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I sort of have a crush on a guy at my job who may or may not be soon losing his workplace here. He's charming and we've talked about a lot of shit and I'm pretty sure he likes me too.

How do I proceed?
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>>17487619
Do the ''naked woman'' move
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>>17487668
What?
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>>17487619

say "i heard you might be leaving" and "i am dissapointed to see you go" and "call me if you want to get lunch or something"

disclaimer: i have no idea if this is the right answer, but i wish something like this happened to me.

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I am a 19 y/o ex-beta that turned into an alpha as fuck pussy destroyer. If you are introverted/shy and have any questions, or wanna know how to seduce a beautiful woman, ask me anything.
;-)
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Are you aware that hanging with only the most promiscuous females does not give you any alpha points?
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How do I seduce a beautiful woman?
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>>17487626
Nope, I dated and then broke up with the hottest girls in my town and now am talking to (fucking) probably ~9 females with an average of about 7/10.

>>17487629
Make them imagine a future with you, and play on her idea of success later in life. This is of course after you have already talked to them, and have established a friendship.

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is international law worth pursuing? how hard is it to find jobs? and what country should i go to to study it?
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>>17487589
International law doesn't exist. It's just a way for nations to posture and fuck with each other politically.

There's nothing stopping any nation from telling you to fuck off and ignoring any rulings.
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>>17487600
but does it make me money?
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What? International law isn't exactly a field of law, it's more something that gives everything else context.

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I regret being born, life for me is a punishment.
I regret being born, I wish it never happened
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OK, and?
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>>17487593
That's it.
Feel free to add wathever you want
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My entire fucking life has been shit.
Why the fuck was I born?

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>TL,DR mild pain towards base of dick on one side, what do?

So about a week ago I went to jerk off and I noticed that towards the base of my penis where it connects to my pelvis, I have a bit of tenderness / pain. The pain only seems to be noticeable if I put any pressure on the area while I'm erect, or while I'm sitting in certain positions. Quick google research leads me to believe I strained a ligament or tendon somehow but I have a few questions.

1) Will this recover on its own? If so, what can I do to ensure full recovery?
2) If I have to go to a doctor, what type of doctor do I even see?
3) Has anyone here ever experienced this? How did it work out for you?

Note that I don't have any trouble getting or maintaining erections. If I put too much pressure on the area while erect it makes it kind of uncomfortable and takes me out of the mood but there is no ED to report.
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>>17487581
Stop fapping for a day bro, you've jusr over used your poor little fella
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>>17487597
I haven't masturbated for a week and the pain is still there. Regardless, I never masturbated so much or so roughly that it should have caused any pain or discomfort. And I found numerous threads on various forums where people had the same issue but no one has any real solution to it. One person claimed it took 4-5 months for it to finally resolve itself.
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>>17487656
care to describe how you jerk, as in if you use a lube or something, or are practicing stamina or anything?

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hey girls,

this is a question that has been really conflicting in my life

>me
>20 yrs old
>great selfless and caring personality
>live with parents
>$400 to my name
>only have my class 7 learners
>loves animals
>technically unemployed
>I'm a huge pushover
>I'm a paranoid schizophrenic
>I'm diagnosed with psychosis as well
>and high-functioning autism
>I have been referred to as a clairvoyant, empathy, medium
>currently seeking psychological help.
> I am at least a 6/10 on looks
>lives in Alberta, Canada

do you think I should look towards dating someone the way I am or should I wait for help and improvement in my life, I had many friends, but they just went elsewhere and forgot about me, I only have myself to blame about it.

what do you think?
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anybody?
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Always work on self improvement. Don't actively look for a gf if you aren't happy with yourself, but don't be closed to the possibility if someone nice turns up in the mean time.
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thank you, at least I had a person comment.

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I'm 24 and I've never had a girlfriend, is it because of how I look?

