy with a big dick and a good source of income. Want to move in with me instead of playing fake relationship on the internet?

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>>39011621
maybe. Go on

>>39011585
my body is very average, i'm not a trap or twink at all. personality is all i've got and it's strong, but not enough for most people.

if i had a nice body too i'd be golden but i'm not femme at all.

>>39011702
Shut up and post your naked ass.

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>>39011603
only way your gonna get a bf that horny all the time is with chastity

>>39011753
can confirm, that's what i was like on chastity

or would have been if i had a bf

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>>39011621
we wouldnt get along most likely. im a severe poorfag an also a neet at the moment. big dick is definitely a plus though. you should totally not post it with a spoiler tag or something

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>>39011769
same
its the reason i had to stop wearing my cage cause i just wanted to be raped 24/7

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>>39011901
let's rub our cages together and rape each other with our fingers

>>39011935
how would you rub cages? wouldnt they like, crash and scrape into eachother painfully?

>>39010208
>be social retard
>in a small town and can't meet people irl anyways
>spend years of my life in two online relationships
>get my heart broken in both of them
Threads like this remind me of the moments I was happy and didn't want to die everyday.

>>39011989
That's the point.

Originaligalano original.

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>>39012022
you give me hope in the best way possible

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>>39012086
What could I ever give you hope for?
My life is one of sorrow and regret.

>>39011901
I want to force someone like you in chastity, tease them day in day out and not allow them out of it or to get off for weeks and weeks, conditioning them to be a desperate, submissive faggot and obedient pet.

And then rape them until they squeal like a girl.

>>39010208
spend year or 2 looking for egf/ebf
>finally find ebf
>things go good at first
>play games together
>he stops playing games with me
>spend 6 months basically begging him to do stuff with me
>uses excuses like he has to work, he talks to me while he works etc
>spends all his time playing moba's and voice chatting with his friends
>finally get fed up with begging him to do stuff with me and remove him
edating is a meme

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>>39012311
>conditioning them
pls i need this

>>39012311
daddy please do this to me

>>39012414
>>39012469
Have I mentioned I like petplay and some sadistic stuff and cutesy shit/giving people piggyback rides and have a big dick?

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>>39012535
you realize you have any sub boy you want at your fingertips right

>>39012535
>petplay
check
>sadistic stuff
check
>cutesy shit
check
>big dick
>CHECK
PLEASE TAKE ME DADDY

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>>39012578
Yeah.

I must also be handsome because I managed to pull a fucking 9/10 twink a city away but that still went nowhere in the end.

Honestly I just want someone girly and cute and likable/that I can identify with to dote on and tease and bully a shitload and have as a qt pet.

Oh, and yeah, my dick is big enough that when my friend got drunk and tried blowing me it was too thick for it to work well. Felt teeth even wrenching his jaw all the way open.

Also also being strong now is fun because I can now wrench a smol boy's legs apart.

Want me to leave a throwaway email?

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>tfw you will never have an e-gf/bf because you are too autistic to start conversations and become too clingy if you do and then you block them and leave forever

desudaun, na parashu

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>>39012671
>tfw daddy will never abuse and ruin your boypussy for everyone else

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>>39010602
>fem"bots" think getting an e-bf/gf is that easy

Been trying for 2 years fampai. Fuck off with yo nico nico nigga ass

>>39010208
i will be your new ebf and we can e-drink together

>>39010208
You are sort of in the same boat as me, I'll drink more of my Jack to your pain.
>captcha pls don't fuck me

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>want an egf (male)
>as soon as they see my small dick the stop all contact

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>>39012671
Yes, of course I want that. I don't think you'll want me, but I want that.

>>39013379
well duh, small dicks are fucking gross

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>>39013379
IKTF anon
I dont really send dick pics instantly, because that's degenerate, but I've had someone i'd been talking to for 2 months cut contact because they said my dick was too small

Trannies and women are all garbage people that need to be gassed

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>>39013379
small dicks are for bullying

>>39013142
>>39013412
Assuming you're still here:
[email protected]

>>39011603
>>39011753
My libido is high as heck and this is basically me all the time.

Too bad I'm not a cuteboy.

>>39013910
>tfw I will never be a qt trap like this
>tfw no one will bully me for my small dick

>>39013910
how tf does a guy get hips like that?

>>39014990
photoshop, look at that guitar neck

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Is there hope for me if I can become /cuteboys/? All I want is a qt bf who I can spend time with and cuddle with
Should I even bother? Is it even possible?
Should I start looking online or try discord or something? It's all I want.

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>>39010208
You want to inspire him more than VALHALLA this is correct
However
The islands of fluffy kitty only take you so far
>do not harm your companions

you people are all insane, it is a wonder it really is, idve never have thought in all my days that i would see the things i have seen here today

Kill everyone in this thread

origen

>thread made by an avatarfagging attention whore
>125 replies
>similar thread made by a guy who uses a picture of a cartoon frog
>gets 5 replies then dies instantly
good to see /r9k/ is still going strong