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https://youtu.be/WAwLYJYsa0A?t=4m46s
I know this video is kind of a joke but it's also pretty accurate. What does she mean by bottom though? Like what's the actual term of what she's referring to?
>not a virgin btw
Also I guess sex thread
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What do you want advice with?
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I didn't check OP's link, or know what he's talking about.

But, when my girl is on her period and we have sex. It seems like I'm hitting the end, even if I'm not all the way hard.

PS it seems dryer when she's on her period, and she has a different smell.

All in all, I don't like period sex, but it makes me feel big as fuck when I hit the cap on that pussy.
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>>17487249
>>17487222
she's talking about the "bottom " of a vagina which isn't the cervix. Apparently it puts women in trance. I'm curious

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ok so I will ask here if there's anyone who would like a friend?
I'm literally offering myself to be a friend to anyone who may want one.

22 yo
only text, no voice, no cam.
I browse /a/ /fit/ /an/ /adv/ /x/ /lit/ /ic/ but /adv/ is my main board since I like to give my opinion to people.

If there is anyone looking for a friend then hit me up to this mail.
I can download kik or whatever, or we can chat via gmail.

if you are interested then add

ochi.paints@gmail with the dot com

I like to believe I have an open mind and I hate pol so fuck you if you are from pol, but if you like it ironically I´m here for you.

whatever, I´m also lonely like a lot of you.. I think.
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I'd like to, but it would be easier to communicate if you had a skype mang.
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Robotradio.hol.es

Whale cum.
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>>17487178
> so fuck you if you are from pol
hey, dont need to be rude

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Tell me why I shouldn't just give my virginity away when I go back to college this fall? It's my last year and after that i'm just gonna be thrown out into the real world,so why not indulge myself?

After thinking about it for some time, I've decided that I have no interest in holding on to it any longer. Thought i might as well just get the one thing i'd like,out of the way, so I can stop worrying and thinking about it,so I can finally focus on shit that matters. maybe it'll be underwhelming enough that I can stop giving a damn.

I had planned to hold on to it until I meet somebody I really care for, but it's plain to me that just won't happen any time soon. I might never meet that person,and if I do, I could very well fuck it up because of my own social ineptness. I've already done just that a few times, and it just soured me on the whole dating experience.
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Depends.

If you're a girl, don't have sex

If you're a boy, go have sex
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>>17487160
21 male.

forgot to mention that.
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>>17487162
Yeah, you should have had sex with someone at least 2 years ago. Get a move on. How did you go to a uni full of 18-22 year old females and not have sex with at least one of them?

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My guys, how the F do you use Tinder successfully? I read the internets. They say, be cool and social. I have good photos, funny description. I'm cool and social, but after chatting for a while and joking around the girl just loses interest and responds only after many hours. When I suggest to meet up, she clearly makes up an excuse.

I have NEVER been on a Tinder date. I have about 100+ matches. Clearly I am doing something wrong.

Any tips?
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Have you tried being good-looking?
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Too many guys on tinder. You have to be really outstanding to get noticed. And not only that, you have to tastefully market yourself without coming off as a tool.

At this point it's actually easier to just talk to girls irl.
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>>17487198
> just talk to girls irl

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Should I take the train to ny tonight?
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>>17487116

Sure. Why not.
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I literally just do not know though why or why not
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Just

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Long story short, I fucked up and missed the deadline for student housing.
I submitted a late application a few months ago and my profile still says I don't have any assignments.
The semester starts in less than a week.

What can I do/who can I call to help ensure I get student housing? I live like 2 hours away from campus, so commuting isn't an option.
If I've gotta get something off-campus, so be it, but I'd obviously prefer the cheaper/closer (if less glamorous) option.

Any advice?
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>>17487115

You fucked up, so you're probably not gonna get it. Start looking housing elsewhere immediately. Should have started weeks ago really.
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>>17487128
The only thing is, the housing office keeps giving me the runaround.
I've been at this for a few weeks (months, really), sending in emails and making phone calls and the answer is always something to the effect of "we're sorting through things, stay tuned" (this was even up till last week).

My school's office loves to drag its feet, so it's a total possibility that they could tell me I've got housing a day or two before I have to move in. I honestly wouldn't be surprised.

I just don't wanna commit to a lesser option, then have to pay cancellation fees in the event that my first choice works out.

Then again, I suppose it's better to have a place to live and have to pay a fee than to be left out in the cold.
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>>17487148
Go in person?

Where do I go to pirate video games and such now that kat is gone. The pirate bay is always doing "database maintenance".
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>>17487109
maybe you should ask >>>/t/
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Skidrow is the place to be
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I thought KAT is back

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I smoked weed for 12 months, and during that time it wasn't even every day, more like just a few times a week, and not even every week. Anyway, this continued throughout the aforementioned duration.

Before that time, I smoked for half a year, but only when someone, a friend or so would have some on them, so that was like, maybe once or twice a month. I haven't smoked for 5 months now, and already feeling a lot better. But I fear one thing, that I did permanent damage to my lungs and brain.