I have a disproportionately large forehead, a week jaw, and a very disjointed, ugly face in general. My friends and family tell me it's in my head and I'm just average looking but I cringe basically any time I look in the mirror and it's driving me insane. I was diagnosed with Asperger's as a kid and I think I have the look that a lot of people with autism have

I live in an area around lots of attractive people and I always feel like they're looking down on me and I stick out as someone a lot less desirable than them. It's getting to the point where I'm not comfortable going outside my house. How do I deal with this?
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You really do just look like an average guy, calm down.
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>>17487562
Dude, you're fine. Don't sweat about your looks.

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before i start, i just need to say;i need to get this out somewhere and talk to someone about it before i go crazy

there's a girl i met about a month and a half ago.

the first night, she got really fucking wasted and was desperate for me to fuck her. i'm talking legs spread in the air naked BEGGING me to fuck her. i didn't because she was drunk as fuck (she threw up about 10 mins later) and it didn't feel right to do it at the time

kept in touch after that night, went out a couple of times. loads of kissing and touching and shit, but no sex. until like after we went out about 5 times when we finally had sex and have been ever since pretty much

the thing is, at the start, she wanted a relationship with me. she was CLEAR on that. but the more i like her, the more she's pushing herself away from me. now she doesn't want a relationship anymore, she wants to be "best friends who have sex". and this is really hard for me because she decided on this after i started actually having feelings for her. she suddenly decided that she has no romantic feelings for me, but that she "loves me as a friend" but that she is still attracted to me and wants us to fuck me.

now here's the thing. whenever she gets drunk, she gets back to how she was before she started pushing herself away. as in like completely fallen for me. and what's worse is, if we ever sleep on the same bed, we will fall asleep on oposite sides of the bed, but i will wake up with her having her head resting on my chest and her legs twirled around me so i can't move. like she gets to that point by herself in her sleep subconciously. is it normal to do that with someone you "don't have romantic feelings for"? i'm so fucking confused

i might be overthinking, or she might be in denial about her feelings for me? or maybe it's something else? I don't know I just need to talk to someone about this anonymously
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>>17487555
Why do you like this idiot?
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Sounds like she's apprehensive about getting into a relationship but still considers you as an option. These feelings just manifest themselves when she's loaded.

That's BS I wouldn't deal with, to be honest. Wishy-washy shit isn't cool, especially when you're fucking each other.

Be clear about what you want. If she's not hearing it then move on.
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>>17487570
i have no idea. there is just something about her that makes me connect with her in a way i don't do with other girls. most likely the fact that we have both struggled with depression in our lives

>>17487577
i've been clear. she says "give me a couple of years". no idea if she is just testing me or if she actually means it because of all the mixed signals

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Anyone have experience lying on their resumes?

I just finished school, and my GPA is only just barely above a 3.0. It meets the minimum that most positions ask for if they mention GPA at all, but obviously I think I would look a lot better with a 3.3 or 3.4 or whatever.

Will recruiters be okay with me printing out a transcript (that I've obviously doctored)? Or do they typically say they need an official sealed transcript from the school.?

What would they do if they caught me?

I suppose I could always play dumb, bring an unofficial transcript, and if they tell me that's not good enough, just tell them I've found another position or whatever and cut contact.

Advice?
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>>17487548
You could get away with it, sure. But if you are ever caught, you will never be employed for anything worthwhile.


Overall, it is never worth it.
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>>17487553

What the fuck, do you think they're going to call every employer in the world and tell them "Anon lied on his application, don't hire him?" That's stupid.

Besides, thinking about it, I don't think there's any way I could get caught. Aren't students guaranteed their privacy to grades and whatever by law?
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>>17487548
Flat-out dumb idea to doctor your credentials, or to lie on your resume in any substantial way (most glaringly, to claim to have worked somewhere you haven't--It's very common for employers to call to verify past employment). A lot of rephrasing and fudging takes place, but lying will haunt you.

