Why do I look like a god?

Buddha?

>>40639008
Buddha is no god, and was lean.
You be thinking of Lao tse. He the fat smiley chinaman.

Cause you got a shit taste in religion

>>40639020
Well you learn something new everyday

>>40639020
But you are wrong

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>>40639008

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>>40639008

Buddha was not that fat fuck you westerners think m80, that's a monk from a chinese legend, often called Budai, so there's the confusion. In fact, Buddha was full on dyel mode, tried to starve his way to nirvana, pic related.

>>40639075
>>40639080

>dat vascularity

>>40639075
>>40639080

he can be enlightened and what not, but can he bench lmao 2pl8?

>>40638997
What type of shoes are they?

>>40638997
You're fat

>>40639310
They're Onitsuka Tigers.

This is the bloke that was going to lunch with his dear, old mummy? Did he ever say why he was dressed like that for dinner, or was it autism?

>>40639075
>>40639080
How to achieve chosen undead mode?

>>40639707

Death by butt stomping 4x12
1x5 estus

>>40638997
Aren't you the OP that said your mom was coming to pick you up form the gym yesterday?

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>>40639707
>>40639715
Ringed City later this month!