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What /fit/ memes have you fallen for?
>fell for "weighted dips are enough for the chest" meme
>fell for "you need low reps and bigger weights" meme
>fell for "PPL" meme
>fell for "lifting will fix your autism" meme
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>>40639251
flexed a 'cep
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Just gotta flex a 'cep
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brb flexing my 'ceps
Stop balding.
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>>40638321
you know he wears a wig when he plays Thor, right?
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I would if I could cunt
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>>40638329
In the sequels. Thor 1 is his natty hair.
This fucking makes me mad. Why the fuck do people (mostly girls) think that eating is a funny and quirky charasteristic? Especially on social media profiles.
>im randumb
>i like eating a lot hahaha
>im married to food eksdee
>i have no self control and eat anything in sight and whine when i get fat
>but im rendum and am in love with food xdxdxd
Fucking enraging.
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>>40639055
Pisses me off, in the meantime they're memeing about how hard it is to be a woman and a mother, which makes young women not have kids
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>>40639055
Because it is, honestly, the most redeeming and interesting aspect of their lives.
Some twat told them the way to a mans heart was his stomach... and it is. Kill that fucker with foods.
Seriously though, hoes be dull. Real dull.
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If I had a dollar for every Tinder profile that says "buy me food" or something to that effect I'd have enough to pay for a vasectomy to end this cycle.
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Why do I look like a god?
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Buddha?
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>>40639008
Buddha is no god, and was lean.
You be thinking of Lao tse. He the fat smiley chinaman.
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Cause you got a shit taste in religion
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You memed me into buying a /sip/, well done.
What am I in for?
Should I drink it as my pre workout?
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>>40638971
Drink it before bed
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>>40638971
>see /fit/ memeing about this shit
>think "they're completely retarded, there's no way something with almost no calories and no sugar can taste good"
>buy 2 cans (2 for 5$ or 1 for 4.40)
>crack one, put one in gym bag for later
>take a /sip/
Holy fuck it was amazing.
>mfw first /sip/
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>>40639096
>2 for $5
Here in bongistan you can get them for £1 each, you've been hustled
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currently weigh 51kg for 178cm tall, and am 22. I recently met with a friend of mine from higschool, and he looks much manlier than me. Shit, even some 16 years Old i know look older than me.
Is it because im half black?
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Eat more and lift
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>>40638911
But I cant even grow a beard
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Im afraid ill look like one of those gymcels
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Are pushups, situps and squats alone an effective way of getting fit? Calisthenics.
I'm already low fat.
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>>40638824
If they were than nobody would force themselves to lift heavy ass weight
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>>40638835
i would
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>>40638835
You don't have to be big to be fit.
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About 3 years ago I met my gf. I had been working out for 2.5 years at that time and had made all kinds of gains. I kept working out for another year while dating her and got her to lift with me. Shit was great. I started getting complacent and lazy for whatever reason and stopped lifting for a few months, then I'd get pissed off at myself and lift for a few more months etc until about 6 months ago where I have again been consistently lifting. Luckily I retained a decent amount of size but obviously could be much more advanced if I was consistent.
The problem is the gf. After that first year of lifting with me she completely stopped. Since that time she's put on 25 lbs (she's 5'3" so that's a ton). She used to be a hot little thing now all I see is a fat short blob that cries too much. All she eats is garbage. She ate 24 mini oh Henry's in a day. She eats 3-4 Walmart butter buns a day. Mac and Cheese. Pudding for breakfast. And just a few days ago she asked me to stop lifting so much again because she misses my belly. I've always been on the leaner side but at the peak of my laziness I had about a half handful of stomach. She says she wants that. I get way more attention at bars from sloots in the past few months so it's obvious she's feeling insecure but isn't willing to change.
What do? Download tinder and fuck disgusting slags with STDs?
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Btw thx for reading my blog
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>>40638560
>What do?