Past the entry level, few employers give a shit about GPAs; if a transcript is being requested give them the real thing or risk getting blackballed by recruiters. If it's not requested, don't worry about it. Overcome your perceived shortcomings, get a job with your mediocre grades, then use the experience to beef up your resume, rather than fraud.

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Fuck, /adv/.

A 9/10 girl friend of mine just asked me if I was free tomorrow. She clearly has a thing for me (she used to be really fat and therefore has low standards and self-esteem) but I didn't expect that at all. She asked me to join her and two of her girl friends for dinner and drinks, so it's not a date, but it's weird af since we've never really hung out together except once at a bbq with a lot of other people.

Why the fuck would she ask me to go to something like that? If it's a date she's after, why do this? If not (which is more likely), why wouldn't she invite another one of her literally 1'000 friends she has and knows better than me?

I'm short circuiting and spaghetti-ing all over the place.

Worth mentioning that I'm 23 and a kv, lol.
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Are you really, really handsome?

If the answer is no then she's fucking with you.

Alternatively, you can send a winky face couched in some sexual innuendo and see what happens.
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Does it really matter? Just fucking go along and have fun
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>>17487549
Depends on who you ask I guess. Again, her self-esteem is really low and her last boyfriend was... not great-looking.
I'm 6'4" and work out, so I've got that going for me.

How would she be fucking with me? Trying to embarass me?

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I hate to study and losing time on class, it depresses me a lot and makes me feel shit, not because grades, because its the thing i hate the most. Starting pharmaceuticals this september and i dont know if i will keep myself on to finish it. Advice to like more studing and class 6 h a day losing time not actually learning useful stuff for your future job, just learning things that are no important for your actual fucking job whatsoever? Really depressing, i rather work 7 h a day with only 4 free days a month which i already done this summer and last year summer on a pharmacy. Make me change my mind.
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Studying with a friend always helps me
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Starting pharma aswell and have the exact same issue bro...problem is im a cuck and forced to study this shit. Wish i had a year to get my life on track before engaging in education...
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>>17488040
Me again, any chance you live in denmark?

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I won't go into detail but I was treated terribly as a child. My father is a full on psycho, he kills animals, has zero empathy, treats people like tools, zero sense of responsibility and he loves himself alot / sabotages people around him all the time.

My mother is just like him. She too is shunned by her family and no one likes her either. Naturally, I was treated like a tool by both my parents. Also, given my own personality people used to call me "psycho" but they would do it behind my back, never infront of me. Only thing was both my parents are incredibly good looking, and now I am too.

I had two good friends that I was incredibly loyal to. But as we got older I guess they caught on and we drifted apart, I sort of dumped them too because I was a very different person while they were in some ways, incredibly stupid, how can you be friends with an animal, you can love them but never be friends with them.
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Now my problem is this. I feel zero emotions towards people in general, I don't give a flying fuck about them or how they feel. However, I am very drawn to animals, and I love animals and hug them / kiss them etc, so I am the opposite of both my mother and father who did and do hurt animals (my mother killed both my cats when I was little).


Also to an extreme, I feel very empathetic towards beautiful women, especially the women I love. If I like a girl or I notice she is kind, I feel an overload of emotions to a point where I'd do some really crazy things to protect them.

Problem is that as I am getting older people give me a really hard time man. When people realize I don't care about them, they forget the fact that I am not spiteful, or hateful, or that I do follow strong morals, they just form groups and peck at me. Make comments about not saying hello, making comments about "Not being nice or subservient", shit like that. How do I prevent people from bullying me just because I am not willing to pretend to be interested in them or how they fucking feel?

I pretend here and there but I feel exhausted and eventually people catch on because i just can't pay attention to their stupid fucking stories.
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>>17487471
>>17487472
This whole thongs sounds pretty incoherent and insane. Are you sure you don't have some other mental issues?

