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>>17489243

I wouldn't do anything in this situation because I'm not a hypochondriac spaz

>>17489243
I don't know about hep c but HIV will have died after being exposed to air. There's zero chance of infection in this situation unless you had a gash on your foot and stuck your foot in her vagina or the puddle of blood within like 30 seconds. Blood on your skin is completely fine. If you can afford it you can always get an std test from your doctor for peace of mind

Go back and lick up all the menstrual blood.

FYI in the middle ages women were BANNED from putting menstrual blood in men's food. They would do this to allure them. So, think about that next time you have your McDonald's.

>>17489212
Lawyer here. Hire an attorney.

>>17489212
I know there is at least one real doctor because when I called him out he posted some shit

i think the professor posts are memers

>>17489217
Take a moment to imagine your doctor browsing /adv/
>guise, he's coughing, halp

>>17489207
Tsundere is the reverse my normal family member

First step is realizing you'll always be a virgin and never get the girl because you just assigned her an archetype based on Cambodian cartoons

>>17489220
What is the second step?

Just say you aren't depressed and then hit them with a fake smile+laugh.

Tapdance.

>>17489222
I'm not good at faking and i laugh when i'm nervous.

Can you be more specific? What's wrong with your face?

I have double chin even if i'm thin. small jaw/chin

>>17489196
Lose fat, start chewing gum, stop mouthbreathing and keep your tongue at the top of your mouth. In addition start taking care of your skin - wash and moisturize. Shave that terrible and ugly """""beard""""" off.

That'll make you at least presentable. Consider a nosejob and jaw implants.

So he's not showing signs of cheating, that means your part of his normal life. He doesn't need to parade you like a shiny toy.

Sounds normal. Not flirting with anyone, not talking down to you, only casually mentioning you in friendly conversation with his friends as it would be best.

Stop worrying.

>>17489184
>finds absolutely nothing will snooping
Anon, it honestly sound like you have an amazing boyfriend. He has his shit together and doesn't share private(you) stuff.

If you don't even back with your boyfriend to keep your friendship then you don't have a choice but to get with your best friend. If you want to do that then so be it. If you don't, then you shouldn't try keeping your best friend because you'll inevitably friendzone him. That's torture.
If you do get back with your boyfriend then prepare to lose your friend. But you can tell yourself it's the best for him as well because he will eventually get over it instead of becoming friendzoned for years.
In short: don't friendzone anyone and if you still love your ex then get together. If you really don't want to hurt your friend in any way then the only valid move is to not make a move at all (zugzwang) and don't get back to your ex and finish your friendship.

Basically this friend is saying that if you return to your boyfriend he is going to cut you off. This generally happens because people hate the feeling of unrequited love. It is unhealthy for them to Continue on the premise as a friend to you when it is not their desire. If you want your cake and eat it too I would try to explain to your friend that you really value his opinion and general guidance. If necessary make up some bills hit reason why you and him can not be together. If you are planning on getting back with your be this is your best shot but understand that there is a good chance that you still lose this friend no matter what you do.

>>17489179
yeah, you allowed your male friend to blow up your relationship

You would be very dissapointed if you tried that plan. How about trying to be a normie by getting /fit/, get a good haircut, bathe/shave/brush your teeth from now on, and wear nice clothes to not look like a subhuman?

>i eat booty and enjoy when the girls squirm for me to keep going

That's when you really want to keep eating her salad, but the way you want to do it is just going to have kicks in your face, an unclean bootyhole, and no intimate connection. That's lame.

>>17489178

I have the same fucked up fetish as you. If you're not cute and cut to draw women to you then you will have a problem getting many different girls, but even if your ugly and if you get a girl then you can eat that one girl's asshole whenever you want.

>>17489199
So have you ever licked any yourself? If so then tell me what did it taste like? I've got some other fetishes as well, anal prolapse is one of them.

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>>17489167
>no matter how I feel, my feelings will never be reciprocated

Just like real life

>>17489168
Tip top kek

>>17489167
I dont blame you. Nico's pretty hot.

Fighting over coffee and creamer doesn't make you bad guys, it makes you both fucking immature. Tme to grow up and go to the store.

>>17489172
Should I have instead just let her be petty and move on because of this?

>>17489254

Yes. Takes two to fight, so just walk away.

>>17489139
bump

Which third world shithole so you live in?

I could recommend a GoFundMe campaign, or reaching out for a public donation?

>>17489166
PH and with the whole drug purging and corruption going on its been actually really hard to live here but i'm still thankful atleast we dont have wars and bombings going on here.

Btw how do GoFundMe campaigns work? I dont like giving out private info to strangers for security purposes.

This is how I study:
>Read notes (either my own or lecture slide printouts)
>acquire past exams and answers
>practice the exam, using the answers when I get stuck

Then once I'm familiar with the topic I do the whole exam without looking at the answers. This works well for me.

Ask your lecturer for practice questions and discuss how they got the answer if this material isn't available.

>>17489140
Yeah, I just finished a practice test today but that was the only one that was posted up.

I guess I should ask for more of those.

>>17489144
Oh shit I misread your first post (I thought the image was just a joke).

I'm actually working on my masters in chemistry right now; what part are you struggling with? I'm kinda bad at physical chemistry (it wasn't a requirement for bachelors) so I may not be so helpful with that.

>>17489129
Glad you liked one of my images ?

Check out her profile, maybe like one back, or start a convo about her interests.

>>17489141
>or start a convo about her interests
That's a good example of very vague advice. I realize that I haven't given any details in this thread but every time I look for advice it's extremely vague.
Is there any place where the advice wouldn't be so vague?

>>17489107
bait

it's a scam m8

>>17489107
Fuck, ive had that literally 3 times just now tryna get on /adv/. I thought that was the case with my last old phone, but my new phone is less then a week old and getting that

Uninstall any apps youve downloaded the past week. Clear browser and history in settings. Worst case scenario Ive seen is you have to factory reset.

>past IT worker.

Do you undress because your hot and for comfort reasons or you just enjoy getting naked when wasted? My (male) roommate usually strips down to his underwear when naked because he just prefers to wear as little clothing as possible

>>17489115
I just really seem to enjoy getting naked. Not sure I can't remember why I did it half the time.

>>17489102

Easy fix.

Go out drinking with someone who will beat the shit out of you for it..