Tell her, that she doesn't resemble the girl you fell in love with and that if she doesn't want to change, for her own good, you'll break up with her.
If she loves you she'll change starting tomorrow, if not well at least you know and you can get along with your life. You have to be hard if you want to succeed in life.
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Get rid. She doesn't want you to be you. She wants you to be what she wants.
It's never gonna work unless your dream is to be a doormat
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Why does everyone on /fit look so terrible despite being so autistic about their nutrition/fitness ? 2017-03-09 07:44:44 Post No.40638388
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Why does everyone on /fit look so terrible despite being so autistic about their nutrition/fitness ?
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Not sure if I just have god tier genetics or not but I look better than a vast majority of /fit posters and I literally lift once or twice a week and I just fuck around doing pull-ups, bench and curls lmao.
The only other exercise I do is I go on a leisurely hike once a day where I walk slow as shit and roll j's. Additionally, i eat whatever I want and my body resembles pic related identically, except I'm 5'11 and probably slightly bigger
It boggles my mind how ppl on here look like such utter shit and supposedly train consistently and eat clean.
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>>40638388
we're works in progress you fucking cunt
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>>40638388
If you look better than post your picture faggot. Oh wait, you won't because you're lying and actually look like shit.
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>>40638388
Talk shit, post pic.
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Rate my form, this is 175 lb, which is about my bodyweight, I'm 6'1. I've been powerlifting for nearly 3 years now!
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>>40638290
>it's another episode of posting someone else to laugh at them
ha-ha, very funny and original op.
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Post front view
I can't tell what your knees are doing. Something seems wobbly
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>>40638290
>powerlifting 3 years
>still looks like a dyel
shocker
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Is mixed grip cheating? 2017-03-09 06:47:07 Post No.40637979
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So I wanted to lift more tham my last recorded max on Deadlift today but just bumping up five pounds I couldn't even get the bar up. I decided to try a mixed grip and I picked it up like it wasn't even there. I retested and ended up putting 50 lbs on my max (325) and maybe could've gone a little heavier too but I didn't want to overdo it.
Is this shit okay to keep doing? Am I a filthy fucking cheater?
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>>40637979
no, not really.
Dont let your grip strength limit your back strength.
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>>40637979
Be careful, it can fuck your symmetry up if you d-d-diddly d-d-deadlift all the time.
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>>40637979
no
and neither is using a belt
and straps are not either, but only if you use them when your grip is too fatigued to keep going
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What are your favorite post workout smokes /fit/?
I like black and mild wine
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enjoy your cancer
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>>40637915
Rolled Luckies.
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I actually prefer snuff, it's more refreshing.
Other than than, Camels or Luckies
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From a fitness perspective, what's the verdict of this ass?
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>>40637902
Not hairy enough; Would not bang.
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>>40637902
yep, it's an ass
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What triggers you about the following statement:
>add tomato to a Big Mac to make it a poor man's In N Out burger
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>>40637818
I'm actually semi watching super-sized me right now. Lol.
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>>40637842
LOL
TOO GOOD
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this thread in its entirerty has my sides on fire lol
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What is the healthiest meal?
Milk is full of estrogen and progesterone (cows are kept constantly pregnant to keep the milk flowing), red meat elevates colon cancer risk, etc., etc. etc.
Has anybody weighed the relative risks of various ingredients and created a balanced meal that minimizes health risks (and not by just using obscure ingredients that haven't had any studies done to see if they're harmful or not)?
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>>40637667
>What is the healthiest meal?
>Milk is full of estrogen and progesterone (cows are kept constantly pregnant to keep the milk flowing), red meat elevates colon cancer risk, etc., etc. etc.
If you think like this, then there is none. All foods will have it's drawbacks and "risks" of causing SOMETHING negative to you. Keep a diet in moderation and variation between meals.
Did you know 100% of people who drink water die?
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>>40637667
Best way to eat is a plant based whole foods vegan diet.
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>>40638806
Lol