Anyways the best way to get people off your back is to just play along, greet them and be reasonably polite without involving yourself with them any further. Much less effort than dealing with all of the bullshit you seem to be getting
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>>17487472
Dude, people pick on people who care way too much. You care because you have an insecurity. You don't want to be like your parents and you want to have everyone like you. Problem is most people won't like you and the harder you try to get them to like you the more they will actually DISLIKE you. People only want people who are more valuable then them or think like they are more valuable.

It's a nice guy paragram. You have a lot of built up resentment and emotion because you aren't getting the reactions you desire. The real question is why do these people's opinions even matter to you? The only people who should matter are the people who put an effort. Once you stop caring about what people say behind your back and just focus on your responsibilities you'll be golden.

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It's one of those threads again.

Usually I'm the one giving out advice. I have a great understanding of the theory behind a lot of things, knowing exactly what must be done and how to do it. Sure, I have it pretty decent I would say; I get laid, I'm not homeless, I'm not ugly (some would say I'm actually really attractive), I have talent and I'm smart. This is not the issue.

The issue is that I'm never satisfied. EVER.
If I get laid, I'm mad that she isn't more attractive. If I get my paycheck I'm mortified it isn't larger. I'f I look myself in the mirror I'm outrageous I'm not more ripped or bigger or has more muscle.

I grew up tough. Sure I didn't experience war or anything of the like. It's the usual, my father was a mean motherfucker that loved drinking and making life miserable for everyone else because he wasn't satisfied with his own, hence nobody had the right to a peaceful environment. It could be anything from beating to psychological terror (calling you names, terrorizing you when you were asleep, you name it).

This could've resulted in me growing up to be extremely independent and disciplined since I had to train myself on my own. Shape the man I was suppose to become. Not giving a fuck about what anyone thinks and just going my own path, leaving everything behind me.

I've grown up to become the opposite of that. I'm extremely dependent on other people. All I want is to feel loved. Someone to hold me and tell me I'm good enough and everything is going to be okay.

I'm extremely passive and lazy. I don't actually believe that I'm lazy by nature, just that I don't love myself enough to actually do something with my life (education, job, fulfillment of any kind).

I caught myself sitting here in front of the computer sobbing about the fact that I missed my youth. Sex with pretty young girls, large group of friends that you still keep in touch with. I'm 23, and I realize I will be 27-30-something before I have the things I want. Cont.
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A good education, a well-paying job, an image. Being a member of society. Being a man.

For a long time (about 7 years), since I had to actual experience or advice from a male role-model, I tried to learn seduction. I knew I wanted women and I needed to figure out what they want. I figured it out. How attraction works, what to do and what not to do et cetera. What I found out was that this only worked on so-so attractive women. And I don’t even think it worked, I was just way out of their league (look-wise) so they slept with me.

Now I want hotter women. And it’s a completely different ballgame. They want so much more in a man; confidence, logistics. A vital part which I am lacking.

I am lacking confidence because I am so dependent on other people. I am not happy if I am not feeling loved or appreciated. For some reason I can’t appreciate myself. I guess confidence comes from fulfilling yourself and realizing your potential and striving to develop that potential into skills; passion. This is what truly creates an attractive man; his own belief that he is worth investing into. Since he is convinced that he is worth it, he will radiate this “message” and women will pick up on that. He is focused on himself and his potential to contribute to society. Skills, knowledge, power are gravitating (the true meaning of attraction) towards him. Women will follow. Cont.
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I can’t focus on the now. I’m so caught up in what I’ve lost. Sure, you say, just focus on the now from now on then. Catch up! And here lies another problem: I’m terrified that it will be too late. I will be old, washed up, dating whatever is left over. The young, attractive women will all be taken or just way too young for me. Why would a hot 18-23 year old woman date a successful 33-something year old man when she can date a successful 25-year old man? A man that didn’t waste shit-ton of time feeling sorry for himself for losing 20 years to a shitty parent tormenting him? He will have everything that I have plus his youth. A future.

