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What do i say back to her?

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I found a girl that is quite literally PRRFECT for me. we're dating now and everything is great, except that I found out she has a thing for Asriel from undertale. how do I know she isn't secretly a furry. please help

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Is there even a way to be happy if you are poor and lonely? Isn't suicide simply the best choice?
I've been dominated, poor and lonely my whole fucking life. Always waiting for my "lucky break".
I'm not crazy, I wont kill myself now, but I'm starting to think that I will have to live my whole life with this crushing feeling.
I just want to be with someone who really cares about me but that's something that only happens to some people, not to everyone gets to feel that kind of love.
Is there any oldfag (+33) that has never been rich or loved that can confirm or disprobe my fears? Do you regret not killing yourself?
2 years ago I almost kill myself but I didn't have the balls. I'm starting to regret it.

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So I'm going to take my first job and I'm unsure how to adjust my schedule around it and this is a very big issue since I squish every second of my day.

I'm already a d/ic/k who spends 8 hours painting and other 8 reading/studying and shitposting. On weekends I play D&D and read some other minor stuff.
I was thinking to move my art to the weekends, and use all my free time on weekdays to read but I have doubts on how can this work.

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He holds my hand but he has a gf. What does it mean? They are about to break up and we are always this way. I feel like he likes me and he knows i liked him as well. What do I do ? We are at a party and both drink a lot when he holding my hand while we're dancing. We were kinda tipsy. Is that because of the alcohol makes him acting that way? Or am I being sensitive to everything?

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Backstory: he met me when he was drunk out of his mind. Said he loved me, that I was perfect, and just messed up. I kicked him out of my home and wanted to never talk to him again. But look where I am now... discussing him.

He was clingy for months, maybe 4, and I told him to stop talking to me. He said I was a dream come true and that he'd have my kid if it came down to it. Why are some people this fucked.

Then we started talking again, and I just decided to like him. Lol. I didn't care about his looks, or his penis size (he kept mentioning it).

He turned things around and said I was the one getting clingy.

Okay. He made it seem like I was misinterpreting everything he said. Made it seem like he was the one in the right.

More background: He is the type of guy that no one really aspires to be with. I fell for him because I felt that his flaws were easy to look over. How in the world did he not know this?

Currently, I'm sitting and contemplating my mistakes. He thinks because he's older, and more experienced, and therefore he decided to just flip things on me.

My initial reaction was anger, and now I'm just disappointed in myself for showing everything I was in front of him. I confided in him and I'll just give him what he thinks he knows. It's just that I tried my best to bare all. He tried so hard to make me want to be with him, and now he pulled the oh-you-are-crazy-clingy card.

My background: I've never depended on family, or friends for most of my life. This is to say that it would never cross my mind to depend on him for anything. This is just not in my nature--to be clingy. I was just finally comfortable with a dude. Was that a bad thing? I don't know if I should apologize for my awkward clingy-ness he witnessed.

I give up on trying to explain my awkwardness to people anyway.

This is my final straw pretty much. I'm trying to go to school, have a job, and I haven't succeeded in anything besides getting rid of a panic disorder I once had.

sigh

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Fuck my life guys. I got these rows done and they messed me up bad! Fucked up my hair line very nicely. Look at it, it's terrible! Literally going to be a laughing stock. Not even being a pussy or anything.
I am literally going to be a laughing stock, I don't know what to do. Could you guys please give me some advice?
Can't even get a refund because I left without complaining, so it's to late. I would have charged back or something but that does not seem to be an option either.

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So I just came from the club piss drunk, it's 4 am in Europe.
I didn't pull any girls while my buddy did and danced with one the whole night.
I was in a bad state tonight and I couldn't handle the fear of rejection. Basically I wished I was home.
While I saw many girls were eying me - whenever I post on /soc/ they call me good looking, so I think my looks aren't an obstacle - when I danced I couldn't maintain meaningful eye contact, like you know, nonverbally inviting a giirl to dance. I just can't. When they looked in my eyes they probably saw the nothingness of my soul. I couldn't handle the fear of rejection. I only I initiated a dance once, when I grabbed her hands and danced, rather awkwardly - my buddy said I hadn't been building rapport with her a d just kinda randomly tried to dance with her.

I just cracked tonight. Is there even any advice that could help me?

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I'm dating someone from a different country, he's a Brit and I'm Murican. He's a wonderful person but my parents don't approve of our relationship and in about a month he's visiting the US to see me. What do I do? I'm 19 but I still live over my parents roof and I'm still learning how to drive. I don't want to cause my Ma and Pa stress but I still wanna spend time with him.

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Is my new job going to drug test me? I asked the recruiter and he explicitly told me in an email, "I asked and there will be no drug test." But what if the company changes their mind and he doesn't know? How likely is that?
Is it worth the risk to smoke before I start the new job?

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I'm a sophomore in college majoring in biology hoping to be a marine biologist or work with animals in some way. But I've been thinking about switching my major to psychology, being a therapist or something similar also sounds appealing. What should I do? What are the pro/cons of each?

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im 29 and look and act like captain party guy. because of this people that become part of my life instinctually ask me to go party with them sometimes. for example my sports coach asked me today to go drink with him sometime. I said sure cuz I didn't know what to say....


how do I tell people I am a recovering alcoholic without outcasting myself?

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Hey /adv/. My girlfriend recently went off to a college about 3hours away. We plan on seeing each other throughout the semester several times and we Skype every night. She tells me whenever she goes to hang out with people and whenever she does stuff in general. I really want her to have a social life and good friends. However, I just am super uncomfortable with whenever she goes to hang out with people. I think I am just jealous that I can't spend every minute with her like I could up until now. Every time she says she is going to hang out with people I just feel so bad in my stomach. What should i do?

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This kid has been a brother to me my entire life. I've known him since I was in preschool. I've been friends with him for longer than 2 of my siblings were born.

Now we're 24. He just graduated college about a year and a half ago, and he recently landed a great job that he plans to work at for the rest of his career. On top of that, him and his wife have a wedding date set for 2017.

But a few weeks ago, he approaches me, and asks me if i'd be interested in witnessing a wedding at the court house. He said they needed to do it for insurance purposes. I agreed and we did it.

Now this is really strange to me.

First of all, his parents are religious. I am not religious at all, but i know that they'd be completely disrespected by this and he's always followed what his parents say. I partied the past couple years and this kid was hard at school studying.

I thought this was suspicious immediately.

He told me that this was his fiances idea (now his wife) and that they needed it for insurance purposes. The big wedding ceremony is still happening next year and nobodies gonna know about this except for a close few. I had heard from him alot over the past 5-6 months now about how her job kept having budget cuts and wasn't getting good business and she was afraid she was gonna lose her job, so i just thought this was strange.

I than was at the court house and overheard his wife talking about "Getting our last names changed". I thought it was weird she said our. Than I heard her say that theyre hyphening their last name.

I am afraid that this is a horrible move for my friend in the carrer field and social posturing wise. I feel like he just made a horrible move and a poor life decision but I don't think I'm going to tell him that.

/adv/, i feel like my friend fucked up majorly by doing this. He is getting into a life time of bills and struggle just for the comfort of this 1 girl.

What do you think?

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my ldr bf told me he's gonna kill himself and i'm freaking the fuck out and i don't know what to do