How do i build an ass like that ?

>>40171729
Be a winner.

Don't even dare utter it. I know you want to.

>>40171729
Lays potato chips.

>>40171749
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPTTTTF

By not being behind on your lift schedule, or overbudgeting your calories.

>>40171729
Glute bridges weighted with an assortment of models.

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>You will never sniff the farts of the POTUS

>>40171805
GOD DAMN IT

By building massive walls

>>40171729
Haha followers of balding manlet
Americans weak are

>>40171805
Someone post the vocaroo link pls

>>40172888
Wtf there's a vocaroo?

>>40171729
needs to have guy facing other way saluting that ass

>>40171805
fuggin ded

>>40172905
Shit yeah. First time i heard it, i cried

>>40171805
fuck the guy that made this up, and fuck you as well

>>40171805
Nigel Thornberry narrated this in my head. I don't know why. It started as fat bastard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEZTVphrQV0

Listen to Lewis

>>40171729
mayb he wears spanx to get that fom

>>40171805
>>40171729

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes Mr. President....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...lays I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so Mr. President ....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please Mr. President....another if you please....nice a big now....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet Mr. President....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff Mr. President.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate Mr. President....ah yes....let me guess...taco bowls for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well trump steaks......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it Mr. President?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust Mr. President….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it Mr. President…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable Mr. President…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet Mr. President….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes…

>>40173320
>>40171805

Autism

>>40173159
I need to hear this

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>>40171729
Absorb the hopes and dreams of your political opponents

>>40173320
this must not go on.

>>40173320
kek

>>40171805
>my dear
have some respect for the goddamn POTUS

Is he our fattest president?

>>40172888
>>40172905
>>40173159

http://vocaroo.com/i/s08oV7bWXquc

Rule the world and fuck eastern European models while stacking billions

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>>40174844

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>>40174088

>>40174844
>40174844▶>>40174980
>>>40172888
...

>>40176115
hehee Taft you old dog

>>40174844
Who recorded this?

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>>40174844
gets funnier every time

>>40173320
how long has /v/ been here?

>>40171729
THICC

>>40171729
Diet coke

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>>40174844

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>>40174844
Jesus christ
Im dying