“Why are you so caught up on women? Just live your life, man!”
This ties up to the first problem. I need to feel appreciated. And nobody on earth can show that appreciation better than a loving woman. A turned on woman. This all develops into a never-ending circle of my own self-implosion and I’ve run out of ideas. I just can’t do it anymore. I force myself not to burst into tears of desperation each night. The only reason I haven’t killed myself yet is because I know it would break my mum’s heart. And the fact that I do get some women…occasionally. Cont.
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What the fuck am I supposed to do? I just started studying and I quit all the hard drugs and alcohol and I picked up my old dusty violin again. I go the gym regularly and I’ve started counting my macros and eating healthy. So I guess I have that going for me. I need help to change my thinking-pattern, somehow convince myself that women aren’t everything. That I am everything. There are so many problems that arise from the ones I just explained, but I guess these are the essential ones. And please don’t come in here giving me shit for complaining when I’m not hopelessly socially retarded and what not. I know that already. I know I have potential. I just want help to realize that my potential is worth fulfilling. That I matter, no matter what anyone thinks of me.

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i've been with my current (and first long-term) gf for roughly a year and a half. i'm 25, she's 21. i was inexperienced with women before meeting her. things have been generally good although there are things both of us can improve upon. she's very happy with the relationship overall (talks of marriage and wanting kids with me, etc) and i'm happy too but i'm weary of how things are going in certain departments and it feels like things won't be improving either.

our sex life is pretty bad from an objective standpoint. it's not infrequent (we're intimate nearly every time we're together) but i have issues with PE and she's a bit of a dead fish. my biggest gripe with our sex life currently is that she isn't interested in performing oral sex. over the past year and a half, she has performed oral eight times and it has always been short in duration and pretty bad in terms of quality. i don't mind her being bad at oral and i understand it's something she just needs to practice. i'm vocal when she tries, i let her know what feels good and what doesn't, and i try to give instruction. i've searched up "tutorials" for her and tried to get her to watch some videos/porn since she feels insecure about not knowing what she's doing. the issue is that she gives oral so infrequently that she can't possibly improve at it. the gaps are so large in-between the acts that she just reverts back to what she usually does and forgets anything and everything that we had discussed prior. she proceeds to barely open her mouth, inserts just the head of my penis into her mouth, moves back and forth roughly an inch, and stops 30 seconds later to complain about her jaw hurting and that she needs to stop.
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>gf shies away from hard work and i'm thinking of breaking up with her over it
What a misleading title.
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>>17487463
Hahaha yeah. This is about blowjobs lmao.
Clickbait
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>>17487452
You cant force her to do something she doesnt want to. She has her reasons and you should understand and appreciate the little she does. Maybe you can find any other sexual activity you are both comfortable with. However, you are very young and you shouldnt lose your time in a relationship that doesnt bring you pleasure

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Is anyone familiar in current trends in sex drive reduction? I recently became a wizard and it's only getting worse.

I just want to stop thinking of women in the context of romantic/sexual partner because it just makes me bitter about my appearance and social incompetence. I'm starting to fall into the cesspool of reactionary misogyny and I can't stand it.
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>>17487404
It's okay to be misogynistic as long as you don't go around beating girls up.

I killed my sex drive by realizing that women want nothing to do with me, and that I want nothing to do with people who want nothing to do with me.

If that doesn't work for you and you really want to kill your sex drive, the only other ways I know how are to get perscribed antidepressants, SSRIs specifically, or just neuter yourself.
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>>17487417
I'm not a fan of just "being misogynistic" no matter how benign.

Normally I can shut it out which is how I survived this long, but whenever I see a particularly attractive girl my hormones go nuts and I get hit with the backlog of regret.

I definitely thought about antidepressants but outside of romantic and sexual incompetence I've got a pretty good life and don't want to fuck it up with side effects. That's why I'm in such a bind over this...
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>>17487466
There is that last option.
The source of these hormones you hate so much...

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