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I'm looking for a legit safe website where i can buy prescription meds in the UK and not get scammed.
Im specifically after codeine phosphate tablets.
can anyone point me in the right direction?

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(brit)
>kicked out of college
>spend almost 3 years spent doing nothing
>haven't been outside in at least a year
>now 19, no work experience or qualifications other than average gcse grades
>live at home
>parents hate me
>probably considering kicking me out

I don't want to work/go to college but I also don't want to be fucking homeless. I just want to be a neet.

How do I do anything from here? The only job I would be interested in is something like game design, but i'm probably too retarded to do that and It would need a university degree. Even still i'm autistic as fuck and I probably couldn't work with others.

What options do I realistically have?
Is there a reason to live at this point? I don't want to wageslave in a factory job until I die alone.

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Should I hide the fact that I'm politically conservative to girls I date?

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would old women fuck me?

I'm average-looking but really short (5'5). Lately I've really wanted to fuck my friend's mom's brains out. She's mid 50's maybe early 60's, average-to-moderately attractive and she's divorced. Main thing I'd be worried about is awkwardness after getting rejected so I'd only really try it if it's maybe 50/50.

So would old women who very rarely get fucked be much less likely to reject me?


Pic related looks nothing like her.

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>be me, yesterday
>hang out with this girl I work once a week with for the first time
>we do ab workouts we find on youtube
>think she may be into me
>watch a few cinemasins episodes
>we just shoot the shit for awhile laugh about people at work etc.
>she's really surprised I know as much Spanish as I do (she's hispanic)
>about 9:30 says she needs to go to bed
>walks me to my car
>tell her she's pretty cool and we need to do something like this again
>she hugs me and agrees
>stand there for a second and I say "so do you want to make out or something"
>she goes "you crazy ass haha" and walks back inside
>text her when I got home and said sorry if I made things weird
>she says"you good no worries, glad you made it back safe"
>I text "well if you still feel like hanging out more I'm off wednesday, just let me know if you're free and all that'
>she says "I'll let you know if I'll be free and we'll see what's up..It was fun today and I hope you have a good night :)"
Is there hope for me yet /adv/?

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tl;dr - need extra income ideas, girlfriend wont learn to budget

i need ideas on how to make a couple hundred dollars a month..ive already exhausted all the google options such as matched-betting and selling crafts or filling out online surveys. so here's my story:

we struggle every month with our bills, even though we have a combined income of 3,000 a month. with 2 car payments, and rent, and the rest of the bills there should still be enough left to live off (doing the math roughly 7-800 spending money), yet 3 weeks out of the month we struggle to even get groceries and gas to get to our jobs. my girlfriend and i both have our own crutches, mine being weed, hers being beer, but we can't seem to find a healthy balance and budget. shes afraid of the anxiety that comes with doing bills and budgeting, and i'm quite sick of the anxiety of paying the bills and budgeting and it falling apart every month.

SO, i have already eliminated all bills that were useless and not necessary. we cut back on our consumption of our vices. we spend cheap at the stores and only buy what we need. and still we are pushing bills back and getting overdrafts. i'm to the point that i'm about to cancel my cable, raise my insurance deductible, and sell my 5 ferrets and 3 ferret nation cages, ALL of which i do not want to do. so any ideas at all would be appreciated because i'm tired of struggling and need a second income that doesnt require 40 hours a week

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Advice for someone addicted to internet/porn/video games who is trying to stop to do other things? I want to produce electronic music on my computer, read more books, finish writing my book, and other stuff....

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I don't know what to do /adv/. I've been in a really close friendship with this one girl for 7-8 months now. It never escalated to anything romantic, but I'm sure it would've eventually. We loved each other very very much. She always thought I was "something else", I made her happy, she made me happy. She said I made her calmer, taught her to appreciate herself more, never had to pretend to be someone she isn't when she's with me. I loved her more than I ever loved anyone in my life. But I also have this huge problem. Every time I drink I do stupid shit. I started drinking really late (we're both 19 now, and I started drinking 6 months ago) so naturally I didn't know my limits until recently which caused me to act really stupid around her on this one party (nothing unforgivable, just being annoying, not mean). She was really mad at me for like, a day, but eventually forgave me. Things continued normally, we still talked every single day all day, had long skype calls 'till early morning, etc. Skip forward to 20 days ago - another party. I got drunk again, done some stupid shit (just asked this guy she used to be in love with what was his part of the story, because she told me her side. Take in consideration that she was in love with him 18 months ago or something - a long time). So she got mad, stopped talking to me. I tried reaching her in the course of 20 days, but she just gave me a seen here and there, and a few vague messages how I don't respect her and that she doesn't want to talk. I apologized a thousand times and then eventually she started talking to me saying how she thought I was different than the rest, but that she was wrong and that I'm actually worse than the rest. So now she basically hates me for someone who isn't even me.

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>No girls of my age in town
>Dating sites are filled with batshits

Where do i go to meet someone?

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I'm 29. Where do single women hang out that aren't bars or clubs. Sorry if this seems blunt guys as I genuinely have no idea how to spot a girl thats single or even interested in me, shit was more simple in high school and college but nobody tells you where to meet them outside a building ur forced to be in.

If you even read this thanks. Any tips would be good as meeting anyone seems like chance to me.

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I think I'm developing some sort of awful social anxiety along with a severe dip in self-confidence...

20m here. Lately I have been really anxious when in social settings, when normally I am outgoing. When going out to eat with friends I don't know what to say anymore. I feel like whatever I say will be stupid. I feel that people around me (including strangers) see me as some kind of dysfunctional human being.

It has harmed my dating life. I'm pretty sure it's harming my relationships with friends and family. It's harming my self image and my happiness. I don't even know what's going on or why this is happening, it just came out of nowhere. I feel so helpless and useless in this world, like my life doesn't matter at all and that I serve no purpose.

It's getting worse every day, so I am reaching out to you guys for help because I can't take this.

I go to the gym 3-4 times a week, am in decent shape. Other than that I just work and sit at home and play Xbox. No clue what else to do and not really wanting to do much in this state of mind I'm stuck in.. :/

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There's a house party I'm going to in 3 days. That means I have 3 days to learn some dance moves. Can I achieve this with youtube as my only guide and teacher?
I'm kind of a total mess dancing, my moves are awkward. But I'm sort of a fast learner and I can do some stuff with my feet. And I used to play drums so I assume I have some basic sense of rhythm.
I mean any type of music, mostly stuff they play in clubs, like reggaeton (but not rap because I'm not American). Do you know any good youtube videos or channels for this? Or any general tips?
Thanks and sorry if this doesn't really go in /adv/.

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Gonna end a friendship with a girl I like, could use some help.
So basically I told her I liked her, she has a boyfriend and she asked me if we can still be friend and I said sure, That was 2 weeks ago, I actually can't go on like this, So I wanna end everything with her, But I am not sure, should I end it by test and be over with it or should I do it tomorrow after our class, I've already told her that we need to talk. and I think she know where this is going. Any advice would be highly appretiated.

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I'm 22 and have hardcore social anxiety.

Almost everyday I'll drink a half of bottle of whiskey or a bottle of wine when I wake up and it takes the anxiety away. I find I can talk to people easier and have less stress in my daily life. I'm on a perma buzz or drunk almost all week.

Am I on the fast track for alcoholism? I want to get better but this feels like it helps and I'm not hurting anyone so I don't see a problem.

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How do you guys cope with loss? My mom died of cancer today and I'm only 18. Ive been crying all day and feel like trash. How do you deal with this?