Back when I smoked, I had trouble remembering stuff, obviously. Now after quitting, I can remember a lot more and all that, but my concentration is still, almost nonexistent. I lose focus and forget what I was supposed to do almost as easily as back when I smoked.

I'm also an asthmatic (asthmatic bronchitis), and my lungs were already fucked to begin with, but I decided to be dumb enough and proceed to damage them further. My friends filled my head with stories like "Holy shit this is the best shit ever, weed has no harm whatsoever, your lungs will be fine!" etc. You get the point. Now I'm scared because ex. when I sneeze, my lungs become very irritated and start itching sort of, and I start wheezing and shit for like 5 minutes. I haven't had this happen back before smoking.

Will this go away? Will my concentration ever go back to previous state? I feel like I am relearning a lot of stuff, maybe because a lot of it was fried when smoking.
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>>17487103
I have a friend who has asthma and he smokes weed and cigs. What the fuck is with that? I never understood that logic or lack of.

Maybe your memory has always been shit.
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Idk, I've never smoked more than a month at a time. And i usually only smoked at night and went to bed. If you fucked your brain you fucked your brain. Not much you can do about it at this point.
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Well yes SMOKING marijuana is going to fuck up your lungs, I figured that one would be obvious. Yes, it has some health properties to it, to which I will not mention here. However, you must remember, with all things, even "herbs", to use caution and common sense.

I believe you asked about you regaining your concentration back, correct? If this doesn't prove to be permanent, what you must understand is that it will take a significant amount of time. I mean significant, I'd say around a few months or a year, perhaps more, depending on the exact depth at which you smoked. One must be extremely cautious with things that alter your perception, they alter the brain in more ways than most realize in larger doses. My advice to you is try to do brain exercises to help restore your mental faculties.

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Well, this is it, guys. Got the call yesterday about my mom getting sent to the hospital again. There was one about her heart stopping last night, and it happened again today.

Should we just let her die?

It seems so fucked up to force someone's body alive like a convulsing vegetable, just because you "don't want to lose them". I already know that with everything that has happened, she wouldn't want to be brought back.

Do I just say goodbye? This is my mother. I'm only 24 years old.

I had to leave work because I couldnt say it to myself. Just the thought of losing my mother, or bothering to tell someone who couldn't give a shit about me or my situation.. I clocked out and told them, but if this happens, I'm not going to want to go back to the job I had when my mom died. That's going to be permanently tied to it.
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>I'm only 24 years old.
That's when my dad died.
Only he was never really around after the divorce.
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don't ask this here

this is not the place to help you make literal life and death decisions
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Maybe you should just give her some Space.

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So,i got an ingrown toenail,it hurts pretty bad if i apply pressure to it,got it on both feet but i don't want to go to the doctor.The only way i'm getting one removed by the doctors is if i get put to sleep (sleep as in actually sleeping).No way am i staying awake for that shit,can i just leave the ingrown toenail?
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>>17487010

I've had a few.

There have only been two methods that helped

1) be patient, and maybe it will grow past the flesh of your toe. My wife offered to clip my toenails a few months ago, and she went too short. It was awful, but they grew out and the issue went away. Both big toes.

2) Get a Doctor involved.
I had a bad ingrown toenail in highschool, and it required having my toe numbed so he could clip away some toe meat, then cut the nail. I was so happy to be out of pain, I didn't even care (couldn't run, debilitating pain if it got stepped on).

In High school I tried using a tooth pic to "pry the nail above the toe and "train" it, but it never worked, and was pretty painful.
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>>17487010
Soak your feet in hot water, to soften both skin and nail. Then try to lift the edge of the nail away from the spot where it's growing in. Do twice a day, and eventually you might "train" the nail away from the ingowing part.
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>>17487010
>No way am i staying awake for that shit
Been there, done hat. They pump that shit so full of lidocaine that you really do feel absolutely nothing. It's not like dental anesthetic, where you can still feel the dentist mucking around; with the stuff podiatrists use, it's like your foot isn't even there.

Also, they put up a shield so you don't have to look.

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2 days with out a drink, only 4 cigarettes over the last 2 days, but I don't think I will make it for a 3rd day help me /adv/ help me guide me convince me!
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>>17486958

get a sponsor. then go hang out with them. when my roommate quit drinking he just sat around and talked to me about how hard it is not to drink for six hours at a time. it was annoying but i loved him so it was worth every annoying moment.
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Dude if you make it to sobriety you will be so much better and happier. You just have to remember to never touch alcohol again. I was an alcoholic and never would have made it without my parents. I constantly made excuses when I was drinking to get drunk like its Friday and everyone drinks on Friday. The truth is I cant touch alcohol or I go back into the same bad situation I left. Finally my mind is clearer and my memory has gotten better but im still left with schizophrenia which might have been caused by my drinking. I now live at home with my parents as a high functioning schizophrenic. Thank god I didn't let it go as far as more debilitating schizophrenia or cirrhosis of the liver. You made the right choice in quitting. Now you just have to stick with it. You will get your life back if you do so.
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>>17486958
Keep busy, although this doesn't work for everyone. A friend of mine says he'll quit then doubles his cigarette intake. Last time we went to see a movie he smoked twice before and three times after. I couldn't help it when I gave him a look and he said "don't judge me" as he lit up his 3rd. He's been out of a job for months and refuses to look for another job so my advice is to look for a job or look for another job or hobby, any distraction is a good one.

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So I'm currently caught in a cycle.

I'm living with my parents after college. College was a way to escape the domestic problems and fighting, but now I'm back and stuck. I can't move out because I have no money. I have no money because I have no job. Thus, I'm alone and sitting with my thoughts all day, which seems to be making things worse. At this point I think I have depression since I can't even play video games without feeling like shit.

Now that the cycle of bitching is done, here's the good news. I am guaranteed a job within a few months. In the meantime, I have no idea what to do. I feel like looking for work now will be pointless since I have no experience, no obvious career goals, and staying at home is draining my energy.

I can't think straight with all this and just need some outside perspectives.
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look for a job anyway.

'guaranteed' isnt a real thing, and 'within a few months' is going to turn to 'within a few more months'. just go keep looking. dont tell them you already got another one lined up for in a few months, its no big deal.

at the very least it will give you application experience, and it gets you out of the house, and having some money lined up by the time you get that 'guaranteed' job will mean you can move out and start comfortably as soon as you get it.

plus if that job falls through, you'll have this one.
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>>17486917
Alright.

I can interview fine, it's just getting the application. On top of that, I'm pretty naive and don't know what I'm qualified to do. I have an econ degree with a minor in math and I can't find anywhere nearby to put that to use.

I would move to where there are move jobs, but I don't have money.
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keep writting about this. I mean write here it's ok. But write in paper, and it's about talk wiith yourself and you'll always feel better even with answers to your questions. Also go to a book shop/library, the stuff you need to read about always appear in the moment you precise it. good luck buddy

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Where do I begin...
Im turning 27 soon, got gired from my job, kicked out of college, and have a DUI (misdemeanor).

I cant work for 8-10 an hour... I have 450,000 saved up from investing my college money (gift from father, and saving like a fiend).

What jobs can I do that I can make 20+ an hour with a criminal record/bad driving record and no skills except finance and a basic computer/IT repair?

No serious IT consultants will hire me, they don't want to fuck around with an employee who is not worth 30+...

I was thinking about going back to school for accounting, and going for a CPA.

Give me some motivation, or a good kick in the nuts, or tell me about line of work where I can make over 20+ an hour please.
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>>17486700

Go teach English in China.

Not sure if it pays $20/hour, just gets your "I'm too good for $8/hour" ass out of my hemisphere.
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Why post about police being pigs when you endangered someone else's life and got caught?
Also what were you studying in school?
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Finance...
Im not a sales person... going to community college for IT/Programming, honestly I fucking hate it...

I want to get into accounting but i have no clue how I can, because I got kicked out of 4 year...

A 2 year in accounting is useless.

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I'm a single mom who should probably kms. People say think of the child but what if she's better off without me.
> teen pregnancy so I'm young in my mid twenties. I'm a fuck up but was convinced I could be responsible
> father was a whore and left me and married a Trans within 6 months. He barley sees his kid due to being in the army. And i get no child support.
>I failed out of college ( I've always sucked at school. ) and I'm obviously dumb.
> live with parents
> see myself going no where in life
> see how people hate dating single parents.
> I'm a 6/10
> can't be a stripper because body isn't good enough
I thought about dating older guys who have their shit together but I don't know any one and feel it's wrong.
I just feel hopeless and am going through a really difficult time.
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How young is the kid if you don't mind me asking?
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Learn a trade, get a job, get an apartment, get on with life.

If only it was this easy huh? First of all, get your babydaddy on child support; go thru the courts and stop putting it off.

Then apply for all the goverment assistance you can get. Food stamps, assisted housing, all that.

Lastly get a secure job OR go thru a vocational(technical/trade w-e its called) school and then get a semibetter job with that.

Where do you live OP?
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>>17486688
Eh. You get to live for your kid.
it's a road of sacrifice.
OTOH, you could check if you can give custody to the father (that has a dual parent family, at least), and pay child support.

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How can I deal with major jealousy concerning a girl that I really like but she doesn't share the same feelings as I do. We are good friends but will never be more and I just get really jealous when I think about her being with another guy. I know I will be swept under the rug and I don't want to see her with another guy irl because I wont be able to handle it.
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>>17486678
Like its at a point also of liking her so much that when my phone text goes off my heart skips a beat and I hope its always her, usually is but when we talk I dont know when to stop talking and always end up saying too much and it feels weird to me.
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>>17486683
you are in love, enjoy
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>>17486678

Don't be friends with her.

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